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luv
09-09-2007, 10:00 PM
A shiner!!!! I thought Bugeater was only kidding when he told me to shut up. LMAO

Pic to follow

luv
09-09-2007, 10:01 PM
The light is bright, so it doesn't look as bad in this picture.

unothadeal
09-09-2007, 10:02 PM
Stay Down Bitch!

Direckshun
09-09-2007, 10:09 PM
...what?

vincent
09-09-2007, 10:11 PM
How many times did you fall down before you got your souvenir?

luv
09-09-2007, 10:13 PM
How many times did you fall down before you got your souvenir?
I honestly couldn't tell you.

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:15 PM
What? No bruised Perinium photos?

vincent
09-09-2007, 10:16 PM
I honestly couldn't tell you.


Damn that antifreeze...

Skip Towne
09-09-2007, 10:22 PM
Women should know their place.

Skip Towne
09-09-2007, 10:23 PM
What? No bruised Perinium photos?
Perinium? You made that word up didn't you?

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:25 PM
perinEum....you know...taint, goocher.

Ebolapox
09-09-2007, 10:27 PM
erm, is it wrong that I thought you were gonna say 'herpes' was your souvenir from the bash?

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:30 PM
Relax Ebola.....that jack-in-the-box won't be popping up for a couple of weeks.



I kid. I kid.

Ebolapox
09-09-2007, 10:31 PM
ROFL

good one, iranian.

luv
09-09-2007, 10:32 PM
The hard part will be trying to figure out which one I got it from.

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:33 PM
I don't know about anyone else.....but I'm betting the Trifecta, and maybe laying $10 on the Exacta, luv.

That thread will be a Show stopper.

morphius
09-09-2007, 10:33 PM
Was the screen door looking to exact revenge from the last couple outings and nzoners?

dirk digler
09-09-2007, 10:34 PM
The hard part will be trying to figure out which one I got it from.

There is a joke here but I won't go there

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:37 PM
Just hide it between the lines, in a trifecta or exacta wager joke.

luv
09-09-2007, 10:38 PM
Was the screen door looking to exact revenge from the last couple outings and nzoners?
I decided to take a real close look at one of the tables....and a cooler.

vincent
09-09-2007, 10:39 PM
I decided to take a real close look at one of the tables....and a cooler.

and the floor...

luv
09-09-2007, 10:40 PM
and the floor...
That would also explain the bruised knee. I also got a friggin mesquito bit on my cheek too!

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:42 PM
Good Lawd this thread is like Batting practice.

Ebolapox
09-09-2007, 10:43 PM
we need to change luv's name to 'tee it up again, please'

Skip Towne
09-09-2007, 10:44 PM
I decided to take a real close look at one of the tables....and a cooler.
This reminds me of a T-shirt I saw a guy wearing the other day. It said: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

luv
09-09-2007, 10:45 PM
Good Lawd this thread is like Batting practice.
I'm sure it was entertaining for everyone to watch me beat myself up.

luv
09-09-2007, 10:45 PM
This reminds me of a T-shirt I saw a guy wearing the other day. It said: One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.
In this case, it was antifreeze shots.

vincent
09-09-2007, 10:47 PM
I'm sure it was entertaining for everyone to watch me beat myself up.

Not really...Being one of the only sober ones there and you being possibly the drunkest, I was more worried than entertained...

luv
09-09-2007, 10:49 PM
Not really...Being one of the only sober ones there and you being possibly the drunkest, I was more worried than entertained...
Yeah. I hope I wasn't too annoying. Or an inconvenience.

Skip Towne
09-09-2007, 10:51 PM
And Phobia just swears these get togethers are non violent.

Ebolapox
09-09-2007, 10:51 PM
Not really...Being one of the only sober ones there and you being possibly the drunkest, I was more worried than entertained...

wait, you wouldn't happen to be a 'traveling salesman' who flew out of chicago to springfield to meet anyone, would you?

dirk digler
09-09-2007, 10:53 PM
Yeah. I hope I wasn't too annoying. Or an inconvenience.

I heard you were both

vincent
09-09-2007, 10:55 PM
Yeah. I hope I wasn't too annoying. Or an inconvenience.

I didn't think you were annoying or anything...

