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Mr. Laz
11-16-2007, 11:18 AM
hasn't posted in a month ..... WTF?

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Donger
11-16-2007, 11:22 AM
He purchased one of my monkeys and since then, he has been rather quiet.

ClevelandBronco
11-16-2007, 11:46 AM
He purchased one of my monkeys and since then, he has been rather quiet.

Well, you know the time involved in shaving one of those things. Then you have to start tattooing it. Shave, resume tattooing, shave, resume tattooing, shave, resume tattooing. I can see that it could take a month or so before she looked just right.

Skip Towne
11-16-2007, 12:01 PM
He married the most beautiful girl in the world and lived happily ever after.

Demonpenz
11-16-2007, 12:24 PM
i loved beer me as madonna's dad in papa don't preach video

Jilly
11-16-2007, 01:06 PM
I don't know, i was wondering the same thing

El Jefe
11-16-2007, 01:17 PM
who....................j/k

Inspector
11-16-2007, 01:18 PM
I'm thinking someone finally actually beered him.

StcChief
11-16-2007, 01:20 PM
GF got him PWed

BigMeatballDave
11-16-2007, 01:24 PM
Good question. Hope he's OK.

Donger
11-16-2007, 02:04 PM
Well, you know the time involved in shaving one of those things. Then you have to start tattooing it. Shave, resume tattooing, shave, resume tattooing, shave, resume tattooing. I can see that it could take a month or so before she looked just right.

For the love of God, you're NOT supposed to shave them! It makes them REALLY cranky, and trust me, the last thing one wants is a cranky monkey.

ClevelandBronco
11-16-2007, 02:33 PM
For the love of God, you're NOT supposed to shave them! It makes them REALLY cranky, and trust me, the last thing one wants is a cranky monkey.

Filthy cranky moinkey.

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Cato?

Beer Me?

Mr. Laz
12-15-2007, 06:25 PM
2 months ........


anyone know if the dude is ok :(




Beer me last posted 10-09-2007 05:04 PM

Buck
12-15-2007, 06:27 PM
Where does he live?

Iowanian
12-15-2007, 06:29 PM
He and halfcan are painting some womans house, hoping she'll have seks with them when they're done.

Buck
12-15-2007, 06:29 PM
I sent him an email.

Skip Towne
12-15-2007, 06:33 PM
He went to biologically relieve himself and was devoured by the swine. (He went to shit and the hogs ate him)

Bwana
12-15-2007, 06:35 PM
Where does he live?

In a van, down by the river.

Count Zarth
12-15-2007, 06:35 PM
It's been nice without his negativity. I hope he stays away.

luv
12-15-2007, 06:46 PM
2 months ........


anyone know if the dude is ok :(




Beer me last posted 10-09-2007 05:04 PM
He's fine.

Where's Jazzzlovr been, too?

Mr. Laz
12-15-2007, 06:48 PM
It's been nice without his negativity. I hope he stays away.
shut the hell up ... if we want to hear bullshit we'll just fork over the 19.99.

UteChief
12-15-2007, 06:51 PM
Ya give some one twenty bucks to do what there name says and ya never hear from them again. Jeez!

Really, I hope he's okay. Maybe he is tired of watching and talking about this team?

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 10:54 PM
Man, I wish someone made this big of a deal when i didn't post for a month

Baconeater
12-15-2007, 10:58 PM
Man, I wish someone made this big of a deal when i didn't post for a month
It would help if anyone actually knew who the hell you are.

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:14 PM
Hey, My name is Ben, I'm 15, and have loved the chiefs since I was 5, thankfully, that was the dreadful 1998 season, I shed tears over many losses that year, and the next year (Season finale against the raiders) whenever the chiefs would lose I would watch the 1997 season highlight video, (stupid grbac), but, I'm a chiefs fan through and through, I knew all of the statistics to chiefs stats every single year I was a fan of theirs. So, yeah, kinda a deal with the devil being a fan of chiefs. What I get in return though? I guess that question will never be answered.

Baconeater
12-15-2007, 11:17 PM
15????? Holy crap, do your parents know you hang out here?

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:18 PM
lol, I think so, not a real big deal. Nothing on here I can't handle.

luv
12-15-2007, 11:40 PM
It's been years since I registered. I was thinking you were supposed to be 18. Who's not checking ID's at the door?

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:41 PM
I thought it was 13, maybe not though

Baconeater
12-15-2007, 11:44 PM
I'm going to be keeping an eye on you Chiefspants. I'd better not catch you lurking in the girlypic thread.

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:45 PM
Rofl, no comment

luv
12-15-2007, 11:48 PM
I'm going to be keeping an eye on you Chiefspants. I'd better not catch you lurking in the girlypic thread.
Wow, it does look like his dad knows he's here. :p

QuikSsurfer
12-15-2007, 11:51 PM
I'm going to be keeping an eye on you Chiefspants. I'd better not catch you lurking in the girlypic thread.
gez.. i'm betting he has already seen nude superimposed photos of gwen stafani, years ago even.

