bullshit

[KurtCobain]

So I was at the library earlier today and this big dude comes up and accuses my cousin(whose only 17) of stealing something from his computer. He shoved my cousin into a bookcase and my cousin fought back. Ended up the thing that was missing fell under the dudes seat. But anyways, we ended up leaving and the cops showed up as we walked down the street. Next thing we know we're going to jail for disorderly conduct and this guy got a ticket. He's like 45 and my cousin is 17. We just got out on signature bonds and now we have court dates. Just gonna cost me more ****ing money. Great huh?

[L.A. Chieffan]

Are you drunk again? Where are the LJ diagrams?

[Mi_chief_fan]

So, your 17-year-old cousin tries to get into a strip club and gets denied, then gets into an altercation with the bouncer, and gets the cops called on him. Sound about right?

[Bugeater]

WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED? I GOT THROWN OUT OF A ****ING WINDOW!

[cdcox]

Damn library thugs! Don't you punks have homes?

[KurtCobain]

Damn library thugs! Don't you punks have homes?

No air, that's why we were at the library.

[Iowanian]

I'll bet the reason you were arrested was for the violence you two were doing to your pickles watching pRon...

Having a good Ole Chili Dog race?

Sicko.

[Mi_chief_fan]

You guys weren't toe-tapping in the men's room were you? Bad, nasty naughty boys.

[elvomito]

well, you've learned a lesson: the value of a fast getaway.
remember that next time you go stealing laptops at the library

[Iowanian]

Joey was jerkin the gerkin in the Gardening and Canning section....

[boogblaster]

Kool-air maybe Kool-under-fire knott ...

[elvomito]

whats the dewey decimal number for porn

[KurtCobain]

whats the dewey decimal number for porn

six and a half