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Count Zarth
08-29-2007, 06:04 PM
Greetings, dear Chiefsplanet friends.

As you know, over the last 2+ years I've been making stupendous highlight films. This has been possible largely in part to the generous nature of our good friend DRU, who provided highlights and full game downloads almost every week.

Unfortunately, he will no longer provide this service starting in 2007.

Since I cannot allow this to take place, I tied him up in a sack and kidnapped him in order to learn his secrets. After many hours of severe beatings, I extracted from him all the information necessary to capture a Chiefs game off a DirecTV broadcast and transfer it to a computer.

Therefore, it is I who shall take up the mantle beginning with this year. Below are the fruits of my first effort. I hope you find them satisfactory.

Yours sincerely,

GoChiefs - the man who will kick ass in 2007.

NOTE: You will need to install the H.264 codec (http://www.free-codecs.com/download/FFDShow.htm) to view these clips.


Chiefs vs Dolphins - Widescreen, capped from HD broadcast

Tony Gonzalez - 17 yard catch (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Gonzalez%20-%2017%20yard%20catch.avi)

Allen - tackle for loss (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Allen%20-%20tackle%20for%20loss.avi)

Hali - sack and strip (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Hali%20-%20sack%20and%20strip.avi)

Croyle to Hannon - 21 yard TD (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Brodie%20to%20Hannon%20-%2021%20yard%20TD.avi)

Croyle to Allan - 20 yards (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Brodie%20to%20Allan%20-%2020%20yards.avi)


Chiefs vs Saints - Fullscreen, capped from SD broadcast (no audio)

Allen - tackle for loss (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Allen%20-%20tackle%20for%20loss%202.avi)

Allen - sack (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Allen%20-%20sack.avi)

Allen - INT (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Allen%20-%20INT.avi)

Dwayne Bowe - first career reception (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Bowe%20-%2021%20yard%20dragging%20catch.avi)

Tank Tyler - sack (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/Tank%20-%20sack.avi)


HARD KNOCKS

Hard Knocks - Arrowhead Flyover (http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/HFA.avi)


Full game downloads will be around 4 gigabytes, as they were in the past with DRU. If there is sufficient demand I will create a lower quality option for those that want it.

I have the entire Miami preseason game if anyone wants to download it. It's 3.8 GB so it'll have to be a torrent. I also capped the last episode of Hard Knocks and could put that up on my uranus server if enough people want it - it's only 600 MB. I'm gonna cap tonight's episode of Hard Knocks, too.

Also, since so many people have requested it, I put all my videos on Youtube, titled generically so they won't be taken down (hopefully).

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=bfett81&p=r

So, with all that said, there is only one thing left to post.

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/4930/0930aj3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Valiant
08-29-2007, 06:06 PM
major letdown for your 50k

TEX
08-29-2007, 06:20 PM
Gee your back. Havent's seen you since the big announcement. Oh - your QBOTF, who you raved about all off season, has looked awesome... ROFL

ChiefaRoo
08-29-2007, 06:22 PM
Go Chiefs, where have you been? Have you been visiting any bathroom stalls?

Bill Parcells
08-29-2007, 06:24 PM
I gotta take a shit

Ugly Duck
08-29-2007, 06:27 PM
I gotta take a shit

If you hear any tapping... narrow your stance!

BigMeatballDave
08-29-2007, 06:28 PM
Gee your back. Havent's seen you since the big announcement. Oh - your QBOTF, who you raved about all off season, has looked awesome... ROFLYou know, posts like this just make you look like a dick, AND a retard...
:rolleyes: :shake:

ZootedGranny
08-29-2007, 06:33 PM
Awesome work, GoChiefs.

88TG88
08-29-2007, 06:34 PM
nice. I love that Arrowhead flyover.

Fairplay
08-29-2007, 06:47 PM
Thanks Gochiefs.

You might want give your videos on your Youtube a site a brief name for each one. Just a suggestion.

patteeu
08-29-2007, 06:51 PM
LMAO You're a trip, GoChiefs. Love the picture.

TEX
08-29-2007, 06:52 PM
You know, posts like this just make you look like a dick, AND a retard...
:rolleyes: :shake:

And what does that make you look like when you you respond to them...

And another thing, what's with all the cursing around this place these days? Limited vocabulary to match the IQ?

ChiefsFan4Life
08-29-2007, 06:53 PM
Awesome! I am happy someone will be doing this.

I will help seed

CupidStunt
08-29-2007, 06:53 PM
Annoying at times, but more of a contributor than 90% of this forum.

Cheers for the videos.

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 06:57 PM
And what does that make you look like when you you respond to them...

And another thing, what's with all the cursing around this place these days? Limited vocabulary to match the IQ?

dick & retard are considered cursing?

TEX
08-29-2007, 07:01 PM
dick & retard are considered cursing?

One out of two most certainly is.

