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Ari Chi3fs
08-27-2007, 06:34 PM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=63206&in_page_id=2

Nick Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

Silock
08-27-2007, 06:35 PM
I don't know who's dumber... the younger brother or the chick.

KCChiefsMan
08-27-2007, 06:36 PM
could that be considered rape in any form?

Donger
08-27-2007, 06:36 PM
Two of my brothers did this once. I don't think it had anything to do with penis size, however. The girl was actually pleased when she found out.

Rain Man
08-27-2007, 06:37 PM
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

cookster50
08-27-2007, 06:38 PM
Hmmm, don't we all know a Clayton???? Perhaps that is why GoChiefs hasn't been around, he up and moved to the UK........

Ari Chi3fs
08-27-2007, 06:38 PM
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

ROFL

JimNasium
08-27-2007, 06:38 PM
The story was accurate with one glaring exception. Clayton doesn't have a brother....it was actually his sister that helped him out.

Silock
08-27-2007, 06:39 PM
could that be considered rape in any form?

Yes.

Archie F. Swin
08-27-2007, 06:42 PM
now that's humility

Archie F. Swin
08-27-2007, 06:44 PM
There's a much easier solution to this....just get married

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-27-2007, 06:45 PM
What is this the 3rd, maybe 4th day with no gochiefs? I'm so giddy I've lost count.

Cochise
08-27-2007, 06:46 PM
Clayton Wendler ...girlfriend.

:BS:

Dunit35
08-27-2007, 06:46 PM
Isn't Gochiefs Clayton Wendler?

ChiefaRoo
08-27-2007, 06:47 PM
Who new Chiefaroo = Clayton Wendler????

Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.

Cochise
08-27-2007, 06:47 PM
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.

Maybe your brother was the one having all the fun? :hmmm:

FAX
08-27-2007, 06:50 PM
Taco Johned.

FAX

runnercyclist
08-27-2007, 06:51 PM
Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.

Wow, another brilliant post. Who writes your material?

You need to stick to losing at poker.

Phobia
08-27-2007, 07:09 PM
This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Skip Towne
08-27-2007, 07:17 PM
What is this the 3rd, maybe 4th day with no gochiefs? I'm so giddy I've lost count.
Nice, ain't it. I have no idea what is going on at WPI. I like it that way.

ChiefaRoo
08-27-2007, 07:21 PM
Wow, another brilliant post. Who writes your material?

You need to stick to losing at poker.

Here's another one for ya'. Poker, I hardly know her. ROFL I crack myself up. heh.

Skip Towne
08-27-2007, 07:29 PM
Shut your hole or I'll come to PA and make your wife/g-friend fat.
Your moped would never make it.

RJ
08-27-2007, 07:40 PM
The story was accurate with one glaring exception. Clayton doesn't have a brother....it was actually his sister that helped him out.



His sister has a larger penis?

ChiefaRoo
08-27-2007, 07:41 PM
Your moped would never make it.

Good one Skip. :)

Demonpenz
08-27-2007, 08:09 PM
He probably ****ed her with his right man titty

Wa-Z
08-27-2007, 08:09 PM
Why are the names different from the link?

JimNasium
08-27-2007, 08:10 PM
His sister has a larger penis?
I read it on WPI.

Simplex3
08-27-2007, 08:16 PM
I read it on WPI.
Probably the most credible information they've ever posted.

OctoberFart
08-27-2007, 09:05 PM
As soon as GOQUEER and girlfriend were in same sentence it completely gave it away as a bad joke.

Ari Chi3fs
08-27-2007, 09:11 PM
Why are the names different from the link?

I don't know. It might be that the Chiefsplanet filter just knows when to substitute his name into situations.

Smart filter, i guess.

:)

88TG88
08-27-2007, 09:24 PM
goatse has 49,999 posts. He's planning something big.

Iowanian
08-28-2007, 06:32 AM
So stupid.

Tell the young man to get the glory for his grief.

Stab that juicy hog in there, and if she snickers, Move it down a peg and insert at a high velocity and see if she thinks its a thimble then.

I'd like to tell that kid there is no such thing as a small weiner....thats just something said by gals with HUUUUUUUUUGE Berginers.

