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Claynus
08-30-2007, 05:33 PM
Hard Knockers with the Kansas City Chiefs!

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/644/kelli1gz0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/6435/kelli2zf3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7643/kelli3ew6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/963/kelli5ud5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8256/kelli4cu4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/3379/oct5kh1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9692/oct2yv8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/8056/oct3si4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/4086/oct4rg8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/5614/oct6no7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I think this bounce puts Kelli over the top.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9805/bouncexj0.gif (http://imageshack.us)

And Brodie leers on like a perv:

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/2338/brodiestareshm6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Donger
08-30-2007, 05:36 PM
Meh. Both fake.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 05:37 PM
Meh. Both fake.

Too far apart. That's the tell, right?

DaneMcCloud
08-30-2007, 05:37 PM
Kellie has fake breasts, too.

October is about 10x hotter. No question.

Fruit Ninja
08-30-2007, 05:38 PM
I vote Kelli. I like whitegirls lol

88TG88
08-30-2007, 05:38 PM
You have way to much time on your hands.

i'll take October

Mr. Flopnuts
08-30-2007, 05:39 PM
Kellie has fake breasts, too.

October is about 10x hotter. No question.



Abso****inglutely NOT. Kellie is far and away hotter than October.

Donger
08-30-2007, 05:41 PM
Too far apart. That's the tell, right?

God only made one Keeley Hazell.

Anyway, it depends on the natural shape of the female and how much they are showing. Kellie really shouldn't show that much 'cleavage,' because of the canyon. October simply isn't proportioned. Way too big.

DaneMcCloud
08-30-2007, 05:41 PM
Abso****inglutely NOT. Kellie is far and away hotter than October.

Maybe in the bizarro world.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 05:42 PM
Kellie has fake breasts, too.

October is about 10x hotter. No question.

I think Kelli is much prettier in the face.

Bwana
08-30-2007, 05:43 PM
Three way?

:evil:

Simplex3
08-30-2007, 05:45 PM
Three way?

:evil:
The first intelligent post in this thread.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-30-2007, 05:46 PM
Maybe in the bizarro world.



LA has really ****ed you up.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 05:46 PM
God only made one Keeley Hazell.



Bullshit man. He also made Lucy Pinder.

Deberg_1990
08-30-2007, 05:46 PM
No love for Donnie Edwards wife??

Micjones
08-30-2007, 05:48 PM
Not a big fan of either, but I'm going to have to go with October.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 05:48 PM
No love for Donnie Edwards wife??

I was kinda surprised Donnie was with such an average-looking girl. She looked kinda old, too. He could score premium ass.

ceebz
08-30-2007, 05:49 PM
I'd hit both of 'em.

JBucc
08-30-2007, 05:50 PM
I'd hit both of 'em.
Naw....really?

Crashride
08-30-2007, 05:50 PM
I like this updated thread and wish i knew how to rep someone

DaneMcCloud
08-30-2007, 05:51 PM
LA has really ****ed you up.

Whatever. At least I don't smoke my brains out while believing that it doesn't cause cancer or death.

Besides that, if you took both women to a modeling agency in either NYC or LA, who gets the gig? October, hands down.

Sorry I'm not into round-faced, bad teeth, fake breast, idiot dumbsh*ts from Alabama.

Thanks for playing.

'Hamas' Jenkins
08-30-2007, 05:54 PM
How are her teeth bad?

Mr. Flopnuts
08-30-2007, 05:55 PM
Whatever. At least I don't smoke my brains out while believing that it doesn't cause cancer or death.

Besides that, if you took both women to a modeling agency in either NYC or LA, who gets the gig? October, hands down.

Sorry I'm not into round-faced, bad teeth, fake breast, idiot dumbsh*ts from Alabama.

Thanks for playing.


LMAO Leave it to you Dane to get butthurt and blow the whole thing out of proportion. Kudos to you for knowing what a modeling agency would do with these two girls. Since obviously you don't get enough attention out there in Hollywood, let me tell you, YOU ARE GREAT!!!! DON'T CHANGE. Next time though, try to refrain from the childlike temper tantrum lines like "At least I don't smoke my brains out while believing that it doesn't cause cancer or death." Oh yeah? Well I'm rubber and you're glue, what bounces off me sticks to you. PWND.

Deberg_1990
08-30-2007, 05:57 PM
Besides that, if you took both women to a modeling agency in either NYC or LA, who gets the gig? October, hands down.


So your sayin Kelli just needs a little more surgery...

Ari Chi3fs
08-30-2007, 05:57 PM
October is smokin. So is Kelli. I say Id hit it.

DaneMcCloud
08-30-2007, 05:57 PM
Kudos to you for knowing what a modeling agency would do with these two girls. Since obviously you don't get enough attention out there in Hollywood, let me tell you, YOU ARE GREAT!!!! DON'T CHANGE.


Thanks! I like me too! ROFL

Crashride
08-30-2007, 06:03 PM
My vote goes for kelli therefore I, this US american citizen, put her in his sig...such as.

GoHuge
08-30-2007, 06:09 PM
I vote Kelli. Kelli's accent does it for me. I love Southern girls. They even moan with a twang!

When your talking about which one is hotter...seriously guys, every one here would wade a mile of their shit to hit either one of them.

DaneMcCloud
08-30-2007, 06:12 PM
seriously guys, every one here would wade a mile of their shit to hit either one of them.

Uh, no. Not a chance in hell.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 06:16 PM
Dane is a legendary conquistador of women.

chagrin
08-30-2007, 06:44 PM
If October came into the relationship with a kid, then it has to be the tight pussed mrs. croyle.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 06:45 PM
If October came into the relationship with a kid, then it has to be the tight pussed mrs. croyle.

Now we're talking. Hardcore analysis.

DaneMcCloud
08-30-2007, 06:46 PM
If October came into the relationship with a kid, then it has to be the tight pussed mrs. croyle.

Nope. That's Tony G's son with Los Angeles news anchor, Lauren Sanchez.

Claynus
08-30-2007, 06:47 PM
Nope. That's Tony G's son with Los Angeles news anchor, Lauren Sanchez.
Damn.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/8416/brucepre2zh6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ChiefaRoo
08-30-2007, 07:04 PM
Whatever. At least I don't smoke my brains out while believing that it doesn't cause cancer or death.

Besides that, if you took both women to a modeling agency in either NYC or LA, who gets the gig? October, hands down.

Sorry I'm not into round-faced, bad teeth, fake breast, idiot dumbsh*ts from Alabama.

Thanks for playing.

I agree.

Gravedigger
08-30-2007, 07:07 PM
I'd take Kelli cause who hasn't been bored in October before?

luv
08-30-2007, 07:11 PM
You know it's going to be a long season whenever you're more interested in whose wife is hotter. :shake:

Tribal Warfare
08-30-2007, 07:28 PM
The Brodie pic is great LMAO

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-30-2007, 07:53 PM
GoChiefs this is the best thread you've ever made.

I pick Kelli but only by a nipple.

HonestChieffan
08-30-2007, 07:54 PM
Kelli has staying Power October,,no way...

cdcox
08-30-2007, 07:59 PM
Kelli has staying Power OctoberHello - commatard on the loose.no way...

You've been eating baked beans, haven't you?

Phobia
08-30-2007, 08:09 PM
They're both obviously very pretty ladies. They also both have a couple of factors which work against them. Kelli's face isn't nearly as pretty as October's. They both have really smokin bodies. October augmented about a cup size too far, it appears. That puts a stripper tag on her in the same way the back tat does. Otherwise I'd vote October in a landslide. It's a push for me. Obviously, very attractive women. I should hope professional athletes in the NFL could do that well.

VonneMarie
08-30-2007, 08:17 PM
LOL @ Brodies pic. LMAO

BWillie
08-30-2007, 08:35 PM
No love for Donnie Edwards wife??

I could not handle Donnie's wife, basically actin like she runs the show on the place that DONNIE pays for. If I was Donnie I'd be like, hey no thats my freaking closet, you just get to use it.

KC Tattoo
08-30-2007, 08:46 PM
I studied those picks long and hard and I'll go with Kelli :drool:

I should study them some more just to make sure :)

Rain Man
08-30-2007, 09:01 PM
GoChiefs this is the best thread you've ever made.

I pick Kelli but only by a nipple.


Having a third nipple is a big negative for me.

Sorry, people, but Kelli is not in October's league. Kelli is a strong college team, but October is the big leagues.

Logical
08-30-2007, 09:04 PM
Having a third nipple is a big negative for me.

Sorry, people, but Kelli is not in October's league. Kelli is a strong college team, but October is the big leagues.Yup

By the way the Chiefs should think about hiring Brodie and Tony to select their cheerleaders, maybe it would no longer be the Moo Squad if they did.

MahiMike
12-08-2010, 05:31 PM
Bump for Kellie's appendix.

teedubya
12-08-2010, 05:32 PM
Kellie has fake breasts, too.

October is about 10x hotter. No question.

This.

Chiefs Rool
12-08-2010, 05:33 PM
they're both pretty damn hot

googlegoogle
12-08-2010, 05:42 PM
Not interested in Mexican girls.

Claynus
12-08-2010, 05:44 PM
Three years later...

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/11/11/17/tony-october-gonzalez-naked-for-peta-28091-1257977472-15.jpg


http://i34.tinypic.com/2gvuhe8.jpg

Pawnmower
12-08-2010, 05:45 PM
Thread needs a poll..

I would say October based on these pics

-King-
12-08-2010, 05:46 PM
October by a mile. It's not even close.
Posted via Mobile Device

MahiMike
12-08-2010, 06:10 PM
kinda like Mary Ann vs Ginger to me.

Extra Point
12-08-2010, 06:32 PM
Gotta root for the home team.

Congrats, Brodie. And good luck this weekend!

siberian khatru
12-08-2010, 06:44 PM
Wow. Look at who was the last to post on this thread before the bump.

DaneMcCloud
12-08-2010, 06:47 PM
Wow. Look at who was the last to post on this thread before the bump.

Yeah, very, very sad.

Sure-Oz
12-08-2010, 06:48 PM
Wow. Look at who was the last to post on this thread before the bump.

wow

NewChief
12-08-2010, 07:16 PM
October is in an entirely different league, good grief. Kelli is normal attractive with some nice... ahem... attributes. October is fantasy model hot.

LiL stumppy
12-08-2010, 07:16 PM
uh october please.

no question

NewChief
12-08-2010, 07:19 PM
In this picture, it's pretty obvious that Kelli's facial structure just isn't that perfect. October's might be a result of surgery, no clue, but she has the model perfection going on.

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7643/kelli3ew6.jpg

RJ
12-08-2010, 07:26 PM
A woman like Kelli most any heterosexual man would notice and look at twice.

A woman like October most any heterosexual man or woman would notice and look at twice.

That's how you know when a woman's really hot, when you notice the women are looking.

BigRedChief
12-08-2010, 07:27 PM
I spent a 1/2 hour talking with Kelli and Brodie one time. Just me and them. Brodie is a small man and Kelli does have damn big fake boobs. I've met October several times and been to her and Tony's plaza apartment. So as one of the few on here who have seen them in person let me tell you its not even close......October

Donger
12-08-2010, 07:42 PM
Three years later...

http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/terminal01/2009/11/11/17/tony-october-gonzalez-naked-for-peta-28091-1257977472-15.jpg


http://i34.tinypic.com/2gvuhe8.jpg

That is supposed to be K. Croyle?

Donger
12-08-2010, 07:42 PM
Wow. Look at who was the last to post on this thread before the bump.

Well, sh*t.

gman1989
12-08-2010, 08:06 PM
croyle needs to show some more skin:shake:

JD10367
12-08-2010, 08:07 PM
croyle needs to show some more skin:shake:

I need you to specify Kelli or Brodie before I know how to respond.

JD10367
12-08-2010, 08:08 PM
Oh, yeah, and... October is Hollywood-hot, and Kelli with her big nose would draw questionable reviews in the "Would You?" thread. This is about as much a contest as the MNF Jets/Pats game. :thumb:

HotRoute
12-08-2010, 10:00 PM
That last photo of brodie needs its own "caption time" thread, that was probably the same reaction he had when he heard about cassel going into surgery today.

Otter
12-08-2010, 10:02 PM
Kellie has fake breasts, too.

October is about 10x hotter. No question.

I'd go with equally hot. Kellie has the southern "howdy there sweetcheeks" look while October has the fuck me look.

The only way to decide will be a lesbian off!

Guru
12-08-2010, 10:10 PM
Wonder if CBS will have a camera devoted to Kelli this week like they did with Mrs. Bouman.

HotRoute
12-08-2010, 10:13 PM
what thomas jones wife gets no love?

http://hiphopruckus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/thomas-jones-big.jpg

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/6/61/Megan_Good_1_773.jpgMegan_Good_1_773_thumb_1140x0.jpg

http://mediaoutrage.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/thomas-jones-meagan-good.jpg

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/0/0d/Megan_Good_5_58.jpgMegan_Good_5_58_thumb_1621x0.jpg

crazycoffey
12-08-2010, 10:13 PM
Kellie has fake breasts, too.

October is about 10x hotter. No question.

Abso****inglutely NOT. Kellie is far and away hotter than October.

which one is more likely to lick their own "sauce" off of my dick?
that answers the "who's hotter" question, IMO...

kysirsoze
12-08-2010, 10:30 PM
what thomas jones wife gets no love?

http://hiphopruckus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/thomas-jones-big.jpg

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/6/61/Megan_Good_1_773.jpgMegan_Good_1_773_thumb_1140x0.jpg

http://mediaoutrage.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/thomas-jones-meagan-good.jpg

http://cdn.mademan.com/chickipedia/images/0/0d/Megan_Good_5_58.jpgMegan_Good_5_58_thumb_1621x0.jpg

Damn. Not sure if she's hotter than October, but she is likely the hottest current Chiefs player's wife. Damn.

crazycoffey
12-08-2010, 10:45 PM
Damn. Not sure if she's hotter than October, but she is likely the hottest current Chiefs player's wife. Damn.

only if she's willing to lick it after I stick it....

HotRoute
12-08-2010, 10:58 PM
only if she's willing to lick it before I stick it....

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