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ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 03:45 PM
Chiefaroo is going to need to see you guys. Bring your playbooks.

1) Skip - He's had a good camp but once he makes the team I'm afraid he'd revert back to his old ways.

2) Phobia - Once a pillar is now a shell of his former self and can't defend the corner. Maybe he can come back in a few years and retire as a chiefs planet member.

3) Logical/Dr. Doom - Million dollar arm, .10 cent head

4) Ari - Constantly runs around blocks, doesn't have the right mindset to stick his nose in the pile. Just Gutless at the point of attack.

5) Zach - Runs good routes but doesn't know the plays. Possible practice squad.

6) Jenson 71 - Quite possibly the dumbest SOB alive. He'll run at any object full force only problem is he refuses to wear his helmet.

Planetman
08-31-2007, 03:52 PM
:spock:

boogblaster
08-31-2007, 03:55 PM
Glad Im just be cutting the cheese ...

Cochise
08-31-2007, 03:56 PM
Is this GF or TC? I ought to know by now but they are virtually indistinguishable. Or are GF and TC the same person?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 03:57 PM
Glad Im just be cutting the cheese ...
Boogblaster. Solid Special Teamer. Wedge guy on returns.

pr_capone
08-31-2007, 03:58 PM
Hmmm.... guess I should go and try out for the CFL then, eh?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 03:58 PM
Is this GF or TC? I ought to know by now but they are virtually indistinguishable. Or are GF and TC the same person?

Cochise. The Benny Thompson of Chiefs Planet. He's good but he's a little embarrassing to the planet all at the same time.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 03:59 PM
Hmmm.... guess I should go and try out for the CFL then, eh?

Pr Capone - 2nd string Fullback. Good goaline guy.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:00 PM
:spock:
Planetman - Fourth String tailback. Never made it through mini-camp. Why is he still here?

Donger
08-31-2007, 04:00 PM
I like monkeys. Oh, and meerkats.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:01 PM
I like monkeys. Oh, and meerkats.

Donger - The Eddie Kennison of CP. He's old but smart and can still go deep for the big catch. Starter and number one receiver.

Planetman
08-31-2007, 04:02 PM
Planetman - Fourth String tailback. Never made it through mini-camp. Why is he still here?
Carl Peterson is my uncle, that's why.

noa
08-31-2007, 04:02 PM
I'm not posting in this thread. I don't want to get cut.

HemiEd
08-31-2007, 04:04 PM
ChiefaRoo, second string water boy, cut for kicking the bucket.

Crashride
08-31-2007, 04:05 PM
I survived

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:05 PM
I'm not posting in this thread. I don't want to get cut.

Noa, always says he's not going to do something after he's already done it. Solid contributor at Right Guard. The Bober of the board.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:07 PM
ChiefaRoo, second string water boy, cut for kicking the bucket.

Ed - The Greg Wesley of the Planet. He can play but he's out of position on just enough plays that it makes you want to cut him. Back-up safety.

HemiEd
08-31-2007, 04:08 PM
Ed - The Greg Wesley of the Planet. He can play but he's out of position on just enough plays that it makes you want to cut him. Back-up safety.

Hey, I wash my hair everyday!

Stewie
08-31-2007, 04:09 PM
What's going on here? [/Herm]

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:11 PM
Hey, I wash my hair everyday!

Not according to your avi. If that's you then wash more often.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:12 PM
What's going on here? [/Herm]

Stewie. Not very physcial but can cover. The Jaycee Pearson of the Planet. Coaches will be looking to draft someone with a more physical presence in the run game.

HemiEd
08-31-2007, 04:13 PM
Not according to your avi. If that's you then wash more often.
ROFL That is Jermaine, from "Flight of the Conchords." IMO, the best show on TV in many years.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:13 PM
ROFL That is Jermaine, from "Flight of the Conchords." IMO, the best show on TV in many years.

Don't watch it.

Donger
08-31-2007, 04:14 PM
Donger - The Eddie Kennison of CP. He's old but smart and can still go deep for the big catch. Starter and number one receiver.

I don't want to play. I want to run those big fans on the sidelines.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:16 PM
I don't want to play. I want to run those big fans on the sidelines.

You simply can't quit the Planet needs you. If CP loses to much more brain power this place is going to disappear up its own ass.

HemiEd
08-31-2007, 04:18 PM
Don't watch it.

