View Full Version : What is your Age????

06-02-2001, 05:17 AM
Im just curious how old everyone is on this board. I just turned 30 in January. The CHIEFS were still Superbowl champs for the first 9 days of my life..Im hoping I live to see a championship someday!!

06-02-2001, 05:26 AM
I'm 42.
I was a month into my 12th year when the Chiefs won the SB.
Hopefully I won't have to wait another 30 years.

06-02-2001, 05:59 AM
I guess then that I'm a few months older than Milkman. I was also 12 when KC won their only SB. Hopefully I'm still around when they get the chance to win their next SB :D

06-02-2001, 06:59 AM
I'll be 45 in a couple of weeks or so.

Since I plan to live to the ripe old age of 135, I am just about 1/3 done.

Saddled with great expectations.

06-02-2001, 07:26 AM
.............in about 2 decades! hehehehehehe...........

Sorry Gaz, couldn't resist. BTW, you're only as old as you act; therefore, Gaz, without the hair & knees, you're actually about 3/4 of the way to you're goal!

Just trying to cheer you up.............;)

06-02-2001, 07:36 AM
I'll be 50 on August 13!

06-02-2001, 07:38 AM
Damn, grandpas!!!!!!

I'll be 24 tomorrow.

06-02-2001, 07:38 AM
Well, I am 13 years older than Gaz, that would make me....................oh to hell with it, things get very fuzzy at my age. Except the fuzzy things, that is.

Bob Dole
06-02-2001, 08:26 AM
Bob Dole is 37 and can't think of anything clever to say this morning.

Mile High Mania
06-02-2001, 08:29 AM
I'm 30... and I've been a Broncos' fan since I was about 12 or 13. Too early for clever responses. :-)

06-02-2001, 08:35 AM
I'll be 35, or maybe it's 36? Oh well I guess I'll have to ask the wife later when she awakens.

Oh wait, yea here on my driver's license it says I'll be 35 on Aug 14.

keg in kc
06-02-2001, 08:46 AM
I'm 27 and grouchy because I overslept.

06-02-2001, 09:41 AM
I'm 27, with # 28 coming up on August 26.

06-02-2001, 09:52 AM
I`ll be 31 in Oct.

06-02-2001, 10:01 AM
I'll be a nice 'ol Rolling Rock in July.

Went to 'ol Muni Stad. (still in mah momma), so I guess one might say I was a Chiefs fan before I was even born. :D

The Bad Guy
06-02-2001, 10:02 AM
I just turned 21 in January.

I don't even think I was a thought in my parents minds when the Chiefs won the Super Bowl.

The only spectacular memory I have as a Chiefs fan is back when I was 13 and Joe Montana led the Chiefs over Houston in divisional playoffs.

The worst for me was when we lost to Denver in the 1997 playoffs. My dad had a way to get tickets for the AFC championship game if KC managed to get past Denver. I didn't go to school for 4 days after that loss.

Zebedee DuBois
06-02-2001, 10:02 AM
I am some months younger than Gaz. :D

I, however, still have my hair! (Yet, it has seemingly lost its' will to be brown!)

keg in kc
06-02-2001, 10:04 AM
My hair seems to be losing its will to be brown too (remember I'm only 27...)

06-02-2001, 10:06 AM
Old Geezer is 55. Actually surprised to find out I'm not the oldest to post here. Thanks for the lift KCRed! :D

Zebedee DuBois
06-02-2001, 10:09 AM
My office partner at works' hair turns white and then falls off! LOL.
Sort of a "white flight" scenario. His forehead has turned into quite the prominent feature.

06-02-2001, 10:15 AM
31 in a month and four days.

Man, thirty-one <i>sounds</i> old, but I don't <i>feel</i> any different than when I was 22! Heck, I don't look any older than that anyway ;)

keg in kc
06-02-2001, 10:18 AM
don't feel any different than when I was 22! Heck, I don't look any older than that anyway

So, you were fat and wrinkled at 22? ;)

06-02-2001, 10:31 AM
hehee :p

06-02-2001, 10:46 AM
I'm 69 and intend to stay there. one way or another. Makes for fun birthday parties from my wisea$$ daughters.

