View Full Version : Chiefs getting attention everywhere

09-22-2007, 05:29 AM
Ive seen people making fun of our boys in Red in a lot of places. Hunting boards, woodworking boards, you name it...seems the Chiefs have gotten a lot of attention. This was on a Turkey Hunting Board....

This guy walks into a bar wearing a Chiefs jersey and carrying a little dog that also has a Chiefs jersey with a little Chiefs helmet, too.

The guy says to the bartender, "Can my dog and I watch the Chiefs game here? My TV at home broke and my dog and I want to see the game."

The bartender replies, "Normally, dogs in the bar would not be allowed, but it is not terribly busy in here, so you and the dog can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there is any trouble with you or the dog, I'll have to ask you to leave."

The guy agrees and he and his dog start watching the game.

Pretty soon the Chiefs kick a field goal and the little dog jumps on the bar and walks down the bar and gives everyone a high five.

The bartender says, "Hey, that's cool! What does he do for a touchdown?"

The guy answers, "I don't know, I've only had him for 3 years."

09-22-2007, 06:21 AM
Well it's been upgraded to a dog atleast
last week it was a cat

09-22-2007, 06:28 AM
can we get to Monkey status?

09-22-2007, 06:29 AM
It's not bad yet
it could be a Raider fan
in gimpwear

09-22-2007, 06:33 AM
This guy walks into a bar wearing a Chiefs jersey
leading on a leash a Raider fan in a gimp suit

Skip Towne
09-22-2007, 06:35 AM
I heard this one in 1958. Oh well, maybe some of the n00bs haven't heard it.

09-22-2007, 06:40 AM
Only proves you are an old fart.

Old Fart.

09-22-2007, 07:13 AM
can we get to Monkey status?

Only if it's an exploding monkey.

Skip Towne
09-22-2007, 07:14 AM
Only proves you are an old fart.

Old Fart.
Eh, sonny? Come speak into the tube.

09-22-2007, 07:16 AM
can we get to Monkey status?
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=4235259#post4235259 :D

09-22-2007, 07:17 AM
Eh, sonny? Come speak into the tube.



09-22-2007, 07:18 AM

I ll repaet that for old skip....dammit.

go back to sleep skip.

Spicy McHaggis
09-22-2007, 11:26 AM
3 years ago our offense averaged almost 400 yards a game and 25 points a game.

Now if he had only had the dog for 2 years...

09-22-2007, 11:32 AM
can we get to Monkey status?

did somebody call me?

yeah i saw this joke last week when it was a cat too.

09-22-2007, 11:36 AM
This joke might be funny if we hadn't scored a TD last week.

09-22-2007, 11:38 AM
i got a joke..

2 Broncos fans walked into a bar ... know what happened?

Zebedee DuBois
09-22-2007, 02:06 PM
While I don't enjoy having the team I follow being made the butt of old tired jokes, I really have to feel sorry for Titans fans.

Can you imagine how irritating it must be for them to see the constant airing of the DirectTV ads with P.Manning putting up another TD on the Titans. "Oh..gotta run......no..I guess I'll pass."