Well if HBO cancels the show, I am going to be really pissed at you.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:20 PM
I survived

Crashride, his bling (avi's) are the only notable thing about him. Just a guy, a camp fodder type who comes in every year and competes hard but doesn't have the size/speed ratio needed to play at this level. Probably won't make the team

John_Wayne
08-31-2007, 04:34 PM
Is this GF or TC? I ought to know by now but they are virtually indistinguishable. Or are GF and TC the same person? Huh? :shrug:

unothadeal
08-31-2007, 04:35 PM
.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:36 PM
Huh? :shrug:

Good question. No idea.

Gunther Fan - Tough, hardnosed. This guy would just drink his own pee just to show you how tough he is. The starting Center of the board. More Grunhard than Weigmann.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:37 PM
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Kdog All Pro Quarterback....... For the Ottawa Rough Riders. He'll never see the field in the NFL.

stumppy
08-31-2007, 04:39 PM
Is security going to have to escort you off the property again or will you leave on your own this time ?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 04:44 PM
Is security going to have to escort you off the property again or will you leave on your own this time ?


Stumpy. The Marcus O'Keith of the board.

stumppy
08-31-2007, 04:46 PM
SECURITY!!!!

Baby Lee
08-31-2007, 05:03 PM
Don't watch it.
OK, I won't any more.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 05:06 PM
OK, I won't any more.

Baby Lee. A valuable member of CP. When CP needs points BLee usually comes through and moves the chains. He's the Priest Holmes of this board, that is Priest Holmes at 82%.

pr_capone
08-31-2007, 05:15 PM
Pr Capone - 2nd string Fullback. Good goaline guy.

w00t!

I made the team and did not have to change from my original position!!!!!

:Pinky:

Skip Towne
08-31-2007, 05:19 PM
w00t!

I made the team and did not have to change from my original position!!!!!

:Pinky:
Bent over?

DaFace
08-31-2007, 05:23 PM
ROFL That is Jermaine, from "Flight of the Conchords." IMO, the best show on TV in many years.

Strangely, his name is "Jemaine." There's no "r". And I agree. My only fear is that their episodes are so based on their previously-written songs that they're going to hit a wall here pretty soon. Time will tell I guess.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 05:25 PM
Strangely, his name is "Jemaine." There's no "r". And I agree. My only fear is that their episodes are so based on their previously-written songs that they're going to hit a wall here pretty soon. Time will tell I guess.
DaFace - Tre Stallings

Skip Towne
08-31-2007, 05:27 PM
Chiefaroo - Head jock sniffer. Village idiot.

DaFace
08-31-2007, 05:27 PM
DaFace - Tre Stallings

This is my breakout year, baby!

pr_capone
08-31-2007, 05:28 PM
Bent over?

Bent over.... your daughter perhaps

:p

DaKCMan AP
08-31-2007, 05:38 PM
I'm sorry, which of these is notable?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 05:41 PM
I'm sorry, which of these is notable?

DaKC - Free agent type who has no real loyalty to any team. 5 teams in 5 years. A Vermeil holdover.

Iowanian
08-31-2007, 05:46 PM
Thats the problem with this board, Management is letting the Jock washer actually think he's in charge of personell decisions.

Cheifaroo....slow, doesn't transition well, and doesn't keep up on the classroom. Strengths...alotof bubble, it is unfortunately between his ears and now powering his gelatinous legs.
Available in FA for Belton Semi Pro team.

digi2fish
08-31-2007, 05:48 PM
can we trade a mod to the mane for a conditional 4th round pick?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 05:50 PM
Thats the problem with this board, Management is letting the Jock washer actually think he's in charge of personell decisions.

Cheifaroo....slow, doesn't transition well, and doesn't keep up on the classroom. Strengths...alotof bubble, it is unfortunately between his ears and now powering his gelatinous legs.
Available in FA for Belton Semi Pro team.

Iowanian - A throwback to an earlier age. Kind of like Frank Gifford without all that annoying talent.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 05:52 PM
can we trade a mod to the mane for a conditional 4th round pick?

Digi - To small and to slow. The very definition of forgettable. He's only around because he can do LJ's homework for him.

pr_capone
08-31-2007, 05:52 PM
Iowanian - A throwback to an earlier age. Kind of like Frank Gifford without all that annoying talent.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-31-2007, 05:53 PM
OK I'm braced... do me.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 05:56 PM
OK I'm braced... do me.

beer me. His post count would lead you to believe he's a valuable member of CP and he is. He's the Barry Word of the planet..... thigh injury and all.

digi2fish
08-31-2007, 05:57 PM
Digi - To small and to slow. The very definition of forgettable. He's only around because he can do LJ's homework for him.

dammit, Carl.

