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Count Zarth
09-16-2007, 11:43 AM
http://marryourdaughter.org/

Hell yes.

MIAdragon
09-16-2007, 11:45 AM
holy crap

Buck
09-16-2007, 11:47 AM
IBTL

Rain Man
09-16-2007, 11:50 AM
The testimonials are pretty powerful.

Is there a way to tell if any of those girls are Mormon? I'm going to have to do some fast talking to my wife to pull this off.

dj56dt58
09-16-2007, 11:51 AM
what
the
****??

RustShack
09-16-2007, 11:51 AM
I wish I had the money.

dj56dt58
09-16-2007, 11:52 AM
It's legal to pimp your daughter out like that? BRB Gotta run out and adopt a 13 year old girl

Fruit Ninja
09-16-2007, 11:54 AM
That has to be a spoof site or someshit.

Or maybe its ru by Shaq t catch pedo's lol

MGRS13
09-16-2007, 11:54 AM
WTF dude those are little KIDS. I hope some one has alerted the authorities. Ther is a 15 year old kid on there. Thats fu##in sick.

chagrin
09-16-2007, 11:55 AM
I have 6,000, maybe I should buy that one gal on there...hot!

DaFace
09-16-2007, 11:56 AM
That has to be a spoof site or someshit.

Or maybe its ru by Shaq t catch pedo's lol

It's fake. I can't find the link, but it's fake.

Rain Man
09-16-2007, 11:58 AM
Monique on Page 5 seems like a real steal for those of you who are in the market for a child bride.

htismaqe
09-16-2007, 11:58 AM
This won't last long.

This is basically the Internet version of betrothal. Take a close look at bride #3 "Kristin J.".

This is most certainly being done against her will.

dj56dt58
09-16-2007, 11:59 AM
WTF dude those are little KIDS. I hope some one has alerted the authorities. Ther is a 15 year old kid on there. Thats fu##in sick.
15? theres 2 or 3 13 yr olds

htismaqe
09-16-2007, 11:59 AM
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2007/09/11/please-dont-marry-our-daughters/

Huffman83
09-16-2007, 12:00 PM
great...now my ****ing I/P address is under government supervision for being a pederass.

banyon
09-16-2007, 12:00 PM
Q: IS YOUR SERVICE LEGAL?
A: Absolutely. Within the United States girls can marry as young as 13 years old with parental permission, and the Bride Price is a custom of long standing, mentioned many times in the Bible, and as such is a protected religious practice. Click HERE for a listing of the age limits and legal requirements in various states. Click HERE for what the Bible says on Bride Price

They need to spend more than 20 bucks and get a lawyer who will tell them that this is a federal crime for the underage girls. 13 is not the federal age that you are allowed to marry since federal law has nothing to do with it. States set their own threshholds (KS is 14).

htismaqe
09-16-2007, 12:02 PM
They need to spend more than 20 bucks and get a lawyer who will tell them that this is a federal crime for the underage girls. 13 is not the federal age that you are allowed to marry since federal law has nothing to do with it. States set their own threshholds (KS is 14).

Take a look at the link I posted. Scary stuff.

banyon
09-16-2007, 12:05 PM
Take a look at the link I posted. Scary stuff.

Good it's a joke.

I don't see any disclaimers laying around though...

DomerNKC
09-16-2007, 12:06 PM
I have 6,000, maybe I should buy that one gal on there...hot!i think she is nothin but trouble....

ENDelt260
09-16-2007, 12:13 PM
Aw, man... technicalvirgin.com is gone?

htismaqe
09-16-2007, 12:17 PM
Aw, man... technicalvirgin.com is gone?

It takes a thread like this to bring END out of the woodwork...

mikey23545
09-16-2007, 12:23 PM
Monique on Page 5 seems like a real steal for those of you who are in the market for a child bride.

I bet she's got a lotta miles on her though.

listopencil
09-16-2007, 12:43 PM
False.

Example: [Collected via e-mail, August 2007]

Is this site real or is an incredible hoax?

marryourdaughter.com

Origins: It's a good bet that when a web site appears on the Internet offering to sell a product or service that seemingly serves no real purpose other than to outrage and inflame the public, it's a hoax. The web site marryourdaughter.com, which purports to offer an "introduction service" that sells off teenage girls as brides to customers who submit suitable proposals and pay the requsted asking price (ranging anywhere from $6,000 to $100,000), neatly fits that pattern.

A few points to ponder to for those wondering whether a site like marryourdaughter.com might be for real:

* Is there really a market in the U.S. for a service that allows parents to offer their teenage girls (some as young as 13) for sale to prospective husbands? Do you know any parents who are anxious to marry their teenage daughter off to a complete stranger, if only they could get a sufficient price in the bargain?

* The site provides no physical address, no mailing address, nor any telephone number for the business, just a few contact e-mail addresses. (In other words, it offers no information that might allow the site's operators to be easily traced, or the existence of the business to be verified.)

* The explanations provided about the service on the site for potential customers and clients are rather cursory:
Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters.

Those who wish to list their Daughters with our site should click on SIGN UP OUR DAUGHTER on our main page for a form to fill out.

Those who wish to propose to a specific Daughter should click on the PROPOSE button on the Daughter’s INFO CARD.
If you were really considering using a service to list your daughter for "sale" or to "purchase" a teenage girl as your marriage partner for tens of thousands of dollars, wouldn't you want to know a little bit more about the process up front than that?

* The marryourdaughter.com web site already had testimonials from "satisfied customers" when it first appeared on the Internet. Where'd they come from? (The testimonials also include such satirically over-the-top comments such as: "Getting out of the trailer park at our age was the best thing that ever happened to us, and it's all thanks to Marry Our Daughter!")

The
giveaway for most outrageous web sites of this nature is that "customers" can't actually buy any of the products or services offered — there's no ordering mechanism on the site, or the products are always "out of stock," or the payment function is broken, or the putative seller has some other contrived explanation as to why orders can't be filled. That trap is nicely skirted on marryourdaughter.com because sales are presumably contingent only upon acceptance of suitable "proposals." (Nonetheless, it would be safe to assume that no submitted proposal would ever be found sufficiently suitable to allow for a completed transaction.)

The site's primary purpose is pretty obviously to pull some legs and yank some chains. And in fact, the site's creator, John Ordover (who has conducted a number of radio interviews in which he pretended to be the site's fictional publicity director, "Roger Mandervan"), has acknowledged that he did indeed set up MarryOurDaughter.com as a parody intended to draw attention to inconsistencies in state marriage laws.

Last updated: 12 September 2007

The URL for this page is http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/marryourdaughter.asp

Chieftain58
09-16-2007, 12:57 PM
Uhmmm, I'm guessing a sting site set up to catch pedophiles

Skip Towne
09-16-2007, 12:58 PM
It takes a thread like this to bring END out of the woodwork...
He came out the other day and abused Crazy Coffee for awhile.

dj56dt58
09-16-2007, 01:02 PM
Uhmmm, I'm guessing a sting site set up to catch pedophiles
can't be..its for marriage not sex

banyon
09-16-2007, 01:06 PM
can't be..its for marriage not sex

Sex is implied. In fact if you don't consummate the marriage, it can be annulled.

DomerNKC
09-16-2007, 01:30 PM
Sex is implied. In fact if you don't consummate the marriage, it can be annulled.what if you don't get enough sex?

banyon
09-16-2007, 01:43 PM
what if you don't get enough sex?

You're only guaranteed 1 shot at it. It's kind of like Justin Medlock.