06-02-2001, 11:01 AM
Your only as old as you think you are. Hell I still feel 25 so in my mind I'm 25 My body may be 43 but it's still in great shape. I'm having the time of my life now. Being single, chasing women around again. ;) I've found their easier to catch these days. :D

06-02-2001, 11:02 AM
Just turned 29 on May 4th.

Its a very wierd time. Thought I'd be married with kids by now. Instead I'm single with no kids. I guess thats better than single w/kids.

Not looking forward to 30.

06-02-2001, 11:19 AM
I'll be 33 in November. But I've got a 14 year old...so I guess I'm really 47.

Started getting gray in my goatee last year...so now I don't have a goatee!!

My fiancee is 34, since I shaved everyone thinks she is a cradle robber :D

to you under 30 guys...when you hit 30, buy some new pants...My fiancee won't admit she is shrinking all of them...(they're doing it with my uniforms at work too)

06-02-2001, 11:20 AM
Oleman - I didn`t realize you were so.....well nevermind.

Archie F. Swin
06-02-2001, 11:29 AM
will be 29 on the 18th of July.

Started goin grey about 10 years ago . . . crikey!

06-02-2001, 12:40 PM
I notice none of the women-folk have joined in. :)

Must be a "girl-thang". :p

06-02-2001, 03:11 PM
Turned 39 in March. I like the idea of turning 40.

06-02-2001, 03:20 PM
I turned 39 on March 26. I'm old enough to remember the "Glory Days!"

06-02-2001, 03:31 PM
Houston, March 27 for me.

06-02-2001, 03:58 PM
I'm 39 and will turn 40 in December.
I am NOT happy about it but it beats the alternative I suppose.

06-02-2001, 04:01 PM
Hey!! I'm not a 'lurker' anymore!!! Thanks guys!

I hated that.......:)

06-02-2001, 04:51 PM
Still have my hair, but keept it high & tight.

Was 9 when the Chiefs won it all in SB IV.

Bought a commemorative pin a few weeks later that I still proudly display at work.

Sure would like an updated one!

Joe Seahawk
06-02-2001, 04:55 PM
I'm 38...I'll be 39 when the Seahawks win it all...:D

keg in kc
06-02-2001, 04:55 PM
Typo, right Joe?

You meant 93 I'm sure... ;)

Joe Seahawk
06-02-2001, 04:57 PM
LOL...Better not be 93!!

keg in kc
06-02-2001, 05:01 PM
Probably won't be when you're 93, it's more likely to be 2093. :D

06-02-2001, 05:55 PM
This is Twilight Zone stuff... Happy belated B-day!

06-02-2001, 05:55 PM
Will turn 26 in August :)

06-02-2001, 07:00 PM
I'm 30 and am in my sexual prime.

06-02-2001, 07:32 PM
BIG DADDY is 38 and I never though that I would get this old. Feel very young though. The body is a bit tougher to keep in top shape and I don't recover from injuries as good as I used to but I guess you can't ask for everything.


Especially the motorcyle crashes. I almost crushed myself today and was SOOOOO grateful that I held on. :eek:

06-02-2001, 07:43 PM
I'm currently 36, but I contend that immaturity should count and that would put me much younger.

06-02-2001, 09:27 PM
people born in June of '56 have the most "Class" :D

I will turn 45 exactly one week from today...thanks to having children late in life(first child came along at 36) I feel younger than ever. Have lost a few parts of the body along the way(nothing essential), lost most of the hair before 35, and realized that follically challenged people such as myself divert our hormones to other necessary funtions.

Just wanted to know Gaz...are you a member of the "Class of 74"?


KS Smitty
06-02-2001, 09:59 PM
Since there is a stereotype that women wont admit their age I want to tell you all.........I'll be celebratin the 11th anniversary of my 29th birthday this month.... for those mathematically challenged that makes 40. I earned every gray hair and wrinkles that I have. I'm not gettaing older I'm Kickin ***!!!