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:51 PM
Still, no comment ;)

Baconeater
12-15-2007, 11:59 PM
gez.. i'm betting he has already seen nude superimposed photos of gwen stafani, years ago even.
That's what makes me mad about kids today, the internet has made finding porn entirely too easy. Do you know what we had to go through to get porn back in my day? We had to walk through a foot of snow, uphill both ways, with no boots, to the nearest apartment complex to peruse the dumpsters hoping some old pervs had recently updated their collection.

luv
12-16-2007, 12:04 AM
That's what makes me mad about kids today, the internet has made finding porn entirely too easy. Do you know what we had to go through to get porn back in my day? We had to walk through a foot of snow, uphill both ways, with no boots, to the nearest apartment complex to peruse the dumpsters hoping some old pervs had recently updated their collection.
Jealous much?

Chiefspants
12-16-2007, 12:06 AM
hahahaa, Anyways, i'm gonna go to bed, night all

crazycoffey
12-16-2007, 12:21 AM
yes, porn to easy
yes, Chiefs planet to easy
yes, I miss Beer Me.

JohninGpt
12-16-2007, 12:28 AM
I'm going to be keeping an eye on you Chiefspants. I'd better not catch you lurking in the girlypic thread.
Santa, is that you?

HolmeZz
12-26-2007, 01:44 PM
It's been years since I registered. I was thinking you were supposed to be 18. Who's not checking ID's at the door?

I was 17 when I signed up. That was over 4 years ago though.

crazycoffey
12-26-2007, 01:48 PM
yes, porn to easy
yes, Chiefs planet to easy
yes, I miss Beer Me.


I want to nominate this post as Haiku of the thread.....

DBO82
12-26-2007, 02:01 PM
I'm going to be keeping an eye on you Chiefspants. I'd better not catch you lurking in the girlypic thread.

Thats going to be hard to do when you are in the dudepic thread all the time.

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 02:04 PM
Thats going to be hard to do when you are in the dudepic thread all the time.
10 days later.

DBO82
12-26-2007, 02:06 PM
10 days later.

Don't you have some glass to chew?

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 02:13 PM
Don't you have some glass to chew?
is the "worst n00b award" for 2007 over yet? we missed one.

DBO82
12-26-2007, 03:19 PM
is the "worst n00b award" for 2007 over yet? we missed one.

is the "poster most likely to smoke pole award" over yet?

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 03:41 PM
is the "poster most likely to smoke pole award" over yet?
it's over. who knew that your mom posts here?? Weird.

DBO82
12-26-2007, 04:21 PM
it's over. who knew that your mom posts here?? Weird.

At least my moms names not Larry....like your "motherfigure"..i.e. your dads life partner.

Donger
12-26-2007, 04:27 PM
Is anyone else thinking about Pee Wee's Big Adventure right now?

Jilly
12-26-2007, 04:33 PM
Is anyone else thinking about Pee Wee's Big Adventure right now?

I was more thinking about Under the Big Top instead

Donger
12-26-2007, 04:35 PM
I was more thinking about Under the Big Top instead

Is that the one with Valeria Golino?

Jilly
12-26-2007, 04:37 PM
Is that the one with Valeria Golino?

yes, and it was my mistake. Big Top Pee Wee was what I was thinking!

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 04:43 PM
Is anyone else thinking about Pee Wee's Big Adventure right now?
is that the one where he's after the bicycle?

DBO82
12-26-2007, 04:44 PM
is that the one where he's after the bicycle?

Which one had the lady truck driver whose eyes bugged out of her head?

That scared the begeezuz outta me.

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 04:45 PM
At least my moms names not Larry....like your "motherfigure"..i.e. your dads life partner.
:spock:
i'd like to keep going but i feel like i'm talking to my 9 year old niece... and i dislike children.

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 04:46 PM
Yes that old lady told a very terrifying story - "He looked something like THIS!!"

i'm sure it's the same movie.. with the big fat dude taking a bath in the swimming pool

Donger
12-26-2007, 04:46 PM
is that the one where he's after the bicycle?

Yes.

Donger
12-26-2007, 04:48 PM
Which one had the lady truck driver whose eyes bugged out of her head?

That scared the begeezuz outta me.

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DBO82
12-26-2007, 04:49 PM
:spock:
i'd like to keep going but i feel like i'm talking to my 9 year old niece... and i dislike children.

Oh take the mature route...good call

QuikSsurfer
12-26-2007, 04:49 PM
you bastard

DBO82
12-26-2007, 04:50 PM
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Aw man....

Donger
12-26-2007, 04:56 PM
Boys, it's Pee Wee Herman, for God's sake. Why is that scary?

DBO82
12-26-2007, 05:01 PM
Boys, it's Pee Wee Herman, for God's sake. Why is that scary?

The shoes.

JohninGpt
12-26-2007, 05:25 PM
Boys, it's Pee Wee Herman, for God's sake. Why is that scary?
You ever try to sit next to that guy at a movie?