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L.A. Chieffan
09-20-2007, 12:59 PM
I don't think even Scanlon could stop this runaway freight train. DT's single game sack record is in trouble...Peterson better make sure his helmet is screwed on tight... the beast is gonna be finally unleashed.

penguinz
09-20-2007, 01:07 PM
Dumb

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 01:08 PM
Holcolmb is left handed and can see Allen coming. JA won't get many sacks this week.

RustShack
09-20-2007, 01:08 PM
He will be good, but not DT good. Would be great if he was though!

L.A. Chieffan
09-20-2007, 01:09 PM
Wow, you guys are cool. Very logical argument Skip. However, Holcomb sucks did you think of that?

Rain Man
09-20-2007, 01:10 PM
Allen is 7.5 feet and 480 pounds of rage, mounted on a 4.3 40 chassis. He will be wanted for felonious assault in several NFL cities after their quarterbacks call the police. He's going to get big contract money because we'll go 0-2 without him and 16-0 with him this year.

penguinz
09-20-2007, 01:10 PM
Wow, you guys are cool. Very logical argument Skip. However, Holcomb sucks did you think of that?He does nto suck anymore than the last time he beat the chiefs.

L.A. Chieffan
09-20-2007, 01:11 PM
Allen is 7.5 feet and 480 pounds of rage, mounted on a 4.3 40 chassis. He will be wanted for felonious assault in several NFL cities after their quarterbacks call teh police. He's going to get big contract money because we'll go 0-2 without him and 16-0 with him this year.
Rainman gets the picture. You all have been warned.

L.A. Chieffan
09-20-2007, 01:13 PM
He does nto suck anymore than the last time he beat the chiefs.
Last time he was a backup filling in for injured Losman. This time he has no element of surprise. JA WANTS REVENGE.

talastan
09-20-2007, 01:13 PM
Can't wait to see Allen abusing QB's in the backfield. And blind side or not, it doesn't matter if you can't move out of the pocket quick enough. I also think being able to see that mass of drooling, screaming, attacking DE will cause you more mental errors; because you see him coming each time (Fear Factor). Hali should have a great day Sunday.

KCCHIEFS27
09-20-2007, 05:22 PM
Uhh, Kelly Holcomb is right handed. I think Allen will get 2 or 3 sacks this game with atleast one forced fumble. He will really jumpstart this defense even more with his energy and leadership.

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 05:27 PM
Wow, you guys are cool. Very logical argument Skip. However, Holcomb sucks did you think of that?
He didn't suck much the last time he beat us.

ZootedGranny
09-20-2007, 05:35 PM
When did Holcomb start throwing with his left hand?

mikey23545
09-20-2007, 06:25 PM
Holcolmb is left handed and can see Allen coming.

And thus will throw about 7 picks while piss runs down his leg.

KurtCobain
09-20-2007, 06:27 PM
And thus will throw about 7 picks while piss runs down his leg.

:toast:

Mecca
09-20-2007, 06:28 PM
It's gonna be hard to get sacks when Adrian Peterson is running up behind Hutchinson and Richardson at the Chiefs weak middle...

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 06:31 PM
It's gonna be hard to get sacks when Adrian Peterson is running up behind Hutchinson and Richardson at the Chiefs weak middle...
Peterson could fall down and break his collarbone at any time. Last time he broke it he wasn't touched by the opposition

beer bacon
09-20-2007, 06:40 PM
He does nto suck anymore than the last time he beat the chiefs.

Remember all those mistackles JA, Hali, DJ, NaH, DE, Pollard, Surtain, Law, Page, Boone, Tank, Turk, Edwards, Reed, and Sapp had last time we played Holcomb? They were horrible.

gta0012
09-20-2007, 06:43 PM
Are defense is way better then last time. Now if we could get JA to play on the o-line...hmmmm

Rain Man
09-20-2007, 06:45 PM
It's gonna be hard to get sacks when Adrian Peterson is running up behind Hutchinson and Richardson at the Chiefs weak middle...

That depends. Is Peterson left-handed or right-handed?

Mecca
09-20-2007, 06:46 PM
This is kinda funny.....Peterson is about a million times better than Cedric Benson is and is running behind probably a better line...

This is by far the best RB/running team we've faced.

We gave up a 100 yards to Benson...

Rain Man
09-20-2007, 06:46 PM
You're avoiding the left-hand/right-hand question.

Mecca
09-20-2007, 06:48 PM
Peterson is whatever damn hand he wants to be, that's how good he is.

beer bacon
09-20-2007, 06:51 PM
This is kinda funny.....Peterson is about a million times better than Cedric Benson is and is running behind probably a better line...

This is by far the best RB/running team we've faced.

We gave up a 100 yards to Benson...

