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RockChalk
11-14-2007, 07:36 AM
Every so often I have these dreams where I'm bangin' a friends significant other. Anyone else have these dreams? Other than the dreams, I never even think about doing such things to their women. Am I an asshole? Has anyone ever told their friends about having these dreams?

As FAX might say, sorry if re-post. Sorry if bad post.

ROYC75
11-14-2007, 07:38 AM
You just might be normal ?

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 07:40 AM
Nothing wrong with that, you can look at the menu but don't order.

Mecca
11-14-2007, 07:41 AM
I don't have those but I think it's largely due to my friends' wives being highly bitchy, annoying, and unattractive to look at.

JohninGpt
11-14-2007, 07:42 AM
Every so often I have these dreams where I'm bangin' a friends significant other. Anyone else have these dreams? Other than the dreams, I never even think about doing such things to their women. Am I an asshole? Has anyone ever told their friends about having these dreams?

As FAX might say, sorry if re-post. Sorry if bad post.
You might be an asshole, but that's irrelevent :D .

Is your friends name Brodie? If so I think I had the same dream.

BigRedChief
11-14-2007, 07:47 AM
Okay to dream but acting on that dream and screwing around with the buddies wife/GF is a big time violation of a man law.

Skip Towne
11-14-2007, 07:49 AM
I don't have dreams like that but I wish I did.

Mecca
11-14-2007, 07:50 AM
Skip needs Cialis just to dream like that.

chasedude
11-14-2007, 07:54 AM
Sure I do. Been awhile since I've had one with a Friend's GF though. I have a notion to go back to sleep :D

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 07:58 AM
Every so often I have these dreams where I'm bangin' a friends significant other. Anyone else have these dreams? Other than the dreams, I never even think about doing such things to their women. Am I an asshole? Has anyone ever told their friends about having these dreams?

As FAX might say, sorry if re-post. Sorry if bad post.

Does it result in wet sheets??

Skip Towne
11-14-2007, 08:05 AM
Skip needs Cialis just to dream like that.
Sad ain't it?

burt
11-14-2007, 08:17 AM
Every so often I have these dreams where I'm bangin' a friends significant other. Anyone else have these dreams? Other than the dreams, I never even think about doing such things to their women. Am I an asshole? Has anyone ever told their friends about having these dreams?

As FAX might say, sorry if re-post. Sorry if bad post.

Nope, I have never even met Brodie Croyle or John Travolta.......much less been their friends......but hey if they call, I am game.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 08:42 AM
Okay to dream but acting on that dream and screwing around with the buddies wife/GF is a big time violation of a man law.

Confirmed. I've never even considered something like that and would never do such a thing.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 08:43 AM
Does it result in wet sheets??

Nope...haven't had one of those since I was in my teens. Sex in dreams always ends right before I "blow my load"...I've always wondered why that is?

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 08:45 AM
Confirmed. I've never even considered something like that and would never do such a thing.

Describe the dream and the women involved.

sedated
11-14-2007, 08:45 AM
congrats, you're not a homo

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 08:53 AM
congrats, you're not a homo
ROFL

trndobrd
11-14-2007, 09:15 AM
Did anyone else know that Joe Horn posted on the Planet?

Mr. Laz
11-14-2007, 09:26 AM
pretty much normal for guys to dream about banging every chick not related to ya. :shrug:

Cochise
11-14-2007, 09:28 AM
None of my friends have wives anymore, so it's not an issue. Heh

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 09:28 AM
pretty much normal for guys to dream about banging every chick not related to ya. :shrug:

What about the ones who think about the related??

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 09:28 AM
congrats, you're not a homo

well thanks for clearing that one up

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 09:30 AM
pretty much normal for guys to dream about banging every chick not related to ya. :shrug:

Jared Allen would disagree on the "related to ya" part. I believe he thinks it's fun, just illegal. :)

Mr. Laz
11-14-2007, 09:33 AM
What about the ones who think about the related??
that gets a bit twisted.....




supposed a distance cousin wouldn't be that taboo :hmmm:

Ari Chi3fs
11-14-2007, 09:46 AM
what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?

tooge
11-14-2007, 09:51 AM
I don't have those but I think it's largely due to my friends' wives being highly bitchy, annoying, and unattractive to look at.
Some of my friends have wives like that. I still fuk em In dreams but it is grudge fuking.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 10:05 AM
what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?

i would think that is highly frowned upon :shake:

Frosty
11-14-2007, 10:17 AM
what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?


