View Full Version : Chiefs dude larry johnson wtf
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 04:42 AM
dude wtf? this dude runs hard. like for real. hes so much cooler than LT. does he go out of bounds? **** no. AND HES GONNA GET KILLED. Like does anybody say, "Yeah your doing the tackling and not getting tackled but youre doing it 416 ****ing times. wtf? YOURE GONNA DIE" this dude rocks and its so cool that he plays for us but wtf this dude is gonna get killed. gochiefs or somebody needs to ****ing do something. oh and will ferrell rules too. And is gonna get killed. woohoo. but save LJ. and drink beer.
thankyouforyourtimedrinkbeer
joey
I hope he got some of the SCANLON mojo before they parted ways.
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 05:09 AM
What LJ should do
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 05:10 AM
What LJ does.
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 05:15 AM
LOOK ITS RAINMAN
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cpMTOqKOcMI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
LOOK ITS RAINMAN
Wait, wheres the cutblock?
Bugeater
09-04-2007, 05:24 AM
:spock:
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 05:29 AM
superbowe!
Flustrated
09-04-2007, 06:41 AM
Dummmiest post of all time
I laughed
I cried
I drank coffee
I laughed again
Rep I think
:banghead:
InChiefsHell
09-04-2007, 06:43 AM
I don't even know what to make of this thread...
GoHuge
09-04-2007, 07:09 AM
I don't even know what to make of this thread...Yeah.....all I got was ah derr.
Skip Towne
09-04-2007, 07:13 AM
I want some of what Joey is smoking.
RustShack
09-04-2007, 08:29 AM
superbowe!
He needs to get us to the Super Bowl.
KC-TBB
09-04-2007, 08:35 AM
Larry is the man! Livin the life, rollin on dubs...(i don't know what that means)...but if he wants to take the cream corn out of some poor linebacker...let it rip.
L.A. Chieffan
09-04-2007, 10:11 AM
HAHA..NICE.. drunk threads rule
HypnotizedMonkey
09-04-2007, 10:14 AM
Larry is the man! Livin the life, rollin on dubs...(i don't know what that means)...but if he wants to take the cream corn out of some poor linebacker...let it rip.
it goes in regular corn, comes out creamed.
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
09-04-2007, 11:18 AM
**** going out of bounds.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3185/larry2pw8.gif (http://imageshack.us)
XXXshogunXXX
09-04-2007, 12:50 PM
he is so much cooler
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 01:08 PM
Any RB who isn't LJ sucks ass. And so do hangovers.
L.A. Chieffan
09-04-2007, 01:15 PM
there is something wrong with all of you people
KurtCobain
09-04-2007, 01:16 PM
there is something wrong with all of you people
Or maybe there's just something wrong with the food we eat. Dear god let us not eat gas infected nachos from Conoco. We'd all be as dumb as honestchieffan.
KurtCobain
09-07-2007, 11:34 PM
new art!
from the texans game! before...
KurtCobain
09-07-2007, 11:35 PM
after
Ebolapox
09-07-2007, 11:49 PM
after
FATALITY!
Tactical Funky
09-08-2007, 12:07 AM
LMAO
I just stumbled across this beauty of a thread...
**** going out of bounds.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3185/larry2pw8.gif (http://imageshack.us)
http://i.a.cnn.net/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/0705/gallery.canon.mcdonough/images/tomlinson.92078411.jpg
http://cfx.signonsandiego.com/sports/chargers/cfx/lt_rams_stiffarm.jpg
http://www.blogsmithmedia.com/sports.aol.com/fanhouse/media/2006/11/ladainian-tomlinson-425.jpg
Do it inbounds...
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
09-08-2007, 12:11 AM
I don't really care to compare running backs, troll. If you lined up Larry Johnson in one end zone and lined up LaDainian Tomlinson in the other end zone, and had them run full speed at each other, not only would Larry meet LT on LT's side of the 50, he'd probably break every bone in LT's body when they collided. That is, if LT didn't puss out.
I don't really care to compare running backs, troll. If you lined up Larry Johnson in one end zone and lined up LaDainian Tomlinson in the other end zone, and had them run full speed at each other, not only would Larry meet LT on LT's side of the 50, he'd probably break every bone in LT's body when they collided. That is, if LT didn't puss out.
Yeah right, LT would stiffarm the shit out of LJ.
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
09-08-2007, 12:15 AM
Yeah right, LT would stiffarm the shit out of LJ.
LT would attempt to stiffarm LJ, but his arm would shatter like fine china under the sheer brute force of Larry Johnson. There would be nothing left of LT but a dark smear on the ground.
But that dark smear would still get more face time on ESPN.
LT would attempt to stiffarm LJ, but his arm would shatter like fine china under the sheer brute force of Larry Johnson. There would be nothing left of LT but a dark smear on the ground.
But that dark smear would still get more face time on ESPN.
You are so off base.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:18 AM
LT
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:18 AM
how it is
LT
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f138/mattdayjr/ChargersLogo-1.jpg
Direckshun
09-08-2007, 12:33 AM
That's weak, BK.
LT just ran his hand up in the guy's facemask and ripped the helmet off. That's it, he didn't even make contact with the defender's body at any place other than an upward swipe of the facemask. Hell, QB's do that all the time when they try to fend off DEs that are sacking them.
LJ plants his hand in that guy's sternum, and throws him to the ground. That's inhuman ability.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:33 AM
He only had 28 TDs last year?
