View Full Version : Hey Everyone - Mark M is 30!!!

06-12-2001, 07:47 AM
Our resident comedian is 30!!

Well have to start using bigger fonts to assist his failing eyes and see if we can get some sort of collection going for Viagra.

Happy Birthday Mark!!!

~29 and rubbing it in

06-12-2001, 07:57 AM
Happy birthday!

Barely remembers 30.

Mark M
06-12-2001, 08:06 AM
Thanks fellas! And don't worry about increasing the font size ... my bifocals work great.

Now where did I leave my walker ... ?

~~Feeling old beyond his years.

06-12-2001, 09:17 AM
Notice how the Viagra question is convienently avoided!

Mark M
06-12-2001, 09:35 AM
I would've made a comment, but nothing came up. ;)

~~Wandering punster.

06-12-2001, 09:52 AM
I think the only reason a young pup of 30 would need a walker is from all the bricks guys like Gaz and I would be throwing at him. ;)

Happy B-day, Mark!

Lightning Rod
06-12-2001, 10:06 AM
Happy Birthday

going to have ya by 6 in less than a month so no depends jokes from me.

06-12-2001, 11:06 AM
You know what's scary: i'm 3 years younger, and have been married 7 times longer!

I've got a plan for how to spend you're birthday: put on you're new Jermaine Dye jersey, go down to the K, and see baseball's next electrifying superstar-Independence's own Albert Pujols.

Oh yeah, some guy named McGwire will be there too.

Mark M
06-12-2001, 11:28 AM
Boy, you started married life early, didn't you? I'm kind of a late bloomer.

Actually, I'm going to the game tonight!! I think our seats are right behind home plate (although they could be club level ... either way, not bad).

Hopefully, the Royals won't get spanked. Me, on the other hand ... ;)

~~In reality, hates pain.

06-12-2001, 11:52 AM
Club level is well within McGwire's range. ;) Especially in the outfield.

can't wait to finally catch up to you in September. Yeah, I was married 2 weeks after my 21st birthday. Already got 2 kids(that I know of ;) ). You did good not rushing into it.

Enjoy the game tonight!

06-12-2001, 12:56 PM
Mark congratulations on making 30. It's all down hill from now on. Now time starts to really speed up. And you can't believe how fast the years start flying by. I'm 43 and my 30th seems like... Well, last week. Enjoy while you still can. :D

06-12-2001, 01:56 PM
Happy B-day Mark!

30 is such an odd age to hit...I try not to think about it too much :)

Oh wait...I guess I should be positive :) Grats!

06-12-2001, 02:41 PM

Conratulations on reaching the 30/77 milestone.

See putting it as a fraction it not so bad, is it?

Have a great time!

Mark M
06-12-2001, 02:54 PM
The fraction is okay except for one thing: to me, it implies an expiration date. :eek:

~~Has enough preservatives in him to last a long, long time (insert sound of knocking on wood).

06-12-2001, 03:18 PM
Happy Birthday Mark.
Don't worry about turning 30. It's turning 37 that should scare ya. Because then statistically you're half dead.
Hope you feel better.