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Logical
08-30-2007, 11:35 PM
We have a lot of newbies that are unfamiliar with the Lexicon and for that matter all other phrases unique to the Planet.

So how about it give us your inputs.

First of all in honor of the master I present:

ChiefsPlanet Lexicon

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and Stooges or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.

Logical
08-30-2007, 11:43 PM
How you use the Lexicon:

By the way Brodie Croyle was a Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player Even if he is the QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC and he is a being usurped by Damon Huard who clearly was a Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up. Anyone who supports Damon Huard has to be a Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season, who is. Of course you need to listen to me because I am a Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL. Anyone who disagrees with me is a Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is. Not only that but you are a Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.

Tribal Warfare
08-31-2007, 01:04 AM
we should add your and idiot to the mythic lexicon.

ClevelandBronco
08-31-2007, 01:07 AM
Antifreeze and nuthooks.

Not for Dr. Doom, but for inclusion.

Cochise
08-31-2007, 05:43 AM
#17 is kind of funny considering the way things are this year.

HemiEd
08-31-2007, 05:49 AM
The Lexicon has been posted several times in the last month and Titus even updated it.

1. Pissed Away - Any draft pick traded by KC
2. Wasted/Reach - Any draft pick used by KC to select a player
3. QBOTF - Any QB taken in the first 5 rounds of the draft, by any NFL franchise other than KC.
4. QB Bust - Any QB taken in any round of the draft by KC
5. Draft pick 'value' chart - A ruse by Carl planted in the media to 'justify' the Ryan Sims trade up in 2002.
6. Waste of Cap Dollars - Any FA that KC picks up
7. Cap Friendly Contract - Any contract signed by a FA to an NFL Franchise other than KC
8. Overpaid - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by KC
9. Good Cap Mgmt - Any trade, FA, draft pick signing made by any NFL franchise other than KC
10. Blind Homer - Any Chiefs fan that finds any 'good' value in any FA, draft pick, trade that KC makes. Can also include those who celebrate Chiefs victories during a losing season.
11. High on Pot/Heroine/Crack... - See Blind Homer.
12. The System - the reason why high quality players are cut from KC in favor of 'Waste of Cap Dollars' FA's or 'Wastes/Reaches'
13. High Profile College Prospects - Undrafted Free Agents that were not signed by KC
14. College Nobodies - Undrafted Free Agents signed by KC
15. gloom, despair, agony on me - a thread bemoaning the end of the upcoming KC season that's over 3-9 months away or just prior to the seasons start.
16. Dont question my fandom! - the flame war that ensues after a blind homer/High on Crack/Pot/Heroine posts in a 'gloom, despair, agony on me' thread.
17. Agressive-win now approach - When any other NFL franchise other than KC signs a veteran FA.
18. Short-sighted - When KC signs a veteran FA.
19. NFL Caliber Talent - something KC does not have, especially at 'key' positions, that all other NFL Franchises are teeming with.
20. Get Lucky - What caused FA, draft pick, traded player to have a 'good' season. b) Could also be the cause of a playoff win or SB win.
21. Good Season - Something that doesnt happen to the KC franchise.
22. Moron - Any of the numerous members of the Chiefs organization. Examples include: Dick Vermiel and Carl Peterson. b)Can also be used to identify a blind homer in a gloom, despair, agony on me thread
23. Winning the Lottery- What happens if a coach or player currently with KC had played in and won the SB with a another NFL franchise. This term will also be used to describe a KC SB winning season. See also 'Get Lucky'
24. The Profile - A mythical paradigm usually used as an excuse by the Chief's front office as a reason for not signing an impact free agent in their continued attempt to keep the team mediocre and fill the seats of Arrowhead stadium.
25. Prolific Success - KC going .500 with Gunther and or Marty
26. Decent Contract Offer - A contract not offered by Carl to sign a player in time for Training Camp. See Also Overpaid
27. Attempting to get better - Any FA signing by any NFL club other than KC. See also Agressive-win now approach
28. Genious - Any Internet BB poster who claims to know more about NFL talent evaluation, running an NFL franchise or playing in the NFL than those currently employed in the NFL.
29. Looser - The certified spelling of the commonly understood word 'Loser'. Extra 'o' is added for emphasis as to how big a loser receipient of said word really is.
30. Retart - The ChiefsPlanet spelling of the commonly understaood word 'Retard'. Replacing the 'd' with a 't' is added for emphasis as to how stupid recipient of said word really is.
31. Minion/Cannon Fodder - See Blind Homer.
32. Circus Offense - A NFL leading offense in almost every statistical category when run by the Chiefs. See: 2001 - 2005 KC Chiefs
33. Real Offense - A NFL leading offense in almost every statistical category except when run by the Chiefs. See 2002-2006 Indianapolis Colts

