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Bump
11-14-2007, 09:34 AM
I just got back from the eye doctor and I have never seen an ophthalmologist or any doctor for that matter that is soooo hot! I wish I had a pic because this thread may be worthless without one but I had to share! She couldn't have been a day over 30 either. No rings either, I don't know how to flirt with doctors though but damn she is hot!

Mr. Laz
11-14-2007, 09:37 AM
too bad you didn't go in for a groin pull

AZORChiefFan
11-14-2007, 09:38 AM
I just got back from the eye doctor and I have never seen an ophthalmologist or any doctor for that matter that is soooo hot! I wish I had a pic because this thread may be worthless without one but I had to share! She couldn't have been a day over 30 either. No rings either, I don't know how to flirt with doctors though but damn she is hot!

See is she will perform Lasik through your penis.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 09:38 AM
I wish I had a pic because this thread may be worthless without one but I had to share!

you nailed it on the head with that one :banghead:

allen_kcCard
11-14-2007, 09:39 AM
Where was it at? A lot of locations have staff photos on thier websites.

Bump
11-14-2007, 09:45 AM
Where was it at? A lot of locations have staff photos on thier websites.

oh ya didn't think of that! it's the Advanced Laser Center in Oklahoma City. www.alcok.com

Bump
11-14-2007, 09:46 AM
pretty face with a perfect body

FAX
11-14-2007, 09:53 AM
That picture looks a little fuzzy. I think I need an eye exam.

FAX

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 09:54 AM
ehhhhhh

Fly O.T. McWall
11-14-2007, 09:57 AM
That picture looks a little fuzzy. I think I need an eye exam.

FAX
stop masterbating.

RockChalk
11-14-2007, 10:03 AM
pretty face with a perfect body

i take back my statement above

i'd also hit it :hump:

DBO82
11-14-2007, 10:09 AM
ehhhhhh


Nose is too pointy.

Molitoth
11-14-2007, 10:14 AM
Nose is too pointy.

Who cares about her nose?
Lets see the supermodel you are banging.

Pushead2
11-14-2007, 10:17 AM
:hump:

KcMizzou
11-14-2007, 10:18 AM
Here's a pic of my eye doctor.

I ended up spending about twice what I had planned on frames.

"These look so good on you!"

:banghead:

Fish
11-14-2007, 10:24 AM
Did your eye doc offer "happy ending" at the end of the exam? My doc did..... but he wasn't handsome at all....

DBO82
11-14-2007, 10:25 AM
Here's a pic of my eye doctor.

I ended up spending about twice what I had planned on frames.

"These look so good on you!"

:banghead:


dingdingding....we have a winner.

DBO82
11-14-2007, 10:26 AM
Who cares about her nose?
Lets see the supermodel you are banging.


Sorry I left off the sarcasm tag....


No way in hell would I ever put a pic of my wife on here....no way

Molitoth
11-14-2007, 10:30 AM
Didn't sense the sarcasm, sorry.

There are some people on this forum that would say that without the sarcasm.

DBO82
11-14-2007, 10:33 AM
Didn't sense the sarcasm, sorry.

There are some people on this forum that would say that without the sarcasm.



Thats who I was referring to....didn't come off as planned

Frosty
11-14-2007, 10:53 AM
Damn. My eye doctor is this little myopic dude that gets uncomfortably close to your face while in the darkened room.

I need to move to a different town. :shake:

Bump
11-14-2007, 11:32 AM
Here's a pic of my eye doctor.

I ended up spending about twice what I had planned on frames.

"These look so good on you!"

:banghead:


very nice as well!

Rausch
11-14-2007, 12:42 PM
Sorry I left off the sarcasm tag....


No way in hell would I ever put a pic of my wife on here....no way

I would.

Just email it to me and I'll put her pic up... ;)

DBO82
11-14-2007, 12:42 PM
I would.

Just email it to me and I'll put her pic up... ;)


Heh...no

Hog Farmer
11-14-2007, 01:47 PM
There has to be a law against this crap! You go to the eye doctor who is a hot chick, then you go home and whack off which makes you go blind, so then you have to go back to the eye doctor. It never ends!

FAX
11-14-2007, 01:51 PM
There has to be a law against this crap! You go to the eye doctor who is a hot chick, then you go home and whack off which makes you go blind, so then you have to go back to the eye doctor. It never ends!

ROFL

FAX

DBO82
11-14-2007, 02:20 PM
There has to be a law against this crap! You go to the eye doctor who is a hot chick, then you go home and whack off which makes you go blind, so then you have to go back to the eye doctor. It never ends!


Maybe if you wore safety glasses you wouldn't get it in your eye.

Rain Man
11-14-2007, 02:50 PM
Before I get all excited, I need to know your prescription.

Frankie
11-14-2007, 03:25 PM
Isn't it ironic that Bump's eyesight is gonna get worse as well as hair on his palm? Just by visiting an eye doctor?

Frankie
11-14-2007, 03:28 PM
too bad you didn't go in for a groin pull
Yeah, too bad. This is Bumps Groin Specialist:


http://www.chillercinema.com/hallodoc2.jpg

ChiefsFan4Life
11-14-2007, 04:17 PM
pretty face with a perfect body

No wonder you had to go to the eye doctor, your vision was f'd if you think she's hot. She's ugly.

Frankie
11-14-2007, 04:25 PM
No wonder you had to go to the eye doctor, your vision was f'd if you think she's hot. She's ugly.
She's not ugly. But she ain't what I call hot either. Warm at best.

Phobia
11-14-2007, 05:15 PM
I give her face about a 4. Her body better be a 10+.

kcfan82
11-14-2007, 05:20 PM
She's 30 without a ring?

The words crazy bitch and gold digger come to mind.

Bump
11-14-2007, 07:15 PM
I guess she looks a lot better in person than that picture. Although I don't think that pic does her justice. There is just something extremely attractive to me when a woman is smart and beautiful. No, she's not supermodel hot or anything but the brains + beauty = 10 for me. I don't know how anybody could think she's ugly unless they're dating Jessica Alba or something though. Everybody has their own taste though.