Ewwww.....

JohninGpt
11-14-2007, 10:34 AM
what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?
Would this be your brother wife, or your wifes sister? I think it makes a difference.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 10:36 AM
Would this be your brother wife, or your wifes sister? I think it makes a difference.

true, i didn't consider that.

if it's your bro's wife, then HELL NO.

wife's sister is completely acceptable IMO

Frosty
11-14-2007, 10:43 AM
wife's sister is completely acceptable IMO

Not my wife's sister. Ewwwww, again.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 10:46 AM
Not my wife's sister. Ewwwww, again.

well i figured it was understood that this was a case-by-case basis

HypnotizedMonkey
11-14-2007, 10:49 AM
get your own chick!

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 10:51 AM
get your own chick!

i have my own women...can't really control my dreams ya know

Frosty
11-14-2007, 10:58 AM
well i figured it was understood that this was a case-by-case basis

Sorry. I spazzed when someone used "sex" and "sister-in-law" in the same sentence.

HypnotizedMonkey
11-14-2007, 11:01 AM
Get Professional Therapy... nobody here is licensed. lol

Try not to analyze your dreams .. just go with it!

sedated
11-14-2007, 11:21 AM
what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?

I dream about my brother-in-law's wife all the time.

oooh, the things I would do to her.

siberian khatru
11-14-2007, 11:23 AM
I dream about my brother-in-law's wife all the time.



Wait ... that's, that's .... let's see, add 6, carry the 4, divide by 2 ... THAT'S SICK!

luv
11-14-2007, 11:24 AM
Wait ... that's, that's .... let's see, add 6, carry the 4, divide by 2 ... THAT'S SICK!
ROFL

Gonzo
11-14-2007, 11:28 AM
I would give the pope a dirty sanchez before banging my sister-in-law. I think they have laws preventing anyone banging imbred retards anyway.

StcChief
11-14-2007, 11:46 AM
I dream about my brother-in-law's wife all the time.

oooh, the things I would do to her.

Please get help. forwarding this thread on to your bro-in-law.

BIG_DADDY
11-14-2007, 11:54 AM
Funny thread. That's one wayt o get it done without causing any problems. LMAO

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 12:15 PM
I would give the pope a dirty sanchez before banging my sister-in-law. I think they have laws preventing anyone banging imbred retards anyway.
:eek:

sedated
11-14-2007, 12:18 PM
I would give the pope a dirty sanchez

but would you give him a hot carl?

MaxFects
11-14-2007, 12:20 PM
Never. Their girlfriends become almost like a little sister for me. I like that there are the few females I can be cool without sexual tension or anything like that.

Wile_E_Coyote
11-14-2007, 12:25 PM
Always have a titty in your mouth during the dream

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 12:28 PM
Never. Their girlfriends become almost like a little sister for me. I like that there are the few females I can be cool without sexual tension or anything like that.

homo


JK :)

Hoover
11-14-2007, 12:43 PM
What if its your wifes friend and not a buddy's

Just wondering sine we are all talkin

Ari Chi3fs
11-14-2007, 06:01 PM
Would this be your brother wife, or your wifes sister? I think it makes a difference.


the banging of the sister-in-law is all "hypothetical" of course... but my wife's sister is 5'11 - 38C 24- 36. And 19 years old. She is painfully hot.

88TG88
11-14-2007, 06:12 PM
the banging of the sister-in-law is all "hypothetical" of course... but my wife's sister is 5'11 - 38C 24- 36. And 19 years old. She is painfully hot.
pics

AndChiefs
11-14-2007, 06:12 PM
the banging of the sister-in-law is all "hypothetical" of course... but my wife's sister is 5'11 - 38C 24- 36. And 19 years old. She is painfully hot.


So about meeting your wife's sister...

barry_smilez20
11-14-2007, 08:32 PM
ive told many friends that i want to have sexual relations with their girlfriends ...but most of my friends are men and they take it as a compliment

Frankie
11-14-2007, 08:39 PM
...Am I an asshole? .....
Well,... you ARE a n00b. :hmmm:

Frankie
11-14-2007, 08:40 PM
Skip needs Cialis just to dream like that.
ROFL ROFL

Frankie
11-14-2007, 08:41 PM
Does it result in wet sheets??
Too much information. Please use the PM for this kinda question.

Frankie
11-14-2007, 08:43 PM
congrats, you're not a homo
Unless his friend's wife is a guy.

gta0012
11-14-2007, 09:20 PM
You're just a normal guy. NO ACTING ON IT!!!!

