Planeteer Dream in which I had last night...

[Simply Red]

So we we're at my house in Atlanta. I walk in w/ Tiny and Dane and my wife is batting off Cad Monkey who is trying to pick her up (IN MY HOUSE.) So I get mad and start hitting on Jilly and then I remember what she said about "man juice" so I turn around completely bewildered. Dartgod and BRC are taking tequilla shots and cooking jalepeno poppers in the deep fryer, suddenly I see BRC simulating the robot dance, they were listening to some kind of older break beats like Herbie Hancock. Which I found odd that BRC would dig that. Laz is giving Parker a refresher course in fundamental planeteer NFL posting. Parker is gazing in envy and looking studious. Donger comes in laughing and farting at the same time criticizing everybody's grammar and run-on sentences. Suddenly, I see his arm swept out beneath him, it's Crazy with a leather pouch full of Dominicans and a bottle of Scotch (he happens to be with Jdiddy.) Dunit35, Chiefaroo and Siberian K. were arguing with Listo and Cleveland about the last ten years in the NFL. Rainman and Fax show up together recently getting back from KCnut's and they Join Zeebee, ChiefJustice and KCJones to decide who of the five graduated HighSchool the earliest. CDCox butts in and suddenly it's realized by the five he is and should be in this very contest. KCMIZZOU and PinkFloyd are looking through old Zepplin classics. Zach, 58 4-ever and Buehler445 are playing 301 on the dart board. Ultra Peanut and Cosmic Pal are playing "guess what I'm thinking" in the corner listening to cuts by Aphrodite. StcChief, ACES, Fire Me Boy and H5N1 are playing quarters sharing past stories and sharing threads they remember. Sedated and QuickSurfer are unrolling roaches and scraping their bowls to generate a 2nd generation joint. Elvo comes in with Simplex3 and Milkman who is carrying LUV she drank too much in celebration of buying her first coach purse. I woke up and found that Nut had a very similiar dream.

WEIRD!

[Bwana]

It's not wise to drink antifreeze before going to bed.

[cdcox]

I think I would have won that contest. For my prize, I chose the bottle of Scotch over the pouch full of Domincans.

[Jilly]

much better!!

[Simply Red]

I think I would have won that contest. For my prize, I chose the bottle of Scotch over the pouch full of Domincans.
Hmm, I doubt it. ChiefJustice Graduated in the middle of our Junior year he was one of the smartest we had my class.

[Donger]

I don't believe I possess the requisite strength to carry both Crazy, a leather pouch full of Dominicans and a bottle of Scotch.

[siberian khatru]

According to Freud, you're a latent homosexual.

[cdcox]

Hmm, I doubt it. ChiefJustice Graduated in the middle of our Junior year he was one of the smartest we had my class.

Judging by your DOB, I was in my second tour of grad school by then.

[Dunit35]

geez...I'm left out again.

[ChiefaRoo]

That wasn't cad monkey it was me and she was juggling my onions too.

[Simply Red]

Judging by your DOB, I was in my second tour of grad school by then.
okay. alright.

[cdcox]

okay. alright.

You don't happen to remember what brand of Scotch I won, do you?

[ccsells]

Gotta feeling I may be dreaming about 2D Superbowe stuck in Pac Man world tonight. Hope not.

[Simply Red]

geez...I'm left out again.
you're in and so is Siberian and chiefaroo.

[boogblaster]

Nightmares are common in Georgia I heard ...

[Simply Red]

You don't happen to remember what brand of Scotch I won, do you?
Yes, it had a black and white label and simply read: "Scotch."

[Dunit35]

you're in and so is Siberian and chiefaroo.


Ha, kick ass.

[noa]

How do you think I rang the doorbell?

[Simply Red]

How do you think I rang the doorbell?
Dammit Noa, It's hard to remember everyone (even your favorites) if you don't spend the time on it. JDiddy told me early on in the evening you couldn't make it because you fortunately had won 250K almost hitting it all. He proceded to tell me that you hit 5 outta 6 numbers. But you were busy and excited and simply could not make it.

[luv]

What's a coach purse?

[Simply Red]

What's a coach purse?
ROFL

[Simply Red]

What's a coach purse?
a brand-name.

[Skip Towne]

WAAAAA. I got left out.

[luv]

a brand-name.
Oh. I just buy what I like. I don't generally pay attention to brands.

[Cochise]

What's a coach purse?

I think it's a cheap brand of purse. When I was in NYC there were people selling them on the street out of trash bags.

