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barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:34 PM
i think a great beard is the definition of a man


http://www.wizards.com/sideboard/images/ptcha06/beards.jpg

Silock
11-13-2007, 08:37 PM
404: Great beard not found.

Thig Lyfe
11-13-2007, 08:39 PM
This thread is the definition of suck.

Phobia
11-13-2007, 08:39 PM
I really need to grow a better beard. My wife likes the traditional 'tee closely trimmed. I like a big shaggy thing you can store a cheeseburger in to eat for a snack later.

Rudy lost the toss
11-13-2007, 08:40 PM
goatee... balding...overweight

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:40 PM
This thread is the definition of suck.

thank you for your support in my thread making skills

BucEyedPea
11-13-2007, 08:41 PM
I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:41 PM
I really need to grow a better beard. My wife likes the traditional 'tee closely trimmed. I like a big shaggy thing you can store a cheeseburger in to eat for a snack later.

that would be a nice beard

Spott
11-13-2007, 08:42 PM
Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?

Phobia
11-13-2007, 08:42 PM
I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.
We've all seen your perspectives. They're generally misguided Pats/Bucs fan.

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:43 PM
I hate beards except on certain men.
A real man is hairless though. If ya' wanna a woman's perspective.

who would ever ask for a womans perspective

Phobia
11-13-2007, 08:43 PM
Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?
They are pretty scary, huh?

Count Zarth
11-13-2007, 08:43 PM
Francis Ford Coppola once said if you grow a beard, people will respect you more. It worked for George Lucas - for a while.

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:44 PM
Did you get these pics off of one of those websites that list all sexual predators in your city?

yes they are the top san marcos sex offenders

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:45 PM
Francis Ford Coppola once said if you grow a beard, people will respect you more. It worked for George Lucas - for a while.

beard=respect ..truer words have never been spoken

Spott
11-13-2007, 08:46 PM
They are pretty scary, huh?


Those dudes look like they could be the board of directors for NAMBLA.

Phobia
11-13-2007, 08:49 PM
The dude with the flower in his ear looks like he's from Hickory.

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:49 PM
Those dudes look like they could be the board of directors for NAMBLA.

north american marlon brando look alikes?

Deberg_1990
11-13-2007, 08:50 PM
goatee... balding...overweight

Chicks dig the beards...

C-Mac
11-13-2007, 08:50 PM
What about the beard combover?
http://mortar.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sierra_mist_hair_1.jpg

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:50 PM
Chicks dig the beards...

thats true except for on that asian

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:51 PM
What about the beard combover?
http://mortar.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/sierra_mist_hair_1.jpg

that is a man

JohninGpt
11-13-2007, 08:52 PM
thats true except for on that asian
And the dude with the Amish thing going, I doubt he gets much.

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:54 PM
And the dude with the Amish thing going, I doubt he gets much.

i bet he gets alot of girls who worship guitar hero

FAX
11-13-2007, 08:56 PM
This, of course, is a question that has challenged the thinking of history's greatest minds, Mr. barry_smilez20.

From Vissarion Belinsky to William James, from Hakuin Ekaku to Pavel Florensky, intellectuals from every discipline and era have wrestled with this highly immanent and subjective problem to agree at last that the "Real Man" can be both defined and identified as possessing the following three qualities:

Big pecker. Big bank account. Big tittaws on the babes.

FAX

Deberg_1990
11-13-2007, 08:56 PM
I thought the definition of a man was judged by his penis size??

Count Zarth
11-13-2007, 08:57 PM
thats true except for on that asian

If you're asian you gotta go Fu Manchu:

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/133/bressyrfumanchuzh3.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 08:58 PM
I thought the definition of a man was judged by his penis size??
so asians cant be men

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 09:00 PM
This, of course, is a question that has challenged the thinking of history's greatest minds, Mr. barry_smilez20.

From Vissarion Belinsky to William James, from Hakuin Ekaku to Pavel Florensky, intellectuals from every discipline and era have wrestled with this highly immanent and subjective problem to agree at last that the "Real Man" can be both defined and identified as possessing the following three qualities:

Big pecker. Big bank account. Big tittaws on the babes.

FAX
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barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 09:01 PM
malibus a real man

Tribal Warfare
11-13-2007, 09:01 PM
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this can only be expressed through song

barry_smilez20
11-13-2007, 09:04 PM
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malibu and spartans are men