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BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 12:50 PM
Who wins? :shrug:
BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 01:06 PM
I gotta tell you I would actually pay to see this one.
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 01:28 PM
I think Taco is very comfortable with who he is, and has nothing to prove to the Nuge, so the Nuge would be declared the winner by default.
BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 01:44 PM
I think Taco is very comfortable with who he is, and has nothing to prove to the Nuge, so the Nuge would be declared the winner by default.


1) Have THE NUGE approach dumb ignorant taco talking about "peace" and saying our troops should come home
2) Have THE NUGE engage in brief conversation asking if military force is appropriate.
3) When he says "No," have THE NUGE ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence have THE NUGE punch taquito boy in the face as hard as you can.
6) When he gets back up to punch THE NUGE back have him point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike back because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7) Have THE NUGE wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
8) Then have THE NUGE punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until taco salad understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back then we can have our death match.
Planetman
08-31-2007, 02:16 PM
I'll go with Sweaty Teddy on this one.
Taco John
08-31-2007, 02:31 PM
Oh oh... Someone attacked a republican.

BIG DADDY TO THE RESCUE!

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 02:35 PM
Oh oh... Someone attacked a republican.

BIG DADDY TO THE RESCUE!

http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPGI find that picture offensive, insensitive, and totally degrading to the mentally challenged.

You need to report at once to sensitivity and diversity training Taco.
CrazyCoffey
08-31-2007, 02:38 PM
who's "the nuge"?
Taco John
08-31-2007, 02:45 PM
1) Have THE NUGE approach dumb ignorant taco talking about "peace" and saying our troops should come home
2) Have THE NUGE engage in brief conversation asking if military force is appropriate.
3) When he says "No," have THE NUGE ask, "Why not?"
4) Wait until he says something to the effect of, "Because that would just cause more innocent deaths, which would be awful and we should not cause more violence."
5) When he's in mid sentence have THE NUGE punch taquito boy in the face as hard as you can.
6) When he gets back up to punch THE NUGE back have him point out that it would be a mistake and contrary to his values to strike back because that would, "be awful and he should not cause more violence."
7) Have THE NUGE wait until he agrees that he has pledged not to commit additional violence.
8) Then have THE NUGE punch him in the face again, harder this time.
Repeat steps 5 through 8 until taco salad understands that sometimes it is necessary to punch back then we can have our death match.



It's pretty clear that you have no idea what my positions actually are (but from simple minds...)

While I'm certainly not in favor of "innocent deaths," my focus is more America-centric than that. I'm selfish that way. My position is that we should not waste any of our resources investing in American defeat in the middle east. I believe that it's a stupid plan to try and install a democracy in a Muslim nation while at the same time trying to draw in Al Queda insurgents into the country so that we can "fight them over there, instead of fighting them here." To me, that's like trying to construct a house of cards, but deciding to throw a kegger for the local frat boys at the same time. The odds of that house of cards being erected by the time the beer runs out are pretty slim.

So yeah, innocent lives being violently torn asunder is bothersome to me (and you're welcome to shit on them at the expense of your own soul, be my guest), I'm more concerned about the America-centric aspects of this, like wasting money investing in American defeat, when we could be using the resources for ultimately more productive ventures.
Taco John
08-31-2007, 02:47 PM
I find that picture offensive, insensitive, and totally degrading to the mentally challenged.


I didn't like using it. I'm blessed with a healthy son. But like you said, it's offensive to the mentally challenged, and BigDaddy fits the bill.
BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 02:59 PM
Taco,

I'm just ****ing with you dude, chill and enjoy some bean dip or something.

I wasn't even for the war in Iraq, remember?
BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 03:00 PM
I didn't like using it. I'm blessed with a healthy son. But like you said, it's offensive to the mentally challenged, and BigDaddy fits the bill.

You reproduced? God help us all.
Taco John
08-31-2007, 03:01 PM
I'm screwing with you right back... But I have to defend myself, so I probably sound meaner than I mean to towards you.

We toss shit back and forth towards eachother over the years, but you know I'd have no problems grabbing a beer with you and doing it in person. :)
Taco John
08-31-2007, 03:08 PM
You reproduced? God help us all.



:D My baby boy turns 1 this weekend. He took his first step just hours ago! :)


Here's my little Superman at 3months...
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 03:15 PM
I'm screwing with you right back... But I have to defend myself, so I probably sound meaner than I mean to towards you.