[Simply Red]

WAAAAA. I got left out.
Dude you were at Nut's hs.

[Simply Red]

Oh. I just buy what I like. I don't generally pay attention to brands.
Good for you. :) Same here.

[crazycoffey]

FYI - I carry Dominicans in a steel travel case so they don't get smashed, other than that..... sounds about right.

[Mr. Laz]

:sulk:


at least Parker wasn't there

[VonneMarie]

I must have been the one that sold Luv her very first Coach purse...

[Jilly]

Laz, you were with me...trying to keep Simply Red away, he just didn't want to admit it because you kicked his arse and that's why he was so bewildered.... or something....
I don't know...this story thing isn't for me

[Cochise]

FYI - I carry Dominicans in a steel travel case so they don't get smashed, other than that..... sounds about right.

Any favorite brands?

Assuming you mean cigars and not actual Dominicans.

[Simply Red]

:sulk:


at least Parker wasn't there
WRONG. Look again.

[crazycoffey]

Any favorite brands?

Assuming you mean cigars and not actual Dominicans.



I like many -

Montecristo whites
Rocky Patel - several series (conneticut is awesome)
Padron
Cohiba

etc etc

[Simply Red]

I like many -

Montecristo whites
Rocky Patel - several series (conneticut is awesome)
Padron
Cohiba

etc etc
La Gloria Cubana? WTF? cigar-n00bs!! :shake:

[Cochise]

I like many -

Montecristo whites
Rocky Patel - several series (conneticut is awesome)
Padron
Cohiba

etc etc

I have heard good things about Montecristo and Padron, but I am a total amateur at this. I tried a Macanudo recently though and liked it.

[Simply Red]

FYI - I carry Dominicans in a steel travel case so they don't get smashed, other than that..... sounds about right.
This was a dream, OKAY? It was a formed leather multi unit case. Quit being difficult!

[Rain Man]

I bet FAX and I were at kcnut's house for a game of Scrabble. I love me a good game of Scrabble.

[TrebMaxx]

You forgot about the part where TrebMaxx walked in and left.

[noa]

You forgot about the part where TrebMaxx walked in and left.

Dude, you were way out of line there.



But it was kind of funny

[Skip Towne]

I bet FAX and I were at kcnut's house for a game of Scrabble. I love me a good game of Scrabble.
Can you do the New York Times crossword puzzle?

[TrebMaxx]

Dude, you were way out of line there.

But it was kind of funny
Yeah, but also left out was that TrebMaxx managed to grab a beer before leaving and then went outside to drink beer and lurk through the windows.

[Rain Man]

Can you do the New York Times crossword puzzle?

Yeah, but I do it like Sudoku. I just fill in all of the squares with numbers.

[Skip Towne]

Yeah, but I do it like Sudoku. I just fill in all of the squares with numbers.
I'm going to start doing that. Nobody can tell if it's right or not.

[Rain Man]

I'm going to start doing that. Nobody can tell if it's right or not.

If I'm on a plane, I fill in the Sudoku with made-up Japanese characters.

[cdcox]

If I'm on a plane, I fill in the Sudoku with made-up Japanese characters.

Someday, you'll be able to mount a microdot video camera on the page that will capture the next guy's reaction and send it to youtube.

[DaneMcCloud]

Throw in a clown, a cowboy and a lesbian (or maybe a clown, cowboy lesbian) and you've got the beginnings of a fine David Lynch film.

[Simply Red]

Throw in a clown, a cowboy and a lesbian (or maybe a clown, cowboy lesbian) and you've got the beginnings of a fine David Lynch film. :)
"Are you saying that because you feel it is what I want to hear?, or, do you really believe it to be the truth?" [/the cowboy]

[Dartgod]

How in the hell did I get left out again? There was even a dart game going on!

[Simply Red]

How in the hell did I get left out again? There was even a dart game going on!
Clearly your A.D.D. is acting up, AGAIN! Please re-read.

[Dartgod]

Clearly your A.D.D. is acting up, AGAIN! Please re-read.
D'OH!!

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

I'm hurt Red. I thought we were tight.

