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SNR
11-18-2007, 04:04 PM
Which guy do you shoot?

RustShack
11-18-2007, 04:05 PM
Myself.

siberian khatru
11-18-2007, 04:05 PM
Myself. I couldn't stand the agony of being with the other two anyway.

Count Zarth
11-18-2007, 04:07 PM
I'd line them up single file and hope the bullet penetrated all three skulls.

OnTheWarpath58
11-18-2007, 04:08 PM
I fire through the wall, hoping to hit Carl over in his office.

RustShack
11-18-2007, 04:08 PM
I'd line them up single file and hope the bullet penetrated all three skulls.

Shouldn't have much trouble with that, there isn't much up there.

Count Zarth
11-18-2007, 04:09 PM
Actually it might be more practical to shoot them through the throat. Even if they live, at least they couldn't actually CALL the plays.

Guru
11-18-2007, 04:10 PM
Easy... Line'em up.

Spott
11-18-2007, 04:11 PM
I'd shoot Paul Hackett right in the balls because I'm still pissed about 1995.

jjchieffan
11-18-2007, 04:11 PM
It wouldnt do much good to shoot any of them in the head. They are all already braindead.

Pablo
11-18-2007, 04:12 PM
Uh, I'd just beat Hackett and Raye to death with the butt of the pistol, and kneel Solari down execution style and call one right up the middle of his skull.

dj56dt58
11-18-2007, 04:41 PM
Solari..the other two aren't killing us right now

Then I'd remove the bullet from his head and find Carl

Then i'd remove the bullet from his head and find Herm

Zouk
11-18-2007, 04:43 PM
People who don't understand football always blame the playcaller when the talent is poor.

blueballs
11-18-2007, 04:45 PM
other teams will still employ them
you're really shooting yourself in the foot

dj56dt58
11-18-2007, 04:47 PM
People who don't understand football always blame the playcaller when the talent is poor.
so when the talent is good enough to win and the playcalling is poor we should blame the talent to make up for it??

Bowe sucks Allen sucks Croyle was awful DJ should be released and Tony G should retire

SNR
11-18-2007, 04:49 PM
People who don't understand football always blame the playcaller when the talent is poor.True or false: This game could have and should have been won today. The loss rests solely on the shoulders of the offense.

KcMizzou
11-18-2007, 04:50 PM
I wouldn't wanna... kill them. I dunno.. seems a little harsh.

Zouk
11-18-2007, 04:50 PM
so when the talent is good enough to win and the playcalling is poor we should blame the talent to make up for it??

Bowe sucks Allen sucks Croyle was awful DJ should be released and Tony G should retire

You somehow missed the O-line, the runner who's 34 and has been out of football for a full year, the receiver who's 34 and has tender hammies and can't get open. and the fact that the QB was playing his first NFL game on the road in a loud dome after playing terrible in the preseason.

OnTheWarpath58
11-18-2007, 04:59 PM
People who don't understand football always blame the playcaller when the talent is poor.

Bullshit.

Until today, we have sucked in the first half. Then Solari opens up the offense, and we move the ball.

What happened today? The only drive the playbook opened up resulted in a TD.

The right side of the OL is poor. I'll give you that.

But it's been proven, time and time again this year, that when we open up the playbook, the offense moves the ball.

Zouk
11-18-2007, 05:01 PM
But it's been proven, time and time again this year, that when we open up the playbook, the offense moves the ball.

3rd quarter, Broncos game. When we open it up, we turn it over. Over and over and over again.

OnTheWarpath58
11-18-2007, 05:02 PM
3rd quarter, Broncos game.

Wow!

One example in 10 games?

Zouk
11-18-2007, 05:04 PM
Wow!

One example in 10 games?

We threw 43 times against the Jags and got 7 points.

Bad things have consistently happened when we throw a lot. Every game. I can give plenty of examples.

Until we can get to the offseason, we're not going to win with O.

OnTheWarpath58
11-18-2007, 05:05 PM
3rd quarter, Broncos game. When we open it up, we turn it over. Over and over and over again.

Again, bullshit.

We won the Vikings game because we opened up the playbook.

Same with San Diego.

Same with Cincinnati.

We got away with today's gameplan against the Raiders, well, because they are the Raiders.

Hmmm....

All four of those games were WINS.

Count Zarth
11-18-2007, 05:07 PM
Again, bullshit.

