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DaFace
09-21-2007, 08:24 PM
Posted for Skip Towne, because WebTV's not very good at transferring an animated GIF from an email to a forum post.

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop. The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos. Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds. The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips. Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/34/cid3244320151909200731fdf6.gif

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kqy9hxhUxK0

88TG88
09-21-2007, 08:29 PM
Can he grab me a six pack ?

Rain Man
09-21-2007, 08:34 PM
If I dressed in a bird costume, I wonder if I could start getting free Doritos.

DaFace
09-21-2007, 08:35 PM
If I dressed in a bird costume, I wonder if I could start getting free Doritos.

Tell ya what - if you come to work dressed in a bird suit, I will grab you some Doritos from the break room any time you want them. The boss will never know.

Rain Man
09-21-2007, 08:37 PM
Tell ya what - if you come to work dressed in a bird suit, I will grab you some Doritos from the break room any time you want them. The boss will never know.

You can't steal your own stuff. Do you pay any attention to O.J. Simpson at all?

JuicesFlowing
09-21-2007, 08:38 PM
Put the bird in a Chiefs uniform, maybe he can steal us some wins ????

Skip Towne
09-21-2007, 08:39 PM
Hilarious.

Skip Towne
09-21-2007, 08:42 PM
The best part is the customers paying for what he steals. Win win!!!!

Bacon Cheeseburger
09-21-2007, 08:46 PM
Heh. He must be a stoner bird if Doritos are his favorite. Or maybe it's because they're the closest to the door.

JuicesFlowing
09-21-2007, 08:50 PM
The fact that the door remains opened for the repeat offense is amusing.

Cochise
09-21-2007, 08:56 PM
The have cats that ride busses over there too.

ChiefaRoo
09-21-2007, 08:58 PM
The have cats that ride busses over there too.

I heard they have a dog that smokes a pipe on a park bench while wearing an argyle scarf.