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gblowfish
08-19-2007, 09:36 PM
Hiya CP Music Lovers...
Especially those of you who hang out around the Lake of the Ozarks...

As a bunch of hard working stiffs, I wanted to send you a special invite to come party with me and my band, Viagra Falls, on Halloween at the lake, if you're not workin.

If you like alterna-country, Rock and Blues, please enjoy this fascinating, incredibly well written press release done by our clever, underpaid, overworked, underwhelmed PR guy who writes superficial dreck like this.

We do country tunes, including a country version of David Bowie's "Ziggy Stardust" that'll melt your belt buckle.
We do blues as if we were all named Blind Deaf B.B. Muddy Willie Lightning Hound Dog Johnson, Jr.
We rock n roll like Chuck Berry chasing Tina Turner across a state line.
And we do original songs about 30 year old guys living in their mom's trailer, teenage prom night accidents and terribly terribly failed love:
(Example: I Can't Get Over You While You're Still Under Him).

Our 2005 Halloween show was a sellout, and we're hoping for the same this year.

"official" press release attached in next thread entry.

gblowfish
08-19-2007, 09:40 PM
Here's a "press release".

StcChief
08-19-2007, 10:40 PM
anybody named Cialis in the band?

gblowfish
08-20-2007, 07:59 PM
No, but I just got lifetime banned as a "spammer" on one of the lake chat boards because the name "viagra" showed up in our press release like 15 times and there were hyperlinks to other sites - music sites for the guys in the band.

What a bunch of douchettes.

We play for free, spend about five grand amongst 20 or so of us over three days, and play our asses off for beers for four hours. Holy Bald Headed Moses on a Go-Kart, man...

They re-instated me after I had to get all Samuel L. Jackson on their ass.

They're almost as touchy as the Orange Mane!