Dr. Facebook Fever
08-31-2007, 05:57 PM
beer me. His post count would lead you to believe he's a valuable member of CP and he is. He's the Barry Word of the planet..... thigh injury and all.
All in all I can accept that.

LMAO

stevieray
08-31-2007, 05:58 PM
I'd pay to watch Zach run a route...he should've been a lineman.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 06:03 PM
I'd pay to watch Zach run a route...he should've been a lineman.

stevieray - A valuable and entertaining member of CP. A Dante Hall in his prime except on this board he has few blockers.

stevieray
08-31-2007, 06:06 PM
A Dante Hall in his prime except on this board he has few blockers.


:)

Jilly
08-31-2007, 06:10 PM
what's a playbook?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 06:16 PM
what's a playbook?

Jilly. Doesn't play the game and doesn't care about strategy. She's either a cheerleader or Justin Medlock.

Jilly
08-31-2007, 06:28 PM
Jilly. Doesn't play the game and doesn't care about strategy. She's either a cheerleader or Justin Medlock.

awww...i was just kidding....I want to play!

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 06:32 PM
awww...i was just kidding....I want to play!

Justin Medlock it is. Now, post a sexy pic of yourself or we are going to boo you everytime you take the field. (Just like Medlock).

SNR
08-31-2007, 07:17 PM
All-Idiot Team, anyone?

Where is Mark M these days anyway?

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:18 PM
All-Idiot Team, anyone?

Where is Mark M these days anyway?


SNR = Kendall Gammon. Reliable, yet forgetable.

SNR
08-31-2007, 07:19 PM
SNR = Kendall Gammons. Reliable, yet forgetable.It's Kendall Gammon, btw.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:20 PM
It's Kendall Gammon, btw.

Like I said....

old_geezer
08-31-2007, 07:22 PM
stevieray - A valuable and entertaining member of CP. A Dante Hall in his prime except on this board he has few blockers.


I'll block for him any day - a damn fine poster and gentleman (well, usually) :)

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:26 PM
I'll block for him any day - a damn fine poster and gentleman (well, usually) :)

Old Geezer - Who are you? We'll call you Boomer Phinisee

old_geezer
08-31-2007, 07:30 PM
Old Geezer - Who are you? We'll call you Boomer Phinisee

Probably pretty close. If I was actually blocking for Stevieray he'd be 4 yards in front of me after 5 yards. At my age glaciers move faster than I do. I don't buy green bananas either.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:31 PM
Probably pretty close. If I was actually blocking for Stevieray he'd be 4 yards in front of me after 5 yards. At my age glaciers move faster than I do. I don't buy green bananas either. :)

Skip Towne
08-31-2007, 07:34 PM
Probably pretty close. If I was actually blocking for Stevieray he'd be 4 yards in front of me after 5 yards. At my age glaciers move faster than I do. I don't buy green bananas either.
You're just a kid trying to run with the big dogs. Why, you probably aren't even getting Social Security. What a fraud!

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:35 PM
You're just a kid trying to run with the big dogs. Why, you probably aren't even getting Social Security. What a fraud!

Skip, I thought I Ray Farmered you. Take your cleats and your autographed photo of Justin Medlock and hit the road.

old_geezer
08-31-2007, 07:37 PM
You're just a kid trying to run with the big dogs. Why, you probably aren't even getting Social Security. What a fraud!


Give me 4 months and 2 days :)

Thig Lyfe
08-31-2007, 07:41 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128296997102501250ifailztosee.jpg

Mosbonian
08-31-2007, 07:41 PM
SNR = Kendall Gammon. Reliable, yet forgetable.

Hey..I thought that was my persona...forgettable.

mmaddog
*******

Skip Towne
08-31-2007, 07:44 PM
Give me 4 months and 2 days :)
Go sign up 2 months early. They jack around.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:45 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128296997102501250ifailztosee.jpg

SportsRacer = Derrick Ross. Runs like a pro, looks like a pro.... FUMBLE!

Fairplay
08-31-2007, 07:45 PM
I'm good for the hail mary pass.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:47 PM
Hey..I thought that was my persona...forgettable.

mmaddog
*******

mmaddog = Bigfoot. Some talent but makes so few actual plays that no remembers he's here.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:49 PM
I'm good for the hail mary pass.

Fairplay - Always around the pile but for some reason doesn't make a lot of plays behind the LOS. Ron Edwards.

44Page44
08-31-2007, 07:54 PM
I am not a corner, yet!

I bet KC will try to make me one, sooner or later.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 07:55 PM
I am not a corner, yet!

I bet KC will try to make me one, sooner or later.

