View Full Version : What would your 2008 Kansas City Chiefs Rap song sound like?

09-14-2007, 11:14 PM
In the LJ thread and in the Tank rap thread... I starting thinking.

I would love to hear a song about the Chiefs... in a positive, pump you up, kick some ass kind of song.

So I had a chorus going through my head... don't ask me why, cuz I don't listen to much rap, but for some reason, this fell out of me.

I apologize in advance for this thread.

Ah blow em up! blow em up up [4x]
[ then you see some crunching defensive crunches vid clips on the jumbo tron ]

You know I blow em up up
and Denver blows them all.
Rockin Kansas City as I run run pass & punt the ball.
Please Don't be appalled
cuz Im a balla
& Parking costs
Twenty2 dollas.
KC's offense is really hard to swalla,
So Get Up! Stand Up and everybody HOLLA!

Blow Em Up.
ah, blow em up, Up.
KC Blow em up.
ah, blow em up. Up [crunching tackles.]

Sea of Red, Blow em Up!
Kansas City Blow em up, up!
Lamar Hunt Blow em up
Derrick Thomas Blow em up, up!
Joe Delany Blow em up!
Donnie Edwards Blow em up, up!
Tank Tyler Blow em Up
Jared Allen Blow em Up, Up!

--- How does your KC rap flow like ? --

09-14-2007, 11:22 PM
Week one is over
Week two we kill
Week three at home
Week four we strike the Bolts
Week five we them Cats

09-14-2007, 11:23 PM
A rap song?

Probably like total shit.

09-14-2007, 11:25 PM
Because of how pathetic the team is, something like Karl Rove's rap music.

09-14-2007, 11:25 PM
we Skin them Cats

big nasty kcnut
09-14-2007, 11:46 PM
Kc on the mic
we may have lost the first but we didn't lose our burst
we got the man name turk
and the cheerleader who like to slurp

Remember this only 1 week so don't be like tweet
remember we are the kc chiefs All hail the chiefs

All hail the chiefs
All hail the chiefs

Bitches like the raiders are slow the bolts on riods
denver are weak like cheap ass toys Remember chiefs are number 1 with the cheerleader who like um not dumb remember it chiefs all the time like i bust this rhyme Let all hail the chiefs.

All hail the chiefs
All hail the chiefs

09-15-2007, 12:17 AM
In the LJ thread and in the Tank rap thread... I starting thinking.

You are before me but I believe Tank will do us justice.

I can not sing karaoke and know it.

I believe (but am a fan already) of Tank. He will do Arrowhead justice and it will be shown on the jumbo-tron as well.

What would be better for a team in need?

Make it happen corn man.

09-15-2007, 12:33 AM
You are before me but I believe Tank will do us justice.

alphabetically, I am before most of you bitches. And You wishes you had the flow like me, you see. And the T- A - N - K. all day.

Cuz, He's a tank. Who's rank and stank. Snores so loud he should sleep in a vault in the bank.

I wish my first name was Aaron. Cuz alphabetically you would be staring...at my ass. Me sitting top of the class. your last. im fast, smack you with a blast ...of bad breath.

Cuz I aint brushed my teeth since Redrum's mom left..

09-15-2007, 12:34 AM
There is a reason for that!


09-15-2007, 12:47 AM
Yo, when you come to Arrowhead
Ya end up dead
in the sea of red
It's high noon, and we bringin a gun
We don't play for fun
You better not even try to run
that silly wack pack of a running back ya got
is going down before the line of scrimmage
when you hit a Tank it's like a mirror image
of the Grim Reapor
Your shit is cheaper
Than King Carl on a first round draft pick
Why don't you go suck on this dick

Everybody's bled in the Sea of Red
Everybody's bled in the Sea of Red
Everybody's bled in the Sea of Red

BOOM! here come 27
Blowin ya up like lucky number Slevin
Week Seven, here come 31
Ya'll thought he was done?


09-15-2007, 05:23 AM
Momma said "Knock US out!"

09-15-2007, 09:36 AM
Where my dogs at?

09-15-2007, 09:39 AM
All Rap sucks

09-15-2007, 09:43 AM
wait, it's a kansas city rap song?

about the chiefs?

rappers generally don't rap about depressing sh*t, but this one is the one that comes to mind when I think about this year's edition of the chiefs.

