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wutamess
08-24-2007, 11:10 AM
He's dropped at least 1 pass in every preseason game.

He's at like 50% reception rate if it hits his hands.

Game 1:
Dropped: the bomb he had to come back and get that went through his little hands.
caught: 0 for 0 yards


Game 2:
Dropped: the ball that hit him in his tiny hands on the out route that went out of bounds.
caught: 2 for 15 yds

Game 3:
Dropped the easy slant pattern that went through his little tiny hands that almost got Croyle credited with another int.
caught: 1 pass for 2 yds

Guru
08-24-2007, 11:14 AM
So you just realized that Parker sucks?

thurman merman
08-24-2007, 08:03 PM
he has dropped at least 1 easy pass in every regular season game of his career too, if you haven't picked up on that before.

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:05 PM
I guarantee you he drops every other pass to him in practice as well.

SNR
08-24-2007, 08:06 PM
Wow, this is amazing. I just dropped my pen on the ground. Then I picked it up, and dropped it again. And again. In fact, I made a chart and a graph of me dropping my pen 100 times and every single time I got the same result... it fell.

This is proof. Gravity really does exist. End of discussion.

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:11 PM
Wow, this is amazing. I just dropped my pen on the ground. Then I picked it up, and dropped it again. And again. In fact, I made a chart and a graph of me dropping my pen 100 times and every single time I got the same result... it fell.

This is proof. Gravity really does exist. End of discussion.

Yeah but I have seen Samie drop some passes that defied gravity. The ball had no where to go but his hands or into his body, and he still managed to drop it.

44Page44
08-24-2007, 08:15 PM
Wow! Finally?

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:17 PM
Wow! Finally?

Oh sh!t, it looked like someone has learned how to post.

SNR
08-24-2007, 08:18 PM
Yeah but I have seen Samie drop some passes that defied gravity. The ball had no where to go but his hands or into his body, and he still managed to drop it.**** Family Fun Night? Bad experience, eh?

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:19 PM
**** Family Fun Night? Bad experience, eh?


No dude, that was Gun's comment on Hard Knocks about having to go to Family Fun Night.

SNR
08-24-2007, 08:26 PM
No dude, that was Gun's comment on Hard Knocks about having to go to Family Fun Night.I've only seen the first episode so far. I've stayed out of conversation threads because I want to watch it all, but so far my modem has been shitting on me when torrent the episodes, and I don't really feel like messing with the settings. I'm going to see what happens when I do it from my office computer at the university.

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:27 PM
I've only seen the first episode so far. I've stayed out of conversation threads because I want to watch it all, but so far my modem has been shitting on me when torrent the episodes, and I don't really feel like messing with the settings. I'm going to see what happens when I do it from my office computer at the university.


If you haven't been reading the threads just let me tell you the show is excellent. I will leave it at that.

44Page44
08-24-2007, 08:28 PM
And I play in the NFL, given 2 years but why should I worry about your thoughts? Are you paying me?

Thanks for the input.

Still bitching?

KCChiefsMan
08-24-2007, 08:30 PM
somebody volunteer to break out a pen and paper during every game and record his drops

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:31 PM
And I play in the NFL, given 2 years but why should I worry about your thoughts? Are you paying me?

Thanks for the input.

Still bitching?

Can you please repeat this, but a little slower.

Skip Towne
08-24-2007, 08:41 PM
And I play in the NFL, given 2 years but why should I worry about your thoughts? Are you paying me?

Thanks for the input.

Still bitching?
Ho, ho, ho look what we have here!! A n00b!!

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:43 PM
Ho, ho, ho look what we have here!! A n00b!!

Actually I think he is trying to imply that he is Jarred Page. I can't understand most of his rubbish.

Skip Towne
08-24-2007, 08:48 PM
Actually I think he is trying to imply that he is Jarred Page. I can't understand most of his rubbish.
He's 14 years old. Just watch, he'll disappear at 10, his bedtime.

44Page44
08-24-2007, 08:50 PM
Because you play in the NFL too?

My rubbish is your wishes.

Bitch all you want but I give it my all and more.

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:51 PM
Because you play in the NFL too?

My rubbish is your wishes.

Bitch all you want but I give it my all and more.

See Skip, I told you he was special.

SNR
08-24-2007, 08:53 PM
Actually I think he is trying to imply that he is Jarred Page. I can't understand most of his rubbish.It's probably just Dan Saleuma pulling our leg

DaFace
08-24-2007, 08:54 PM
And I play in the NFL, given 2 years but why should I worry about your thoughts? Are you paying me?

Thanks for the input.

Still bitching?

(gasp!) Are you the REAL Jarrad Page? If so, can I have your autograph?

unothadeal
08-24-2007, 08:56 PM
Because you play in the NFL too?

My rubbish is your wishes.

Bitch all you want but I give it my all and more.
Jarrad Page would never say the word "rubbish". White people don't even use that term anymore.

44Page44
08-24-2007, 08:58 PM
Fine. Whatever! See U next year with wanting new starters but also wanting a PB squad. Must be dumber than the AFL. OH! U did use some of those players!

Many.

ChiefsfaninPA
08-24-2007, 08:59 PM
Fine. Whatever! See U next year with wanting new starters but also wanting a PB squad. Must be dumber than the AFL. OH! U did use some of those players!

Many.


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Skip Towne
08-24-2007, 09:04 PM
Fine. Whatever! See U next year with wanting new starters but also wanting a PB squad. Must be dumber than the AFL. OH! U did use some of those players!

Many.
Does your mommy know you are using her computer?