44Page44 - Brodie Croyle.

rad
08-31-2007, 10:21 PM
I am not a corner, yet!

I bet KC will try to make me one, sooner or later.

Go make me a sandwich.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 10:44 PM
Go make me a sandwich.

Rad - The Snoop Minnis of CP everyone. Lets hear it for him.

rad
08-31-2007, 10:45 PM
Rad - The Snoop Minnis of CP everyone. Lets hear it for him.

Hey, I coulda been a contendah.........

FAX
08-31-2007, 10:48 PM
ROFL

This thread reads like a bizarro world Chiefs franchise.

FAX

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 10:52 PM
ROFL

This thread reads like a bizarro world Chiefs franchise.

FAX

FAX - A true leader on and off the CP field. His burst has never been questioned nor his ability to score a laugh doubted. Truly the Tony Gonzalez of CP.

Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan
08-31-2007, 10:58 PM
Good heavens!

A Mmaddog sighting. Alert the national guard, get the women and children off the streets, notify the governor! :)

Good to see you. :thumb:

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 11:01 PM
Good heavens!

A Mmaddog sighting. Alert the national guard, get the women and children off the streets, notify the governor! :)

Good to see you. :thumb:
Misplaced - A long time player who will not dazzle you with his skills or speed but has the ability to plug the line and stop the runner cold on 4th and goal to go. Misplaced is ...... Tracy Rogers.

Ari Chi3fs
08-31-2007, 11:08 PM
Strangely, his name is "Jemaine." There's no "r". And I agree. My only fear is that their episodes are so based on their previously-written songs that they're going to hit a wall here pretty soon. Time will tell I guess.


Yeah, their songs are hilarious. I love the HBO special they did last year. I have seen only one of the TV, and it was pretty funny.

But, I think they only signed on for like 12 or 13 shows, due to them only having so many songs/skits so far.

Hopefully, they can innovate some new songs, but i think it will be this season and thats it. Unless they can bust some new songs... which with their hectic schedule right now, will be pretty tough.

Direckshun
08-31-2007, 11:13 PM
I say we dump all the old vets on this board and rebuild with some youth.

ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 11:18 PM
Yeah, their songs are hilarious. I love the HBO special they did last year. I have seen only one of the TV, and it was pretty funny.

But, I think they only signed on for like 12 or 13 shows, due to them only having so many songs/skits so far.

Hopefully, they can innovate some new songs, but i think it will be this season and thats it. Unless they can bust some new songs... which with their hectic schedule right now, will be pretty tough.

You're out of your element Ari. From hence forth you will be known as Donnie.
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ChiefaRoo
08-31-2007, 11:25 PM
I say we dump all the old vets on this board and rebuild with some youth.

Direckshun - A hit or miss prospect. Will make the tough catch and then turn around and let the 10 yard floater bounce off his his hands leaving fans wondering why the f**k is this guy on the team. Direckshun is ..... Samie Parker.

Direckshun
08-31-2007, 11:27 PM
Direckshun - A hit or miss prospect. Will make the tough catch and then turn around and let the 10 yard floater bounce off his his hands leaving fans wondering why the f**k is this guy on the team. Direckshun is ..... Samie Parker.
ChiefaRoo -- A real oddity on the OL. Will only line up on the right side. While he performs fine there, he absolutely refuses to ever line up on the left side, no matter what the play, no matter how close to the ball we line him up. Camp fodder.

stevieray
08-31-2007, 11:31 PM
ChiefaRoo -- A real oddity on the OL. Will only line up on the right side. While he performs fine there, he absolutely refuses to ever line up on the left side, no matter what the play, no matter how close to the ball we line him up. Camp fodder.

ChiefaRoo...illegal formation of post...ten yard penalty.

44Page44
08-31-2007, 11:38 PM
I say we dump all the old vets on this board and rebuild with some youth.

Sweet.

Fu-- the queen.

Direckshun
08-31-2007, 11:40 PM
ChiefaRoo...illegal formation of post...ten yard penalty.
Stevieray -- Team leader. Spirited presense in the locker room. Is a reliable play maker and enjoys coaching up any youth at his position. Is versatile and while he gets ahead on most plays, he can recover well when he's behind. Fiery special teams presense and can cause havoc against even the most ironclad protection packages. Perennial starter.

ChiefaRoo
09-01-2007, 02:43 PM
Stevieray -- Team leader. Spirited presense in the locker room. Is a reliable play maker and enjoys coaching up any youth at his position. Is versatile and while he gets ahead on most plays, he can recover well when he's behind. Fiery special teams presense and can cause havoc against even the most ironclad protection packages. Perennial starter.