Ari Chi3fs
08-28-2007, 08:54 AM
Where is that one poster who kept telling us about his big dick that condoms didn't fit him?

In reality, this story was probably him.

damn, who was that douche?

Ari Chi3fs
01-26-2009, 05:49 PM
I edited the OP, so that this page wouldn't be the #1 ranking for Claythan's real name. heh

bevis369
01-26-2009, 06:55 PM
:rolleyes::doh!:

Alec R
01-27-2009, 11:08 PM
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=63206&in_page_id=2

Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. Nick, 24, insisted on turning off the lights and going to the bathroom. Walter would then enter the room and have sex.

The girlfriend found out after 2 months when she turned the light on. "She apparently had no idea. Both men look similar as they are brothers, and the older brother made a point of not speaking when he was impersonating his younger sibling," said police.

Athan, from Kansas City, is said to have feared losing the 24 year old girlfriend if he did not "perform well."

I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex ... 15 posts - Last post: Aug 27, 2007
Clayton Wendler was so embarrassed about his penis size he got his brother Walter to step in and have sex with his girlfriend. ...

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DMUS_enUS295US295&q=Clayton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-27-2009, 11:21 PM
I just wanted to inform Clayton (aka Bob from Orangemane) that Googling his name brings up this thread as number 1 with this little bit:



http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4DMUS_enUS295US295&q=Clayton+Wendler

Someone on the orangemane pointed this out thought I would share.

Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

kstater
01-28-2009, 04:57 AM
Thanks for the newsflash, Scoop. :rolleyes:

LMAO

Ultra Peanut
01-28-2009, 05:23 AM
There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.

Ari Chi3fs
02-08-2009, 03:06 PM
This thread should once reindexed NOT be the number one google result for GoChiefs name anymore. heh

Count Zarth
02-08-2009, 03:10 PM
This guy is decidely NOT embarrassed by his penis size:

1. Largest Penis
Who:
Jonah Falcon is an American actor and writer and is widely considered to have one of the largest known penises in existence. He gained minor fame after he was featured in the 1999 HBO documentary “Private Dicks: Men Exposed” Rolling Stone also did a feature on him. Falcon’s penis is a whopping 9.5 inches long when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect.
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3326/3233871717_0c30d47a07_o.jpg (http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3326/3233871717_0c30d47a07_o.jpg)
Why You Should Be Impressed:
In all likelihood, if you have a penis, it is about 3.5 inches flaccid (the average) and 5.5 inches (the average) fully erect. If you’re bigger, it’s quite unlikely that you are much bigger. Below is an interesting graph showing average penis size, being much larger than the average is exceedingly unlikely.
The Down Side:
Let’s face it, having a small dick is a problem, having an above average sized dick is a blessing, but having a huge freakish dick is a curse. Sure you may have some women who are turned on by your huge member, but most women cringe and grab their crotches when thinking about a penis that large fitting inside of them.



Look at this huge NSFW dick!

http://www.dazereader.com/jonahfalcon1.jpg

kstater
02-08-2009, 03:14 PM
No, you're not gay or anything. NTTAWWT

Count Zarth
02-08-2009, 03:16 PM
Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

Donger
02-08-2009, 03:38 PM
Dude, 13.5 inch penii should be worshiped by ALL mankind.

That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

Count Zarth
02-08-2009, 03:40 PM
Apparently his dingus radiates heat.

Gracie Dean
02-08-2009, 03:47 PM
That guy probably passes out when he gets an erection. I just get a little light-headed.

bwhaha


didn't see that one comingROFL

Ultra Peanut
02-08-2009, 03:53 PM
There was this guy named Larry Grover who was so ashamed of the size of his dong that he hired a stand-in to have sex with his blind girlfriend.Got burrrried.

JuicesFlowing
02-08-2009, 04:03 PM
This dude is slightly confused. He was doing all the dirty work and giving his brother all the gold. I can't understand that at all.

Sounds like it could be an episode of Seinfeld. George Costanza lives on.

StcChief
06-28-2009, 01:58 PM
Wow. I wish I had a brother with a small penis back when I was single.lol LMAO