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Redrum_69
08-29-2007, 11:32 AM
What would you name your first born?

HonestChieffan
08-29-2007, 11:33 AM
Thor

Simply Red
08-29-2007, 11:34 AM
head nurse or something similiar.

Hog Farmer
08-29-2007, 11:34 AM
I would name it redrumsucksdeaddonkeydicks

Fish
08-29-2007, 11:36 AM
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K

Mr. Laz
08-29-2007, 11:36 AM
what is your viking name?


http://www.thequarter.org/Media/VikingName.php

Mr. Laz
08-29-2007, 11:38 AM
Your Viking Name is: Dufniall Oakenhawk

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You are strong and tireless, frequently shouldering burdens that would tire lesser men. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you.

Braincase
08-29-2007, 11:51 AM
We named her Bonnie.

Redrum_69
08-29-2007, 11:55 AM
Gestr Foeflattener
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You're not a belligerent person by nature, which is unfortunate if you want to be a Viking. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

pikesome
08-29-2007, 11:56 AM
I named mine Aaron.

Go far enough back and we used to viking (it was used as a verb too) through England once the crops were in.

kepp
08-29-2007, 11:57 AM
Urhines Kendall Icy Eight Special K
ROFL

StcChief
08-29-2007, 11:58 AM
Dufniall Ironhorse

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. As a Viking, you're one of the "berserkers", and rush into battle with no clothes on. If the sight of you naked isn't enough to disable the enemy, your sword certainly will be.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

El Jefe
08-29-2007, 12:19 PM
Möttull Oakenbear
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

People tend to treat you like a doormat, generally because they know they can get away with it. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking.

Here is mine.

Otter
08-29-2007, 12:37 PM
Urkel the Beheader

Extra Point
08-29-2007, 12:44 PM
"Jófreiðr Stronghorse
Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker".

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. You sometimes come off as a bit of a snob. Vikings are not snobbish people -- they either like you, or they kill you. Try to be more like a Viking."

So much for being 1/4 Swedish....

penguinz
08-29-2007, 12:48 PM
Sæbjörn Bearmangler

Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You can handle long sea voyages easily, despite the lack of amenities. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You don't have a lot of tact, so it's lucky Vikings never cared much for diplomacy. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

tooge
08-29-2007, 01:39 PM
Vitalium Stongpenis the Feaster.

CHIEF4EVER
08-29-2007, 01:44 PM
Rauðúlfr Shieldsbane
Your Viking Personality: You're a doughty, stalwart Viking. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You might be able to hold your own on the battlefield, but you're no "berserker". You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect, though in your case their respect is tinged with fear. You consider yourself to be better than a lot of people. Although you might not know it, the people you despise laugh at you when they see you sucking up to your superiors. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

CHIEF4EVER
08-29-2007, 01:46 PM
What would you name your first born?

Redrumsmoms Penissupplier

Hydrae
08-29-2007, 01:49 PM
Bob

brorth
08-29-2007, 01:57 PM
Bekan Shieldmangler

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. You possess some skills which other Vikings respect.

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.

crazycoffey
08-29-2007, 02:02 PM
Boomer Grigsby

although I like Bob too......

chasedude
08-29-2007, 02:02 PM
Jökull Steadythews

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

chasedude
08-29-2007, 02:05 PM
Jökull Steadythews

Your Viking Personality: You're a fearsome Viking, but you aren't completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle, and tend to strike first and think later. You're not a "berserker", but you're among the toughest sane Vikings around.

You might grumble a bit at the lack of amenities on board a Viking longboat, but you can handle it. Other Vikings consider you "one of the guys".

You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Due to your gregariousness, you don't strike fear into the hearts of your victims. Try to be a little more surly in the future.

Heh... guess I don't have the makings for a troll :p

Calcountry
08-29-2007, 02:05 PM
Glans Langenlonger.