We toss shit back and forth towards eachother over the years, but you know I'd have no problems grabbing a beer with you and doing it in person. :)Just remember to tap your foot in the bathroom stall first.
BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 03:22 PM
:D My baby boy turns 1 this weekend. He took his first step just hours ago! :)


Here's my little Superman at 3months...

He looks just like you. congratulations
Baby Lee
08-31-2007, 03:48 PM
Here's my little at 3months...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=72435&stc=1
http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG
ROFL ROFL - They really do grow up SO FAST!!!
BIG_DADDY
08-31-2007, 03:57 PM
Here's my little at 3months...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=72435&stc=1
http://www.erichufschmid.net/Dumb-down/super-retard.JPG
ROFL ROFL - They really do grow up SO FAST!!!

He teed that one up nicely didn't he?
patteeu
08-31-2007, 03:59 PM
We toss shit back and forth towards eachother over the years, but you know I'd have no problems grabbing a beer with you and doing it in person. :)

Is this the internet equivalent of tapping your toe and waving your hand under the firewall? :eek:
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 04:00 PM
He does have a thing for Superman doesn't he? I bet he thinks Obama would fit nicely in that suit.
patteeu
08-31-2007, 04:02 PM
Just remember to tap your foot in the bathroom stall first.

Doh! I'm lame.
Cochise
08-31-2007, 04:18 PM
Doh! I'm lame.

Careful, Taco has a wide stance.
Taco John
08-31-2007, 05:00 PM
He does have a thing for Superman doesn't he? I bet he thinks Obama would fit nicely in that suit.





http://obama.senate.gov/img/superman.jpg
Taco John
08-31-2007, 05:00 PM
What American male doesn't dig Superman? Besides, if my wife was going to dress him up in a teddy bear outfit to take pictures, I figured that I'd better do him the solid of taking baby pictures in something actually cool!


RE: your comment about Obama in a Superman suit. I voted for Michael Badnarik in the last election. I'll be voting for Ron Paul in the next one.

I'd vote for Obama before I voted for Giuliani.
stevieray
08-31-2007, 05:30 PM
Remember Nugent's TV show?
Duck Dog
08-31-2007, 05:31 PM
I don't know Taco so I can't call him a pussy, he may be a bad mofo, IDK. But I know Ted is a bad ass with the stick and string. My money's on Sweaty Teddy.
Nightwish
08-31-2007, 05:36 PM
Physically speaking, I don't know how big or tough Taco is, but Ted (the modern Ted) doesn't seem to be much more than average build. He's got that "batshit crazy" factor in his favor, though. If Taco has much mass, he might be able to take the Tedster. I dunno, does Ted get to use his arsenal?
BucEyedPea
08-31-2007, 06:59 PM
I voted for taco. Because tough talkers are the real (insecure) pussies.
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 07:03 PM
Doh! I'm lame.Just shows you we are on the same page. :thumb:
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 07:04 PM
I voted for taco. Because tough talkers are the real (insecure) pussies.You have no idea what secure is. lol.
bunnytrdr
08-31-2007, 07:06 PM
What American male doesn't dig Superman? Besides, if my wife was going to dress him up in a teddy bear outfit to take pictures, I figured that I'd better do him the solid of taking baby pictures in something actually cool!


RE: your comment about Obama in a Superman suit. I voted for Michael Badnarik in the last election. I'll be voting for Ron Paul in the next one.

I'd vote for Obama before I voted for Giuliani.Yep, and I would vote for Ralph Nader before I would vote for the Bitch, so what.
BucEyedPea
09-01-2007, 08:37 AM
You have no idea what secure is. lol.
Oh yes I do. Bully talk is overcompensation for insecurity.
Believe me I've deal with men who handle their problems with anger and violence. They're not as tough inside as they seem on the outside. Yep!
stevieray
09-01-2007, 09:20 AM
Oh yes I do. Bully talk is overcompensation for insecurity.
Believe me I've deal with men who handle their problems with anger and violence. They're not as tough inside as they seem on the outside. Yep!

As opposed to people who screw off at work while hiding behind a computer and talking crap about politicians almost 24/7?

Not much of a differnce, IMO
BucEyedPea
09-01-2007, 09:28 AM
Lucky for me I only have to work part time and didn't work this summer due to LOA where I teach part-time.( except for fall when my school schedule gets busier) I get to do what I enjoy. And I enjoy politics and some other topics that aren't here.

But of course, you wouldn't accuse those who agree with you of doing the same here.
stevieray
09-01-2007, 09:37 AM
But of course, you wouldn't accuse those who agree with you of doing the same here.

like who?
banyon
09-01-2007, 02:08 PM
like who?