Shut it! This is my thread.

DenverChief
09-01-2007, 02:45 PM
:spock:

ChiefaRoo
09-01-2007, 03:10 PM
:spock:

Denver Chief - Mr. Straight Arrow. You won't find this guy having any superfluous fun unless he's on an undercover narc. sting. He's so proud of his cop moustache that he enters himself in contests. Reliable, he comes to play every game.... The Dave Szott of CP.

Scorp
09-01-2007, 03:12 PM
Shut it! This is my thread.


This isn't how a veteran player gets treated!

Bowser
09-01-2007, 03:13 PM
I'm the Carlton Gray of ChiefsPlanet. :thumb:

ChiefaRoo
09-01-2007, 03:15 PM
This isn't how a veteran player gets treated!

Scorp - Looking to sniffs jocks and hang out with the starters this n00b will give you three to five good plays a game before returning to the sidelines after giving up a TD........Shaunard Harts

ChiefaRoo
09-01-2007, 03:17 PM
I'm the Carlton Gray of ChiefsPlanet. :thumb:


Bowser - His earnest and subtle sense of humor always moves the chains as long as he gets the initial block from the line. He knows his role and takes pride in making the team better...... Michael Bennett.

DenverChief
09-01-2007, 03:17 PM
Denver Chief - Mr. Straight Arrow. You won't find this guy having any superfluous fun unless he's on an undercover narc. sting. He's so proud of his cop mustache that he enters himself in contests. Reliable, he comes to play every game.... The Dave Szott of CP.

I'm flattered and yeah I do enter my mustache in the Annual Law Enforcement facial hair competition ...how did you know?

ChiefaRoo
09-02-2007, 04:24 PM
Anyone else want to be on the team?

Mosbonian
09-02-2007, 06:28 PM
Good heavens!

A Mmaddog sighting. Alert the national guard, get the women and children off the streets, notify the governor! :)

Good to see you. :thumb:

Hey MCF.....how's it going?

Yeah, I'm still around...and I post every once in a while. I'm like most Chief's players.....you'll only see my name during the FB season. Most of the rest of the time the discussion gets a little mundane unless Iowanian or Frazod go on a rant. Actually I miss seeing Clint and Cannibal...plus I haven't seen 4th and Long lately.

Most of my time now is taken practicing my scare tactics for all the little boys who have started noticing my daughter. BASTIGES.... :cuss:

mmaddog
*******

Mosbonian
09-02-2007, 06:30 PM
I say we dump all the old vets on this board and rebuild with some youth.

Most of the "youth" around here couldn't play their way onto all the other less stellar boards, what makes you think that you guys could even sniff the shine on our shoes? :)

mmaddog
*******

KurtCobain
09-02-2007, 06:31 PM
this team sucks

ChiefaRoo
09-02-2007, 07:22 PM
this team sucks

Joey - Is Joey a man or a woman? Much like it's former Chiefs counterpart it's hard to tell. Joey looks good and says all the right things before the game but after a loss it's all the rest of the teams fault. Joey is...... Elvis Grbac.

KurtCobain
09-02-2007, 07:25 PM
Joey - Is Joey a man or a woman? Much like it's former Chiefs counterpart it's hard to tell. Joey looks good and says all the right things before the game but after a loss it's all the rest of the teams fault. Joey is...... Elvis Grbac.

I think Im a man... btw your avatar is great ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-02-2007, 07:27 PM
I think Im a man...
I'm not so sure.

ChiefaRoo
09-02-2007, 07:29 PM
I think Im a man... btw your avatar is great ROFL

I wish I could take credit for making it but one of the other guys did it. Great photoshop.

ChiefaRoo
09-02-2007, 07:30 PM
I'm not so sure.
Move the chains. First down Beer me.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-02-2007, 07:31 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128296997102501250ifailztosee.jpg
That cat's takin a crap isn't it.

ChiefaRoo
09-02-2007, 07:44 PM
Beer Bacon - This guy has talent but is a little off putting and odd. It's either a bi-polar disorder or it's a side effect from taking the juice. Beer Bacon is.... John Welbourn

Hydrae
09-02-2007, 08:58 PM
Ok, give me your best shot. :)

ChiefaRoo
09-03-2007, 12:26 AM
Ok, give me your best shot. :)

Hydrae - With his likable aww shucks laid back Southern/Texas attitude combined with thread gems asking "why isn't the US isn't on the metric system?" you'd think Hydrae is an old guy who has lost his burst and can no longer cover the skinny post... and you'd be right!.....Hydrae is - Jerome Woods (after the broken leg)