We won the Vikings game because we opened up the playbook.

Same with San Diego.

Same with Cincinnati.

We got away with today's gameplan against the Raiders, well, because they are the Raiders.

Hmmm....

All four of those games were WINS.

Yep. You nailed it.

We lost the Denver game because we got TOO cute. Four straight passes in the shadow of your own goal line = not smart football.

Today we went back to EXXXXTREME NEANDERBALL.

Find a happy medium.

OnTheWarpath58
11-18-2007, 05:07 PM
We threw 43 times against the Jags and got 7 points.

Bad things have consistently happened when we throw a lot. Every game. I can give plenty of examples.

Until we can get to the offseason, we're not going to win with O.

One, we were behind the entire game.

Two, I'm not advocating abandoning the run. I'm advocating NOT abandoning the pass.

Opening the playbook doesn't mean throw the ball 50 ****ing times.

People who understand football would know that.

Zouk
11-18-2007, 05:12 PM
Again, bullshit.

We won the Vikings game because we opened up the playbook.

Same with San Diego.

Same with Cincinnati.

We got away with today's gameplan against the Raiders, well, because they are the Raiders.

Hmmm....

All four of those games were WINS.

We won the Chargers game because Rivers had 2 picks and a fumble, and Turner fumbled as well. 4 turnovers.

The Vikings game we were at home and got 13 points.

The passing game did nothing that great in either of those games. But it DID lose the Broncos game for us.

Reerun_KC
11-18-2007, 05:37 PM
I would ask them if the know where Dick Curl is?

Rain Man
11-18-2007, 06:06 PM
A three-level head shot would be too humane. I'd line up for a three-person shot to the gut, so they would last a few days before the massive infections took hold.

Mr. Laz
11-18-2007, 06:10 PM
shoot their head coaches

MadMax
11-18-2007, 06:13 PM
Which guy do you shoot?



Line em up, with a high powered rifle just might squash all 3... :)

Fly O.T. McWall
11-18-2007, 06:13 PM
if i line 'em up, and the bullet doesn't get two of them, can i beat them to death with the butt of the gun?

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-18-2007, 06:16 PM
I wouldn't wanna... kill them. I dunno.. seems a little harsh.
You're not a real fan.

MadMax
11-18-2007, 06:17 PM
if i line 'em up, and the bullet doesn't get two of them, can i beat them to death with the butt of the gun?



Why hell ya!!!!!!!!! :)

headsnap
11-18-2007, 06:24 PM
You somehow missed the O-line, the runner who's 34 and has been out of football for a full year, the receiver who's 34 and has tender hammies and can't get open. and the fact that the QB was playing his first NFL game on the road in a loud dome after playing terrible in the preseason.
playcalling not the players got us into 'known downs' more than once today, including Croyle's fumble. The only time playcalling got cute was when they called the short dump off on 3rd and long.

watching the game I called the first down play over 90% of the time... predictable is playcalling not players!

MadMax
11-18-2007, 06:27 PM
playcalling not the players got us into 'known downs' more than once today, including Croyle's fumble. The only time playcalling got cute was when they called the short dump off on 3rd and long.

watching the game I called the first down play over 90% of the time... predictable is playcalling not players!



Thank you, you watch the same games I do... ;) :)

Hailchief
11-18-2007, 06:35 PM
shoot yourself....what are you doing in a room with them? Your Screwed

Cochise
11-18-2007, 06:36 PM
I'd shoot one of them at random, then gut him and sharpen his rib bones into stabbing implements with which to kill the others.

Smed1065
11-18-2007, 06:43 PM
We threw 43 times against the Jags and got 7 points.

Bad things have consistently happened when we throw a lot. Every game. I can give plenty of examples.

Until we can get to the offseason, we're not going to win with O.

"Opening it up" to me means throwing it farther than 5 yards.

:hmmm:

MadMax
11-18-2007, 06:54 PM
"Opening it up" to me means throwing it farther than 5 yards.

:hmmm:


EXACTLY!!!! No need to throw 40 times a game, just give Croyle a chance from time to time to NOT throw a wr screen...OOH I can here it now, that's Brodie's fault...F'n hilarious
:deevee: ROFL SOLARI SUCKS!!!! He called the plays...

old_geezer
11-18-2007, 07:55 PM
Which guy do you shoot?


The idiot who only left me one bullit.