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pr_capone
09-12-2007, 03:06 PM
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is"


You've only had to have done it once to count it, and ya only count it once, no matter how many times ya have done it:

* smoke pot- $10
* Did acid -- $5
* Ever had sex at church -- $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
* Had sex for money -- $100
* Ever had sex with a of another nationality -- $20
* Vandalized something -- $20
* Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
* Beat up someone -- $20
* Been jumped -- $10
* Crossed dressed -- $10
* Given money to stripper -- $25
* Been in love with a stripper -- $20
* Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
* Ever drive drunk -- $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
* Used toys while having sex -- $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
* Went skinny dipping -- $5
* Had sex in a pool -- $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
* Cheated on your significant other -- $10
* Masturbated -- $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
* Done oral -- $5
* Got oral -- $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
* Stole something -- $10
* Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
* Made a nasty home video -- $15
* Had a threesome -- $50
* Had sex in the wild ( woods or outdoors) -- $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
* Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
* Went streaking -- $5
* Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
* Been arrested -- $5
* Spent time in jail -- $15
* Played spin the bottle -- $5
* Done something you regret -- $20
* Had sex with your best friend -- $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
* Had anal sex -- $80
* Lied to your mate -- $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

had to bust out the calculator *sigh*

My bar tab is $685 :shake:

Skip Towne
09-12-2007, 03:09 PM
Too much work.

Hydrae
09-12-2007, 03:11 PM
If I added right, $290

allen_kcCard
09-12-2007, 03:11 PM
I'm pretty tame, 125

pr_capone
09-12-2007, 03:14 PM
I'm pretty tame, 125

So you had sex for money then told them it was great when it wasn't?

lol

DaFace
09-12-2007, 03:14 PM
Doing acid is worth less than smoking pot? Either my perceptions are off, or this thing's screwy.

Extra Point
09-12-2007, 03:14 PM
$385

Dicky McElephant
09-12-2007, 03:15 PM
$545

Donger
09-12-2007, 03:16 PM
This is biased toward Catholics.

Saccopoo
09-12-2007, 03:17 PM
$725

allen_kcCard
09-12-2007, 03:19 PM
So you had sex for money then told them it was great when it wasn't?

lol


Nope, someone paid me to do it in a church.




Actually, almost all of the ones I did do were ones that I would want to do if doing them were a choice I could make now knowing what I do today....although I would probably try to do them more.

Mr. Plow
09-12-2007, 03:19 PM
Damn, I was higher than I thought I'd be....$620

Dartgod
09-12-2007, 03:20 PM
$385

Mr. Plow
09-12-2007, 03:20 PM
This is biased toward Catholics.

That might explain my tab.

HemiEd
09-12-2007, 03:21 PM
$705

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 03:22 PM
$835

Jilly
09-12-2007, 03:23 PM
$705..... ah well....

Jilly
09-12-2007, 03:23 PM
so which one of you guys has kissed someone of the same sex??? eh???

Hydrae
09-12-2007, 03:24 PM
If I added right, $290


Wow, I was married to a stripper with an open relationship (cheating doesn't exactly count in that situation) while spending 10+ years in a drug induced haze. But my number is way, way lower than most people around here. You guys are a bunch of pervs! :p

kepp
09-12-2007, 03:24 PM
$310

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 03:25 PM
I'm pretty tame, 125 * Had anal sex -- $80
* Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 * Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25

Mr. Flopnuts
09-12-2007, 03:26 PM
$545



We must have some similar experiences. Me too.

pr_capone
09-12-2007, 03:27 PM
LMFAO @ Redrum

TrebMaxx
09-12-2007, 03:30 PM
$545 - Although most of the charge was applied over 20 years ago. Man, I miss those days! :)

Donger
09-12-2007, 03:30 PM
so which one of you guys has kissed someone of the same sex??? eh???

I have.

allen_kcCard
09-12-2007, 03:30 PM
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Originally Posted by allen_kcCard
I'm pretty tame, 125 * Had anal sex -- $80
* Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 * Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
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It would have been lot more for me with all that Redrum, but since everyone has done your mom i gave myself negative points for doing *it* as well. And the $80 and $20 wouldn't be on my list if s/he wouldn't have caught me by suprise and already had me handcuffed.

Mr. Plow
09-12-2007, 03:30 PM
$835

Out of a possible 1,095, your get 835......you're a man-whore, aren't you?

HemiEd
09-12-2007, 03:32 PM
$705..... ah well....

Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

I figured I had done that at least 35 times.:D

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 03:33 PM
Out of a possible 1,095, your get 835......you're a man-whore, aren't you?


And whats even worse is that those "accomplishments" have all happened between 1995 to 2001.

I've matured since then.

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 03:34 PM
$705..... ah well....


hey not bad!

Molitoth
09-12-2007, 03:34 PM
I went bankrupt after the first option.


$625

KCChiefsMan
09-12-2007, 03:36 PM
$425

Mr. Plow
09-12-2007, 03:37 PM
I've matured since then.


You have?

Dicky McElephant
09-12-2007, 03:39 PM
$545 - Although most of the charge was applied over 20 years ago. Man, I miss those days! :)
That makes three of us with $545.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
09-12-2007, 03:39 PM
34 Rosaries and 107 Acts of Contrition.

Simply Red
09-12-2007, 03:40 PM
370 since last Sunday.

Simply Red
09-12-2007, 03:42 PM
I have.
EEWWW E!

Count Alex's Losses
09-12-2007, 03:43 PM
$40

Choir boy.

tooge
09-12-2007, 03:46 PM
Are cucumbers or miller light bottles considered sex toys?

