PDA

View Full Version : Herm's Presser


kstater
11-11-2007, 02:20 PM
Herm: This was a hard fought game today. We had some turnovers that cost us the game. I'm flustrated with the way we moved the ball on offense today. Our quarterback went down with an injury and we couldn't overcome that.

Q: What's the status on Damon Huard.
Herm: I don't want to comment on that until we know more. I know you guys have a job to do, but I don't like to comment on injuries where I don't know the full extent of the injury.

Q: Will Brodie Croyle play next week?

Herm: If Damon can't go, yes. But I don't like a starter to lose his job because of injury.

Q: Wouldn't you agree that the offense moved the ball much more effectively with Brodie?

Herm: I'm not so sure about that. Brodie made some mistakes, threw an interception.








This thread is completely made up.

dj56dt58
11-11-2007, 02:21 PM
you mother****er

Mecca
11-11-2007, 02:21 PM
Damon Huard is still going to be the starter.......sigh it's the Chiefs.

dj56dt58
11-11-2007, 02:21 PM
sad thing is, it's probably accurate

cdcox
11-11-2007, 02:22 PM
It fooled me.

kcpasco
11-11-2007, 02:22 PM
Damnit, when will Herm lose this love affair with Damon.

I can't ****ing take it anymore.

siberian khatru
11-11-2007, 02:23 PM
Do it, you mother****er. Do it. Start Huard. Hell, we're gonna lose the game anyway.

VonneMarie
11-11-2007, 02:23 PM
I thought that was real. LOL!

:redface:

kstater
11-11-2007, 02:24 PM
Herm actually said he would have put Brodie in after the fumble even if Damon wasn't hurt.

Real

Tribal Warfare
11-11-2007, 02:24 PM
he'll make the decision on the QB position on Tuesday

banyon
11-11-2007, 02:24 PM
---competitive game. (says this a few times, to make sure it is true).

give Dungver credit..


Teicher asks about switch:

"Would you have made QB switch if no injury"

Herm: Yes (Lies)

Petro: what about at half time?

Herm: We were ahead so we didn't need to switch.

PastorMikH
11-11-2007, 02:24 PM
Probably as good of a thread as any to ask since I missed it. Did Huard get hurt or Herm just pull him? I got home and got the game on during Brodie's first series.

blueballs
11-11-2007, 02:24 PM
at Indy
does it matter who starts

Bob Dole
11-11-2007, 02:24 PM
Herm is even dumber than any of us expected. Jesus.

Bob Dole
11-11-2007, 02:25 PM
Probably as good of a thread as any to ask since I missed it. Did Huard get hurt or Herm just pull him? I got home and got the game on during Brodie's first series.

HuTard was injured on the hit that resulted in the fumble returned for TD.

cdcox
11-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Probably as good of a thread as any to ask since I missed it. Did Huard get hurt or Herm just pull him? I got home and got the game on during Brodie's first series.

He was on the sideline with an ice pack on his neck, but it was very reminicent of the "injury" that he suffered earlier this season.

Coach
11-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Herm is even dumber than any of us expected. Jesus.

And this surprises you, why?

dirk digler
11-11-2007, 02:26 PM
Pero: what about at half time?

Herm: We were ahead so we didn't need to switch.

LMAO

Herm is one stupid Mofo

banyon
11-11-2007, 02:27 PM
Herm: Brodie comfy in shotgun. made an error trying to throw into tight coverage, but made some good throws too.

Reporter: Why did you throw so much in the 4th Q?

Herm: (with a straight face) You gotta be aggressive at some point

Rep: What about Kolby Smith?

Herm: Priest was going well...

banyon
11-11-2007, 02:28 PM
Reporter: Wasn't it disappointing to lose to a Denver team with so many injuries?

Herm: Some things didn't go our way.

(End of Press conference)

siberian khatru
11-11-2007, 02:29 PM
"Would you have made QB switch if no injury"

Herm: Yes (Lies)

Pero: what about at half time?

Herm: We were ahead so we didn't need to switch.

1) Yes, he lied.