"Suicide Letters"

[1st Verse]

Picture me
In a casket
Never nobody
Knew how long
The pain lasted
Keep my eyes tight
I'm frightened
But I fights like Tyson
When playin' this game of life
I'm losing
Longing to be enlightened
Absorb my mind state
Reduce the crime rate
And take me out
When running toward the Lord
I see 'em fake me
Out shook me
So from church I play hookie
Listen to the words of a brother
The sick stutters
So you better better
Get the get the bags ready
Comes a killer killer
Like Skagnetti
My brains contaminated
Hella rotten
Wasn't me that killed you
Who was it what was it
The effects of the mildew
My brain's wilted
In my eyes the world is a bit tilted
Lord take me away
Before somebody else gets killed
Blood spilled
This is the letter to my homies
I'll be missin'
God told me to behold a pale horse
But I didn't listen
It's hard man
My life is scarred man
I'm losing my mind
So now it's time
Sincerely sign


I just wanna die
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way that I feel
I'm barely hanging on
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way it has to be

[repeat 2x]

[2nd Verse]

I made your life a living hell
With my infidelity
Remember your telling me
All I give a damn about
Is weed stems and melodies
Remember you
Spent 30 minutes in the hospital parking lot
When the blood test read
The baby of another woman was mine
You should've left
Along time ago like Mary J. say
Just let it go like Ray J.
I know your mamma heard
You yelling mayday
Spent my life trying to R-A to the P
You sick of me
Always bein' B to the R-O-K to the E
Now there's nothin'
Else left of me
I was a bum
But you still wanted some
Through the rain, snow and thunder
Foul ups , bleeps and blunders
But no man shall tear asunder
Is what you said
You should've put multi bullets
In my head
When you found that evil
Instinct was a song
Where the events actually went on
This is the letter
To my homie, my friend
Who put up with me for 8
So now to take me
Really quickly is my fate
I'm sorry
For making it hard
I know your scarred
I'm losing my mind
So now it's time
Sincerely sign


I just want to die
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way that I feel
I'm barely hanging on
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way it has to be

[repeat 2x]

[3rd Verse]

I love ya'll
The dynamic duo, my babies
It ain't your fault
That your daddy's crazy
I miss your drumming like me
One day you'll be ruling
I miss you in my face
Daddy, what you doin'
You two are the reason
Why I'm still standing today
But I'm 1600 miles away
And you get my heart sinkin'
When I start thinkin' about you babies
I heavily start drinkin'
On a daily puffin'
I'm seeing my heart
I gots to toughin'
Can't see me leavin' my angels with nothin'
So I keep bussin'
Use my pain for you two
I've gotta come up in the game
So one day you can do the same with yours
Love you galore
And I ain't playin'
makin' me put an end
To this suicidal mind state sayin'


I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way I feel
I'm barely hanging on
I don't want to wake up
I don't wanna cuz
That's the way it has to be

[repeat 2x]

09-15-2007, 09:44 AM
All Rap sucks

Rap is nothing but bad poetry.

09-15-2007, 09:44 AM
Where my dogs at?

some dumbf*ck let them out. the rat bastard

09-15-2007, 09:45 AM
Rap is nothing but bad poetry.

I hear geddy lee came out with a rap album. it's called 'flizzal by nizzal awizzal from hizzal'

09-15-2007, 09:45 AM
Why doesn't Hermy Flav have a song?

09-15-2007, 09:48 AM
My name is Herm, watching my coachin'
will make you squirm.
run run pass punt
when will I ****ing learn?

09-15-2007, 10:00 PM
If NWA were chiefs fans:

Warning - cussing is lightly hidden here. Don't read if easily offended...

N.W.A f&ck Tha Carl Pete Lyrics
Right about now, NWA court is in full effect.
Judge Dre presiding in the case of NWA versus the Carl Pete department.
Prosecuting attorneys are MC Ren, Ice Cube, and Eazy mother f&cking E.
Order, order, order. Ice Cube, take the mother f&cking stand.
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth
and nothing but the truth so help your black ass?
[Ice Cube]
You're goddamn right!
Why don't you tell everybody what the f&ck you gotta say?