[ROYC75]

So we we're at my house in Atlanta. I walk in w/ Tiny and Dane and my wife is batting off Cad Monkey who is trying to pick her up (IN MY HOUSE.) So I get mad and start hitting on Jilly and then I remember what she said about "man juice" so I turn around completely bewildered. Dartgod and BRC are taking tequilla shots and cooking jalepeno poppers in the deep fryer, suddenly I see BRC simulating the robot dance, they were listening to some kind of older break beats like Herbie Hancock. Which I found odd that BRC would dig that. Laz is giving Parker a refresher course in fundamental planeteer NFL posting. Parker is gazing in envy and looking studious. Donger comes in laughing and farting at the same time criticizing everybody's grammar and run-on sentences. Suddenly, I see his arm swept out beneath him, it's Crazy with a leather pouch full of Dominicans and a bottle of Scotch (he happens to be with Jdiddy.) Dunit35, Chiefaroo and Siberian K. were arguing with Listo and Cleveland about the last ten years in the NFL. Rainman and Fax show up together recently getting back from KCnut's and they Join Zeebee, ChiefJustice and KCJones to decide who of the five graduated HighSchool the earliest. CDCox butts in and suddenly it's realized by the five he is and should be in this very contest. KCMIZZOU and PinkFloyd are looking through old Zepplin classics. Zach, 58 4-ever and Buehler445 are playing 301 on the dart board. Ultra Peanut and Cosmic Pal are playing "guess what I'm thinking" in the corner listening to cuts by Aphrodite. STChief, ACES, Fire Me Boy and H5N1 are playing quarters sharing past stories and sharing threads they remember. Sedated and QuickSurfer are unrolling roaches and scraping their bowls to generate a 2nd generation joint. Elvo comes in with Simplex3 and Milkman who is carrying LUV she drank too much in celebration of buying her first coach purse. I woke up and found that Nut had a very similiar dream.

WEIRD!


You Poor Man, you need help .........

[Simply Red]

I'm hurt Red. I thought we were tight.
You were at Nut's house. This is for the people who didn't attend his party. :) otherwise you'd be there.

[Dr. Facebook Fever]

You were at Nut's house. This is for the people who didn't attend his party. :) otherwise you'd be there.
Whatever. Like I don't party hop.

[Simply Red]

Whatever. Like I don't party hop.
ROFL :banghead:

[Simply Red]

You Poor Man, you need help .........
whatever dog. It was a dream. Jeesh! :(

[ROYC75]

whatever dog. It was a dream. Jeesh! :(

Just a joke , sheesh ........ :shake: But it could be a serious problem, CP grows on you, then you take it to bed with you.........


Yep, you're addicted ........ :D

[Simply Red]

Just a joke , sheesh ........ :shake: But it could be a serious problem, CP grows on you, then you take it to bed with you.........


Yep, you're addicted ........ :D
:)

[Simply Red]

b

[milkman]

So where was I carrying luv off to?

[Simply Red]

So where was I carrying luv off to?
heh, inside my place. :(

[milkman]

heh, inside my place. :(

Why the sad face?

You didn't want her there?

[Simply Red]

Why the sad face?

You didn't want her there?

I'm not sure I meant to put a sad face. I think I meant to put a smiley there.

[Donger]

I just realized that I've never guessed Jilly's breast size.

I'm going with a full B cup, 34.

[Simply Red]

I just realized that I've never guessed Jilly's breast size.

I'm going with a full B cup, 34.
Ya think? :)

[Jilly]

how in the hell did this get to my breast size?

[Donger]

Ya think? :)

I have a gift.

[Simply Red]

I just realized that I've never guessed Jilly's breast size.

I'm going with a full B cup, 34.
I haven't memorized the numerical protocol of bra's. So I usually use the "hands on" method.

Whatever the hell that means. :shake:

[StcChief]

I haven't memorized the numerical protocol of bra's. So I usually use the "hands on" method.

Whatever the hell that means. :shake:
More than a mouth full is wasted. Method works the best.

[crazycoffey]

mmmm; boobies > stoogies for nibbling on....

[Simply Red]

More than a mouth full is wasted. Method works the best.
BTW, I butchered your screen-name in the thread. I'll edit it now.

[Donger]

how in the hell did this get to my breast size?

I dreamt about your breasts last night.

[Simply Red]

I dreamt about your breasts last night.
:deevee: ROFL

[Simply Red]

I dreamt about your breasts last night.
Too bad Jilly likes girls. :shake:

[Donger]

Too bad Jilly likes girls. :shake:

Why is that relevant?

[Jilly]

Too bad Jilly likes girls. :shake:

Now that's not entirely true. I do like guys as well.

[Jilly]

I dreamt about your breasts last night.

are you sure they were mine???

[Donger]

are you sure they were mine???

Could have been GoChiefs' but I'd guess his are a good C.

I'm right though, aren't I.