Skip Towne
08-31-2007, 07:48 AM
Did a squirrel eat your brains?

Fire Me Boy!
08-31-2007, 07:51 AM
Did you hear John Goodman died in a plane crash this morning?

Frazod
08-31-2007, 08:06 AM
And any CP idiot knows it's "moran" not "moron." :)

Cochise
08-31-2007, 08:10 AM
And any CP idiot knows it's "moran" not "moron." :)

Logical
08-31-2007, 08:28 PM
The Lexicon has been posted several times in the last month and Titus even updated it.

...Thanks I missed that.

Mark M
12-05-2008, 09:28 AM
What we really need is a list of who is who around here -- so many folks have changed user names that infrequent-yet-long-time-posters like me wind up a bit lost.

MM
~~:shrug:

smittysbar
12-05-2008, 09:32 AM
What we really need is a list of who is who around here -- so many folks have changed user names that infrequent-yet-long-time-posters like me wind up a bit lost.

MM
~~:shrug:

Yes it would be helpful

seclark
12-05-2008, 09:34 AM
Yes it would be helpful

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luv
12-05-2008, 09:44 AM
NTTAWWT

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-05-2008, 11:13 AM
I nominate 'kill yourself' for entry into the lexicon.

unothadeal
01-19-2009, 03:42 PM
What's "commatard on the loose"?

kstater
01-19-2009, 03:45 PM
What's "commatard on the loose"?

, , W/O the spaces.

Bugeater
01-19-2009, 03:46 PM
, , W/O the spaces.

Not anymore. ,,

unothadeal
01-19-2009, 03:51 PM
, , W/O the spaces.

Oh so that replaced ,,?

DaFace
01-19-2009, 03:58 PM
I broke a lot of those when I set up the "unfiltered" thing. If people have a particular desire to have it back, I can set it up again.

Demonpenz
01-19-2009, 04:09 PM
man jacks :ROTF:

DeezNutz
01-19-2009, 04:10 PM
I nominate True Fan for consideration in the lexicon.

Tribal Warfare
01-19-2009, 04:11 PM
Antifreeze is another nomination

kstater
01-19-2009, 04:12 PM
Bring back Tags

ChiefJustice
01-19-2009, 04:20 PM
man jacks :ROTF:

This.

I remember reading that original thread and wondering why he was
referring to that baseball treat as "man jacks".ROFL

HemiEd
04-28-2009, 10:43 AM
Bump for the benefit of some of the n00bs! Many of you may have read some references, it is here!

HemiEd
11-10-2009, 02:43 PM
RIP Logical.

Ari Chi3fs
11-10-2009, 02:48 PM
This list is cakn, patna.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-10-2009, 02:52 PM
RIP Jim.

Radar Chief
11-10-2009, 02:53 PM
Wow, talk about a blast from the past.
RIP Jim.

HemiEd
11-10-2009, 02:58 PM
Wow, talk about a blast from the past.
RIP Jim.Funny how some things never change.

Simply Red
11-10-2009, 03:01 PM
I'm really missing him, it sucks. I spoke to him that last month, on the phone. He's in a better place, now. He sure loved CP though.