Mrs. Smitty

06-02-2001, 11:02 PM
:D Tommykat is proud to let ALL you men know that I am 42 and looking good thank you.;)

Now for all you Jr.'s I have had a good laugh with all the ages. Milkman.....you must remember Milk in a glass bottle with a paper tab? LOL


Tommy still waiting for Tony to help me over the goal post..;)

06-02-2001, 11:23 PM
Born in July of 55 so I am still 45 at least for a month and an 5 sixths

06-02-2001, 11:25 PM
Kphobia, sorry you are almost double the age of your sexual prime, but perhaps you have just aged into a mature sexuality that is making for you peak performance. There is a difference you know!

KS Smitty
06-02-2001, 11:29 PM
The Smitty's have found that (and this may be contrary to logic and popular opinion) the older you get the better "it" gets, especially if you been "practicing" with the same person for a long time. We will not elaborate (sighs of relief all around)

Tribal Warfare
06-02-2001, 11:32 PM
people think my younger sister looks older than I do. I'm 20 years old and she is 17.

KS Smitty
06-02-2001, 11:38 PM
If she doesn't hate ya now whe will in 5 years. (j/k) :rolleyes:

06-02-2001, 11:39 PM

Thanks for not elaborating we might have to put a child blocking filter on the BB. But I agreee.:cool:

06-02-2001, 11:50 PM
Twice the prime??? LOL :D Gets better with age huh?

KS Smitty
06-03-2001, 12:00 AM
Did ya hear about the lady sheriff???

She had a posse this(...............................................) big

06-03-2001, 11:00 AM

I just never ended my sexual prime. I've been in it for at least a dozen years. Hoping to sustain it until women my age reach theirs as well. :D

06-03-2001, 02:22 PM
I'm with ya Phil :D

06-03-2001, 04:29 PM
Turned 28 in April, which just doesn't seem right because I'm sure I'm not that old yet.

Chiefpriority - People thought I looked 17 when I was 13, unfortunitly I looked the exact same at 23 when people thought I was 17... Had to grow a goat, and then people started guessing my age right.

06-03-2001, 07:10 PM
Turn 33 tomorrow..........

You know, when I was kid growing up in Joplin I always knew that it was summer when my birthday arrived. Well, today Mrs. WisChief and I took our son to play mini golf and we all had to wear midweight jackets. I WANT TO MOVE SOUTH, NOW!!! :D

06-03-2001, 08:34 PM
I turned 40 on Mother's Day but I am still jumping out of Airplanes, running 20 miles a week or more and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up!

One Arrowhead Dave
06-03-2001, 09:15 PM
31 years old here...

06-03-2001, 09:47 PM
I be 26... if I recollect correctly.

06-03-2001, 09:55 PM
I'm 29 and will be 30 in November.

06-03-2001, 11:12 PM
62 or 26, just depends on which medication I take in the morning

06-04-2001, 05:52 AM
I'll be 38...TOMMORROW!!! :D

I am married with a 12 year old son. I think life is grand and NO, I am not turning grey yet or bald He He! :)

Born in the 60's raised in the 70's

~Chiefs fan for life!

Mark M
06-04-2001, 06:14 AM
I will be 30 in 8 days. :eek:

I looked like I was 15 up until about 4 years ago. But I've noticed the last few years that each time I get my hair cut (what's left), I notice more and more white hairs ... maybe if I don't cut it they'll go away.

And I wore the same jean size (28" waist, 34" inseam) from the time I was a freshman in high school until I got married (last year). The first number has got a bit larger in the last year or so. If my wife wasn't such a kick-a$$ cook ...

~~Turning 30, but feeling 60.

06-04-2001, 06:45 AM
Just wanted to know Gaz...are you a member of the "Class of 74"?

Yep. Southeast High in DooDah.

Are the FBI still looking for me? I thought the statute of limitations had expired...

On the run.

Alton deFlat
06-04-2001, 06:53 AM
42! Born the same year as Michael Jackson, Prince (or the guy? formerly known as Prince), and Madonna. Kinda spooky!!

06-04-2001, 07:07 AM
I'm 38, a little older, a little wiser, a litte wider....than I was at 28!

Hey KC-CHIEFS-FAN-TX and stevieray you guys are almost exactly a year older than I. My b-day is March the 29th!

12 years to the same wonderful girl....just like a fine wine, it gets better with age. I must be doing something wrong though, no kids yet...

...many people wait to have kids until they can afford them, I'm waiting until I'm mature enough! Since I still act like a kid that may be a while!