[Jilly]

you might rethink your gift, Donger

[Donger]

you might rethink your gift, Donger

Darn. I was going to say an A cup.

[Jilly]

you're really bad at this!!!

[Donger]

you're really bad at this!!!

Well, you're certainly not a C.

[Jilly]

You're just using these tactics thinking you'll get it out of me, eh??? I'm onto your shananigans!

[Donger]

You're just using these tactics thinking you'll get it out of me, eh??? I'm onto your shananigans!

No. I know for a fact that you're a 34B.

[Simply Red]

No. I know for a fact that you're a 34B.
What if she is?

Won't you feel kind of awkwurd?

[Donger]

What if she is?

Won't you feel kind of awkwurd?

Awkward? No. Why would I?

[Jilly]

Even if he guesses, I'm not telling.... so far though...he's wrong.

[Simply Red]

Awkward? No. Why would I?
Many, many reasons. But I can't communicate them right now. My A.D.D. is acting up terribly. My mind is racing.

[Donger]

Even if he guesses, I'm not telling.... so far though...he's wrong.

All I need is a picture of your upper arm(s).

[Jilly]

LOL!! are upper arms the telltale sign?

[Simply Red]

mine?

[Donger]

Many, many reasons. But I can't communicate them right now. My A.D.D. is acting up terribly. My mind is racing.

Well, she thinks she's a D, but like many women, she doesn't know how to size a bra properly.

[Jilly]

LOL, you've guessed every size now, Donger!! You're right, you truly have a gift!

[Simply Red]

The below is actually describing her fun-bags.





Jilly
They look like baby fingers!

[Jilly]

LOL! Wouldn't those be the ugliest breasts ever??!!!

[Donger]

LOL!! are upper arms the telltale sign?

Yes, unless you're augmented.

[Donger]

okay, here we go...obviously, I am not the girls you can actually see, but those are my arms....

D, maybe a DD.

[Jilly]

ah, man...are you saying I have fat arms??!! boo...I work out daily

[Donger]

ah, man...are you saying I have fat arms??!! boo...I work out daily

I said nothing of the kind.

[Jilly]

I did help you out a little leaving some top boobage in there like that... I didn't even see that til now

[Donger]

I did help you out a little leaving some top boobage in there like that... I didn't even see that til now

I didn't see that either.

So, D or DD?

[Simply Red]

I didn't see that either.

So, D or DD?
no.

[Donger]

no.

It's been taken care of.

[Jilly]

I love that I posted a horrible picture of my sister!!! mwahhaaahaahaaa!!!!!

[Simply Red]

It's been taken care of.
Thanks a lot Captain Cynical.

[Donger]

I love that I posted a horrible picture of my sister!!! mwahhaaahaahaaa!!!!!

ROFL

[Donger]

Thanks a lot Captain Cynical.

Huh?

[Simply Red]

Huh?
Just messing with you.... Trying to have a little fun.

[Simply Red]

AriChi3fs was chasing me around w/ an ice-pick...

[Rain Man]

AriChi3fs was chasing me around w/ an ice-pick...

Were you made out of ice?

[Simply Red]

Were you made out of ice?

no.

[chasedude]

I know I had to be in that dream somewhere. Probably in the back fixin' your damn computer ;)

[Rain Man]

no.

So it probably wasn't really scary, then.

[Simply Red]

So it probably wasn't really scary, then.

puhlease.

[Simply Red]

I know I had to be in that dream somewhere. Probably in the back fixin' your damn computer ;)

ROFLROFL

[Mr. Laz]

WTF!!


i don't even remember this goofy thread ROFL ROFL

[Simply Red]

WTF!!


i don't even remember this goofy thread ROFL ROFL

This isn't and wasn't ever funny. The dream was almost frightening.

[cdcox]

I had a Chiefsplanet dream last night. My wife told me that we she and invited a couple over to the house. She starts describing them, and it suddenly dawns on me who they are.

Me: "Is her name Denise?"
Wife: "OMG it is! I'm sorry, I didn't know."
Me: "It's okay, just don't bring up Chiefsplanet and maybe they won't make the connection"

So we go around the house, hiding anything that might hint that I'm a Chiefs fan.

Now I should mention that in my dream, Denise was married to a planeteer. Actually, I think it was a rather recent marriage. And that union had produced a son. RJ was the proud father.

For the most part the visit went fine. RJ had figured out that I was from Chiefsplanet (he looked like the guy in his avatar). We had a nice coversation while Denise spent the whole time vaccuuming in order to make the floor clean enough for the baby.