If Kris Wilson is "Bigfoot", who is Samie Parker?

[John_Wayne]

Thoughts? Ideas? Suggestions?



Notice that I didn't say "discuss......".

[kepp]

Ever been snipe hunting?

[Wa-Z]

Mr. Fantastic

[John_Wayne]

Mr. Bombastic

[RustShack]

littlefoot?

[Tribal Warfare]

the great kazoo

[Donger]

What's wrong with "Stonehands"?

[Cochise]

Chupacabra?

[Rausch]

Sammie 'D-Fens' Parker.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/Falling_down.jpg/423px-Falling_down.jpg

[Reerun_KC]

Looks like a guy that is making the plays/catches when the ball was thrown to him this year...

So Mr. Dependable...

[Rain Man]

Toejam.

[Wile_E_Coyote]

Bucky Beaver?

[Rain Man]

The Drop Ness Monster?

[Rain Man]

(In fairness, I think Samie has played pretty well this year.)

[L.A. Chieffan]

Sammie 'D-Fens' Parker.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/Falling_down.jpg/423px-Falling_down.jpg
Now you're gonna die...with that stupid litle hat on.

[Inspector]

Butterfingers?

[Rausch]

Now you're gonna die...with that stupid litle hat on.

Too many good quotes...

Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not ****ing graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is ****ing private property. No ****ing trespassing. That means ****ing you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in ****ing English, I would ****ing understand it.

[Chief Faithful]

Call him "4th Down".

[Pushead2]

A piece of shit.

[trndobrd]

For some reason that little "Not Me" ghost from the Family Circus cartoons comes to mind.

[penchief]

littlefoot?

Little Feat.

[Chief Faithful]

Punt-Time
4th Down Sammie
No-show
Malfunction
Erroneous

[HypnotizedMonkey]

I've called him an a-hole a little less this year.

[C-Mac]

The Drop Ness Monster?

We have a winner! Nessy

[Mr. Flopnuts]

"Sans Hans"