88TG88
09-12-2007, 03:47 PM
$ 285

I need to start hanging out with strippers

ChiefsCountry
09-12-2007, 03:48 PM
$425

tooge
09-12-2007, 03:50 PM
Are cucumbers or miller light bottles considered sex toys?

If so, $535

stumppy
09-12-2007, 03:52 PM
Guess I've been a bad bad boy. But it's been fun......most of the time.

$980

ChiTown
09-12-2007, 03:55 PM
$770 worth of fun :)

Valiant
09-12-2007, 03:57 PM
Tally it up and Title it..."My Bar Tab Is"


You've only had to have done it once to count it, and ya only count it once, no matter how many times ya have done it:

* smoke pot- $10
* Did acid -- $5
* Ever had sex at church -- $25
* Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40
* Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
* Had sex for money -- $100
* Ever had sex with a of another nationality -- $20
* Vandalized something -- $20
* Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
* Beat up someone -- $20
* Been jumped -- $10
* Crossed dressed -- $10
* Given money to stripper -- $25
* Been in love with a stripper -- $20
* Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
* Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
* Ever drive drunk -- $20
* Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
* Used toys while having sex -- $30
* Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
* Went skinny dipping -- $5
* Had sex in a pool -- $20
* Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
* Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
* Cheated on your significant other -- $10
* Masturbated -- $10
* Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20
* Done oral -- $5
* Got oral -- $5
* Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
* Stole something -- $10
* Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
* Made a nasty home video -- $15
* Had a threesome -- $50
* Had sex in the wild ( woods or outdoors) -- $20
* Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
* Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
* Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
* Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
* Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
* Went streaking -- $5
* Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
* Been arrested -- $5
* Spent time in jail -- $15
* Played spin the bottle -- $5
* Done something you regret -- $20
* Had sex with your best friend -- $20
* Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
* Had anal sex -- $80
* Lied to your mate -- $5
* Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25

had to bust out the calculator *sigh*

My bar tab is $685 :shake:

How did myspace spam get on here as a thread???

And 660

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 04:06 PM
$40

Choir boy.


You had sex with a choir boy twice?!!??!

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 04:08 PM
$40

Choir boy.


You cant count masturbation more than once...otherwise you'd have to resort to better articles to pay for your addiction

StcChief
09-12-2007, 04:08 PM
not to wild $560

Phobia
09-12-2007, 04:12 PM
I've never done any of those things.

Count Alex's Losses
09-12-2007, 04:12 PM
You cant count masturbation more than once...otherwise you'd have to resort to better articles to pay for your addiction

I didn't. I stole something once. And I once did something I now regret. That adds up to $40.

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 04:14 PM
I didn't. I stole something once. And I once did something I now regret. That adds up to $40.


You have never done anything else on that list?!?!?


Youve never been to a strip joint?

Redrum_69
09-12-2007, 04:16 PM
I've never done any of those things.


SHIT!

you were in the Marines

I bet you have at least a $900


and nzoner...just wait til he posts...I bet hes at least that high

Count Alex's Losses
09-12-2007, 04:17 PM
You have never done anything else on that list?!?!?


Youve never been to a strip joint?

Nope. Strip joints are nasty, too.

HemiEd
09-12-2007, 04:17 PM
$40

Choir boy.

No experience, live in a bubble.

88TG88
09-12-2007, 04:23 PM
How did myspace spam get on here as a thread???

And 660
hahahahha these are the chain letters 13 yr old girls send to their BFFs

'Hamas' Jenkins
09-12-2007, 05:26 PM
$415

crazycoffey
09-12-2007, 05:37 PM
I've never done any of those things.


I thought there was a story about you streaking.....

Lie about your bar tab = +$200




I got 630, btw.... Just glad I'm not the worst of you.

crazycoffey
09-12-2007, 05:39 PM
oh wait, was the sex for money questioned designed to be just for the recievers of money or are the payers of money for sex supposed to be included.

I've been to europe....

Adept Havelock
09-12-2007, 05:51 PM
$765

:redface:

OctoberFart
09-12-2007, 05:56 PM
625 dollars

Mr. Flopnuts
09-12-2007, 05:57 PM
625 dollars



You can't combine acts. You only get charged 1 time. The homo tab doesn't equal that much so you're exaggerating.

OctoberFart
09-12-2007, 06:02 PM
You can't combine acts. You only get charged 1 time. The homo tab doesn't equal that much so you're exaggerating.
Huh?

BIG_DADDY
09-12-2007, 06:12 PM
$725

Phobia
09-12-2007, 06:16 PM
$695 - I'm not really into men like Stumppy.

MichaelH
09-12-2007, 06:21 PM
Only $525!

Dave Lane
09-12-2007, 06:21 PM
$760

Dunit35
09-12-2007, 06:40 PM
370.

Buehler445
09-12-2007, 06:51 PM
$40

Choir boy.

GOOD LORD. I thought I was bad for getting $265

stumppy
09-12-2007, 07:01 PM
$695 - I'm not really into men like Stumppy.


Excuse me ????

Anything relating to anything about the same sex was one of the few that I couldn't count.




And I'm not curious either. So quit sending me the nasty PM's.

Spott
09-12-2007, 07:05 PM
I had sex with a stripper at a church while I was on acid, does that count as 1 thing?

My tab is 445 dollars. I'm wondering if there is someone on here that hasn't done something they regret.

Frazod
09-12-2007, 07:07 PM
$635.

Damn. :evil:

Spott
09-12-2007, 07:09 PM
And I once did something I now regret.

Once?