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noa
11-15-2007, 09:05 AM
The Language is NSFW.
This is hilarious.

http://consumerist.com/consumer/audio/devoted-customer-upset-jimmy-dean-downsized-sausage-16oz-to-12oz-but-charges-same-price-322223.php?autoplay=true

Apparently, Jimmy Dean downgraded their 16 oz. sausage to 12 oz. but didn't change the price. This guy is pissed because he can't feed his family anymore. The end is the funniest when he doesn't realize he's still being recorded.

ROFL

Saulbadguy
11-15-2007, 09:07 AM
"a little plump"

"****in pussy roll of sausage"

LOL

chasedude
11-15-2007, 09:09 AM
ROFL "F*ck, I wanna eat GD it!"

ChiTown
11-15-2007, 09:13 AM
I had no idea where this thread was going, but that was funnier than hell!
ROFL

Wile_E_Coyote
11-15-2007, 09:39 AM
Inbreeding in the south is still strong

kcmaxwell
11-15-2007, 09:49 AM
"I wanna eat..Gaww D@mnit!"
hehe thats too much!!

Donger
11-15-2007, 09:52 AM
I suppose it hasn't occurred to this gentleman the correlation to eating Jimmy Dean sausage, fried eggs and T-bone steak for breakfast and being 'a little plump' and '200 pounds'?

JBucc
11-15-2007, 09:54 AM
All that did was make me hungry.

Wile_E_Coyote
11-15-2007, 09:58 AM
Growing up in a poor household, you added egg & cubes of bread to stretch that ground meat

Rooster
11-15-2007, 09:59 AM
ROFL That's great.

stumppy
11-15-2007, 10:02 AM
"and a woman who's a little plump"

LMFAO

Stryker
11-15-2007, 10:04 AM
I suppose it hasn't occurred to this gentleman the correlation to eating Jimmy Dean sausage, fried eggs and T-bone steak for breakfast and being 'a little plump' and '200 pounds'?

Throw in the high cholesterol content in that breakfast and they won’t be eating that Gawd Dang sausage much longer anyway!

Adept Havelock
11-15-2007, 10:22 AM
Growing up in a poor household, you added egg & cubes of bread to stretch that ground meat

Yep. And Rice on the side.

BigChiefFan
11-15-2007, 10:49 AM
That was great. Funny as Hell.

HolmeZz
11-15-2007, 11:21 AM
I'm sure that 4 ounces is going to make a difference when split amongst 800 lbs. of people.

siberian khatru
11-15-2007, 11:48 AM
The last 30 seconds of that had tears running down my cheeks, I was laughing so hard.

HemiEd
11-15-2007, 12:06 PM
He needs some fried taters with that breakfast, fried in the sausage grease!

ROFL

tomahawk kid
11-15-2007, 12:47 PM
Jesus Christ.

So many things to say, so many people to offend.

"a roll of sausage and a couple dozen eggs". Holy Sh!t

How much food you need Tex?

Dave Lane
11-15-2007, 12:53 PM
I suppose you can't buy two 12 oz packages and only use part of one today and part of one tomorrow. :)

tomahawk kid
11-15-2007, 12:57 PM
I suppose you can't buy two 12 oz packages and only use part of one today and part of one tomorrow. :)

Or, freeze the remaining 8 oz............

siberian khatru
11-15-2007, 12:58 PM
I suppose you can't buy two 12 oz packages and only use part of one today and part of one tomorrow. :)

He said he's not gonna do that. It's about principles, you know.

Mr. Plow
11-15-2007, 01:07 PM
I suppose you can't buy two 12 oz packages and only use part of one today and part of one tomorrow. :)

He's NOT gonna do that gawwd damm nit.

Mr. Plow
11-15-2007, 01:08 PM
He said he's not gonna do that. It's about principles, you know.


Damn you......I should read the whole thread.

Calcountry
11-15-2007, 01:11 PM
ROFL "F*ck, I wanna eat GD it!"I wish I was in the land of Sausage, old time news soon forgotton look away, look away, look away, Sausage land.

Calcountry
11-15-2007, 01:17 PM
Throw in the high cholesterol content in that breakfast and they won’t be eating that Gawd Dang sausage much longer anyway!My granpappy use to eat bacon, eggs and black coffiee every morning and lived to the ripe old age of 91.

Of course, he was a gentle soul too. Use to walk the 3 blocks to the grocery store to buy them eggs and had a lawn mowing business to supplement the SSec money. Lived in the clean air of the Mojave Desert, and gave away the little packs of Wrigleys gum to any kids he seen. He liked making them happy.


It isn't just the food son.

Calcountry
11-15-2007, 01:20 PM
He needs some fried taters with that breakfast, fried in the sausage grease!

ROFLHow's a fella suppose to make enough gravy for that family from the grease of a measly old pussy sized pack of sausage anyway?

seclark
11-15-2007, 01:27 PM
according to jimmydean.com, the sausage comes in both 16oz & 32oz tubes.
could this guys plump wife possibly grabbed the wrong sausage?
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Adept Havelock
11-15-2007, 01:43 PM
My granpappy use to eat bacon, eggs and black coffiee every morning and lived to the ripe old age of 91.

