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Phobia
09-13-2007, 08:26 PM
I rather expect this message on gameday, perhaps even during peak times during the week.

8:00 AM on Tuesday is not a peak time. 9:15 on Thursday is not peak. 2:00 PM Wednesday is not peak.

Logical
09-13-2007, 08:27 PM
I rather expect this message on gameday, perhaps even during peak times during the week.

8:00 AM on Tuesday is not a peak time. 9:15 on Thursday is not peak. 2:00 PM Wednesday is not peak.Well bye bye more database.:cuss:

Ari Chi3fs
09-13-2007, 08:28 PM
2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 Repost.

JazzzLovr
09-13-2007, 08:30 PM
I rather expect this message on gameday, perhaps even during peak times during the week.

8:00 AM on Tuesday is not a peak time. 9:15 on Thursday is not peak. 2:00 PM Wednesday is not peak.

Geez, you're such a whiner. Why don't YOU try being an admin for a while?


:D

Darkwolfe
09-13-2007, 08:44 PM
Just got this little gem:

There seems to have been a slight problem with the ChiefsPlanet database.
Please try again by pressing the refresh button in your browser.

An E-Mail has been dispatched to our Technical Staff, who you can also contact if the problem persists.

We apologise for any inconvenience.

morphius
09-13-2007, 08:45 PM
I rebooted the server...

In the future please email us when you see the alarms so that we know to look.

Darkwolfe
09-13-2007, 08:47 PM
I rebooted the server...

Rebooted or just hauled off and kicked the howling heck out of it?

morphius
09-13-2007, 08:50 PM
Rebooted or just hauled off and kicked the howling heck out of it?
If I could only get my hands on the machine...

Douche Baggins
09-13-2007, 08:51 PM
Warpaint server rock solid!

Dr. Facebook Fever
09-13-2007, 08:52 PM
I was trying to vote but the server was busy. That makes 3 tonight.

morphius
09-13-2007, 08:56 PM
Warpaint server rock solid!
Well it does run on Athens shit, and since it comes from his ass, mouth and finger tips it has more then enough power. Of course running software that was designed to run on machines built in 1996 probably doesn't hurt.

Ebolapox
09-13-2007, 09:05 PM
Warpaint server rock solid!

wow, you have bandwidth for twenty people, nineteen of which are aliases of nick athan.

impressive.

Phobia
09-13-2007, 09:08 PM
Warpaint server rock solid!
Rock solid and rock slow.

Deberg_1990
09-13-2007, 09:08 PM
Athans C*ck rock solid!

FYP

Coach
09-13-2007, 09:10 PM
Most of the time the server gets busy on me during the Chiefs game.

Every other times are whenever there is a big breaking news or something revelence to the Chiefs.

Skip Towne
09-13-2007, 09:19 PM
This place runs great most of the time. Gamedays are slow. Since it is Kyle's board and we are all free gratis guests of his, I think anyone with complaints should Go F'ck Themselves. You are free to start your own board.

Fruit Ninja
09-13-2007, 09:26 PM
This place runs great most of the time. Gamedays are slow. Since it is Kyle's board and we are all free gratis guests of his, I think anyone with complaints should Go F'ck Themselves. You are free to start your own board. Well, i wouldnt try to go all negative like your post is. He could at least post a poll saying would you all donate to have this fixed. I think people would be willing to donate to keep this site running a bit faster.

morphius
09-13-2007, 09:28 PM
I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

Frazod
09-13-2007, 09:28 PM
Well, i wouldnt try to go all negative like your post is. He could at least post a poll saying would you all donate to have this fixed. I think people would be willing to donate to keep this site running a bit faster.

Some of us have, several times. It's probably time to do it again.

morphius
09-13-2007, 11:57 PM
Intersesting

FAX
09-13-2007, 11:58 PM
I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

ROFL

FAX

DaFace
09-13-2007, 11:58 PM
I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

I'd say that it did, indeed, slow things down for a bit.

stumppy
09-13-2007, 11:59 PM
Intersesting


Uh, let's not try that again.
ROFL

Guru
09-13-2007, 11:59 PM
I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.
Famous last words.