RJ
11-14-2007, 09:59 PM
How about when the girl is the buddy's ex GF? What are the rules of engagement there? Is there a time limit? Or is it hands off for all eternity?

gta0012
11-14-2007, 10:10 PM
Hmm thats usually set by your group of friends. I know my friends are pretty much hands off for that type of shit. Kinda depends on the relationship your boy still has with the girl.

Also remember he has all the ammunition in the world to talk shit on you and her.

GarySpFc
11-14-2007, 10:16 PM
Every so often I have these dreams where I'm bangin' a friends significant other. Anyone else have these dreams? Other than the dreams, I never even think about doing such things to their women. Am I an asshole? Has anyone ever told their friends about having these dreams?

I will tell you how to cure your lust. Think of HIV and then focus on a skull and crossbones. :evil:

Yes, I know you would rather have your dreams, but believe me many of these women would be your worst nightmare. :banghead:

DaneMcCloud
11-14-2007, 11:58 PM
the banging of the sister-in-law is all "hypothetical" of course... but my wife's sister is 5'11 - 38C 24- 36. And 19 years old. She is painfully hot.

And painfully, you're not.


:evil:

patteeu
11-15-2007, 12:12 AM
How about when the girl is the buddy's ex GF? What are the rules of engagement there? Is there a time limit? Or is it hands off for all eternity?

I married my buddy's ex GF so I hope I haven't violated some kind of unwritten law. He was in our wedding and he seems to be OK with it so I think I'm good. I didn't date her until they'd been broken up for over a year so I'm going to say that's the time limit.

BigRedChief
11-15-2007, 06:29 AM
I married my buddy's ex GF so I hope I haven't violated some kind of unwritten law. He was in our wedding and he seems to be OK with it so I think I'm good. I didn't date her until they'd been broken up for over a year so I'm going to say that's the time limit.
That situation would not be a violation of the man law. Sec 19 paragraph 3.

Simplex3
11-15-2007, 07:18 AM
Does it result in wet sheets??
Do you really want to know?

Simplex3
11-15-2007, 07:21 AM
what about dreaming about banging your sister-in-law... what does the "man-law" say about that?
The way I interpret those rules you can dream about it AND given the chance you actually get to do her. You're also supposed to try and get your wife to join.

It's your duty.

Alec R
11-15-2007, 07:29 AM
How about when the girl is the buddy's ex GF? What are the rules of engagement there? Is there a time limit? Or is it hands off for all eternity?

I believe you must seek permission from the buddy, and there needs to be a considerable period of time since the break up.

Being that you would know when your buddy was for the most part "over" it, that's the time limit. AND you still ahve to ask. MINIMUM give a heads up that you have those intentions.

Man Law

BigRedChief
11-15-2007, 08:02 AM
You're also supposed to try and get your wife to join.
Yes, if that happens that would supersede any man laws.

Iowanian
11-15-2007, 08:35 AM
Act on it, and it should be legal for him to skin you alive with a dull knife.

djones82
11-15-2007, 08:43 AM
yeah sometimes my eyes get caught looking but no harm in that

Hoover
11-15-2007, 08:46 AM
OK but what if you friends name is Brodie?

StcChief
11-15-2007, 09:16 AM
OK but what if you friends name is Brodie?
he may play angry....

Mr. Laz
11-15-2007, 09:35 AM
the banging of the sister-in-law is all "hypothetical" of course... but my wife's sister is 5'11 - 38C 24- 36. And 19 years old. She is painfully hot.


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Jilly
11-15-2007, 10:09 AM
To the original question: Just don't say anything and keep it to yourself.
And gentlemen, if you find yourself dreaming about your wife's friends, whatever you do, do not tell your wife. That whole, who would you bang of my friends game, is just an evil ploy

PostalChief
11-15-2007, 10:25 AM
You cannot deviate from the "Guy Code". Any man you meet, look him in the eye, and shake his hand, you cannot skeeze on his woman. This is man code. There is no debate. Step the f@#k up and be a man. Otherwise, the only time this can be circumvented is that you don't know the guy. Therefore, it takes two to tango. Consenting adults, right?

RJ
11-15-2007, 10:39 AM
Yes, if that happens that would supersede any man laws.



I believe that would be unanimously agreed upon.

Ari Chi3fs
11-15-2007, 10:42 AM
thanks for the clarification.