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Joe Seahawk
05-16-2001, 10:36 AM
Damn! Our cheerleaders are FINE!...:)

slow day at the office..can you tell?


Mark M
05-16-2001, 10:42 AM
Almost make me want to be a Seabag fan.

Almost ...


~~Takes more than a pretty face to make him change allegiance.

05-16-2001, 11:46 AM
Easy Boy ! Down Joe...DOWN ! OOOppps der she goes....told you to settle down Joe. Must be a slow day !:D

05-16-2001, 11:54 AM
uh - where is her skin?

I like this one but again, no skin:


I dunno about the rest of you, but the Raiderettes beat the pants off the Chiefs cheerleaders.


It's the only thing about Oakland that I admire....

05-16-2001, 12:10 PM
Joe, I checked out your cheerleaders from last year hoping to find an image worth posting.... Uh - maybe I'm really choosy but I didn't like what I saw. You guys have the same problem that KC cheerleaders have.

05-16-2001, 12:12 PM
Also, whomever shoots pics for the seahawks website needs to be replaced. Most of those shots are extremely amateurish. Bad lighting, poor centering, glare in the pic, etc. I'm a horrible photographer but I'm sure I could do better - AND there'd be a whole lot more skin and a lot less headshots!!! Bonus - B O N E - U S

05-16-2001, 12:26 PM
I have to agree with you on that one Kphobia...


I guess the raiders are good for something ...

05-16-2001, 12:32 PM
I think she's my favorite:


Joe Seahawk
05-16-2001, 12:41 PM
OH MY!! The Chargers sure take interesting pics...


05-16-2001, 12:42 PM


Joe Seahawk
05-16-2001, 12:49 PM
No wonder the Chargers suck...How are the players supposed to concentrate...


Baby Lee
05-16-2001, 01:08 PM
There is a cheerleader shot, that I will not post here, of an Eagles' cheerleader that is, how shall we say, . . . clinical? Thing has been floating around the I-net for years. Judging from the hairstyle [no smart remarks] the picture was taken sometime in the mid-80's. Anyone else seen what I'm talking [typing, actually] about?

05-16-2001, 01:13 PM
I'm sorry guys, but the Chiefs and Seahags cheer squads have 2 things in common:

They look REAL.

The Raiderettes remind me of SoCal -- make-up, fake ****, and all.

I MUCH prefer the 2 Seattle girls over anything you posted of the black and silver chicks...

05-16-2001, 01:15 PM
This was worth the effort of digging through all the Donko nasties!

Michelle Beisner!!!


05-16-2001, 01:18 PM
I guess you never look @ Playboy or any of the other enhanced models on this earth, huh? According to your stance, makeup is fake as well. I too have a problem with ridiculous augmentations. However, a girl that didn't have the blessing of genes can tastfully augment and garner my equal appreciation.....

05-16-2001, 01:19 PM
I'm WELL aware of the photo.

05-16-2001, 01:37 PM
Sorry Kloster,

I'm an old hippie at heart, and I prefer all-natural...

I'd rather see some blemishes than a couple inches of pancake makeup...

To me, a thick layer of makeup is often revealing of a person's personality and the fact that they are obviously covering something up. Oftentimes, covering themselves physically is an attempt to cover up personality problems like insecurity, low self-esteem, or even being a psycho *****...

I often tell my wife that makeup makes her look LESS pretty just so that she won't wear it...

05-16-2001, 01:44 PM

I totally agree with what you've said. Excessive makeup is an extreme turnoff for me. But, a little tastefully applied doesn't hurt either....

05-16-2001, 01:52 PM
KPhobia, are you sure all those Raiderettes are female?

Big Ta-Tas does not always mean it's a girl. A couple of them look kind of manly in the face.

05-16-2001, 01:52 PM
I swear to God in post 8, one of those cheerleaders is wearing a beaver sheild or something....second on the right...is it maxi pad with wings?....lol

05-16-2001, 01:56 PM
Sorry, Phob, been to the Bronco games, the donkettes look like clones....I love beautiful women as much as the next guy, but treating them special JUST because they are goodlooking is weak.

05-16-2001, 02:08 PM
Who said anything about treating them special stevieray? Good looking women need the occassional beating just like ugly women.... :)

05-16-2001, 02:09 PM

I dunno if they are all female. I'm volunteering to investigate more closely, though. Hopefully, I won't become traumatized.

05-16-2001, 02:18 PM
LOL! I've gotta go with htismaqe...