Redcoats58
09-13-2007, 11:59 PM
I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.
Seems to be haulin ass now.

morphius
09-14-2007, 12:00 AM
Uh, let's not try that again.
ROFL
I actually might, but next time I'm going to umm, do somethings first. hehe.

stumppy
09-14-2007, 12:02 AM
Famous last words.


All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL

Guru
09-14-2007, 12:03 AM
All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL


Must have found the Oracle.

Frazod
09-14-2007, 12:04 AM
I'm trying something, I don't have a lot of hopes that it will help, but it may slow down things for a bit.

I guess this is the IT geek equivalent of a redneck yelling "Hey y'all, watch this!" :)

morphius
09-14-2007, 12:05 AM
All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL
ROFL!

bastard!

Frazod
09-14-2007, 12:06 AM
All I remember was morphius saying " Hey yall, watch this".

ROFL

Dammit! :cuss:

Douche Baggins
09-14-2007, 12:06 AM
I have a mental image of morphius standing in the corner of a dark room, sweating, with a cigarette burning in his mouth, his hand on a switch.

"HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS."

*CHUNK*

http://hotyb.ytmnd.com/

Guru
09-14-2007, 12:07 AM
They went to plaid.

morphius
09-14-2007, 12:07 AM
Well, what I did ended up taking up all the disk space, which created a slight, umm, issue.

stumppy
09-14-2007, 12:11 AM
If you pull another one of those "watch this" one of us is going to knock out your good eatin tooth.:D

DaFace
09-14-2007, 12:12 AM
So what did you do that turned on the "5 viewing" gizmo on the subforums?

Guru
09-14-2007, 12:12 AM
Well, what I did ended up taking up all the disk space, which created a slight, umm, issue.
Evil MOD Morphius, the Planet Dictator in his own mind.

morphius
09-14-2007, 12:15 AM
So what did you do that turned on the "5 viewing" gizmo on the subforums?
hmmm, yes, apparently that was a side effect of fixing the database.

stumppy
09-14-2007, 12:18 AM
Weird.
If you click on the '2007 long year' thread by Halfcan you get the 'Database error' page.

morphius
09-14-2007, 12:25 AM
I guess this is the IT geek equivalent of a redneck yelling "Hey y'all, watch this!" :)
And for my next trick...

http://www.entertainmentrights.com/uploads/image_bank/asset_1682_hl.jpg

Simplex3
09-14-2007, 06:42 AM
Dammit! :cuss:
:shake:

Beaten to the punch by STUMPPY. STUMPPY, man.

:shake:

Bill Parcells
09-14-2007, 06:44 AM
hmmm, yes, apparently that was a side effect of fixing the database.
morphius is the official press secretary for ChiefsPlanet.

Forward all your complaints and concerns to him.

morphius@Chiefsplanet.com



LMAO

Simply Red
09-14-2007, 06:45 AM
I absolutely love this thread!

Undertaker #59
09-14-2007, 06:48 AM
Well...

You can't just look at peak times for Chiefsplanet any more. You need to consider what is happening in the Patriotsplanet world now. We have been EXTREMELY busy this week with some sort of minor story about cheating or something.

Patriots Planet is down right now.

Simplex3
09-14-2007, 07:01 AM
Patriots Planet is down right now.
It's about time you guys had to suffer too.

;)

Bill Parcells
09-14-2007, 07:02 AM
Well...

You can't just look at peak times for Chiefsplanet any more. You need to consider what is happening in the Patriotsplanet world now. We have been EXTREMELY busy this week with some sort of minor story about cheating or something.

Patriots Planet is down right now.
Another reason for everybody to hate the Patriots. :D

KcMizzou
09-14-2007, 07:04 AM
Another reason for everybody to hate the Patriots. :D
I figured it was their fault one way or another.

Undertaker #59
09-14-2007, 07:05 AM
Yeah, you can blame everything on us now.

Extra Point
09-14-2007, 07:18 AM
That can be attributed to operator error:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qbqra7kRXbk"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qbqra7kRXbk" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

morphius
09-14-2007, 07:20 AM
Yeah, you can blame everything on us now.
I sent you a PM with a possible fix, let me know how it works out...

