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the Talking Can
08-12-2007, 09:02 PM
on comedy central...the uncensored Pamela Anderson roast was funny as hell

"I wouldn't **** Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's p^&$y..."

the Talking Can
08-12-2007, 09:03 PM
eh, they're bleeping shit...

chagrin
08-12-2007, 09:04 PM
you knew they would, yes?

Deberg_1990
08-12-2007, 09:05 PM
eh, they're bleeping shit...


They wont after Midnight

the Talking Can
08-12-2007, 09:09 PM
you knew they would, yes?

yeah, i had just watched the other one last night...they tore Courtney love a new one

"Courtney Love is here...and she looks worse than Kurt Cobain...."

elvomito
08-12-2007, 09:25 PM
this is hilarious! thanks for bringin it to my attention

Dicky McElephant
08-12-2007, 09:28 PM
Usually Jimmy Kimmel sucks at these....but this one he was pretty funny.

"Chris Benoit is a better father than Flava Flav." The audiences reactions were priceless.

the Talking Can
08-12-2007, 09:43 PM
whoa...they showed ice-t's wife...a blonde chick with the largest fake boobs i've ever seen..swear to god...that was frightening....

HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 10:45 PM
Greg Giraldo rules.

Katt had a good line about Carrot Top being the result of Ronald McDonald f*cking Wendy.

Der Flöprer
08-12-2007, 10:47 PM
I thought the William Shatner roast was brilliant.

the Talking Can
08-12-2007, 10:48 PM
too many non-comedians this time...and flavor-flav bombed...

Smed1065
08-12-2007, 10:50 PM
Dang I was hoping for a good showing.

What time is it?

HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 10:52 PM
Dang I was hoping for a good showing.

What time is it?

Just came on about 10 minutes ago. It re-runs at 1 AM EST.

HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 11:01 PM
Kimmel was great.

Stinger
08-12-2007, 11:01 PM
on comedy central...the uncensored Pamela Anderson roast was funny as hell

"I wouldn't **** Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's p^&$y..."

Jeffrey Ross ROFL ROFL ROFL

Edited version

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HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 11:12 PM
Jeff Ross was gold. What didn't people like about this roast?

Bearcat
08-12-2007, 11:12 PM
I saw Pamela Anderson's a while back and it was really funny.... well, until she read her script.

But, WTF is Flavor Flav and why is he getting roasted? The jokes about popularity and talent wouldn't be funny without the sarcasm. I guess they'll roast anyone now :shrug:

HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 11:18 PM
Carrot Top wasn't bad.

Fruit Ninja
08-12-2007, 11:18 PM
Flav Is a rap icon basically. He's fought alot of demons, and he's seems to be doing pretty well now.

Public Enemy was bad ass back in the days.

HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 11:21 PM
Brigitte Nielsen kinda sucked, but she gets a pass.

Smed1065
08-12-2007, 11:27 PM
Just came on about 10 minutes ago. It re-runs at 1 AM EST.

Thanks but sarcasm meter must be broke like the "clock".

ROFL

Fruit Ninja
08-12-2007, 11:43 PM
I never seen the Pam Anderson one. I am downloading it as we speak. I seen some of them Youtube clips. That shit was funny.

Demonpenz
08-12-2007, 11:49 PM
The hugh hefner one was awesome.

Artie lang. "in my mind I came on all your faces!"

HolmeZz
08-12-2007, 11:50 PM
Lampanelli was great.

Fruit Ninja
08-12-2007, 11:50 PM
Omg, that Lisa Pompelli chick is funny

Demonpenz
08-12-2007, 11:51 PM
Anyone didn't see the hugh heffner one. Ice T gets up there and talks about how he is going to murder all the white mother ****ers up there....

then gilbert godfrey goes up there (adlib) and goes
I am sorry Ice T and I screwed up and we have the same bit

I am going to MURDER ALL OF YOU WHITE MOTHER ****ERS. IT was awesome

Smed1065
08-12-2007, 11:55 PM
Anyone didn't see the hugh heffner one. Ice T gets up there and talks about how he is going to murder all the white mother ****ers up there....

then gilbert godfrey goes up there (adlib) and goes
I am sorry Ice T and I screwed up and we have the same bit

I am going to MURDER ALL OF YOU WHITE MOTHER ****ERS. IT was awesome

I missed that but LL is always funny during these. The bitch tells it like it is and then some.

Demonpenz
08-13-2007, 12:00 AM
I don't like sarah Silverman.

Smed1065
08-13-2007, 12:02 AM
I don't like sarah Silverman.

I am a comedy fiend but I must be too old to catch her comedy as well.

HolmeZz
08-13-2007, 12:04 AM
Silverman's hawt.

Demonpenz
08-13-2007, 12:12 AM
Silverman is annoying

Valiant
08-13-2007, 12:24 AM
I am still hearing the bleeps over the cussing past midnight..

Demonpenz
08-13-2007, 12:27 AM
I am still hearing the bleeps over the cussing past midnight..


it is eastern time

KcMizzou
08-13-2007, 12:28 AM
"How can you embarrass a crackhead in a viking helmet?"

Demonpenz
08-13-2007, 12:30 AM
sweet jimmy's chicken shack 'High"

HolmeZz
08-13-2007, 12:30 AM
I am still hearing the bleeps over the cussing past midnight..

They've still been bleeping 'f*ck'. Not 'shit' or 'pussy' or anything else really.

KcMizzou
08-13-2007, 12:30 AM
Silverman's hawt.She is.

Demonpenz
08-13-2007, 12:32 AM
I can't wash you from my skin

HolmeZz
08-13-2007, 12:39 AM
I'M IN IT TO WIN IT, MOTHERF*CKERS

|Zach|
08-13-2007, 12:41 AM
Silverman is funny as hell.

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Fruit Ninja
08-13-2007, 12:42 AM
my freaking stomach hurts from laughing.

|Zach|
08-13-2007, 12:45 AM
Silverman is funny as hell.

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ROFL

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Al Bundy
08-13-2007, 03:34 AM
That guys reaction to Jeffrey Ross on the bit about Courtney Love looking worse than Kurt Cobain was the sealer for me. Followed by the "Pamela Manderson" comment.

Silock
08-13-2007, 04:48 AM
This was by far one of the better roasts. Greg Giraldo was hilarious. Kimmel was "meh." Carrot Top was brilliant -- the part about Gallagher and the watermelon had me on the FLOOR, and the clock he gave Flav with only 15 minutes on it... priceless. Lampanelli was good, as always -- grape Kool-Aid = lol

Snoop was decent, especially with the part about not being able to hear Ice T's last album because his car didn't have a tape player. Patton Oswalt was terrible, unfortunately, because I'm a huge fan of his. Jeff Ross was comedic brilliance. All in all, a great show.

Fruit Ninja
08-13-2007, 04:54 AM
I thought Carrot Top was the weakest one outside of Bridgette. Ice T had me laughing my ass off.