2) Just as I said at halftime. He's content with 8-6. He spent all week talking about how we needed more offensive production (esp. in the first half), and then he all but says that two FGs at home is sufficient.

Lying, lying, LYING sack of shit. With no balls. And large pussy lips.

kcpasco
11-11-2007, 02:29 PM
You play to win the game

Bob Dole
11-11-2007, 02:29 PM
And this surprises you, why?

Because Bob Dole didn't think it was humanly possible to be dumber than Bob Dole thought he was and not need life support.

Coach
11-11-2007, 02:33 PM
Because Bob Dole didn't think it was humanly possible to be dumber than Bob Dole thought he was and not need life support.

Heh. Oh there are people who are much much dumber than GOATSE/Hootie level, that it's just sad.

What's worse is, one of those people is the head coach for the Kansas City Chiefs.

When Herm was hired here, I knew the Chiefs were making a big big big big mistake.

PastorMikH
11-11-2007, 02:34 PM
What's up with Sharp? "How'd Priest do today Shannon?"

"he got 20 caries for 65 yards but he's no Larry Johnson."


??????



Uhm, yeah, OK, LJ would have had a 2.5 ypc average.

Bob Dole
11-11-2007, 02:36 PM
Lenny: What do you think about Cutler?

Herm: He's matured.

Gee, Herm. Did he do that sitting on the ****ing bench or playing?

the Talking Can
11-11-2007, 02:41 PM
Herm plays to lose.

EPodolak
11-11-2007, 02:44 PM
Nobody should care who starts against Indianapolis, the Colts sure don't. Bench Edwards.

scott free
11-11-2007, 02:44 PM
I will have to LITERALLY see Huard start next week, before i believe it.

Herm will open the 6 Floodgates to Flaming Hell with the wrong call here...do the right thing Herm... :fire: (sans smile).

Woe unto you Herm...

the Talking Can
11-11-2007, 02:46 PM
the Colts are going to sodomize us

MichaelH
11-11-2007, 02:49 PM
As we like to say in the redneck south, I'm tellin ya'll that Herm doesn't have a clue. He will stick with Hooturd because he said he's the guy. He knows nothing about offense other than that's when his guys get to catch a breather. I like his mindset on defense but he's a total asshat otherwise.

kcpasco
11-11-2007, 02:50 PM
Huard will feel better tomorrow and Herm will name him starter.

siberian khatru
11-11-2007, 02:54 PM
Huard will feel better tomorrow and Herm will name him starter.

Just like after the Jax game. Amazing, isn't it?

blueballs
11-11-2007, 02:56 PM
Let HUTARD take the hits next week
it's a lost cause any way

kcpasco
11-11-2007, 03:03 PM
Just like after the Jax game. Amazing, isn't it?

Pretty much

When he knows the game is getting out of hand and its his fault he screams INJURY

KC Tattoo
11-11-2007, 03:06 PM
Total BS if Croyle doesn't start. :mad: :cuss:

Croyle played pretty good today he sure looked a hell of alot beter than Hurard!! F***

blueballs
11-11-2007, 03:09 PM
Herm is NOT happy
there will be ass chewings and changes
his body language can't lie

elvomito
11-11-2007, 03:11 PM
here's the audio if you want to listen
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=DCSSF05R3RCD

GoHuge
11-11-2007, 03:11 PM
At the game people where booing the hell out of Damon and chanting Brody. Don't know if it came across on TV or not, but it was pretty pathetic.

Bob Dole
11-11-2007, 03:13 PM
Pretty much

When he knows the game is getting out of hand and its his fault he screams INJURY

The sign of a true leader.

Tribal Warfare
11-11-2007, 03:14 PM
At the game people where booing the hell out of Damon and chanting Brody. Don't know if it came across on TV or not, but it was pretty pathetic.