That's weak, BK.
LT just ran his hand up in the guy's facemask and ripped the helmet off. That's it, he didn't even make contact with the defender's body at any place other than an upward swipe of the facemask. Hell, QB's do that all the time when they try to fend off DEs that are sacking them.
LJ plants his hand in that guy's sternum, and throws him to the ground. That's inhuman ability.
If there was a gif I could prove you wrong...
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:34 AM
We pound our johnson like none other. You can't pound a Tomlinson without breaking his nail.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:36 AM
bk, what chargers board do you post on?
Direckshun
09-08-2007, 12:37 AM
If there was a gif I could prove you wrong...
Judging from the arc of the defender's body, the most I could give you is that Tomlinson socked him real good in the chin.
Not quite the same as gripping a 200 lbs. DB by the chest and throwing him to the ground, but hey, it's clear we take interest in very different things.
He only had 28 TDs last year?
28 Rushing TDs
3 Recieving TDs
2 Passing TDs (but they dont count)
31 Total TDs
Judging from the arc of the defender's body, the most I could give you is that Tomlinson socked him real good in the chin.
Not quite the same as gripping a 200 lbs. DB by the chest and throwing him to the ground, but hey, it's clear we take interest in very different things.
It started as a clean stiffarm, the guy fell as he was getting stiffarmed.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:39 AM
Judging from the arc of the defender's body, the most I could give you is that Tomlinson socked him real good in the chin.
Not quite the same as gripping a 200 lbs. DB by the chest and throwing him to the ground, but hey, it's clear we take interest in very different things.
LT did a lot of crotch groping on the way to his TD record. LJ knocks them nuts, no groping at all.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:40 AM
28 Rushing TDs
3 Recieving TDs
2 Passing TDs (but they dont count)
31 Total TDs
The passing TDs should count. They counted for Mike Vick, and he was just as much of a QB as tomlinson.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:41 AM
It started as a clean stiffarm, the guy fell as he was getting stiffarmed.
BS LT was obviously trying to steal the dude's gum.
You cannot deny that LT is the stiffarm king in the NFL
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:41 AM
You cannot deny that LT is the stiffarm king in the NFL
bullshit. It's the beast and you know it.
bullshit. It's the beast and you know it.
:stupid:
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:44 AM
:stupid:
LT's arms are only stiff because he's been sharing needles with merriman.
LT's arms are only stiff because he's been sharing needles with merriman.
LT injects his steroids right into his balls...
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:46 AM
LT injects his steroids right into his balls...
And I'm sure you'd pay to watch.
And I'm sure you'd pay to watch.
Sure would.
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:47 AM
Sure would.
nice
pr_capone
09-08-2007, 12:55 AM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9769/joeybudlf6.jpg
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 12:57 AM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9769/joeybudlf6.jpg
genius.
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9769/joeybudlf6.jpg
I had some good bud yesterday
Gods Gift
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 01:00 AM
I had some good bud yesterday
Gods Gift
amen
KurtCobain
09-08-2007, 01:05 AM
...And then god said, "Let there be bud" and Adam smoked it up until Eve took all her leaves off.
KurtCobain
08-25-2008, 10:20 AM
Larry da bitch is gonna be a beast again! I'd bet all my bud on it.
penguinz
08-25-2008, 10:27 AM
Is this a joke?
MIAdragon
08-25-2008, 11:07 AM
Is this a joke?
ROFL
Skip Towne
08-25-2008, 11:23 AM
I'll bet the author of this thread wears his baseball cap backward.
KurtCobain
09-02-2008, 09:49 AM
I'll bet the author of this thread wears his baseball cap backward.
too cool for that
Gonzo
09-02-2008, 09:56 AM
"In a world where weed induced threads are king....."
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
09-02-2008, 10:34 AM
**** going out of bounds.
http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/3185/larry2pw8.gif (http://imageshack.us)
Still boner inducing two years later.
KurtCobain
09-29-2008, 06:42 PM
and.
he's.
BACK
JASONSAUTO
09-29-2008, 06:47 PM
YES HE ****ING IS
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
09-29-2008, 06:50 PM
I love Larry Johnson. How about you guys?
JASONSAUTO
09-29-2008, 06:53 PM
me too im just glad he's starting to show the old lj
http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f219/alligirl88/LT.gif
http://www.signonsandiego.com/teaserimages/071230lt-straightarm-ap.jpg
LT has the best Stiff Arm, still.
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
09-29-2008, 09:40 PM
No one cares. Rip off a 65-yard run and we'll talk.
ThaVirus
09-29-2008, 09:48 PM
LT has a good stiff arm because he knows where to place it. If a guys body's going one way while his head goes the exact opposite, he's going to pull up.
cdcox
09-29-2008, 09:52 PM
Glad to see someone got a prefix on this thread. That was bugging the heck out of me.
KurtCobain
11-17-2009, 06:46 PM
fucking dude let me down
Raised On Riots
11-17-2009, 07:25 PM
fucking dude let me down
"Evereeeeeybody huuuuuuuuuurts...........some time".ROFL
Mr. Laz
11-17-2009, 07:27 PM
Larry da bitch is gonna be a beast again! I'd bet all my bud on it.
no more bud for you
C-Mac
11-17-2009, 07:38 PM
I love Larry Johnson. How about you guys?
Not so much.
Raised On Riots
11-17-2009, 07:51 PM
Not so much.
LMAO
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