Uh, people who agree with you? How could you possibly need clarification on that post?
Nightwish
09-01-2007, 02:25 PM
Uh, people who agree with you? How could you possibly need clarification on that post?Who knows? Maybe Fake Elvis has finally come to realize he's in a league of his own?

"Elvis smack, that's all you've got?" in 5, 4, 3 ...
CRONUS
09-01-2007, 03:54 PM
I voted for taco. Because tough talkers are the real (insecure) pussies.
We agree this time. Nuge is a superficial conservative, a fake and as you say likely a pussy to boot.
bunnytrdr
09-01-2007, 07:29 PM
We agree this time. Nuge is a superficial conservative, a fake and as you say likely a pussy to boot.Well, I am glad we agree, but could you kindly explain to me exactly what it is that we agree on?

I'm kind of slow like that.
Nightwish
09-01-2007, 08:59 PM
Well, I am glad we agree, but could you kindly explain to me exactly what it is that we agree on?

I'm kind of slow like that.
I think he meant to agree with BEP.
CRONUS
09-01-2007, 09:28 PM
Well, I am glad we agree, but could you kindly explain to me exactly what it is that we agree on?

I'm kind of slow like that.Sorry I meant to agree with BEP I quoted the wrong post. I will fix it now.
stevieray
09-02-2007, 01:28 PM
Uh, people who agree with you? How could you possibly need clarification on that post?

It's impossible to determine who "agrees" with me..other than a few select people, at one time or another, I've agreed with things said in this forum by most here.

it's not an us against them mantra that so many here try to emply.
banyon
09-02-2007, 01:37 PM
It's impossible to determine who "agrees" with me..other than a few select people, at one time or another, I've agreed with things said in this forum by most here.

it's not an us aganst them mantra that so many here try to imply.

More BS, you only have to post in this forum for about a week to know that there are people who have wide areas of overlap in their agreement on many issues.
stevieray
09-02-2007, 01:44 PM
More BS, you only have to post in this forum for about a week to know that there are people who have wide areas of overlap in their agreement on many issues.

:deevee:

Still waitng on who there is that I agree with that spend 24/7 dogging politicians.
banyon
09-02-2007, 01:51 PM
:deevee:

Still waitng on who there is that I agree with that spend 24/7 dogging politicians.

Off the top of my head?

Kotter, patteeu, Cochise, Donger, StcChief, Radar Chief...and Tom C***.
stevieray
09-02-2007, 01:54 PM
Off the top of my head?

Kotter, patteeu, Cochise, Donger, StcChief, Radar Chief...and Tom C***.

as soon as one of those people have a dem in their avatar and sig for years... .get back to me.

everyone of those people you mentioned aren't even close to what I'm talking about and you know it...but, being a lawyer, you think you always have to win...it's amusing.
banyon
09-02-2007, 01:59 PM
as soon as one of those people have a dem in their avatar and sig for years... .get back to me.

everyone of those people you mentioned aren't even close to what I'm talking about and you know it...but, being a lawyer, you think you always have to win...it's amusing.

Yeah, you let me know when you have chastised anyone's work habits that you didn't generally disagree with and then maybe you'll have a point against BEP's original post.
stevieray
09-02-2007, 02:08 PM
Yeah, you let me know when you have chastised anyone's work habits that you didn't generally disagree with and then maybe you'll have a point against BEP's original post.

so, your answer is 0?
banyon
09-02-2007, 02:12 PM
so, your answer is 0?

I don't even know what the F you are talking about. who has a DEM in their sig for years? What the hell does that have to do with BEP's post and your inability or unwillingness to understand her point?
stevieray
09-02-2007, 02:22 PM
I don't even know what the F you are talking about. who has a DEM in their sig for years? What the hell does that have to do with BEP's post and your inability or unwillingness to understand her point?

Zero it is.
banyon
09-02-2007, 02:24 PM
Zero it is.

Yep. Zero examples of when you have chastised someone you agree with for their work habits, you are correct.
stevieray
09-02-2007, 02:28 PM
Yep.

:clap:
|Zach|
09-02-2007, 03:04 PM
as soon as one of those people have a dem in their avatar and sig for years... .get back to me.

everyone of those people you mentioned aren't even close to what I'm talking about and you know it...but, being a lawyer, you think you always have to win...it's amusing.
There is no way you really believe this.

No way at all. Trying to give you the benefit of the doubt here.