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ZepSinger
09-09-2007, 10:26 PM
Britney at the VMA awards (http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a43_1189391159)

Man. This is pretty painful to watch. She's out of shape, out of practice, and even has trouble lip-synching. Wow.

Z

KurtCobain
09-09-2007, 10:27 PM
My thoughts exactly. The whole show sucked. Britney was pathetic though. I didn't except any more out of her though.

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-09-2007, 10:28 PM
That was like watching Apollo Creed fight Drago.

I just threw in the damned towel at :38

Count Zarth
09-09-2007, 10:28 PM
Still hot. Slutty, dirty, ****y ****y hot.

Deberg_1990
09-09-2007, 10:30 PM
out of shape?? Looks pretty good to me for a mother of two

KurtCobain
09-09-2007, 10:32 PM
out of shape?? Looks pretty good to me for a mother of two

Looks pretty slutty for a mother of two.

Mecca
09-09-2007, 10:32 PM
If that's out of shape I'd like to see what kinda women you get.....

I like how a guy who's probably fat himself or married to a fat chick thinks that's out of shape.

ZepSinger
09-09-2007, 10:33 PM
out of shape?? Looks pretty good to me for a mother of two

Maybe so, but a mother of two shouldn't be up there shakin' it with 3 sq. inches of material covering her nether regions...
:shake:

dtebbe
09-09-2007, 10:34 PM
Dammit! Where's the "I'd hit it twice" jpg when I need it!

You know, the one with the toothless black dude.

DT

Mecca
09-09-2007, 10:34 PM
That's how she makes money....

ChiefaRoo
09-09-2007, 10:35 PM
She reminds me of Steven Seagal when he got all fat and couldn't do the high leg kicks anymore. He just walked around like that spinning his arms in circles and grimacing.

Iowanian
09-09-2007, 10:36 PM
I've seen her look like a pus gutted sow.....but she doesn't look to damn bad for having 2 kids, and squeazed into Lindsay HoLand's coke-days underroos.

percysnow
09-09-2007, 10:36 PM
her performance was horrid, but her ass looked real nice

Bowser
09-09-2007, 10:36 PM
Dammit! Where's the "I'd hit it twice" jpg when I need it!

You know, the one with the toothless black dude.

DT

Free of charge...

Ebolapox
09-09-2007, 10:40 PM
that was a f*cking abortion.

ChiefaRoo
09-09-2007, 10:41 PM
Free of charge...

I thought we were talking about entertainment. Of course, I'd hit it too. :) :)

BWillie
09-09-2007, 10:41 PM
Looking good for a chick of two kids, went through rehab, and whatever else she's been through. You know you'd all rail her. Honestly, she looks alot better than I thought she would. No way you can consider that fat though, she's thick, but she got older. She's not 16 anymore for you ped's. Her performance did suck ass, it was like she was not confident at all. She about fell in the first 5 seconds of the songs, and just looked out of sync the entire thing.

dirk digler
09-09-2007, 10:43 PM
She looks ok for a ****ing trainwreck.

Honestly she needs to give up lip synching for a living, grow the **** up, stop partying, and become a real parent.

BWillie
09-09-2007, 10:45 PM
She looks ok for a ****ing trainwreck.

Honestly she needs to give up lip synching for a living, grow the **** up, stop partying, and become a real parent.

What does her perorming at the MTV music awards have to do with her being a parent?

dirk digler
09-09-2007, 11:00 PM
What does her perorming at the MTV music awards have to do with her being a parent?

It is not about her performance it is about her being trailer trash POS whore who goes out partying every ****ing night, showing everyone her pussy and leaving her kids with a nanny.

Throw in her god awful performance tonight and she is a train wreck and a laughingstock.

HolmeZz
09-09-2007, 11:11 PM
Did anybody see Sarah Silverman's bit? Hilarious.

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=174395

unlurking
09-09-2007, 11:18 PM
Damn, I LOVE Sarah Silverman. That was hilarious.

That crowd was absolutely horrible too. They were afraid to laugh at the Britney jokes.

Cochise
09-09-2007, 11:20 PM
Does she look awful? No.

As good as she used to? Not even close.

BigMeatballDave
09-10-2007, 01:25 AM
Skank

ChiefsFanatic
09-10-2007, 02:15 AM
My thoughts exactly. The whole show sucked.

I thought the Chris Brown dance bit kicked ass.

KurtCobain
09-10-2007, 02:19 AM
I thought the Chris Brown dance bit kicked ass.

awful music

StcChief
09-10-2007, 06:23 AM
Looks pretty slutty for a mother of two.
she looked slutty before two kids.

In other news the sky is blue.

