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cookster50
09-12-2007, 08:31 AM
Hope I don't butcher this too much...


A Chiefs fan goes to a sports bar with his cat. Both are dressed all up in Chiefs gear, including the cat. The guy asks the bartender if it is all ok to watch the Chiefs game at the bar with his cat. They've been watching games together for 10 years now and the cat really enjoys the games. The bartender says it is ok and the fans go sit down to watch the game.
Finally in the second quarter of the game the Chiefs score a field goal. The cat goes ballistic, running up and down the length of the bar giving everyone high fives. The bartender goes up to the Chiefs fan and says "That sure is a special cat you have there. What does he do when the Chiefs score a touchdown?" The Chiefs fan says "I don't know, the Chiefs haven't scored a touchdown in 10 years."

Mr. Arrowhead
09-12-2007, 08:35 AM
ok that wasnt funny

Rooster
09-12-2007, 08:37 AM
I'm not sure you told it right. I'm sure the ending had something to do with 9 lives instead of 10 years.

I don't know though. It hurt my feelings either way. :)

Dartgod
09-12-2007, 08:55 AM
That would be pretty funny if the Chiefs hadn't fielded an offense fairly recently that was tops in the NFL.






Check that. It wouldn't be funny then either.

StcChief
09-12-2007, 09:13 AM
Stupid.

Skip Towne
09-12-2007, 09:28 AM
:shrug:

BIG_DADDY
09-12-2007, 10:09 AM
LMAO, change it to two years.

boogblaster
09-12-2007, 10:16 AM
Maybe the next 10 years ???

KC-TBB
09-12-2007, 10:17 AM
We gonna be a scoring machine...I expect at least 1 touchdown before midseason.

ENDelt260
09-12-2007, 10:25 AM
How the conversation should've gone...

Wife: "I heard a joke today."
damark [stops self from rolling eyes]: "Oh yeah? Do share."
Wife: "Well, this Chiefs fan--"
damark [interrupting]: "Oh, that's so cute! Now, go make me dinner."

BIG_DADDY
09-12-2007, 10:29 AM
Maybe the next 10 years ???

As long as Herm stays. Thank god he fixed our offense.

gblowfish
09-12-2007, 10:40 AM
I've seen that cat before....

FAX
09-12-2007, 10:41 AM
How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

FAX

Dartgod
09-12-2007, 10:46 AM
I've seen that cat before....
That was 2003. This is the same cat after watching the 2007 offense.

Simply Red
09-12-2007, 10:46 AM
As long as Herm stays. Thank god he fixed our offense.
WooWoo

Planetman
09-12-2007, 10:49 AM
How many Herms does it take to change a lightbulb?

FAX
Five.

One to climb the ladder and hold the bulb and the other four pick up the ladder and turn it in circles.

FAX
09-12-2007, 10:52 AM
Five.

One to climb the ladder and hold the bulb and the other four pick up the ladder and turn it in circles.

WRONG!!!!

FAX

BIG_DADDY
09-12-2007, 10:53 AM
That was 2003. This is the same cat after watching the 2007 offense.
LMAO

Planetman
09-12-2007, 10:54 AM
WRONG!!!!

FAX
Damnit!!! :cuss:

FAX
09-12-2007, 10:55 AM
Damnit!!! :cuss:

Give up?

FAX

Planetman
09-12-2007, 10:59 AM
Give up?

FAX
Ummm ... yeah ... damnit

Wile_E_Coyote
09-12-2007, 11:00 AM
For one thing, no pussy can set through a Chiefs game. Let alone a 1-1 ratio

FAX
09-12-2007, 11:02 AM
Ummm ... yeah ... damnit

Three.

One to check the lightbulb. One to say, "It's okaaaaaay!". And one to change it anyway.

FAX

fan4ever
09-12-2007, 11:16 AM
Three.

One to check the lightbulb. One to say, "It's okaaaaaay!". And one to change it anyway.

FAX

I thought the answer would be zero. He'd rather just be in the dark.

Planetman
09-12-2007, 11:17 AM
Three.

One to check the lightbulb. One to say, "It's okaaaaaay!". And one to change it anyway.

FAX
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/5681/rimshotly5.gif

cookster50
09-12-2007, 11:17 AM
How the conversation should've gone...

Wife: "I heard a joke today."
damark [stops self from rolling eyes]: "Oh yeah? Do share."
Wife: "Well, this Chiefs fan--"
damark [interrupting]: "Oh, that's so cute! Now, go make me dinner."


You forgot the:
damark slaps the wife silly

Fire Me Boy!
09-12-2007, 11:24 AM
How the conversation should've gone...

Wife: "I heard a joke today."
damark [stops self from rolling eyes]: "Oh yeah? Do share."
Wife: "Well, this Chiefs fan--"
damark [interrupting]: "Oh, that's so cute! Now, go make me dinner."
I offer the following amendment to the conversion:

Wife: "I heard a joke today."
damark [stops self from rolling eyes]: "Oh yeah? Do share."
Wife: "Well, this Chiefs fan--"
damark [interrupting]: "Oh, that's so cute! Now, point it up."