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:01 PM
One out of two most certainly is.

You can't be serious.

TEX
08-29-2007, 07:06 PM
You can't be serious.

Yep. And this just illustrates my point. That all that talk is so common around here these days that people don't consider it cursing. Back in the day, when this place was new, that didn't happen as often. Remember? Now, you can go down every thread and find it everywhere.

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:09 PM
Yep. And this just illustrates my point. That all that talk is so common around here these days that people don't consider it cursing. Back in the day, when this place was new, that didn't happen as often. Remember? . Now, you can go down every thread and find it.

I've been here since the beginning, wtf are you talking about?

Some people are named Dick. I don't see people (at least that I'm aware of) naming their kids shit, ****, ass, bitch, etc.

Ari Chi3fs
08-29-2007, 07:15 PM
I wonder what Carl and the NFL is going to think about an esteemed author/journalist/brother who lets his brother hump his girlfriend... is contributing to the piracy of the league's intellectual assets.

TEX
08-29-2007, 07:17 PM
I've been here since the beginning, wtf are you talking about?

Some people are named Dick. I don't see people (at least that I'm aware of) naming their kids shit, ****, ass, bitch, etc.

I know you have and you should know what I'm talking about. It's much worse these days.

I'd be willing to bet that every time someone is called a d*ck around here, it's not after someone's first name. I see you mentioned bitch, and I know that you don't mean a female dog either...

All I'm saying is back in the day, most everyone was whitty (Like KC TITUS) and didn't resort to name calling and cursing, for everthing, like they do now. That's all.

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:19 PM
I know you have and you should know what I'm talking about. It's much worse these days.

I'd be willing to bet that every time someone is called a d*ck around here, it's not after someone's first name. I see you mentioned bitch, and I know that you don't mean a female dog either...

Sure, 'dick' can have a negative connotation, but I think most wouldn't consider it a curse word.

TEX
08-29-2007, 07:21 PM
Sure, 'dick' can have a negative connotation, but I think most wouldn't consider it a curse word.

Come on now. I understand your point, but are you trying to tell me that is someone calls you a d*ck, that you won't take it as a curse word? It's all in how you use the word.

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:23 PM
Come on now. I understand your point, but are you trying to tell me that is someone calls you a d*ck, that you won't take it as a curse word? It's all in how you use the word.
Nope. Although it would probably take a few choice words to offend me, so many things wouldn't. IMO, 'dick' is on the same level as 'jerk'.

SNR
08-29-2007, 07:28 PM
This is worse than an argument over spelling and grammar... :shake:

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:34 PM
This is worse than an argument over spelling and grammar... :shake:

I resent that.

Deberg_1990
08-29-2007, 07:35 PM
Can we kick your a$$ in 2007???

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:36 PM
Can we kick your a$$ in 2007???

I thought he was the ass. :hmmm:

Donger
08-29-2007, 07:37 PM
How quickly will torrents of the regular season games appear on the net? Real-time? Next day?

Count Zarth
08-29-2007, 07:40 PM
How quickly will torrents of the regular season games appear on the net? Real-time? Next day?

My guess is late Tuesdays.

Donger
08-29-2007, 07:42 PM
My guess is late Tuesdays.

That's not acceptable.

To be clear, I wasn't asking about you specifically. Just when someone, anyone, will put it up.

ChiefaRoo
08-29-2007, 07:42 PM
Go Chiefs. How many times do you tap your feet and how wide is your stance? I'm just askin'

BigMeatballDave
08-29-2007, 07:42 PM
That's not acceptable.LMAO

Count Zarth
08-29-2007, 07:46 PM
That's not acceptable.

Late Mondays at the earliest. I can't say for sure. I'm not real keen on capping as I watch the game live, which means I'll probably end up playing the recording back and capping that overnight. In the morning I can start the conversion process (which takes AT LEAST six hours, but is carried out unattended), then I have to do a host of other things to get it finished.

The good news is if I can get on my neighbor's wireless consistently, we'll have two seeds instead of one to start out with.

Donger
08-29-2007, 07:48 PM
Late Mondays at the earliest. I can't say for sure. I'm not real keen on capping as I watch the game live, which means I'll probably end up playing the recording back and capping that overnight. In the morning I can start the conversion process (which takes AT LEAST six hours, but is carried out unattended), then I have to do a host of other things to get it finished.

Don't bother me with your chicken shit details. Figure it out.

Count Zarth
08-29-2007, 07:49 PM
Don't bother me with your chicken shit details. Figure it out.

I already have. What's the deal, anyway. You leaving the country?

Ari Chi3fs
08-29-2007, 07:50 PM
TEX and DoucheKCMan AP... can we vote them both off the island?

They are both dicks and retards.

DaKCMan AP
08-29-2007, 07:56 PM
TEX and DoucheKCMan AP... can we vote them both off the island?

They are both dicks and retards.