Simply Red
09-10-2007, 06:28 AM
Good performer.
What a talent!

ZepSinger
09-10-2007, 06:31 AM
Good performer.
What a talent!

Well, at least the reviews are encouraging. Fox News calls it a
http://www.foxnews.com/images/root_images/091007_mtv5.jpg

Otter
09-10-2007, 06:42 AM
Almost as painful as watching year 18 of Carl Peterson's 5 year plan.

dirk digler
09-10-2007, 06:51 AM
The reviews are in...it was a total train wreck and most people that watched her are saying she was totally out of shape

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8RIBLGO0&show_article=1


Somewhere, Kevin Federline is laughing. An out-of-shape, out-of-touch Britney Spears delivered what was destined to be the most talked about performance of the MTV Video Music Awardsóbut for all the wrong reasons.

Kicking off the show Sunday night with her new single, "Gimme More," Spears looked bleary and unprepared, much like her recent tabloid exploits on the streets of Los Angeles. She walked through her dance moves with little enthusiasm. She appeared to have forgotten the art of lip-synching. And, perhaps most unforgivable given her once-taut frame, she looked embarrassingly out of shape.

Even the celebrity-studded audience seemed bewildered. 50 Cent looked at Spears with a confused look on his face; Diddy, her new best friend, was expressionless.

Some comeback. Breathlessly hyped by MTV as the evening's most anticipated performance, it became the most shockingly bad of the night. Jive Records might want to push back that Nov. 13 album release date.

The VMAs had better luck with their own reinvention on Sunday. After suffering poor reviews and a decline in ratings over the last few years, MTV moved the show to Las Vegas' Palms Casino, shortened the show from three hours to two, and changed the show's setup to focus more on performances than awards. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, Kanye West, Fall Out Boy and the Foo Fighters each hosted separate suite parties, where much of the show's performances were held.

Thankfully, after Spears' dismal start and an awkward, off-color intro by comedian Sarah Silverman, the show rebounded with several exciting performances. (There was even more drama in the audience: an off- camera fight broke out between Pamela Anderson exes Kid Rock and Tommy Lee, leading Diddy to remark: "It's not just the hip-hop artists that sometimes have a problem.")

Timberlake's suite was packed with revelers, alcohol and eight lingerie-clad stripper types on raised platforms. Before he accepted the Quadruple Threat of the Year award at his suite, the DJ summoned the partygoers to watch the monitor and go crazy if Timberlake won.

He did, they did, and Timberlake said: "I want to challenge MTV to play more videos!" Then he was whisked away by bodyguards and disappeared.

the Talking Can
09-10-2007, 07:06 AM
embarrassing

looked like she was on valium...she was laughing at herself at one point....

Sully
09-10-2007, 07:09 AM
I used to be on the bandwagon, but since she has gone all white trash, all I notice anymore is when I look at her I can't help but be drawn to the fact that her eyes are so far apart she looks alien-like.
Weird, I know, but that's all I see now.

Fire Me Boy!
09-10-2007, 07:48 AM
Terrible. I'd hit it... as often as possible.

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2007, 07:51 AM
Did anybody see Sarah Silverman's bit? Hilarious.

http://www.mtv.com/overdrive/?id=1568788&vid=174395
If Kat won't have me I'll take Sarah. Good lord she's funny... and hot.

ChiTown
09-10-2007, 08:00 AM
Good performer.
What a talent!

"That Barney Rubble, what an actor!"

cadmonkey
09-10-2007, 08:03 AM
I'm sorry, but was this whole show a complete train wreck? I mean, the first 45 minutes of the show only had one award, one performance, and 40 minutes of footage from the pretaped parties up stairs.

If I was at the show I would have been pissed.

ChiTown
09-10-2007, 08:04 AM
I'm sorry, but was this whole show a complete train wreck? I mean, the first 45 minutes of the show only had one award, one performance, and 40 minutes of footage from the pretaped parties up stairs.

If I was at the show I would have been pissed.

I shut it down right after Sarah Silverman's bit. She was OUTSTANDING!

patteeu
09-10-2007, 08:22 AM
out of shape?? Looks pretty good to me for a mother of two

Yeah, no matter how bad anyone thinks the song or the performance was, she's still better to look at than Madonna ever was.

patteeu
09-10-2007, 08:24 AM
She's not 16 anymore for you ped's.

:LOL: Someone had to say it!

boogblaster
09-10-2007, 08:24 AM
It's all in the eyes of the beholder ....

Simply Red
09-10-2007, 08:25 AM
I shut it down right after Sarah Silverman's bit. She was OUTSTANDING!
:)

cadmonkey
09-10-2007, 08:34 AM
I shut it down right after Sarah Silverman's bit. She was OUTSTANDING!


when she made the shaved vagina with her lips, i nearly lost my shit.

