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Rain Man
11-12-2007, 08:52 PM
So...what happens when Damon is feeling better? Cast your vote in the poll, and then explain your choices. Your explanation will get one bonus point for each of the following words that is used.


1. Wobble
2. Time
3. Fate
4. Injury
5. Stigma
6. Hall
7. Egregious
8. Rifle
9. Matriculate
10. Trial
11. Howitzer
12. Imaginary
13. Nebulous
14. King
15. Idiot
16. Necrophilia
17. Giraffe

Mr. Arrowhead
11-12-2007, 09:07 PM
far as i know Damon can play, he lost his job due to being inconsistent

Phobia
11-12-2007, 09:07 PM
It wobble time and twist of fate for injury head Damon Hard. He have accident walk down hall and gregarious robertson coach the Syrcuse to suck but one shot from howitzer fix it all, it trial and error for you. A giraffe have necrophilia sometime when he turn his head only one way and the king of the jungle sneak up his other side and mactrigulate his teeth down into the nebulous deliciousness. Then I stigma rifle up his butt and pull trigger.

Rain Man
11-12-2007, 09:19 PM
So far, phobia has offered the best argument, based on points.

FAX
11-12-2007, 09:23 PM
Time will tell if the Chiefs can overcome the Stigma of Egregious drafting and field a quarterback who can Matriculate the ball with a Rifle arm and Howitzer-like throws as opposed to the Wobble passes we’ve seen from the Imaginary Injury prone, Idiot, Downfield Huard.

And, while Brodie is making his way to the Hall of fame, King Carl will, hopefully, be doing Time after having used Nebulous excuses at Trial for engaging in Necrophilia with a dead Giraffe.

I would also like to note that, in Greek mythology, the Fates were the daughters of Zeus. One of them was named Atropos. This is where we get the term “atrophy” from which, in turn, describes Downfield’s throwing arm. Why is this important? It’s not, but I had to get that word in somehow.

FAX

Phobia
11-12-2007, 09:26 PM
Time will tell if the Chiefs can overcome the Stigma of Egregious drafting and field a quarterback who can Matriculate the ball with a Rifle arm and Howitzer-like throws as opposed to the Wobble passes we’ve seen from the Imaginary Injury prone, Idiot, Downfield Huard.

And, while Brodie is making his way to the Hall of fame, King Carl will, hopefully, be doing Time after having used Nebulous excuses at Trial for engaging in Necrophilia with a dead Giraffe.

I would also like to note that, in Greek mythology, the Fates were the daughters of Zeus. One of them was named Atropos. This is where we get the term “atrophy” from which, in turn, describes Downfield’s throwing arm. Why is this important? It’s not, but I had to get that word in somehow.

FAX

Idiot.

noa
11-12-2007, 09:27 PM
Croyle's going to have to matriculate in the school of hard knocks at first, and that will make him wobble. But give him time because he's got a rifle for an arm that's going to function more like a howitzer and cause great injury to the opponent. His first few mistakes will probably be egregious, but this is going to be a trial by fire for him. The stigma of coming off the bench won't stop him from making the Hall of Fame. It is his fate and now is his time.
We just have to make sure he doesn't drink any of that tainted Gatorade that can make him see imaginary giraffes so he'll think he is the king of the jungle in some sort of nebulous hallucination.
And finally, we can leave that idiot Huard on the bench so he can practice his necrophilia like the sicko he is.

ClevelandBronco
11-12-2007, 09:42 PM
How about that? 13 votes all in agreement so far.

Rain Man
11-12-2007, 09:48 PM
It appears that Croyle will be unburdened by high fan expectations.

FAX
11-12-2007, 10:00 PM
Idiot.

Are you going to allow this kind of behavior in your thread, Mr. Rain Man?

FAX

Rain Man
11-12-2007, 10:02 PM
Are you going to allow this kind of behavior in your thread, Mr. Rain Man?

FAX


I kind of want to see a fight tonight.

Deberg_1990
11-12-2007, 10:04 PM
I dont care if Croyle throws 30 INTs the rest of the year. He deserves a chance to play and learn for the rest of the season.

This team isnt going anywhere, and wouldnt even with Brady and Manning behind center. There are alot more problems than just the QB.

Phobia
11-12-2007, 10:07 PM
I kind of want to see a fight tonight.

How many points do I get for using "bald" in a response?

Rain Man
11-12-2007, 10:17 PM
How many points do I get for using "bald" in a response?

Clarification: I don't want to be involved in the fight. I just want to watch it.

Phobia
11-12-2007, 10:22 PM
Clarification: I don't want to be involved in the fight. I just want to watch it.
Well, I don't want to fight Mr. FAT. He's too old plus he might get weepy and leave. Nobody wants this. Not even Hootie.

ClevelandBronco
11-12-2007, 10:24 PM
If my team didn't suck I'd join the fight.

Logical
11-12-2007, 10:37 PM
Hopefully the Hutard trial is over, though the idiot King Carl will try to compound his egregious error of forcing playing time to that wobble master Hutard. When we had a young gun with a howitzer for an arm to rifle passes to Bowe and Tony while we matriculate the ball down the field that will eventually leads to a Hall of Fame career. Hopefully fate will not have the injury bug strike at Brodie so that Carl can force Herm to revert back to Hutard for the imaginary and nebulous gains towards a playoff that we can only make by having a giraffe engage in necrophilla which would bring a stigma to the franchise we would never live down.


I think I got all 17, but I must admit the last sentence might have been a stretch.:p

Logical
11-12-2007, 10:41 PM
What are the odds that both Mr. FAX and I would both have a giraffe engaged in necrophilla. Scary.

RJ
11-12-2007, 10:45 PM
The Necrophile Song was written by a friend of mine many years ago. Here is the chorus, all sung to minor chords:

I like it better

With a coffin for a bed

I still love you baby

But I wish that you were dead


My friend was a hopeless romantic.