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TinyEvel
09-20-2007, 11:34 PM
So, I recently went to my high school reunion. Gearing up to the thing, a bunch of us got on classmates.com (a BULLSHIT website, BTW) and were emailing each other, etc.
So I noticed a guy was on there who's house I had TP'd about 20 times through junior high and high school.

Mostly he just had a REALLY TP-able house (nice big trees and shrubs, etc) but I had really felt guilty about it all these years. So, I emailed him an aplogy.

It really felt good. Kind of like ging to confession. Especially since I know I would never do it again, nor revel in it. And I told him that if kids ever TP his house, I'd come clean it up for him.

Anyway, in the spirit of that, I thought I'd start a thread where we could post public apologies for stuff and maybe air out our guilt.

:shrug:


So, here goes. I'll start: Mom, I'm sorry for stealing the two 1964 silver dollars out of your drawer and cashing them in for quarters so I could play PacMan and Battle Zone at the arcade.
I owe you six dollars plus 27 years' interest. And a hug.

KCChiefsMan
09-20-2007, 11:36 PM
I'm sorry to the guy who's nose I broke after he attacked me at a bar because I grabbed his sisters ass. I think that was in 2001.

Ari Chi3fs
09-20-2007, 11:37 PM
I am mostly sorry that I root for perennial losing teams.

Also, I am sorry that I went hitless tonight at softball, and missed this ball at third that I should have had.

So, I root for losers while being one.

Wow. I am sorry.

Ari Chi3fs
09-20-2007, 11:40 PM
I am sorry that I have gained fat all around my body.

But, having been to the gym several times in the past couple weeks, and eating better... I am dropping the lbs.

So, my sorry fat ass, no hit-having, grounder-missing, username-changing, guy with almost 15K post. What a chode.

But, underneath it all. I am way better than most of you.

:-)

Easy 6
09-20-2007, 11:40 PM
Regrets, i've had a few...but then again, too few to mention.

TinyEvel
09-20-2007, 11:41 PM
I am sorry that I have gained fat all around my body.

But, having been to the gym several times in the past couple weeks, and eating better... I am dropping the lbs.

So, my sorry fat ass, no hit-having, grounder-missing, username-changing, guy with almost 15K post. What a chode.

But, underneath it all. I am way better than most of you.

:-)

Please tell me you've been drinking tonight.

Ari Chi3fs
09-20-2007, 11:42 PM
I am ripped dude. heh.

KCChiefsMan
09-20-2007, 11:42 PM
I am also sorry to my liver for the way I have treated the poor thing over the past few years.

luv
09-20-2007, 11:44 PM
Moooo - I'm sorry for starting that thread about you and running you off.



























Okay, so maybe not.....I tried. :D

Ari Chi3fs
09-20-2007, 11:45 PM
that last line [about being better than most on here] was tongue-in-cheek silliness.

I believe we are all beautiful flowers in the sunlight of the most extraordinary summer afternoon.

We all express ourselves genuinely. And I genuinely love all people. Also, sharing of knowledge is great, for the past month and a half, I have been reading 50+ pages a day.


I'M SORRY CHIEFSPLANET.


[I needed to create a situation to be sorry about. Im sorry about that, too. so, 2 sorries to everyone.]

TinyEvel
09-20-2007, 11:46 PM
Moooo - I'm sorry for starting that thread about you and running you off.




ROFL

You had me going for a second there!!!!!!

Direckshun
09-20-2007, 11:46 PM
This is like Bizarro Festivus.

boogblaster
09-20-2007, 11:47 PM
Grandma Im sorry I burnt-down your outhouse when I was 10..if Id been thinking Id never thrown that cigar in the shit-paper box .....

Ari Chi3fs
09-20-2007, 11:54 PM
Grandma Im sorry I burnt-down your outhouse when I was 10..if Id been thinking Id never thrown that cigar in the shit-paper box .....

luv
09-21-2007, 12:35 AM
ROFL

You had me going for a second there!!!!!!
o:-)

Iowanian
09-21-2007, 08:51 AM
I'm sorry to the guy who's nose I broke after he attacked me at a bar because I grabbed his sisters ass. I think that was in 2001.

My memory might be fuzzy...but I recall a post where you said some guy broke your nose around then....and then a retraction later?

Scaga
09-21-2007, 10:04 AM
I apologize for GoChiefs....
I am in no way responsible, but I think it needs to be done.

Saulbadguy
09-21-2007, 10:07 AM
I'm sorry for everything bad i've done.