Undertaker #59
09-14-2007, 07:20 AM
I replied. No go. :(

stumppy
09-14-2007, 07:26 AM
:shake:

Beaten to the punch by STUMPPY. STUMPPY, man.

:shake:


There's been a lot of guys utter those exact words on there wedding night.

morphius
09-14-2007, 07:30 AM
I replied. No go. :(
Oh bother, it was something simple. It is fixed now. Don't bother with the repair.

Undertaker #59
09-14-2007, 07:34 AM
Thanks man.

Undertaker #59
09-14-2007, 07:47 AM
Still have all kinds of SQL problems. Sent you some more PMs.

dirk digler
09-14-2007, 07:59 AM
I just got the server is busy message

morphius
09-14-2007, 08:00 AM
Still have all kinds of SQL problems. Sent you some more PMs.
Same thing we were getting, you should have the fix in PM's.

morphius
(just keeping it public so that the pats people know what we are working on it)

Planetman
09-14-2007, 08:02 AM
I just got the server is busy message
Ditto. Let's blame morphius. :D

Undertaker #59
09-14-2007, 08:03 AM
Still no go.

Valiant
09-14-2007, 08:26 AM
Slow again this morning...

FAX
09-14-2007, 08:28 AM
Slow again this morning...

Well, hell!

Let's slam the dang thing against the wall again.

FAX

Planetman
09-14-2007, 08:33 AM
Well, hell!

Let's slam the dang thing against the wall again.

FAX
Shouldn't we hit it with a hammer first?

Stinger
09-14-2007, 08:34 AM
....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/stinger871/Chief%20Planet/motivator3102158.jpg

OnTheWarpath58
09-14-2007, 08:54 AM
I've gotten the server busy message 10 times this morning.....no exaggeration.

:banghead:

PastorMikH
09-14-2007, 08:57 AM
The server busy messege is REALLY IRRITATING when I've written out a thought in a post, send it, get the message, and lose everything I've typed. There have been several times this week when I've decided not to comment because I didn't want to spend several minutes writing a post only to lose everything when I click post. Shoot, for that matter I have actually not bothered with the planet this week for the same reason.


I'm not sure as to an exact number, but I do know I've seen the server busy page a lot.

Planetman
09-14-2007, 08:59 AM
The server busy messege is REALLY IRRITATING when I've written out a thought in a post, send it, get the message, and lose everything I've typed. There have been several times this week when I've decided not to comment because I didn't want to spend several minutes writing a post only to lose everything when I click post. Shoot, for that matter I have actually not bothered with the planet this week for the same reason.


I'm not sure as to an exact number, but I do know I've seen the server busy page a lot.
Always highlight copy your post prior to hitting Submit. Problem solved (kinda). :)

DaFace
09-14-2007, 08:59 AM
Seems like PatriotsPlanet is dragging us down. :(

morphius
09-14-2007, 08:59 AM
The server busy messege is REALLY IRRITATING when I've written out a thought in a post, send it, get the message, and lose everything I've typed. There have been several times this week when I've decided not to comment because I didn't want to spend several minutes writing a post only to lose everything when I click post. Shoot, for that matter I have actually not bothered with the planet this week for the same reason.


I'm not sure as to an exact number, but I do know I've seen the server busy page a lot.
do you try a refresh?

Bill Parcells
09-14-2007, 09:02 AM
do you try a refresh?
I've had no problems this morning at all, good job! :thumb:

PastorMikH
09-14-2007, 09:05 AM
do you try a refresh?


Did I try Refresh??? You think I just started posting around here??? I know to hit refresh when that happens!!!

:):)


Yeah, that used to work along with just going back a page and reposting, but for some reason neither has worked for me in the last week. It's happened on multiple computers for me too.

PastorMikH
09-14-2007, 09:06 AM
Always highlight copy your post prior to hitting Submit. Problem solved (kinda). :)


I remember a time when a person really needed to type out a response in Word then past it in the post reply page just in case...

boogblaster
09-14-2007, 09:06 AM
Working here ...last night I went to the server-down site it wouldn't let Boog in said it hadn't heard of Boog...I was beaten-down ..cried all night ...

PastorMikH
09-14-2007, 09:07 AM
Say Morph, are you guys still locking down the server to unregistered guests on game day? Fobia used to do that with some success.