I just remember coming back in the house, and thinking "She's gonna throw up, later"...

luv
09-09-2007, 10:55 PM
I heard you were both
I wouldn't doubt it. Next year, no hard liquor.

unlurking
09-09-2007, 10:55 PM
wait, you wouldn't happen to be a 'traveling salesman' who flew out of chicago to springfield to meet anyone, would you?
ROFL

vincent
09-09-2007, 10:56 PM
wait, you wouldn't happen to be a 'traveling salesman' who flew out of chicago to springfield to meet anyone, would you?

ROFL

nope, sorry...

luv
09-09-2007, 10:57 PM
I didn't think you were annoying or anything...

I just remember coming back in the house, and thinking "She's gonna throw up, later"...
I didn't. Surprisingly never have. I think I loked worse than I felt this morning. The only thing that hurt at all was my eye. Still pretty tender. I'm a trooper, though. I'll survive.

EyePod
09-09-2007, 10:58 PM
Are you sure you weren't playing on the Chiefs today? That would explain why you got your ass kicked...

vincent
09-09-2007, 11:01 PM
Are you sure you weren't playing on the Chiefs today? That would explain why you got your ass kicked...

she was wearing #7...she couldn't see the uprights...

boogblaster
09-09-2007, 11:03 PM
Left-hook will get you every time ..# 7 ...

Skip Towne
09-09-2007, 11:04 PM
Are you sure you weren't playing on the Chiefs today? That would explain why you got your ass kicked...
She's so tough she kicks her own ass. Just call her Chick Norris.

vincent
09-09-2007, 11:05 PM
Left-hook will get you every time ..# 7 ...

Or perhaps it was a Pimp-slap-style-backhand-right...not as powerful as the left hook, but oh so pretty...

luv
09-09-2007, 11:05 PM
She's so tough she kicks her own ass. Just call her Chick Norris.
LMAO

Baconeater
09-10-2007, 05:23 AM
In this case, it was antifreeze shots.
Ugh. I still haven't recovered from those fuggers, and I only did two. Never again...

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2007, 07:15 AM
She's so tough she kicks her own ass. Just call her Chick Norris.
We need a name change.

RadrHatr
09-10-2007, 08:17 AM
A shiner!!!! I thought Bugeater was only kidding when he told me to shut up. LMAO

Pic to follow

That table really got the best of you. Don't worry though. You weren't the only weeble in the place!!

This was my first bash and I look forward to the next. Thanks to everyone for a great time. Too bad it had to end with that game!!!



P.S. Hey, Joe and Kathy. Your cousin needs a place to stay until week 17!!! lol.

Thanks again for having me!

Nzoner
09-10-2007, 08:22 AM
That table really got the best of you. Don't worry though. You weren't the only weeble in the place!!

This was my first bash and I look forward to the next. Thanks to everyone for a great time. Too bad it had to end with that game!!!



P.S. Hey, Joe and Kathy. Your cousin needs a place to stay until week 17!!! lol.

Thanks again for having me!


I screwed up,she's actually my niece and you're welcome it was a great bash.now the question is Who Are You? :)

RadrHatr
09-10-2007, 08:34 AM
I screwed up,she's actually my niece and you're welcome it was a great bash.now the question is Who Are You? :)

Your long lost cousin from Milan.

Nzoner
09-10-2007, 08:38 AM
Your long lost cousin from Milan.

Ahhh,what up cuz :toast:

This one's for you

sedated
09-10-2007, 09:03 AM
as predicted, there will be pictures of me in a compromising position with a stuffed animal

Baconeater
09-10-2007, 09:07 AM
as predicted, there will be pictures of me in a compromising position with a stuffed animal
Don't forget we also have a picture of the stains you left on it, you sick bastard.

sedated
09-10-2007, 09:13 AM
This one's for you

Kathy ended hooking me up with a poster. I stilll haven't noticed a car

sedated
09-10-2007, 09:14 AM
Don't forget we also have a picture of the stains you left on it, you sick bastard.

alligators have sharp teeth

Iowanian
09-10-2007, 09:30 AM
I'm sure it was entertaining for everyone to watch me beat myself up.


Oh boy.....



So. Who Were the lucky fellas this year?

luv
09-10-2007, 09:32 AM
Oh boy.....



So. Who Were the lucky fellas this year?
I know it's hard to believe, but I'm actually capable of drinking and meeting people without having sex.