ChiTown
09-10-2007, 08:35 AM
:)

I like her typr of humor. Cracks me up.

Sample:

"I dated a Mexican guy for a while. But, I had to end it -- every time we had sex I had diarrhea for, like, a week."

ROFL

Frazod
09-10-2007, 08:45 AM
Does she look awful? No.

As good as she used to? Not even close.

Agreed. But she's a pretty girl with a great rack who does, in fact, look pretty good after having two kids.

ChiTown
09-10-2007, 08:50 AM
Agreed. But she's a pretty girl with a great rack who does, in fact, look pretty good after having two kids.

My wife, at 40 yrs old, looks twice as good as she does, after 3 kids. Plus, she doesn't have a drug and alcohol problem, and keeps a bit more hair on her cooter......

:)

InChiefsHell
09-10-2007, 08:52 AM
I'm so sick of the "formula" orgies that they all seem to do these days. Add that to the un-enthusiastic look on her face, and she looked like a cheap whore working it for a 20.00 payday. Pathetic.

...but I think I'm also just getting old. She should be doing what she can to change her image, this just comes across as desperate..."look at me, I'm still hot!"

Gross... :Lin:

Sure-Oz
09-10-2007, 08:56 AM
Silverman was funny, that crowd sure sucked ass

Orlandochiefsgrl
09-10-2007, 08:58 AM
My wife, at 40 yrs old, looks twice as good as she does, after 3 kids. Plus, she doesn't have a drug and alcohol problem, and keeps a bit more hair on her cooter......

:)




If you bring it up, you need to show pics!!

ChiTown
09-10-2007, 09:16 AM
If you bring it up, you need to show pics!!

Sorry, sweetheart. That's for my viewing pleasure only. :)

Mr. Laz
09-10-2007, 09:49 AM
she looked stone or something

GoHuge
09-10-2007, 10:05 AM
Britney's body language reminded me of some Chiefs players from earlier yesterday. Just broke down and beaten from the get go.

Sarah Silverman was great. My whole staff and I watched all the videos this morning. First pathetic Britney and then Sarah. I don't understand why celebrities can't just laugh at something funny. I laugh at my friend's humiliation every chance I get, as they do mine. Isn't that what real friends are for? To keep your shit in check for you. I know I love my buddies that have kept me leveled out through the years.

stevieray
09-10-2007, 10:06 AM
does this really surprise anyone?

since when has mtv been about music?

The fact that she performs in her panties and bra, with simulated sex back up dancers... and not one reply here geared towards the music..tells all you need to know about the current music industry supplementing the "demand".....

KurtCobain
09-10-2007, 04:50 PM
she looked stone or something

She was higher than me.

trndobrd
09-10-2007, 04:58 PM
I can see why Kanye West was pissed about Britney opening the show.

Crashride
09-10-2007, 05:07 PM
Id still give it to her...its just sex its not like you have marry the chick...although the allowance she gave kfed doesnt ever sound bad

Phobia
09-10-2007, 05:13 PM
She's not hideous. She's just not as hot as she was in her prime, which is why everybody is so disappointed. Well, that and the whole no-talent, no passion thing.

runnercyclist
09-10-2007, 05:16 PM
:clap:

Brittney's back!

Micjones
09-10-2007, 05:20 PM
The standard of beauty thrown around in here is unreal.

She looks better than most women her age who haven't had kids.

HolmeZz
09-10-2007, 05:22 PM
She's a f*cking nutcase. That's why she's not attractive.

runnercyclist
09-10-2007, 05:23 PM
The standard of beauty thrown around in here is unreal.

She looks better than most women her age who haven't had kids.

Don't kid yourself, every one of these fools would be all over that.

the Talking Can
09-10-2007, 05:25 PM
who cares what she looks like?

she was "dancing" around like she had just taken part in a valium eating contest and won...someone around here has to say "no" you can't do this....

Micjones
09-10-2007, 05:27 PM
Don't kid yourself, every one of these fools would be all over that.

I have no doubt in my mind.

Now if you want to critique her performance...go right ahead.
She looked stiff and completely out of sorts.

But... She never had much talent to begin with.
:shrug:

Fruit Ninja
09-10-2007, 05:30 PM
Don't kid yourself, every one of these fools would be all over that.
Yep, knowing who she is or not. If they had a chance and knew they wouldn't get busted if they had significant others, 85 percent of all men would probably do it.

