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the Talking Can
10-04-2007, 07:30 PM
holy %$&!

this may be the worst movie ever made...the acting is too painful to watch....half the cast are faking accents, half aren't...

Michael Madson is wearing the most wicked mullet ever, and looks as if he has been eating handfuls of candy coated pills...




wow

http://www.upcominghorrormovies.com/movies/bloodrayne.jpg


sci-fi channel right now

Mr. Laz
10-04-2007, 07:33 PM
loken has turned all amazon too so you can't really even watch it for the eye candy.

the Talking Can
10-04-2007, 07:35 PM
Plot Synopsis: "Sucks"

Jenson71
10-04-2007, 07:37 PM
What a cast - ranging from Ben Kingsley, to the daugher of Charlie Chaplin, to Meat Loaf, and Michael Madsen.

Deberg_1990
10-04-2007, 07:38 PM
Clearly a "Paycheck" movie for all involved...

jidar
10-04-2007, 07:39 PM
I know.

Uwe Boll is the worst director of all time... but even so I decided to try to watch Bloodrayne. I have a much higher than average tolerance for bad movies and I figured "Hot chicks in tights and Vampires? How could you **** that up?"
I was wrong... so horribly wrong...

Deberg_1990
10-04-2007, 07:39 PM
Ahh....its a Uwe Boll flick....that explains it...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383222/

the Talking Can
10-04-2007, 07:45 PM
i'm watching simply to test my pain threshhold...it is not "funny" bad, it is offensively bad...i want these actors and actresses to die...

Jenson71
10-04-2007, 07:45 PM
It has a sequel. :D

the Talking Can
10-04-2007, 07:50 PM
"He has pictures of me blowing a mule"


that's what Ben Kingsley's face is saying right now...

unlurking
10-04-2007, 09:05 PM
I saw that on the new release shelf at Blockbuster last weekend. I was like who the f*ck would pay for this shit?!

Valiant
10-04-2007, 09:07 PM
Its a lot better on the unrated dvd.. lots of nudity and tons of gore/blood.. plot wise it sucks, titty/gore wise it is a great horror flick..

Deberg_1990
10-04-2007, 09:10 PM
I saw that on the new release shelf at Blockbuster last weekend. I was like who the f*ck would pay for this shit?!

Im actually amazed at the crap i see rented at my local Blockbuster.

I dont know why people waste money on that direct to video crap like "Road House 2" and "Dukes of Hazzard 2" ???

SNR
10-04-2007, 09:54 PM
On the plus side, does this mean a new nickname for our kicker? They're even spelled similarily (Rayne and Rayner).

Dave "Blood" Rayner

RINGLEADER
10-04-2007, 10:00 PM
I was on the set of Alone in the Dark 2 a few weeks back. He's got a formula for making movies that seems to work. For the investors at least.

Rain Man
10-04-2007, 10:08 PM
Im actually amazed at the crap i see rented at my local Blockbuster.

I dont know why people waste money on that direct to video crap like "Road House 2" and "Dukes of Hazzard 2" ???

Dukes of Hazzard 2 does a great job of filling in back story and letting us know how the characters developed.

Or...maybe I'm thinking of Citizen Kane.

irishjayhawk
10-04-2007, 10:31 PM
Duh. It also tops the most random sex scene, narrowly defeating A History of Violence.