Our run defense has been pretty dominant at home over the last three seasons.

beer bacon
09-20-2007, 06:52 PM
Peterson is whatever damn hand he wants to be, that's how good he is.

Last week he wanted to be mediocre.

Rain Man
09-20-2007, 06:52 PM
Peterson has never faced a defense like Kansas City's. I'll bet he ends up with a media debacle like Ryan Leaf on that day that he went 1 for 15 against us.

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 06:53 PM
Peterson is whatever damn hand he wants to be, that's how good he is.
He is good. I've seen him play several times. He doesn't have LJ's power but is every bit as good in the open field. Somewhat injury prone.

HemiEd
09-20-2007, 06:53 PM
But was Benson right handed, or left handed?

beer bacon
09-20-2007, 06:54 PM
But was Benson right handed, or left handed?

AD wears his helmet backwards so it won't matter this week.

Mecca
09-20-2007, 06:54 PM
Last week he wanted to be mediocre.

Our DT's don't sniff the Lions DT's.....they can seriously go right behind Hutch, Birk and T-Rich and run all over us.

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 06:57 PM
You're avoiding the left-hand/right-hand question.
Holcolmb is both right and left handed. He's amphibious.

Mecca
09-20-2007, 06:58 PM
Holcolmb is both right and left handed. He's amphibious.

That would be amidextrious or however the hell you spell it.....amphibious is like a frog.

Rain Man
09-20-2007, 07:00 PM
Peterson will be annihilated by the 93rd Armor Division. Taaaaaaank.

Rain Man
09-20-2007, 07:02 PM
That would be amidextrious or however the hell you spell it.....amphibious is like a frog.

Ambidextrous means that you don't really care whether Dexter McCleon is on the team or not.

Direckshun
09-20-2007, 08:14 PM
I think the turn of phrase you guys are looking for is "ambiguously gay."

Halfcan
09-20-2007, 08:57 PM
I don't think even Scanlon could stop this runaway freight train. DT's single game sack record is in trouble...Peterson better make sure his helmet is screwed on tight... the beast is gonna be finally unleashed.

D T's sack record? Now that is just plain jibberish.

gta0012
09-20-2007, 09:02 PM
Agreed! That record won't be touched by a current chiefs imo.

I'm actually amazed though that the record remains. Love DT :*(

KChiefer
09-20-2007, 09:15 PM
Righty

http://nflfreaks.com/images/Players/NFLF-Kelly_Holcomb_111603.jpg

Coach
09-20-2007, 09:37 PM
Probably about this much..

http://www.gifflix.com/data/media/15/Kickinnuts3_2.gif

cdcox
09-20-2007, 09:51 PM
Lefty

ChiefaRoo
09-20-2007, 09:57 PM
Comparing Jared Allen in his prime to Derrick Thomas in his prime is like comparing a turd to a rainbow. JA couldn't carry DT's jock.

KChiefer
09-20-2007, 09:59 PM
Lefty

Wow, he really is Anamorphous!

Crap, we're in big trouble!

KCChiefsMan
09-20-2007, 10:00 PM
#69 is gonna blow stuff up!

L.A. Chieffan
09-20-2007, 10:02 PM
Comparing Jared Allen in his prime to Derrick Thomas in his prime is like comparing a turd to a rainbow. JA couldn't carry DT's jock.
DT will appear before JA in the locker room preceding the game and acknowledge him as one of his true disciples. Then he will order him to BRING THE PAIN.

FAX
09-20-2007, 10:03 PM
Ambi.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/ambi.jpg

FAX

ChiefaRoo
09-20-2007, 10:07 PM
DT will appear before JA in the locker room preceding the game and acknowledge him as one of his true disciples. Then he will order him to BRING THE PAIN.

Ok then. Bring the pain.

KCChiefsMan
09-20-2007, 10:09 PM
Ambi.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/ambi.jpg

FAX

wouldn't that be something else

cdcox
09-20-2007, 10:10 PM
Ausi

FAX
09-20-2007, 10:12 PM
Lazi.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/lazy.jpg

FAX

cdcox
09-20-2007, 10:22 PM
Bluri.

FAX
09-20-2007, 10:24 PM
Midgie.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/midgy.jpg

FAX

cdcox
09-20-2007, 10:49 PM
Sissy.

FAX
09-20-2007, 10:49 PM
Horni.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/goofy.jpg

FAX

Woodrow Call
09-20-2007, 10:52 PM
ROFL

cdcox
09-20-2007, 11:01 PM
Tipsy.

FAX
09-20-2007, 11:06 PM
Saggi.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/saggy.jpg

FAX

cdcox
09-20-2007, 11:14 PM
Tiki.

FAX
09-20-2007, 11:15 PM
Ballsi.

http://www.influencemedia.com/citi/ballsy.jpg

FAX

cdcox
09-20-2007, 11:23 PM
LMAO Can't beat that one (no pun intended, by all means).

I'm going to bed after posting:

Chachi

L.A. Chieffan
09-21-2007, 11:28 AM
According to NFLN, if Jackson isn't starting Brooks Bollinger will be the guy.
So all your cute Holcomb pictures are for naught and Skip's theory is mute.
BROOKS BOLLINGER WILL WISH HE WAS NEVER CONCEIVED.

MOhillbilly
09-21-2007, 11:30 AM
I don't think even Scanlon could stop this runaway freight train. DT's single game sack record is in trouble...Peterson better make sure his helmet is screwed on tight... the beast is gonna be finally unleashed.

DT didnt do shit after smith left. Allen will open the scheme up big time for the chiefs. Lots of looks we havent been able to see in the first two weeks will be used w/ allen on the field.

L.A. Chieffan
09-21-2007, 11:33 AM
DT didnt do shit after smith left.
Is this some sort of running inside joke from the planet?
Please, tell me you're kidding.

MOhillbilly
09-21-2007, 11:35 AM
Is this some sort of running inside joke from the planet?
Please, tell me you're kidding.

look up the stats yourself dude. its plain to see his production went way down after smith left.

Chiefs Pantalones
09-21-2007, 11:37 AM
I don't think even Scanlon could stop this runaway freight train. DT's single game sack record is in trouble...Peterson better make sure his helmet is screwed on tight... the beast is gonna be finally unleashed.

we're gonna need more than a drunk defensive end to salvage our season.

cdcox
09-21-2007, 11:38 AM
So all your cute Holcomb pictures are for naught...

Dang, I wanted to see if FAX and I had any voodoo powers over opposing QBs.

L.A. Chieffan
09-21-2007, 11:43 AM
look up the stats yourself dude. its plain to see his production went way down after smith left.
Ok, I looked it up and to me it appears that the OPPOSITE is true. Where DT's stats after Smith left '97, '98, '99 weren't up to par with his earlier years he still put up some decent #'s including 12 sacks in '98.
Whereas, Smith had his best years between '92 and '95 averaging just over 13 sacks per year, and then after leaving KC he only averaged 5 sacks per season until ultimately sucking himself out of the league.

MOhillbilly
09-21-2007, 11:49 AM
Ok, I looked it up and to me it appears that the OPPOSITE is true. Where DT's stats after Smith left '97, '98, '99 weren't up to par with his earlier years he still put up some decent #'s including 12 sacks in '98.
Whereas, Smith had his best years between '92 and '95 averaging just over 13 sacks per year, and then after leaving KC he only averaged 5 sacks per season until ultimately sucking himself out of the league.

this isnt about a pissing contest about smith being better its about production. And if the stats were complete itd show that stoopid Falcon position hurt DTs production. yes his sack #s for the frist two years after smith left were on par but when you T off on the QB every down your gonna get those numbers. With smith his production was much higher becasue he wasnt so one sided.

L.A. Chieffan
09-21-2007, 11:53 AM
this isnt about a pissing contest about smith being better its about production. And if the stats were complete itd show that stoopid Falcon position hurt DTs production. yes his sack #s for the frist two years after smith left were on par but when you T off on the QB every down your gonna get those numbers. With smith his production was much higher becasue he wasnt so one sided.
I guess I just don't understand why you brought that point up in the first place. I thought you were bashing on DT or something man. THEMS FIGHTING WORDS! :cuss: JA IS GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU KEEP TALKING BOUT DT LIKE THAT !

MOhillbilly
09-21-2007, 11:57 AM
I guess I just don't understand why you brought that point up in the first place. I thought you were bashing on DT or something man. THEMS FIGHTING WORDS! :cuss: JA IS GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU KEEP TALKING BOUT DT LIKE THAT !

no man i was saying the production value and the ability w/ Allen on the field to give multiple looks will change for the better.

InChiefsHell
09-21-2007, 11:58 AM
Here I come Kelly...you are my bitch!!

http://media.kansascity.com/smedia/2007/09/19/21/355-JARED_SP_091907_DRE_085f_09-20-2007_O5ULM45.embedded.prod_affiliate.81.jpg

Inspector
09-21-2007, 12:42 PM
Holcolmb is both right and left handed. He's amphibious.
ROFL ROFL

Rain Man
09-23-2007, 02:58 PM
Top.

cdcox
09-23-2007, 03:06 PM
Dang, I wanted to see if FAX and I had any voodoo powers over opposing QBs.

Next Thursday, KCChiefer needs to post a pic of Rivers.

Rain Man
09-23-2007, 03:10 PM
The nice thing is that Jared only gets stronger as he eats the souls of each vanquished opponent.

L.A. Chieffan
09-23-2007, 10:56 PM
Kelly is sitting in a hotel room somewhere in KC wishing to himself Tavaris never got hurt.

PHILIP,