FAX
09-12-2007, 11:31 AM
What's the difference between Mr. Skip Towne and Downfield Damon Huard?

FAX

Skip Towne
09-12-2007, 12:22 PM
What's the difference between Mr. Skip Towne and Downfield Damon Huard?

FAX
Watch it, sucker!!

cookster50
09-12-2007, 12:49 PM
What's the difference between Mr. Skip Towne and Downfield Damon Huard?

FAX
Huard loves DISH.

FAX
09-12-2007, 12:52 PM
Huard loves DISH.

WRONG!!!!

Give up?

FAX

Planetman
09-12-2007, 01:26 PM
WRONG!!!!

Give up?

FAX
WE GIVE UP!!! [/All Planeteers]

greg63
09-12-2007, 01:41 PM
...Still waiting on the punch line. :spock:

FAX
09-12-2007, 01:45 PM
...Still waiting on the punch line.

Sorry, Mr. greg63. A little busy here ... motivational posters to make, you know.

What's the difference between Mr. Skip Towne and Downfield Damon Huard?

Mr. Skip Towne still has one good arm.

ROFL

FAX

greg63
09-12-2007, 01:46 PM
Sorry, Mr. greg63. A little busy here ... motivational posters to make, you know.

What's the difference between Mr. Skip Towne and Downfield Damon Huard?

Mr. Skip Towne still has one good arm.

ROFL

FAX


LMAO

FAX
09-12-2007, 02:10 PM
Okay, here's another one.

What does a Japanese lesbian and the Chiefs offense have in common?

FAX

Planetman
09-12-2007, 02:16 PM
WE GIVE UP!!! [/All Planeteers]

Thig Lyfe
09-12-2007, 02:24 PM
Actually, ten years ago was the last time we couldn't score a touchdown.

cookster50
09-12-2007, 02:25 PM
Okay, here's another one.

What does a Japanese lesbian and the Chiefs offense have in common?

FAX


A great tight end????

FAX
09-12-2007, 02:28 PM
A great tight end????

WRONG!!!!

Give up?

FAX

Planetman
09-12-2007, 02:30 PM
WE GIVE UP!!! [/All Planeteers] x 2

FAX
09-12-2007, 02:32 PM
WE GIVE UP!!! [/All Planeteers] x 2

Oops. Sorry, Mr. Planetman. Didn't see that.

What does a Japanese lesbian and the Chiefs offense have in common?

Neither one does dick.

ROFL

FAX

HypnotizedMonkey
09-12-2007, 02:41 PM
i'd kill that cat and take its outfit for my kid.

Planetman
09-12-2007, 02:56 PM
What does a Japanese lesbian and the Chiefs offense have in common?

Neither one does dick.

ROFL

FAX
You have offense, lesbians AND Japanese in the question and you couldn't manage a punchline that had the word, slant, in it? :shake:

Zeke Ziggle
09-12-2007, 03:13 PM
How old is that joke. Not yours Mr Fax but the original one.

ENDelt260
09-12-2007, 08:12 PM
You forgot the:
damark slaps the wife silly
Careful. If you cause an eye to swell shut, it could negatively impact the dinner quality.

ENDelt260
09-12-2007, 08:13 PM
I offer the following amendment to the conversion:

Wife: "I heard a joke today."
damark [stops self from rolling eyes]: "Oh yeah? Do share."
Wife: "Well, this Chiefs fan--"
damark [interrupting]: "Oh, that's so cute! Now, point it up."

I don't even know what that means.

ENDelt260
09-12-2007, 08:14 PM
Oops. Sorry, Mr. Planetman. Didn't see that.

What does a Japanese lesbian and the Chiefs offense have in common?

Neither one does dick.

ROFL

FAX
Where does her being Japanese figure in? Do you always include a red herring in your riddles?

a1na2
09-12-2007, 08:19 PM
We gonna be a scoring machine...I expect at least 1 touchdown before midseason.

Are you buying the beer on that day late in December?

FAX
09-12-2007, 08:33 PM
Where does her being Japanese figure in? Do you always include a red herring in your riddles?

It's like this, Mr. ENDelt260. My first punch line seemed, upon reflection, to be a little racist, so I shortened it somewhat.

FAX

ENDelt260
09-12-2007, 08:48 PM
It's like this, Mr. ENDelt260. My first punch line seemed, upon reflection, to be a little racist, so I shortened it somewhat.

FAX
Understandable. It would be silly to deliver a punchline that's only a little racist. If you're gonna cross that line, might as well go full bore.

greg63
09-26-2007, 02:10 AM
Oops. Sorry, Mr. Planetman. Didn't see that.

What does a Japanese lesbian and the Chiefs offense have in common?

Neither one does dick.

ROFL

FAX

LMAO