Iowanian
09-10-2007, 09:33 AM
I guess even Sammie Parker takes a pass once in a while.

chagrin
09-10-2007, 09:37 AM
A shiner!!!! I thought Bugeater was only kidding when he told me to shut up. LMAO

Pic to follow

You know that wasn't his hand either, heh

RadrHatr
09-10-2007, 09:39 AM
Ahhh,what up cuz :toast:

This one's for you

I hope she's not my cuz too. If so, I'm considering inbreeding. lol :p

Baconeater
09-10-2007, 09:44 AM
You know that wasn't his hand either, heh
Hey now, I was completely passed out when that happened. At least I think I was...

luv
09-10-2007, 09:57 AM
Hey now, I was completely passed out when that happened. At least I think I was...
Fine, I'll go with the story about the table.

Nzoner
09-10-2007, 10:00 AM
I only remember bits and pieces from about 9p.m. on but my the pics on my camera have a few stories to tell.I have to get to work on a deadline and have a ff get together at a bar tonight so hopefully I can get them up tomorrow night.

Baconeater
09-10-2007, 10:04 AM
I only remember bits and pieces from about 9p.m. on but my the pics on my camera have a few stories to tell.I have to get to work on a deadline and have a ff get together at a bar tonight so hopefully I can get them up tomorrow night.
Are you going to make an "official" thread, or are we just going to post them in this one? I'll have mine ready tonight.

Nzoner
09-10-2007, 10:05 AM
Are you going to make an "official" thread, or are we just going to post them in this one? I'll have mine ready tonight.

We need to have an official thread if yours are ready first fire away,I don't have to start it.

Lzen
09-10-2007, 10:30 AM
Ugh. I still haven't recovered from those fuggers, and I only did two. Never again...

I don't know exactly how many of those I did. But I know it was too many. Bad luv. Never again.

luv
09-10-2007, 10:37 AM
I don't know exactly how many of those I did. But I know it was too many. Bad luv. Never again.
Yes. Lesson learned. No shots next year.

luv
09-10-2007, 10:39 AM
I went to the store today to pick up a cake I ordered for my boss' 50th birthday today. The cashier really didn't pay too much attention to me until she handed me my receipt. Then, she did a double take...lol. I wonder what goes through people's minds when they see a chick with a black eye?

I'm meeting my mom for a quick lunch today. This should be a fun conversation.

Dave Lane
09-10-2007, 10:40 AM
The light is bright, so it doesn't look as bad in this picture.


I told you once woman!

Jilly
09-10-2007, 10:48 AM
so does your shin hurt too? I hear pirates can get pretty angry....

(digler, is that the joke you were looking for?)

Lzen
09-10-2007, 10:50 AM
Yes. Lesson learned. No shots next year.

Eh, it was my own stupidity. You didn't force me to drink those.

Bowser
09-10-2007, 10:55 AM
Eh, it was my own stupidity. You didn't force me to drink those.

No that was my fault, holding your arm behind you screaming DRINK IT, PUSSY!!!!!!

Calcountry
09-10-2007, 11:10 AM
Yeah. I hope I wasn't too annoying. Or an inconvenience.So what you're saying is, you can't hold your liquor?

luv
09-10-2007, 11:11 AM
So what you're saying is, you can't hold your liquor?
I think I held it just fine. None of it came back up.

TinyEvel
09-11-2007, 01:30 AM
That's just an occasional outcome of TinyE's "Strap her, tap her and slap her" move. PBJ

luv
09-11-2007, 01:35 AM
That's just an occasional outcome of TinyE's "Strap her, tap her and slap her" move. PBJ
Not the donkey punch and Tony Danza?

J Diddy
09-11-2007, 01:37 AM
what do you tell luv with a blackeye

nothing shes already been told once

luv
09-11-2007, 01:40 AM
what do you tell luv with a blackeye

nothing shes already been told once
Heh. How many chicks do you know that can give themselves a black eye and a bloody nose?

J Diddy
09-11-2007, 01:42 AM
Heh. How many chicks do you know that can give themselves a black eye and a bloody nose?

Just some really drunk ones who wereprobably aiming at me

luv
09-11-2007, 01:46 AM
Just some really drunk ones who wereprobably aiming at me
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4206127&postcount=128

The picture in this post shows it better. Only it's a deep, bergundy red now.