Reminds me of that Chris rock skit....That ain't you. You don't look like that, you ain't that tall, you t!tties aint that big....

05-16-2001, 02:35 PM
KPhobia, Who is Ed?

05-16-2001, 02:50 PM
BIG DADDY loves it when you post these kind of threads. Keep up the good work Joe. :)

05-16-2001, 02:52 PM
Aren't you Ed Fulda?

05-16-2001, 03:03 PM
sorry KPhobia, I'm Steve Dove. Originally was BamaChief on the Star BB.

I knew an Ed once and I didn't dislike him too much. I guess you can call me Ed if you really want. Just be forewarned, I might not always know you're talking to me. Hince, I might not always answer.

05-16-2001, 03:10 PM
Someone told me I looked like Eddie at aVH concert. you can call me Ed if you want, Phobia.

05-16-2001, 03:17 PM
Gotta agree with htismaqe........except that pic of Tiffany Branco (Raiderette - post 9)..........gotta be an exception to every rule!!! :D

LMAO @ #21.....that was bad!

05-16-2001, 03:33 PM
Incidentally, I like that show - "Ed". Pretty entertaining in a real dry sort of way.

I'm glad you like my girl, Cormac - err Ed. I think she might be my favorite as well.

#21 was strictly TIC - hope everyone understands I don't beat women ocassionally. It's actually very infrequent. Not nearly as often as they deserve it! :D

05-16-2001, 03:48 PM
Your girl, huh? How do you find the time to spend on here in that case? :D
By the way, any luck job-hunting (not to put a damper on this thread or anything)?

Clint in Wichita
05-16-2001, 03:51 PM
Isn't it funny that that Bronco cheerleader has a horse-face?:eek:

05-16-2001, 05:54 PM
Since you're just going to call everyone Ed, it won't matter to you know that StuckinBama is/was Ed Fulda. Unless, of course, I'm mistaken.:D

05-16-2001, 06:37 PM
On a sad note, go to www.chiefszone.com and click on the "Women of KC" link. It is a fright show for the most part. COME ON KC, THAT IS A FREAKIN' EMBARASSMENT! Have women in the midwest really gotten that bad since I've left? Alas...

05-16-2001, 07:07 PM
Dawolf - The women here are not that bad, it is just the ones that want to be cheerleaders here are well... you have see the pictures.

Could they wear any more makeup and still look that bad?

Joe Seahawk
05-16-2001, 07:20 PM
Morph, I'm sure your cheerleaders have good personalities...:p


05-16-2001, 07:25 PM
Recognizing the lack of high quality Chiefs cheerleaders...
The staff of ChiefsPlanet.com are determined to address this issue as soon as possible...

I'll keep everybody posted...


Oh...and btw Joe...that last post was below the belt....ouch!

05-16-2001, 07:32 PM
...and don't forget their great sense of humor...


05-16-2001, 07:46 PM
Stop it, stop IT, STOP IT! You're scaring me!

Chiefs Pantalones
05-16-2001, 08:26 PM

All I have to say is...Tiffany Branco!


is in "aw!!!!" :)

05-16-2001, 09:03 PM
They were not all that bad folks, for instance


However some were bad and the photographer sucked, he took shots that emphasized their bad facial expressions.

05-16-2001, 10:05 PM
Joe - LOL! It is funny when my wife tries to give me crap about watching the cheerleaders, and she doesn't believe me when I say that they are pretty homely. I might have to show her that picture.

California Injun
05-16-2001, 10:23 PM
People use to think I was crazy to attend those Raiders game in the LA Colliseum when the Chiefs came to town.

If you can believe this, the Raiderettes look BETTER in person and the one thing these pictures cannot project is the jiggling!!!!

Every one of them has that "spank me 'til it hurts" look.

To show you how shallow I am, a night in the sack with any of them to convert to the Silver and Black would be a no brainer!!!!

Chiefs Pantalones
05-16-2001, 10:39 PM
LOL! NoCal!


wouldn't hold anything against NoCal if that were to happen :D

05-16-2001, 10:49 PM
Thanks for asking. The job thing is going well. It had been pretty slow - guess the IT market isn't really thriving as well as it has in past years. However, I've gotten by on a few contracting gigs that pay as well for 8 hours as my last perm job did for 40 hours. Next week I begin a contract for a company that may send me to Ecuador and possibly Canada. Since the pay is very impressive there, I'm hoping to surpass their expectations and stay on for a couple of months.....