It was very recognizable

blueballs
11-11-2007, 03:14 PM
here's the audio if you want to listen
http://www.supload.com/listen?s=DCSSF05R3RCD

The End Zone Show on channel 5 played the presser
Herm furrowed brow says alot

hrhiner
11-11-2007, 03:22 PM
Those that can't play, teach. Those that can't play or teach become CP's Coach. Right Herm?

kcfanXIII
11-11-2007, 03:35 PM
dude hit it on the head with his mock presser. per http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/11/11/herm_edwards_postgame_comments__broncos/


HERM EDWARDS: “It was a competitive game in the first half and then two costly mistakes where we turned the ball over offensively and missed a tackle on a blitz and the guy scores. Then another turnover and the guy scores and it’s a 14-point swing all of a sudden.”

“It’s one of those games where momentum is key and the second half is similar to last week where we relinquished the lead in the fourth quarter. We had a lead at home and you hope you can build on that.”

Q: Would you have made the QB switch if Damon Huard had not been injured?

EDWARDS: “Yeah.”

Q: Is this for real now?

EDWARDS: “I haven’t decided anything. I’ll wait till Monday.”

Q: What was the conversation at halftime about the QB position?

EDWARDS: “We needed to get something going offensively and we were going to wait until the third quarter to see what happened. We just felt at that time when the score became what it became and we were struggling on offense and needed a spark. I thought Brodie came in and drove the team at times. Did a pretty good job but didn’t score any points. But he moved the team some and that was good. For the most part, he made some good throws and had a little energy.”

Q: Are you surprised that nine games into the season that the division is the way it is?

EDWARDS: “Yeah, a lot of people felt that some teams would have more wins in our division than they have at this point and time. You’ve got to win; you can’t count on teams losing. No one anticipated the division lead would just have four wins right now. No one anticipated that at all.”

Q: Was giving Priest Holmes 20 carries more than you wanted?

EDWARDS: “He ran pretty well. That’s a lot for him all of a sudden. He did a good job. He hit some holes and made some on his own and made some guys miss.”

Q: Did you see better decision making from Croyle than what you saw in the pre-season?

EDWARDS: “Yeah, I thought he was more comfortable. He’s really comfortable in the shotgun. He can see everything coming at him and gets the ball out of hands. He moved around OK.”

Q: You came out throwing the second half; did you feel that you had to open it up some?

EDWARDS: “A little bit because they were putting eight guys in the box. We just felt we could throw it and you have to be aggressive at some point. We got some match-ups we thought we could win with but it didn’t work out. But we couldn’t get anything deep down the field because they kept the ball in front.”

Q: Defensively your thoughts on your team’s play?

EDWARDS: “We missed some tackles and the corner missed the tackle on the edge [on Denver’s first touchdown]. At that point if you hold them to a field goal there you feel OK.
Broncos Head Coach Mike Shanahan

On winning in Kansas City: ”(The Chiefs) have been so good over the years taking advantage of their home field, with their crowd, and finding a way to win. It’s nice to come into here and find a way to do it ourselves. They have the best home record in the National Football League over the last five or six years. They play well here and it’s nice to come out with a win.“

On winning after trailing at the half: “We made some big plays in the third quarter and were up 14 points off of three plays. It was a good team win. We had a lot of penalties, but we still found a way to win.“

On RB Selvin Young’s speed: “Kansas City is probably surprised by his speed now. He’s a little bit faster than most people think. He has great quickness and we’ve been able to see it. In the second half he did a great job of securing that ball. He played hard and is probably a little tired. He came in with a lot of pressure on him and he reacted well.“

On QB Jay Cutler: “He played pretty good. I thought he made a couple of plays and I think he would probably like to have a couple of plays back as well. That’s the nature of this game. You have to find a way to make some plays when nothing is there and I thought that he did that a couple of times.“

On the decision to start S Hamza Abdullah for injured S John Lynch: “We just thought that they were going to throw the football and Abdullah has a little more range, he’s more of a nickel-type safety. That’s one of the reasons that we started the game off in a nickel-type defense. They did a good job of running the football and got us out of the nickel and back into base personnel. We rotated alignments and I thought that we kept them a little off-balance.”


dude hit it on the head with his mock presser. per kcchiefs.com