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bobbything
11-13-2007, 01:37 PM
I don't care what they are. Just want 25 random questions from the Planet. I will use the first 25 replies; or whatever I can get. Need them for an office thing. Do your best to keep them PG-13 and under.

Thanks in advance.

chasedude
11-13-2007, 01:39 PM
how much time do you spend surfing the planet at work?

HolmeZz
11-13-2007, 01:40 PM
How many times have you photocopied your ass?

Pushead2
11-13-2007, 01:41 PM
How much time do you spend looking at your testicles?

Braincase
11-13-2007, 01:42 PM
Who on the board are you trying to impress with the intention of getting 'em into bed?

Pushead2
11-13-2007, 01:43 PM
Who on the board are you trying to impress with the intention of getting 'em into bed?

good point :shake:

FAX
11-13-2007, 01:52 PM
Do you sweat more on one side of your body?

FAX

MIAdragon
11-13-2007, 01:56 PM
Tried antifreeze lately?

ClevelandBronco
11-13-2007, 01:58 PM
Should people who download music from free "sharing" sites be subject to civil or criminal punishment?

Delano
11-13-2007, 02:02 PM
What is your mother's maiden name?

What is your Social Security number?

What is your date of birth?

It's really a sequence of questions, but you can pick whatever you want.

stlchiefs
11-13-2007, 02:13 PM
Are you fatter than Mangino?

pr_capone
11-13-2007, 02:14 PM
1. Does a spoon full of sugar really help the medicine go down?

2. Does your chewing gum loose its flavor when on the bed post over night?

3. Does a woodchuck chuck wood?

4. How do they fit all those clowns into that tiny car?

5. Why did / does God want men to hack off their foreskins? He did put them there after all...

6. Was the "why did the chicken cross the road?" joke EVER funny?

7. What do you call a male ladybug?

8. Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

9. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

10. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

RJ
11-13-2007, 02:17 PM
If you could be any kind of animal, what would you be?

ClevelandBronco
11-13-2007, 02:17 PM
9. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

My freezer has a light.

Bugeater
11-13-2007, 02:18 PM
What's your password?

pr_capone
11-13-2007, 02:18 PM
My freezer has a light.

Thats the first I have ever heard of then. lol

Must be nice to be wealthy and rub it the the faces of less fortunate, non light in freezer having people, such as myself. :harumph:

Bugeater
11-13-2007, 02:19 PM
Who the hell do you think you are?

MIAdragon
11-13-2007, 02:19 PM
Thats the first I have ever heard of then. lol

yea I call BS

pr_capone
11-13-2007, 02:20 PM
I DEMAND A PICTURE!

You must also hold up todays copy of the news paper so we know it is really you.

And those add-a-light closet lights that you have to click on yourself don't count. :p

Bugeater
11-13-2007, 02:21 PM
Thats the first I have ever heard of then. lol

Must be nice to be wealthy and rub it the the faces of less fortunate, non light in freezer having people, such as myself. :harumph:
I think all side-by-side refrigerators have them.

Nzoner
11-13-2007, 02:22 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

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chasedude
11-13-2007, 02:23 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

http://tinyurl.com/3cr4xb

ROFL

Bugeater
11-13-2007, 02:24 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

http://tinyurl.com/3cr4xb
ROFL Ever been in a Turkish prison?

ClevelandBronco
11-13-2007, 02:30 PM
I think all side-by-side refrigerators have them.

I do have a side-by-side. Maybe that does make a difference.

Rain Man
11-13-2007, 02:32 PM
If you were falling off of a really high building, and there was nothing below you but a massive empty concrete parking lot, would you:

a) point your head down to speed up and get it over with

b) flail and try to fly and try to make a parachute out of your pants

c) relax and enjoy the view

d) pretend that you were Superman

Skip Towne
11-13-2007, 02:36 PM
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

stevieray
11-13-2007, 02:39 PM
If you were falling off of a really high building, and there was nothing below you but a massive empty concrete parking lot, would you:

a) point your head down to speed up and get it over with

b) flail and try to fly and try to make a parachute out of your pants

c) relax and enjoy the view

d) pretend that you were Superman

e) aim for the aprikose BMW that just pulled in

FAX
11-13-2007, 02:48 PM
My freezer has a light.

That's nothin'. Mr. DaneMcCloud has a freezer with a Tiffany candelabra, classic, hand-blown wall sconces, and a methane gas fountain.

FAX

Rain Man
11-13-2007, 02:49 PM
e) aim for the aprikose BMW that just pulled in

It is a soft top.




How about this?

You have been abducted by large aliens. They think you're cute and huggable, and they decide to keep you as a pet. You get all of the food and water you need, and you get the run of the spaceship. They like to pick you up and pet you. However, you can't communicate with them at all, and you're the only thing that they picked up from Earth on their visit. Is this better than your current life, or worse?

MIAdragon
11-13-2007, 02:54 PM
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
To keep the "due" in check!!

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Gonzo
11-13-2007, 02:54 PM
1. Why do they swab convicts with iodine before giving them a leathal injection?

2. Why don't they make the entire plane out of the little black box material?

3. What are those little things called on the ends of shoelaces?

4. When activley participating in Bukkake, is it inappropriate to say, "Launching photon torpedos captain!" in your best Jekov voice before slapping her with your vanilla pudding?

plbrdude
11-13-2007, 05:31 PM
where does the white go when the snow melts?

Rain Man
11-13-2007, 05:38 PM
If you were an Assyrian king and you had just wiped out an entire city and you were planning to put their heads on stakes atop the city walls, would you arrange them so that they're all facing out, all facing in, or would you arrange them so that they looked like they were having conversations with each other?

RJ
11-13-2007, 05:43 PM
If you were an Assyrian king and you had just wiped out an entire city and you were planning to put their heads on stakes atop the city walls, would you arrange them so that they're all facing out, all facing in, or would you arrange them so that they looked like they were having conversations with each other?



Too obvious.

Bob Dole
11-13-2007, 05:47 PM
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

stevieray
11-13-2007, 05:54 PM
Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?

because you park in your driveway.

plbrdude
11-13-2007, 05:56 PM
because you park in your driveway.


right, and you drive on the parkway

Ari Chi3fs
11-13-2007, 05:58 PM
Why are MUrons and Donko fans such horrible people?

Ultra Peanut
11-13-2007, 06:09 PM
Who is Mike Jones?

Macroach
11-13-2007, 06:11 PM
It is a soft top.




How about this?

You have been abducted by large aliens. They think you're cute and huggable, and they decide to keep you as a pet. You get all of the food and water you need, and you get the run of the spaceship. They like to pick you up and pet you. However, you can't communicate with them at all, and you're the only thing that they picked up from Earth on their visit. Is this better than your current life, or worse?

:hmmm: Great question. If only I knew the answer...

Halfcan
11-13-2007, 07:35 PM
How many different items have you stuck your ass?