05-16-2001, 10:51 PM
Something about Tiffany's name (& other features) makes me want to saddle up!

05-16-2001, 10:53 PM
Uh - horseface?

You must be talking about the first photo. I'm thinking it's the bad haircut. Did you check the other two pics of her? Same woman - ZERO horseface.

05-17-2001, 01:41 AM
Yes, that photographer SUCKED. And whoever picked the women must literally suck too, because they sure wetren't paying attention to what good looking women are supposed to be. For instance, compare:


to any one of our favorite Buccaneer's cheerleaders:


Makes me wonder who in their right mind commisioned that pathetic Women of Kansas City project. I mean screw trying to keep the Blades in town. There needs to be some effort put into taking some actual good photos of actual hot KC chicks...

05-17-2001, 06:00 AM
Originally posted by JC-Johnny
There is a cheerleader shot, that I will not post here, of an Eagles' cheerleader that is, how shall we say, . . . clinical? Thing has been floating around the I-net for years. Judging from the hairstyle [no smart remarks] the picture was taken sometime in the mid-80's. Anyone else seen what I'm talking [typing, actually] about?

I am not aware of this photo. Give me hints on where I can find it.

05-17-2001, 06:17 AM
Damn Phil, sounds like you made out OK. Hope it continues.

Alton deFlat
05-17-2001, 09:16 AM
How about this photo of the Eagle's finest.

Mark M
05-17-2001, 10:46 AM
Damn!! Some fine looking ladies.

Good thing I'm not 14 again ... otherwise I'd have to type with one hand. ;)

~~Getting a bit, anxious, if you know what he means.

05-17-2001, 11:39 AM
Yeah, Cormac - it hasn't been too bad. I'm looking forward to next week when I can work a full 40+ at those kind of rates. I just need some steady work, then I'll be living fat again. I'm considering the purchase of a very cool golf course home in one of Houston's newest & finest golf developments.

05-17-2001, 11:41 AM

The photo makes it's rounds in email, generally. It's not *much* to look at, given it's age but basically, the leotard is very thin in the crotch area and the cheerleader has a very wide crotch.....

05-17-2001, 11:52 AM
Good luck on the house......it sounds great. Whereabouts in Houston is it?

05-17-2001, 12:05 PM
OK, so here are my nominees for miss AFC West 2001:

Seahawks: See above. I'll trust Joe on that one.

Hey, she's got a welding degree!

I liked the brunette better than the blonde.

Surprisingly, there were slim pickin's to choose from in Chargerland.

Uhh, due to lack of qualified candidates, I nominate Miss Universe.

Overall, looking at the quality and depth of the Raiderettes, I have found a new appreciation for living in NoCal! As you can tell, I am very bored at work today... :D

05-17-2001, 12:37 PM
It's in NW Houston. Off 290 & Barker Cypress. The community name is Stone Gate and the golf course is Houston National. It's a linx style course with 36 holes and has been touted as the most difficult in Houston. Don't get me wrong, this community doesn't have $1,000,000 homes or even $500,000 homes. However, housing in Houston is quite reasonable. $200,000 buys 3000+ square feet, 4-5 bedrooms, and a plethora of upgrades.

05-17-2001, 12:53 PM
Is the "eagle gal" pic your talking about of a cheerleader doing a kick over her head....

-she must have gotten punched because you can easily see a "fat lip".

05-17-2001, 12:56 PM
OK, found the link to the Eagles cheerleader. To quote Mr Spock, fascinating... :)

Baby Lee
05-17-2001, 01:04 PM
Yes, that's the one. Thank goodness that those interested appear to be able to find that pic with minimal input from me.

Actually, I think I first saw that in an e-mail of very funny 'candids' - i.e. people wearing outfits ill-suited to the present social situation [ie, group photos, limbo aprties, etc.] and/or failing to pay attention to how said outfits were situated. Never did find out where [on the net] they came from.

05-17-2001, 01:07 PM


~embarassed to know that.........not! :p


that sounds awesome. Meanwhile I will be moving to Madison, WI this fall, just in time for 6 months of winter.....and no golf :(

Marty McDonald
05-18-2001, 10:38 AM
Had we stayed afloat, I wanted to do a girls of NFLScoop.com calender as a fund raiser.

Here was January:


05-18-2001, 10:41 AM
Two Thumps UP Marty!

She is serious eye-candy! :cool: