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Jenson71
09-20-2007, 02:28 PM
For the past 5 minutes, they have done nothing but urgently and enthusiastically bark back and forth at one another. What do you think they're communicating about? Perhaps they just found out about the Michael Vick story? Maybe they're planning to escape from the yards and elope.

P.S., sorry about the offseason thread. It's midweek though. Slow day.

Hog Farmer
09-20-2007, 02:32 PM
So how come you're not out there with your .45 and a bowl of Antifreeze?

Chest Rockwell
09-20-2007, 02:34 PM
For the past 5 minutes, they have done nothing but urgently and enthusiastically bark back and forth at one another. What do you think they're communicating about? Perhaps they just found out about the Michael Vick story? Maybe they're planning to escape from the yards and elope.

P.S., sorry about the offseason thread. It's midweek though. Slow day.

They're talking about how long it will take before you post a thread about what they're talking about.

Dogs love the Planet. I think it was part of Phobia's marketing plan when he was involved.

seclark
09-20-2007, 02:36 PM
they're probably discussing the chances of you moving away from the window so they can go over to your yard and take a shit.

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 02:36 PM
Are they between 30 lbs and 130 lbs? If so they are pit bulls.

HonestChieffan
09-20-2007, 02:45 PM
Dog 1 is a loud uniformed self proclaimed libertarian. The other isn't.

Makes you hate dogs doesn't it.

HemiEd
09-20-2007, 02:45 PM
Has anyone mention anti-freeze yet?

Hog Farmer
09-20-2007, 02:47 PM
I hate dogs, they make my truck bumper messy and cause me to waste lots of ammunition.

Skip Towne
09-20-2007, 02:47 PM
Has anyone mention anti-freeze yet?
I was just drawing out Big Daddy. Here, I'll try again: PIT BULLS KILL!!!!!!

StcChief
09-20-2007, 02:55 PM
They love you man... don't you know.

stumppy
09-20-2007, 03:01 PM
Probably having a disagreement over who's butt smells better.

Frazod
09-20-2007, 03:03 PM
Dog 1: I think we should eat that Jenson kid.

Dog 2: Sounds good. Let's start barking really loud, and maybe he'll come over.

HonestChieffan
09-20-2007, 03:03 PM
Skip, thats not nice.

Vegas_Dave
09-20-2007, 03:28 PM
dog 1: bark
dog 2: bark bark!

Translation: BARK!

BIG_DADDY
09-20-2007, 03:32 PM
I was just drawing out Big Daddy. Here, I'll try again: PIT BULLS KILL!!!!!!


One word Skip, Viagra.

Boyceofsummer
09-20-2007, 03:33 PM
They're talking about how long it will take before you post a thread about what they're talking about.

Dogs love the Planet. I think it was part of Phobia's marketing plan when he was involved.
ROFL

HonestChieffan
09-20-2007, 03:35 PM
Can we get an update. Are they still barking?

OnTheWarpath58
09-20-2007, 03:37 PM
They are probably discussing the Huard/Croyle issue.

Dog 1 wants to see if Croyle is the real deal, and Dog 2 just wants to make sure we win 7-9 games.

HonestChieffan
09-20-2007, 03:42 PM
Dammit Carl said dog 2.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
09-20-2007, 04:55 PM
dog 1 is tired of licking his own balls.

Jilly
09-20-2007, 05:33 PM
dog 1 is tired of licking his own balls.

i'm guessing he's not, would you be? :p