ChiTown
09-21-2007, 10:24 AM
I'm sorry that I've never had the time to say I'm sorry to those people I have fuk'd over in my life. I've been too busy screwing over the little people in this world to have any time to do that. You can understand.........

big nasty kcnut
09-22-2007, 01:37 AM
I'm sorry to the peoples that i'd lied hurt or made fun of. I'm sorry and please forgive me. To everybody else who i hate you the one who suck.

KC Jones
09-22-2007, 01:53 AM
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
We're So Sorry If We Caused You Any Pain
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But There's No One Left At Home
And I Believe I'm Gonna Rain

We're So Sorry But We Haven't Heard A Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But If Anything Should Happen We'll Be Sure To Give A Ring

We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But We Haven't Done A Bloody Thing All Day
We're So Sorry Uncle Albert
But The Kettle's On The Boil And We're So Easily Called Away

runnercyclist
09-22-2007, 02:36 AM
Love is never having to say you're sorry.

KCChiefsMan
09-22-2007, 02:40 AM
My memory might be fuzzy...but I recall a post where you said some guy broke your nose around then....and then a retraction later?

you remembered correctly. I did get blindsided in the nose, but that was a while after this incident I was talking about.

Smed1065
09-22-2007, 02:41 AM
I apologize for judging you (TE) in another thread about drinking.

If I stated all of my apologies in life, This would be a instant HOF thread just from my posting.

ChiefJustice
09-22-2007, 02:45 AM
I am sorry that i kept ****ing doubting Rich Scanlon!

CHENZ A!
09-22-2007, 02:51 AM
when I was in 6th grade i used awood chip to scoop some dog poop into a 2nd graders backpack when he wasn't looking i still think its funny though

stumppy
09-22-2007, 03:04 AM
I'm sorry I set the kitchen on fire when I was 4 years old. And I'm sorry my brother got the blame for it. :-)
But I'm not sorry that I was a cute, blonde haired, blue eyed, innocent looking little angle of a kid back then. It didn't hurt that I was the youngest either.

I fessed up to my brother a couple years ago about the fire. Can you believe he was pissed about it ?

Smed1065
09-22-2007, 03:04 AM
I apologize for agreeing with some dungver fans tonight on another thread.

Have mercy!

Smed1065
09-22-2007, 03:05 AM
I'm sorry I set the kitchen on fire when I was 4 years old. And I'm sorry my brother got the blame for it. :-)
But I'm not sorry that I was a cute, blonde haired, blue eyed, innocent looking little angle of a kid back then. It didn't hurt that I was the youngest either.

I fessed up to my brother a couple years ago about the fire. Can you believe he was pissed about it ?

Angle seems to be consistent so far....................


:)

stumppy
09-22-2007, 03:32 AM
Angle seems to be consistent so far....................


:)


DOH !!!

Angel dammit, Angel.




You don't think that was some kind of Freudian slip do ya ? :D

Smed1065
09-22-2007, 04:10 AM
DOH !!!

Angel dammit, Angel.




You don't think that was some kind of Freudian slip do ya ? :D

Not yet but I am wondering at this point.

LOL

Skip Towne
09-22-2007, 10:40 AM
I would like to apologize for Hootie. I'm embarrassed for him.

KCKID58
09-22-2007, 10:55 AM
I am sorry to all you fathers who have daughters naked pictures posted over the internet and I've jerked off too.........

headsnap
09-22-2007, 10:59 AM
I would like to say I'm sorry to all my loved ones for all the time I have wasted on ChiefsPlanet in the last 6+ years!! :)

HonestChieffan
09-22-2007, 11:01 AM
I'm sorry I missed a pitbull on 71 highway last week north of Grandview.

Extra Point
09-22-2007, 12:49 PM
I'm sorry that there's not enough beer in the world. And no, I don't apologize and hold myself responsible for it.

ChiefaRoo
09-22-2007, 01:14 PM
you remembered correctly. I did get blindsided in the nose, but that was a while after this incident I was talking about.

karma

BucEyedPea
09-22-2007, 01:14 PM
Mommy I'm sorry I tore apart boxes of your Kotex pads playing hospital in the basement.

Skip Towne
09-22-2007, 01:54 PM
I'm sorry that there's not enough beer in the world. And no, I don't apologize and hold myself responsible for it.
I'm partly responsible.

greg63
09-22-2007, 02:27 PM
I'm sorry that I have nothing to be sorry about at this point in time except for the fact that I have nothing to be sorry about....unless it's the fact that the above statement is terribly redundant.







That is all.

ChiefaRoo
09-22-2007, 02:41 PM
I would like to apologize for completely and utterly owning Skip. It's not right for a bright, sharp minded person like myseff to keep egging Skips' proverbial double-wide.