I realize, and to some extent, understand your championship-envy, but give it a rest n00b.

DaFace
08-29-2007, 07:57 PM
Nice work, man. Glad to hear that someone will be capping these this year.

Donger
08-29-2007, 08:00 PM
I already have. What's the deal, anyway. You leaving the country?

I'm extremely irritable. Sorry. I should probably leave.

Ari Chi3fs
08-29-2007, 10:00 PM
I realize, and to some extent, understand your championship-envy, but give it a rest n00b.

Uh, I would say less championship-envy and more annoyance over championship-gloating. But, nice try, DoucheKC

Frazod
08-29-2007, 10:22 PM
Uh, I would say less championship-envy and more annoyance over championship-gloating. But, nice try, DoucheKC

Did someone say CHAMPION? :)

shrek6849
08-30-2007, 02:19 AM
YouTube videos reported for copyright violations.

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 06:52 AM
YouTube videos reported for copyright violations.

Thanks for being an asshole.

kepp
08-30-2007, 06:57 AM
Thanks GC. I was wondering if this would be available.

DenverChief
08-30-2007, 08:00 AM
Good job man...you are teh best...I have a request tho...I love the denver 4th down stop in one of your youtube videos and I was thinking if you could...it might be hard but I'm sure you are up to the task....is make a video with clips from the best offensive comebacks and another one with defensive stops


as far as the O goes I can think of quite a few

Chiefs Steelers playoff game 4th and goal TD pass Montana to Barnett
Chiefs Broncos Montana vs Elway TD pass to Davis
Chiefs Packers Green to Kennison in OT
Chiefs Raiders Grbac to Rison @ end of regulation
Chiefs Broncos Stoyo 50 yd FG @ end of regulation


I'm sure there are others I am not thinking of

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 08:02 AM
Good job man...you are teh best...I have a request tho...I love the denver 4th down stop in one of your youtube videos and I was thinking if you could...it might be hard but I'm sure you are up to the task....is make a video with clips from the best offensive comebacks and another one with defensive stops


as far as the O goes I can think of quite a few

Chiefs Steelers playoff game 4th and goal TD pass Montana to Barnett
Chiefs Broncos Montana vs Elway TD pass to Davis
Chiefs Packers Green to Kennison in OT
Chiefs Raiders Grbac to Rison @ end of regulation
Chiefs Broncos Stoyo 50 yd FG @ end of regulation
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Impossible. Unless the planet wants to shell out for recordings of those games...

DenverChief
08-30-2007, 08:04 AM
Impossible. Unless the planet wants to shell out for recordings of those games...



I know I have seen the montana clip somewhere...one sec

DenverChief
08-30-2007, 08:10 AM
I'm drawing a blank right now...I'll find it somewhere

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 08:15 AM
I know I have seen the montana clip somewhere...one sec

I have the Montana clip. The rest are AWOL.

kepp
08-30-2007, 12:00 PM
Hey GC - would it be difficult (read, would you) to trim the end of that flyover clip to get rid of the narrator saying, "But the Chiefs..." ?

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 03:48 PM
Hey GC - would it be difficult (read, would you) to trim the end of that flyover clip to get rid of the narrator saying, "But the Chiefs..." ?

Nah, not a problem. Give me a few minutes.

DaFace
08-30-2007, 03:50 PM
You know, we're all take, take, take around here, but if you're bored sometime, would it be possible to create a cross reference of your ambiguous YouTube names so that we can tell what's what?

For example, you could just name them "Video 1", "Video 2", etc., then give us a listing on here to go off of. Just a thought.

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 04:15 PM
A video - Defense 2006

Yet another video - Dick Vermiel

Another cool video - Dante Hall

Look! A Video! - Eddie Kennison

A video? YES! - Jake Plummer

a video for you - Defense 2003-2005

A SHOCKING VIDEO - Larry Johnson Signs Contract

Video Video - Larry Johnson 2006

A video yet again - Larry Johnson 2005

I have a video here - Larry Johnson 2004

A cool video - Priest Holmes

A video to watch - Damon Huard

Video fun - William Bartee

Fun with video - Tony Gonzalez

Another video, jeez - Trent Green

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 04:46 PM
Hey GC - would it be difficult (read, would you) to trim the end of that flyover clip to get rid of the narrator saying, "But the Chiefs..." ?

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/HFA2.avi

Stinger
08-30-2007, 05:58 PM
Impossible. Unless the planet wants to shell out for recordings of those games...

I have the Packers Chiefs game if you want it. PM me where you want it sent and I will mail it to you.

Count Zarth
08-30-2007, 05:59 PM
So, does anyone want the Miami game? Just asking before I delete it.

go bowe
08-30-2007, 07:58 PM
...what's with all the cursing around this place these days?...are you new here?

Ultra Peanut
08-30-2007, 08:17 PM
I'm going to report you to the NFL and the FBI and maybe the NBA too.