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Rain Man
08-27-2007, 06:09 PM
The thing I find funny is in bold below. Somewhere in New York City, some guy is calling his friends with a conversation like this.

Guy: You aren't going to believe this.

Friend: What?

Guy: You seriously aren't going to believe this.

Friend: What?

Guy: My new next door neighbors...you seriously aren't going to believe this.

Friend: Get a grip. What is it?

Guy: I think I'm about to hyperventilate.

Friend: WHAT!

Guy: My new neighbors....Miss Teen USA...

Friend: Seriously?

Guy: ...and Miss USA...

Friend: Gitouttahere.

Guy: ...and Miss Universe...

Friend: Stop wasting my time, you idiot. At least try to make it halfway believable. [Click]





http://origin.denverpost.com/news/ci_6720845

Louisville teen is USA's crown jewel
By Tom McGhee
Denver Post Staff Writer
Article Last Updated: 08/26/2007 01:18:57 AM MDT


In this photo released by Miss Universe L.P., LLLP., Hilary Carol Cruz, Miss Colorado Teen USA 2007, reacts, as she is crowned Miss Teen USA 2007 at the conclusion of the Live NBC broadcast of the 25th annual Miss Teen USA competition from the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Pasadena, Calif., on Friday, Aug. 24, 2007. (Miss Universe, L.P., LLLP | Darren Decker)Hilary Carol Cruz will put her plans to attend the University of Northern Colorado in Greeley on hold to concentrate on her role as Miss Teen USA.

The 18-year-old Louisville woman entered the Colorado contest after receiving a brochure about it in the mail, and Friday night, she won the national title in California.

"I got my crown last night, and it is absolutely gorgeous," she said Saturday.

She is the first Colorado resident to win the beauty pageant.

Cruz graduated in 2007 from Centaurus High School and had planned to attend UNC, but her pageant title has changed that.

"I would like to focus on what I have to do this year," she said Saturday.

Cruz, who has made several videos for a nonprofit organization, plans to be an entertainment journalist and work in broadcasting.

As a contest standard-bearer, she will live in a New York City luxury apartment with Riyo Mori, Miss Universe 2007, and Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007. Some of their time together will be chronicled in a reality show this fall on NBC, she said.

She also will travel the world representing the Miss Universe Organization, producers of the Miss Universe, Miss USA and Miss Teen USA competitions.

The organization is a partnership between Donald Trump's Trump Organization and NBC.

Last year's Miss Teen USA, Katie Blair, sparked controversy when it was reported that the 18-year-old Montana woman was seen partying with Miss USA Tara Conner, 20, in New York nightclubs.

Cruz doesn't expect controversy to dog her during her reign.

"We are different girls and we will make our own year," she said of her and her housemates. "It is a lot to look forward to."

Rain Man
08-27-2007, 10:32 PM
What is this world coming to when not a single person comments on three national beauty pageant winners living in the same apartment?

unothadeal
08-27-2007, 10:34 PM
boobs

morphius
08-27-2007, 10:35 PM
Because the rest of us already knew this a couple years ago, and don't want to be have written proof of stalking floating around on the net.

Logical
08-27-2007, 10:54 PM
What is this world coming to when not a single person comments on three national beauty pageant winners living in the same apartment?

Kevin, doesn't everyone?

SLAG
08-27-2007, 10:55 PM
YAY!

lets put college on Hold to Swim in Materialism

kepp
08-28-2007, 07:09 AM
As a contest standard-bearer, she will live in a New York City luxury apartment with Riyo Mori, Miss Universe 2007, and Rachel Smith, Miss USA 2007. Some of their time together will be chronicled in a reality show this fall on NBC, she said.
Rachel: "Hilary, do you like movies about gladiators?"

Adept Havelock
08-28-2007, 07:10 AM
Rachel: "Hilary, do you like movies about gladiators?"

ROFL

Fish
08-28-2007, 07:59 AM
Beauty pageant contestants are the smarhrtest..... they'll probably end up burning down the building...

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allen_kcCard
08-28-2007, 08:07 AM
And alll across New York hidden cameras are installed in luxury apartments by any and all men that happen to have access to them, hopeing and praying that they found the gold mine location of such things as late night pillow fights, tiny pajama pajama parties in the living room, and pretty girl bonding experiments.

bobbything
08-28-2007, 08:07 AM
YAY!

lets put college on Hold to Swim in Materialism
Absolutely.

Otter
08-28-2007, 08:57 AM
Overrated, seriously.

There are houses FULL of young, experimental ladies living all over the US and their not bound under contract to act moral. Their called dormitories and sorority houses.