[Ice Cube]
f&ck the Carl Pete
Comin’ straight from the underground
Young chief got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so Carl Pete think
They have the authority to kill a minority
f&ck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk mother f&cker with a comb over and a pen
To be beatin’ on, and throw in jail
We could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
f&ckin with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searching my car, looking for the product
Thinking every chief is selling narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Then me and Lorenzo rolling in the Benzo
Beat the Carl Pete outta shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still can't swallow bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a chief down and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a pen they can't get none
But don't let it be a white and a white one
Cause they slam ya down to the street top
white Carl Pete showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any mother f&cker in a zebra uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT, punk Carl Pete are afraid of me
A young chief on a war path
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in LA
Yo Dre, I got something to say

f&ck the Carl Pete (4X)

Example of scene one:
Pull your goddamn ass over right now
[MC Ren]
Ah shit, what the f&ck you pulling me over for?
Cause I feel like it, Just sit your ass on the curb and shut the f&ck up
[MC Ren]
Man, f&ck this shit
Alright smartass, I'm taking your white ass to jail
M. C. Ren, will you please give your testimony to the jury about this f&cked up

[MC Ren]
f&ck the Carl Pete and Ren said it with authority
because the chiefz on the street is a majority.
A gang, is with whoever I'm stepping
and the mother f&cking weapon
is kept in a stash box, for the so-called law
wishing Ren was a chief that they never saw
Lights start flashing behind me
But they're scared of a chief so they mace me to blind me
But that shit don't work, I just laugh
Because it gives em a hint not to step in my path
To the Carl Pete I'm saying f&ck you punk
Reading my rights and shit, it's all junk
Pulling out a silly club, so you stand
With a fake assed comb over and a pen in your hand
But take off the pen so you can see what's up
And we'll go at it punk, I'ma f&ck you up
Make ya think I'm a kick your ass
But drop your gat, and Ren's gonna blast
I'm sneaky as f&ck when it comes to crime
But I'm a smoke em now, and not next time
Smoke any mother f&cker that sweats me
Or any ass hole that threatens me
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope
Takin out a cop or two, they can't cope with me
The mother f&cking villain that's mad
With potential to get bad as f&ck
So I'm a turn it around
Put in my clip, yo, and this is the sound [Bang, Bang]
Ya, something like that, but it all depends on the size of the gat
Taking out a Carl Pete would make my day
But a chief like Ren don't give a f&ck to say

f&ck the Carl Pete (4X)

Yo, man, what you need?
Carl Pete, open now. We have a warrant for Eazy-E's arrest
Get down and put your hands up where I can see em
Just shut the f&ck up and get your muthaf&ckin ass on the floor [Huh]
Yo Eazy-E, why don't you step up to the stand
and tell the jury how you feel about this bullshit

I'm tired of the mother f&cking jacking
Sweating my gang while I'm chilling in the shacking
Shining the light in my face, and for what
Maybe it's because I kick so much butt
I kick ass, or maybe cause I blast
On a stupid assed chief when I'm playing with the trigger
Of any Uzi or an AK Cause the Carl Pete always got something stupid to say
They put up my picture with silence
Cause my identity by itself causes violence
The E with the criminal behavior
Yeah, I'm a gangsta, but still I got flavor
Without a pen and a comb over, what do ya got?
A sucker in a uniform waiting to get shot,
By me, or another chief.
and with a gat it don't matter if he's smarter or bigger
[MC Ren: Size don't mean shit, he's from the old school, fool]
And as you all know, E's here to rule
Whenever I'm rolling, keep looking in the mirror
And there's no cue, yo, so I can hear a
Dumb mother f&cker with a pen
And if I'm rolling off the 8, he'll be the one
That I take out, and then get away
And while I'm driving off laughing
This is what I'll say

f&ck the Carl Pete (4X)

The verdict
The jury has found you guilty of being a redneck,
white bread, chicken shit mother f&cker
Wait, that's a lie. That's a goddamn lie
I want justice! I want justice!
f&ck you, you white mother f&cker

f&ck the Carl Pete (3X)