~Devin (aka IdahoChief)

06-04-2001, 07:08 AM
37 on May 21st.

06-04-2001, 07:18 AM
I'm 41, turn 42 in July. Class of 1977 (HS) or 1982 (CMSU), take your choice.

My wife and I just celebrated the 10th aniversary last Friday. Amazing to think I found this young lady in Texas who'd put up with this ol' Missouri Boy and the fact that I was a soldier at the time also. Believe it or not, she's even learned NOT to root for the Cowboys (well not too loudly :D ).

06-04-2001, 07:19 AM
I'm 29 until one more Super Bowl passes...Hopefully one of these days I will get a birthday present that includes the Chiefs in the game....:D

06-04-2001, 07:32 AM
Turned 29 just a few months ago. With two kids under age two, feels like 50.

06-04-2001, 07:48 AM
34 and prematurely gray. When I say gray, I mean 100% gray. I have a full head of hair, it's just a little lighter colored than most;)

I am fearing that my sons (3 and newborn) will start flipping me $hit about being their grandpa in a couple of years. That's the problem with being a smart-*** like me. Your off-spring pick up that trait like it's a second set of skin.:D

Lightning Rod
06-04-2001, 07:59 AM
36 next month

Not sure where the time has gone :(

06-04-2001, 08:02 AM
40yrs old Christmas day...

06-04-2001, 08:18 AM
Today I feel much older than that.....like BigD, I had a crash...seems like a weekly occurance....

A Stockcar can be a 2000 body design but run it into the wall a few times at 150mph.....thats kind of what I feel like on Mondays...and now tuesdays, and sometimes wednesdays.

takes half the effort to hurt twice as long.

~Whoever has the most toys when he dies...Wins.

06-04-2001, 09:44 AM
I will turn 50 on Super Bowl Sunday in 2002. And I don't have to tell you folks what the best present would be.

06-04-2001, 10:05 AM
I will turn 45 in August, so count me in the class of 74!!! I have a wife who is 10 years younger than I, and 3 kids ages of 10, 7, and 3. I also work with high school kids all day long, so I feel much younger than I actually am!!!

06-04-2001, 02:10 PM
I'm 29, will be 30 in October. I think I'll go kill myself.....lol.
Seriously, I would love to be 8-10 years younger but ONLY if I could retain the knowledge and experience I have now. Overall, I'm happy, though even thought my body doesn't seem to recover quite as fast as it used to.;)

06-04-2001, 04:58 PM
I will be 45 in 10 days.Class of 74.Still have all my hair,its all turned white.Shrunk two inches in height since 1974.Now 6'-5".235 lbs.Time to hit the beach.

06-04-2001, 05:57 PM
I'm 24....feel 40...:(

06-06-2001, 09:46 AM
I can't say I remember this,

Milkman.....you must remember Milk in a glass bottle with a paper tab? LOL

Since I don't like and drink milk, never have, it's no surprise that I don't remember it.

06-06-2001, 10:45 AM
43....be 44 Sept. 1st Got to admit,I didn't think there was this many old farts in the group ! Looks like we have a few others that are knocking on the door too !!!


Have you heard the story of Ferdinand ,the bull ?



06-06-2001, 01:28 PM
... on the day the music died.

06-06-2001, 02:40 PM
Safe to say, from what I've been hearing so far, that I currently stand as the youngest member of this board. At 17, 18 in July, I hope you don't lose any respect for my posts and opinions due to lack of lived and learned wisdom. Just cuz I'm a youngen don't mean I dont' know my football! :p

Skip Towne
06-06-2001, 03:56 PM
Wouldja listen to the "kids" whine about getting old? How about turning 56 this month? I'm so old it takes me an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes!!!

Bob Dole
06-06-2001, 04:40 PM
Bob Dole thought Rod was a lot older than 36...

Must just be the cranky demeanor.

06-06-2001, 05:00 PM
For all you stat freaks I just thought I'd mention that the average age of the respondents to this thread so far is 36.38 years old. :eek:

I may have missed one or two but by now it wouldn't have changed the average much anyway. Thank all of you for making me feel old. Come to think of it I am old. Rats. :p

06-06-2001, 05:30 PM
I can't speak for anyone else, but I wouldn't want to be young in today's society.