FAX
09-14-2007, 09:08 AM
Did I try Refresh??? You think I just started posting around here??? I know to hit refresh when that happens!!!

:):)

Yeah, that used to work along with just going back a page and I have nothing to adding, but for some reason neither has worked for me in the last week. It's happened on multiple computers for me too.

I understand your frustration, Mr. PastorMikH.

But, did you try a refresh?

FAX

PastorMikH
09-14-2007, 09:10 AM
I understand your frustration, Mr. PastorMikH.

But, did you try a refresh?

FAX


Gee, thanks! I'll give that a try GoChiefs Jr!

penguinz
09-14-2007, 09:18 AM
We need an alternate forums we can use for when this place is down. or we just need the site to be hosted on a real server.

KcMizzou
09-14-2007, 09:22 AM
We need an alternate forums we can use for when this place is down. or we just need the site to be hosted on a real server.We've been known to invade the Mane when the Planet was down for an extended time.

Mr. Plow
09-14-2007, 09:29 AM
Rock solid and rock slow.

Quick like a dog running on 4 broken legs and tied to a tree.

penguinz
09-14-2007, 04:04 PM
It died again.

OnTheWarpath58
09-14-2007, 04:06 PM
It died again.

Yep, for about 3-5 minutes.

AustinChief
09-14-2007, 05:28 PM
The outages are my fault, i'm working on things behind the scenes

I'll keep you posted

dj56dt58
09-14-2007, 05:42 PM
it only seems to happen on certain posts...I can get into some posts fine and others never let me in

Basileus777
09-14-2007, 05:44 PM
it only seems to happen on certain posts...I can get into some posts fine and others never let me in

It seems that any thread made made during certain time period doesn't work.

luv
09-14-2007, 05:55 PM
The outages are my fault, i'm working on things behind the scenes

I'll keep you posted
Hey! Speaking of keeping us posted....

How was your date?

Simplex3
09-14-2007, 05:55 PM
The outages are my fault, i'm working on things behind the scenes

I'll keep you posted
There's the man.

Simplex3
09-14-2007, 05:56 PM
Hey! Speaking of keeping us posted....

How was your date?
Damnit, let the man concentrate.

Douche Baggins
09-14-2007, 05:57 PM
I can't ****in' click into the thread I posted.

Bwana
09-14-2007, 05:57 PM
Several, but come games days........watch out.

Coach
09-14-2007, 06:53 PM
Several, but come games days........watch out.

Yep.

Mecca
09-14-2007, 06:58 PM
All the threads this Sunday will just be people going off about the loss even though we all expect it, so we won't miss a lot.

Frazod
09-14-2007, 07:23 PM
Seems like PatriotsPlanet is dragging us down. :(
No, but I think they're spying on Morphius. :D

Lzen
09-14-2007, 08:05 PM
We've been known to invade the Mane when the Planet was down for an extended time.

I always feel like I need a shower after hanging out at that place.

KcMizzou
09-14-2007, 08:07 PM
I always feel like I need a shower after hanging out at that place.Yeah, it does make you feel a little dirty.

But, to their credit, they've been good hosts more than once. And I remember one Orange Mange refugee camp thread here a while back.

Lzen
09-14-2007, 08:10 PM
Yeah, it does make you feel a little dirty.

But, to their credit, they've been good hosts more than once. And I remember one Orange Mange refugee camp thread here a while back.

As much as I like to joke about it, I'll admit that there are a few decent donk fans.

Phobia
09-14-2007, 08:13 PM
I always feel like I need a shower after hanging out at that place.

Me too. But I never take one. I have a phobia of voyeuer cameras.

Logical
09-14-2007, 08:17 PM
Say Morph, are you guys still locking down the server to unregistered guests on game day? Fobia used to do that with some success.Actually I never got one message on game day, all of them have been later this week. Maybe the Chiefs play drove people away from the Planet.

Lzen
09-14-2007, 08:32 PM
Me too. But I never take one. I have a phobia of voyeuer cameras.

Yeah, cause that's different than streaking through a room full of strangers.

HemiEd
09-14-2007, 09:23 PM
At least 8 to 10 times, I kept thinking something really big must have happened. But no, it was only the Patriots finally getting caught.