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beach tribe
08-27-2007, 11:19 AM
Wake up: Today is gonna suck.

Breakfast: I'll bet my wife is gonna burn my toast.and fuuck the pool boy as soon as I leave.

At work:I'm gonna get fired.

After work:My car is gonna break down.If not,a meteor wiil strike the Earth.

SUNDAYS: CHIEFS SUCK.WE WILL LOSE.IF NOT,WE SHOULD HAVE,SO WE COUL PICK HIGHER.

HonestChieffan
08-27-2007, 11:21 AM
Loves being pool guy.

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 11:24 AM
Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 11:24 AM
I'm going to poop now. I'll be back with specific details.

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 11:25 AM
Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?
Feel free.

Jilly
08-27-2007, 11:25 AM
Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?

yes

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 11:26 AM
Beware the never ending wipe.

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 11:26 AM
okay. I'm going in now.

luv
08-27-2007, 11:26 AM
So you're changing the motto to "we play to win a higher draft pick"? :shake:

Jilly
08-27-2007, 11:27 AM
good luck...maybe it be swift and have a clean break

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 11:28 AM
Who does numba 2 work for.

Phobia
08-27-2007, 11:30 AM
I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 11:31 AM
So you're changing the motto to "we play to win a higher draft pick"? :shake:
Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.

Jilly
08-27-2007, 11:32 AM
I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.

So your costco card comes in quite handy for the TP?? Hey, Kleenex makes a new tp with aloe....that might help in case you have an extra sensitive hole.

luv
08-27-2007, 11:32 AM
Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.
Which one? To suck even worse if we're doing bad? No thanks.

Scaga
08-27-2007, 11:35 AM
Look at the bright side man...
We're not Raiders fans/ :clap:

Wile_E_Coyote
08-27-2007, 11:36 AM
The typical planet poster has a pool boy?

Scaga
08-27-2007, 11:37 AM
But the whole Pool Boy thing is confusing...
Especially since I don't have a pool.... :hmmm:

Wile_E_Coyote
08-27-2007, 11:38 AM
I think the typical Chiefs fans worries he'll screw up the trim job on his goatee & have to shave it off

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 11:39 AM
No No No, misunderstanding.In my mind,we have a chance to do some good things this year.I dont share the doomsday outlook. We can grow as a team,and still finish 10-6,and maybe clip someone in the play-offs.I am excited about this season.And will never root against us.

Meant to quote luv

Jilly
08-27-2007, 11:40 AM
i liked it better when we were talking about poop. Everybody does it

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 11:41 AM
I'm back, exceptional consistency and efficiency. Color was a perfect indigo moacha. Only issue is the trip went from 5 minutes to 7 minutes thanks to single-ply.

Fire Me Boy!
08-27-2007, 11:42 AM
So you're changing the motto to "we play to win a higher draft pick"? :shake:
We didn't luck into the first overall pick! We sucked! We did what we have to do, we EARNED that first overall pick.

luv
08-27-2007, 11:43 AM
But the whole Pool Boy thing is confusing...
Especially since I don't have a pool.... :hmmm:
When the pool boy discovers you don't have a pool, I think he'll know what your wife had in mind when she called.

CoMoChief
08-27-2007, 11:44 AM
You ever shit so hard that it wears you the **** out afterwards where you just sit and lean back while on the toilet just starring at the ceiling wondering what the hell died and crawled out of your ass just those moments ago?

luv
08-27-2007, 11:44 AM
No No No, misunderstanding.In my mind,we have a chance to do some good things this year.I dont share the doomsday outlook. We can grow as a team,and still finish 10-6,and maybe clip someone in the play-offs.I am excited about this season.And will never root against us.

Meant to quote luv
Ah. I gotcha. I was reading into that the wrong way.

CoMoChief
08-27-2007, 11:45 AM
When the pool boy discovers you don't have a pool, I think e'll know what your wife had in mind when she called.
bown-chicka-bown-wown.

OnTheWarpath58
08-27-2007, 11:45 AM
I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.

What is the top-of-the-line bidet in American Standard's stable?

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 11:45 AM
You ever shit so hard that it wears you the **** out afterwards where you just sit and lean back while on the toilet just starring at the ceiling wondering what the hell died and crawled out of your ass just those moments ago?
yes.

Jilly
08-27-2007, 11:48 AM
yes.

I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!

OnTheWarpath58
08-27-2007, 11:50 AM
Since this thread isn't that great. Can we turn it in to a poop thread?

TURN it into a poop thread?

It was shitty just as it was.

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 11:50 AM
I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!
It's very important you read post # 22. Man what a great day! :)

Scaga
08-27-2007, 11:52 AM
I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!

I usually just go outside and have a cigarette. :rockon:

Wile_E_Coyote
08-27-2007, 11:54 AM
You ever shit so hard that it wears you the **** out afterwards where you just sit and lean back while on the toilet just starring at the ceiling wondering what the hell died and crawled out of your ass just those moments ago?