Loved growing up in the 70's...

06-06-2001, 09:53 PM
And what was so good about growing up in the '70's? Besides some classic rock tunes I don't see that it has a leg-up on the 90's, beings that the 90's also has its good music now which when I'm your age will be considered classic. Slipknot from right here in Iowa, Nelly, Chris Ledoux, all sorts of great artists from all different genres which I love.....a little iffy on the rap, but every one and a while there is a good tune. So, what advantages did ya'll have then?:confused:

06-06-2001, 09:56 PM
Only JOhn would have such an answer. And what is scary is that he is probably being honest.

I turn 37 in just a couple of weeks.

06-06-2001, 10:42 PM
Bellbottom cordoroys. Sex without fear. Earth shoes. No political correctness. No minivans! The list is huge. The music? We didn't need videos to rock, just KWKI and KY102. Oh and by the way, concert tickets for 10 bands for an all day show were a costly 15 bucks....

And my personal favorite, your friends didn't bring guns to school.

Rick Stephens
06-06-2001, 11:20 PM
My standard answer to this question is, older than I should be and as young as I want to be. Age is only a number and you are only as old as you feel you are.

I turned 56 last month. Unlike some of you, I don't feel much over 40. I think one reason I still feel young is that I gave up smoking.

Michael Michigan
06-06-2001, 11:41 PM
aturnis- (70's vs. 90's)

big block engines-

motors measured in cubic inches and not litres-

No STD's that could kill-

natural babes-

rap? nah Motown-

grunge? nah pure rock-

better movies-

bigger backseats-

fist fights, not gun fights-

exctasy? nah organic shrooms-

beer at 18-

great looking gals in tight Levi jeans-

Stadium shows-

Chiefs win Super Bowl 1/11/70:cool:

06-07-2001, 12:22 AM
big block engines-
-May not be factory, but I'm a small town boy and gives me a hobby not having them around, I get to do it myself, also makes good conversation piece, and when I take out the older bro's 1972 Chevelle Malibu convertible, the ladies keep on coming..

motors measured in cubic inches and not litres-
-Same deal, cubic inches is what I'm used to, don't buy new car, hate em.

No STD's that could kill-
-Well, If you ain't sleepin around with trashy hoes, which you have to be trash yourself to sleep with in the first place, your ok.

natural babes-
-At my age, in a small town, their all natural yet, and ain't nothin' wrong with a lil breat augmentation as long as the lady is happy and comfortable with her body and appearance.

rap? nah Motown-
-Motown...please, I didn't say I like rap, my least favorite genre, but there are a few songs here and there......

grunge? nah pure rock-
Grunge is technically dead, and in my eyes, died with the late great Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana, the greatest grunge band ever to grace the planet, don't tell me you never liked any of Nirvana's songs...if you truly didn't, either you were a huge dork, scared of the new and different, or just plain wrong. I listen to classic rock, and southern rock of your days, and I have the rock of today along with the heavy metal scene to keep me content. And Country still has its time and place with me.

better movies-
-Don't like old movies, I'm a fan of Matrix, Gladiator, Dazed and Confused, Half Baked, Remember the Titans, Saving Private Ryan, the list goes on, its just that movies these days have better plots and technology and throw in great twists, of course we have flops that shouldn't be spoken of also...aka godzilla, twister, volcano, pretty much any natural disaster movie.

bigger backseats-
-Again, Camaro....kinda cramped, Chevelle...plenty-0-room, Bed of truck and basement on summer night...heaven. Why do I need a backseat, I live with my mom who works for the government and is gone 1-3 months at a time, ladies come on home with me.

fist fights, not gun fights-
In the small town of Manchester, Iowa, the fist is still the weapon of choice, guns are for the wannabe white-trash thugs, cuz we dont' have many blacks...maybe 3 right now.

exctasy? nah organic shrooms-
-Well, there are some heavy drugs passed around at the white-trash parties, but we country boys get the occasional guy bringing the acid, still popular, but mostly weed if its gonna be anything more than alcohol and cigs.

beer at 18-
-Who cares, I still get it, buyers know what its like to look for beer so they help us out, I always have enough for the weekend, plus it gives us a little adrenaline rush knowing we aren't supposed to do it and we could get caught any time so be ready.

great looking gals in tight Levi jeans-
The ladies are still looking great my way, hell, the jeans girls wear these days are pretty much bell-bottoms, tight on that a$$ and get a little bigger after the knee, they just call them flares now.