Of course, he was a gentle soul too. Use to walk the 3 blocks to the grocery store to buy them eggs and had a lawn mowing business to supplement the SSec money. Lived in the clean air of the Mojave Desert, and gave away the little packs of Wrigleys gum to any kids he seen. He liked making them happy.


It isn't just the food son.


Truer words have seldom been said. :clap:

Calcountry
11-15-2007, 01:56 PM
according to jimmydean.com, the sausage comes in both 16oz & 32oz tubes.
could this guys plump wife possibly grabbed the wrong sausage?
secPerhaps maybe he should shop at Costco or Sams club. If JD Sausage is sold there I doubt the sell in less than a 64 ounce, double packed, super tubes of sausage.

Bump
11-15-2007, 02:06 PM
that was funny! Some people.....

Iowanian
11-15-2007, 02:24 PM
The CASWELL'S LUB DEM SOME SAASSAGES!


III gotta Eat dad Nabbit and Plattadaddypus isn't givin up his sausages neither.

KcMizzou
11-15-2007, 02:34 PM
The CASWELL'S LUB DEM SOME SAASSAGES!


III gotta Eat dad Nabbit and Plattadaddypus isn't givin up his sausages neither.LMAO

Saulbadguy
11-15-2007, 02:35 PM
The CASWELL'S LUB DEM SOME SAASSAGES!


III gotta Eat dad Nabbit and Plattadaddypus isn't givin up his sausages neither.
Hahaha...

Iowanian
11-15-2007, 02:38 PM
TennDPhottie done throwd her pancake's all o'er the damn place if she don't git her shaaahr too.


Next thing you know, they'll be puttin' 16oz of coke in a 20oz bottle and servin 3oz moon pies!

Damn BUSH and his erosion of Civil Liberties!!!

Saulbadguy
11-15-2007, 02:43 PM
TennDPhottie done throwd her pancake's all o'er the damn place if she don't git her shaaahr too.


Next thing you know, they'll be puttin' 16oz of coke in a 20oz bottle and servin 3oz moon pies!

Damn BUSH and his erosion of Civil Liberties!!!
They drink RC in the south. They put peanuts in them sometimes.

Iowanian
11-15-2007, 02:45 PM
RC Cola is a noon-meal soda water.

DR PEPPER is the breakfast sausage sweet soda water drink of choice.

Duh.

Saulbadguy
11-15-2007, 02:46 PM
I imagined a gallon of the "fruit punch" in the Roy household along with the Jimmy Dean breakfast meat. Or the orange drink.

Easy 6
11-15-2007, 02:57 PM
I SPIT on Jimmys grave, i'da never known it 'til now...that SUMBITCH was a YANKEE!!!

noa
11-15-2007, 03:05 PM
I SPIT on Jimmys grave, i'da never known it 'til now...that SUMBITCH was a YANKEE!!!

What the hayell does he expect me to do with a sausage with mayple syrup!? Only the Northern Aggressioners and the Freyench eat that.

Easy 6
11-15-2007, 03:09 PM
What the hayell does he expect me to do with a sausage with mayple syrup!? Only the Northern Aggressioners and the Freyench eat that.

You betchee, 'spectin my family ta eat that candyass "sausage" with our T-bone steaks...i'd like ta spit some Beech Nut in nat dudes eye.

Nzoner
11-15-2007, 05:16 PM
My granpappy use to eat bacon, eggs and black coffiee every morning and lived to the ripe old age of 91.



Yep,my grandfather is still kickin'(barely at 94) but he smoked till he was in his 50's and ate some sort of fried meat with grease based gravy for nearly every meal.Unlike yours though he had a firey temper and never had a problem showing his emotions.

CoMoChief
11-15-2007, 05:46 PM
I dunno if any of you have heard him before, but a couple years ago this guy named Mr. Bergis was an internet sensation. These radio stations used to prank call him and ask him questions that just set him off. This guy is a PG version of Bergis but still, that was a funny clip.

Iowanian
11-15-2007, 06:21 PM
I've been laughing, and the wife can't figure out what was funny about the once every 2 year's supper I found her cooking when I got back in....

Calcountry
11-15-2007, 07:09 PM
Yep,my grandfather is still kickin'(barely at 94) but he smoked till he was in his 50's and ate some sort of fried meat with grease based gravy for nearly every meal.Unlike yours though he had a firey temper and never had a problem showing his emotions.Don't get me wrong, he had his moments.

The above is what I like to remember most about him.

Calcountry
11-15-2007, 07:11 PM
I've been laughing, and the wife can't figure out what was funny about the once every 2 year's supper I found her cooking when I got back in....JThats a nice, northerners kind of stove ya got there Iowannian.

Not like the black kettle wood stove weve been stokin for the past 30 years a cookin sausage for the chillans.