The one's where you feel like you just gave birth & may need stitches?

Baby Lee
08-27-2007, 11:57 AM
bown-chicka-bown-wown.
This is a poop thread.

It should brown-chicka-brown-brown.

Iowanian
08-27-2007, 12:11 PM
Poop Threads are so immature.

I can't believe you negative nancies don't have anything more productive to post about than deficatory orations.

Logical
08-27-2007, 12:20 PM
Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.

Not many

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 12:23 PM
This is a poop thread.

It should brown-chicka-brown-brown.
:LOL:

htismaqe
08-27-2007, 12:24 PM
Not many

He's only been here for 4 months. Give the guy a break...

StcChief
08-27-2007, 12:34 PM
Beach Tribe has sand in V.

Jilly
08-27-2007, 01:51 PM
Poop Threads are so immature.

I can't believe you negative nancies don't have anything more productive to post about than deficatory orations.

Someone sounds a little constipated.... :D

Hailchief
08-27-2007, 01:51 PM
I'm back, exceptional consistency and efficiency. Color was a perfect indigo moacha. Only issue is the trip went from 5 minutes to 7 minutes thanks to single-ply.


Beginning to wonder if you fell in?

Predarat
08-27-2007, 01:58 PM
Thats a better day then the one I am having right now lol.

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 02:02 PM
Thats a better day then the one I am having right now lol.
Take a shat,you'll feel better.

Jilly
08-27-2007, 02:05 PM
It's very important you read post # 22. Man what a great day! :)

It's like God's way of saying to you, "Happy Birthday".

Donger
08-27-2007, 02:06 PM
Your penchant for not including a space after punctuation marks is fascinating.

beach tribe
08-27-2007, 02:11 PM
Your penchant for not including a space after punctuation marks is fascinating.
noted

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2007, 02:16 PM
okay. I'm going in now.
Try to put the little DQ swirly on the end... a little hip action in the last second should do it.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2007, 02:17 PM
I think the typical Chiefs fans worries he'll screw up the trim job on his goatee & have to shave it off
ROFL

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 02:17 PM
It's like God's way of saying to you, "Happy Birthday".
My Birthday pooping went really well. I believe you're right. I think God had his part in my necessary room visit earlier.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2007, 02:23 PM
I just get up and say, "Nice work." And move on. It's such a feeling of satisfaction!
You're unnatural.


LMAO

Hailchief
08-27-2007, 02:27 PM
You're unnatural.


LMAO



This is the planet? Can you define NATURAL?

tooge
08-27-2007, 02:30 PM
So your costco card comes in quite handy for the TP?? Hey, Kleenex makes a new tp with aloe....that might help in case you have an extra sensitive hole.

Maybe I ned one of those. Ran out of TP last week, had to use paper towel in the closet. Clogged the toilet. Damn. Phil, you install bidets?

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2007, 02:31 PM
This is the planet?
Yes it is.

You were asking a question right?

Hailchief
08-27-2007, 02:31 PM
Maybe I ned one of those. Ran out of TP last week, had to use paper towel in the closet. Clogged the toilet. Damn. Phil, you install bidets?


The Towel clogged the toilet or your Chit?

Hailchief
08-27-2007, 02:32 PM
Yes it is.

You were asking a question right?


Like I said.....Define NATURAL....?

Not Natural Light Beer....

Simply Red
08-27-2007, 02:34 PM
Like I said.....Define NATURAL....?

Not Natural Light Beer....
He hardly ever drinks beer. You need to come around more often. :)

Skip Towne
08-27-2007, 02:36 PM
Get Bob Dole to tell you the story about "Curly".

Hailchief
08-27-2007, 02:36 PM
I'm not sure I'm ready for that?

Der Flöprer
08-27-2007, 02:42 PM
I just had a very healthy BM but used half a roll to get clean. I think I'm a candidate for a bidet.



Mud butt really sucks.

Jilly
08-27-2007, 02:46 PM
Maybe I ned one of those. Ran out of TP last week, had to use paper towel in the closet. Clogged the toilet. Damn. Phil, you install bidets?

I need clarification...you used a paper towel to wipe your butt in the closet, is that where your toilet is located??? :p

Jilly
08-27-2007, 02:48 PM
My Birthday pooping went really well. I believe you're right. I think God had his part in my necessary room visit earlier.

Jesus likes it when we get rid of shit.

El Jefe
08-27-2007, 02:49 PM
Not my outlook at all.Just tired of all the crying.

These same people freaking out about everything,will be on the band-wagon mid-season.


Welcome to ChiefsPlanet.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2007, 02:49 PM
He hardly ever drinks beer. You need to come around more often. :)
Heh.

Hailchief
08-27-2007, 02:51 PM
I need clarification...you used a paper towel to wipe your butt in the closet, is that where your toilet is located??? :p


No No....His Chit clogged the Closet....