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Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2007, 10:45 AM
Holy crap... :eek:

A McDonald’s employee gave birth to a baby boy in the restaurant’s bathroom Monday afternoon and tried to flush the baby down the toilet, according to police reports.

Someone called an ambulance crew about 12:30 p.m. to the restaurant at 3741 Broadway and said a woman was in labor. When the crew arrived, they found the woman sitting on a toilet. She said she had “flushed three times but that it would not go down.”

The paramedic saw something in the toilet and asked the woman to stand up. The paramedic then found a baby face down in the water. The baby had no pulse and was not breathing.

The paramedic and his partner performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation and revived the baby.

An ambulance took the mother and baby to separate hospitals. The baby was listed in critical, but stable, condition.

Police said the 20-year-old woman told the ambulance crew that she didn’t know she was pregnant or that she had given birth. She told them she had her last menstrual cycle in January or February. But police said they have information that she previously told friends that she was pregnant.

OnTheWarpath58
08-28-2007, 10:48 AM
Rot in hell, bitch.

WTF is wrong with people?

kepp
08-28-2007, 10:48 AM
Attempted murder

Deberg_1990
08-28-2007, 10:50 AM
Relax guys. Apparantly she just thought she took a huge dump.

Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2007, 10:50 AM
Attempted murder
And a host of other things associated with child endangerment... that's IF the child lives.

OnTheWarpath58
08-28-2007, 10:53 AM
Relax guys. Apparantly she just thought she took a huge dump.

Out of her vag?

kepp
08-28-2007, 10:57 AM
Out of her vag?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=161525

greg63
08-28-2007, 10:59 AM
Sick, absolutely sick! She didn't know she was pregnant?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

...And, where the heck is the father?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

OnTheWarpath58
08-28-2007, 11:00 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=161525

:eek:

How in the hell did I miss THAT thread?

Deberg_1990
08-28-2007, 11:00 AM
Out of her vag?

from what my wife told me, childbirth feels somewhat like taking a gigantic dump.

kepp
08-28-2007, 11:05 AM
:eek:

How in the hell did I miss THAT thread?
And I'm asking myself why I remembered it.

Chief Chief
08-28-2007, 11:07 AM
Now comes the tough choice for the new mom...

Does she give her baby boy the name John or Lou?

Inspector
08-28-2007, 11:17 AM
You know...this reminds me.

They make those high flow toilets now. Kohler makes 'em I think. Those bad boys will swallow about anything.

Redrum_69
08-28-2007, 11:44 AM
Do fries come with that?

RockChalk
08-28-2007, 12:29 PM
since when did Britney Spears work at McDonalds?

Demonpenz
08-28-2007, 12:41 PM
Is carl starting him?

stevieray
08-28-2007, 01:09 PM
ya, this would be hilarious if it was your daughter.

jjjayb
08-28-2007, 01:12 PM
How dare they intefere with a woman's choice?!? :shake:

SLAG
08-28-2007, 01:16 PM
So people get out raged at this but dont care about the Millions killed in abortion

crazycoffey
08-28-2007, 01:16 PM
They thought she was being sarcastic when she said she just gave birth to a brown baby boy....


BAD, I'm sorry!

I'm actually becoming more and more surprised that I'm NOT much surprised anymore by these stories of idiocy.

Cochise
08-28-2007, 01:17 PM
What do you think will happen to her? Couple of months probation?

Pneuma
08-28-2007, 01:21 PM
Bitch should be charged with attempted first degree murder!!!

KC Kings
08-28-2007, 01:27 PM
This lady was probably a ****ing KC Police Officer!

Redrum_69
08-28-2007, 01:28 PM
McDonalds will have to rename their slogan to "53,999,999 hamburgers served each day..."

Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2007, 01:31 PM
Generally speaking, nothing surprises me on this board.

Some of the responses here are abhorrent.

Redrum_69
08-28-2007, 01:31 PM
In related news...McDonalds has decided to pull the new "Baby McRib" off its dinner menus...

Demonpenz
08-28-2007, 01:32 PM
I have a couple of friends that work for hospitals. They say the people are ususally so overweight they don't really notice that they are pregnant.

Pitt Gorilla
08-28-2007, 01:33 PM
What do you think will happen to her? Couple of months probation?There isn't a punishment horrible enough for her.

Saulbadguy
08-28-2007, 01:35 PM
Generally speaking, nothing surprises me on this board.

Some of the responses here are abhorrent.
Yet hilarious.

Saulbadguy
08-28-2007, 01:36 PM
So people get out raged at this but dont care about the Millions killed in abortion
I don't see much outrage on this thread, do you?

greg63
08-28-2007, 01:40 PM
So people get out raged at this but dont care about the Millions killed in abortion

Point well taken.

I don't see much outrage on this thread, do you?

There is some.

KCChiefsMan
08-28-2007, 01:41 PM
give me one reason why that bitch deserves to live? instead we get to pay for her stay in prison...just kill her for Christs' sake

Cochise
08-28-2007, 01:42 PM
the ChiefsPlanet angel of death with be along any moment

Saulbadguy
08-28-2007, 01:43 PM
give me one reason why that bitch deserves to live? instead we get to pay for her stay in prison...just kill her for Christs' sake
We still need people to flip burgers.

Saulbadguy
08-28-2007, 01:43 PM
Point well taken.



There is some.
lol@ "point well taken"

Fire Me Boy!
08-28-2007, 05:49 PM
Yet hilarious.
I couldn't disagree more.

Bob Dole
08-29-2007, 06:10 AM
What do you think will happen to her? Couple of months probation?

The news down here just reported that she hasn't even been charged yet.

kepp
08-29-2007, 06:51 AM
The news down here just reported that she hasn't even been charged yet.
I hope they don't buy her "I thought I was taking a dump...and, oh yeah, I didn't know what to think about this long cord of flesh hanging out" story.

Fire Me Boy!
08-29-2007, 07:17 AM
I heard this morning she was still in the hospital (mental evaluation?), but that charges could range from child abuse to child endangerment. No mention of attempted murder.

From everything I've heard and read, they're not buying the "dump" bit.