One thing i learned is that on the internet every guy has the best looking chicks already. *shrug*

Micjones
09-10-2007, 05:42 PM
One thing i learned is that on the internet every guy has the best looking chicks already. *shrug*

*Laughing*

Indeed.

HolmeZz
09-10-2007, 07:16 PM
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runnercyclist
09-10-2007, 07:18 PM
I think she was hotter in the first video

El Jefe
09-10-2007, 07:33 PM
That was like watching Apollo Creed fight Drago.

I just threw in the damned towel at :38


LMAO.............Awesome

ZepSinger
09-10-2007, 08:01 PM
I loved this line from a critic on the Britney appearance...

'But the big story of the night Iím afraid is going to be the bombing of Britney. Not only has she lost the eye of the tiger, I think she might have eaten it.'

ROFL

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-10-2007, 08:04 PM
Don't kid yourself, every one of these fools would be all over that.
I won't even pretend I wouldn't.

InChiefsHell
09-10-2007, 09:00 PM
I can see why Kanye West was pissed about Britney opening the show.

Why the **** would anyone give two shits what Kanye West thinks??

Phobia
09-10-2007, 09:04 PM
Why the **** would anyone give two shits what Kanye West thinks??

I still don't have any idea who Kayne West is.

88TG88
09-10-2007, 09:13 PM
Why the **** would anyone give two shits what Kanye West thinks??
:hail:

listopencil
09-10-2007, 10:24 PM
She never was a very good singer but she used to be a much better dancer than that. Lame.

Guru
09-10-2007, 10:34 PM
That was like watching Apollo Creed fight Drago.

I just threw in the damned towel at :38

I think I made to :55.

God that was horrible.

listopencil
09-10-2007, 11:34 PM
I think I made to :55.

God that was horrible.

I made farther than that but I dozed off so I guess it doesn't count.

Ari Chi3fs
09-10-2007, 11:40 PM
Almost as painful as watching year 18 of Carl Peterson's 5 year plan.


nothing is that painful... except evil killer clowns.


http://halloween.necrobones.com/makaabe/killer_clown_e.jpg

TinyEvel
09-11-2007, 12:38 AM
NO energy. Like it was allshe could do to remembe the moves. And when you factor in that she wasn;t even really singing. PATHETIC!

Phil's wife has better moves.
I have better moves.

BASH PROVEN

She should have at least done the worm. PBJ

Guru
09-11-2007, 12:43 AM
NO energy. Like it was allshe could do to remembe the moves. And when you factor in that she wasn;t even really singing. PATHETIC!

Phil's wife has better moves.
I have better moves.

BASH PROVEN

She should have at least done the worm. PBJ
Toe touch.

TinyEvel
09-11-2007, 12:56 AM
Toe touch.


Man, WTF!!!


A guy does ONE TOE TOUCH at a PEP RALLY and he's suddenly ghey??!!!


PBJ

Guru
09-11-2007, 01:02 AM
Man, WTF!!!


A guy does ONE TOE TOUCH at a PEP RALLY and he's suddenly ghey??!!!


PBJ

Ready... OKAY!!!! ROFL

ARROW2
09-11-2007, 05:06 AM
Sorry ass performance but I'd still hit it......She didn't look too bad considering the kids.

Otter
09-11-2007, 05:20 AM
You guys do realize your debating over how good a Britney Spears performance on MTV was...right!?!?!

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-11-2007, 10:58 AM
Sarah Silverman is apparently a prophet

As if the train wreck slut needed even more attention:

NSFW

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2863&photo_key=4239

memyselfI
09-11-2007, 06:13 PM
Sarah Silverman is apparently a prophet

As if the train wreck slut needed even more attention:

NSFW

http://www.wwtdd.com/photo.phtml?post_key=2863&photo_key=4239

I actually felt kind of sorry for her until I heard about 'Britany bald part III'. Watching her on the MTV clip it's so apparant there is a woman searching for herself and trying to use her tried and true old way in an attempt to find it...

completely in denial of the fact that she's no longer her old self in ways that anyone outside herself can see. I thought she was getting a bad rap for being 'fat'* but certainly deserved the criticism for being unprepared and unprofessional on stage.

But now, after this series of bald crotch shots, I think she deserves each and every insult, criticism, and slam that has come her way and even more. She is completely out of control and needs to be in an institution getting serious psychiatric help and not encouraged to perform in any way.

Any entity in Hollywood or in the music biz who gives this girl the time of day should lose their job and should be considered an accomplice to suicide...hers.

FWIW, it's not even fun to giggle about her anymore. She's taken the sport completely out of it. Made herself too pitiful...

*I do agree she is not in shape to wear that particular attire in front of millions of people on tv. But compared to the average size 14 American woman, she's not fat.