Stadium shows-
-Concerts you mean? Well, the best concerts I have ever been to have all been in tightly packed small venues such as Hairy Mary's in Des Moines, the old Super Toad in Des Moines and other in surrounding area. Large shows in big arena's aren't as good, as for the price of tickets, its still basically the same price, just changed with inflation, so did minimum wage so there goes that argument.

Chiefs win Super Bowl 1/11/70-
-Well, I think being the second winningest team of the 90's was good enough for me, the championship will come with time, and I know it will before my time is up.

06-07-2001, 12:29 AM
I hate to tell you little one, but ladies as myself have hit it and it's the PUPS like you that haven't...Nor do you/or will you understand it. But the point?
;) I'm way ahead of you and enjoying it to the max~:D

Bob Dole
06-07-2001, 02:40 AM

While Bob Dole appreciates an occasional spin of <i>Spit It Out</i> or <i>Wait and Bleed</i> (Hey, you've got to love a song with the line "My eyes are red and gold..."), it's a stretch to think that more than 20 people will ever consider Slipknot's stuff "classic." It's not like you find yourself humming their songs while you cook dinner or anything...

And it sounds to Bob Dole like you're admitting that 70's big blocks are better than anything available in the 90's. (And count yourself lucky if your brother has a '72 Malibu convertible with the Z15 package, since there were probably fewer than 100 produced.)

Bob Dole isn't sure what to make of your commentary regarding "breat augmentation." (But knows that if you ignore health implications, natural breats beat silicone breats and silicone breats beat saline breats and it seems that most of them you find in the 90's are saline.)

Bed of a truck? (Oh yeah...you're in Iowa.) Tell you what--Bob Dole will put the back seat of Bob Dole's parent's 1976 Mercury Marquis up against your pickup bed any day (especially if it's raining). Maybe we should put up a "ladies only" poll and find out.

Oh never mind... Anyone who thinks that having a winning record is "good enough" isn't going to pay attention to an old fart anyway. :D

06-07-2001, 10:12 AM
you're back in the "I'm a party machine-man whore womanizer".....a while back when someone mentioned your pop's name, you did a 180..

which is it?

My 15 year old cousin is putting together a 66 cadillac....The seats ar HUGE.....I think its the pimpest ride a young man could hope for....

I drove a 79 thunderbird and 77 cutlas so seat room was never the problem.

06-07-2001, 04:23 PM
bell bottoms...60's and 70's...

Cars.. what year Malibu?

Miusic...Classic rock? from what decade? And today's country is not country. It's pop. You want country? Merle, and George, and Willie. Any one who dogs motown is clueless.

Sounds to me like you were born two decades late.

KS Smitty
06-07-2001, 04:37 PM
Contrary to your information deadly STD's don't only come from trailer trash ho's or whatever you want to call them. Anyone can get them and spread them. Maybe that's the problem, too many kids think that if she's the prom queen she's clean or the high school quarterback, the school geek (they were nerds in my day). Abstinence is the only real way to protect yourself, and ya sound like such a stud I'm sure you buy your condoms by the case and only use them once and NEVER have unprotected sex.

06-09-2001, 10:36 AM
Reached the halfway point of my life today..45

Just taking a minute from the activities that the family has planned for me today to cyber-celebrate my birthday with some of my cyber friends....

And what's really fun is i get the same treatment next week for Father's Day!!!!!!!

:D :cool: :)

Here's to the 60's & 70's (especially my "Class of '74" compadres).....

BTW Aturnis, most of the attire worn by kids your age nowadays originated in the late 60's and early 70's, so there's nothing original about fashion these days...


06-09-2001, 01:08 PM
aturnis - 302(Ford) cid - 5.0L
305(Chevy)cid - 5.0L
350(Chevy)cid - 5.7L
351(Ford)cid - 5.8L
400(Chevy)cid - 6.2L
Thats all I can remember.

keg in kc
06-09-2001, 01:32 PM
Happy birthday mark!