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Count Alex's Losses
11-18-2007, 08:50 PM
I just opened a fortune cookie.

The fortune read, "You may have sudden and surprising opportunities."

What does it mean? Crack open the poll and vote after you finish your Moo Goo Gai Pan.

DMAC
11-18-2007, 08:52 PM
Chinese food gives you gas. Therefore, you get some sudden and suprising toot opps.

DaFace
11-18-2007, 08:53 PM
A very interesting fortune. Especially if you go the "in bed" route.

Skip Towne
11-18-2007, 08:53 PM
It means you shouldn't spam the board with 5 or 6 stupid threads EVERY SINGLE DAY. You are not that interesting.

plbrdude
11-18-2007, 09:37 PM
hide yourself at night...aliens are gonna get you

Smed1065
11-18-2007, 09:40 PM
I say a girl with hit you.

Much like Huard, you will assume the fetal position.

blueballs
11-18-2007, 09:44 PM
You just ate some pussy and didn't know it
the hair ball you cough up can be used to
to blackmail the Chinese resturant for millions of yen

JohninGpt
11-18-2007, 09:47 PM
Your mom will leave the house for the evening allowing you the opportunity to watch porn with the sound on, adding a new demention to your sex life.

Count Alex's Losses
11-18-2007, 09:48 PM
Your mom will leave the house for the evening allowing you the opportunity to watch porn with the sound on, adding a new demention to your sex life.

Have you heard of headphones.

JohninGpt
11-18-2007, 09:50 PM
Have you heard of headphones.
If you're wearing headphones, you can't hear the door at the top of the stairs open. That's almost as risky as a downfield pass.

Count Alex's Losses
11-18-2007, 10:11 PM
If you're wearing headphones, you can't hear the door at the top of the stairs open. That's almost as risky as a downfield pass.

You clearly have not developed the keen, ninja-like skills required for watching porn in the presence of others.

smittysbar
11-18-2007, 10:15 PM
I say a girl with hit you.

Much like Huard, you will assume the fetal position.

ROFL Rep

ChiefsCountry
11-18-2007, 10:46 PM
More like getting his ass kicked by the folks from PatriotsPlanet

Count Alex's Losses
11-18-2007, 10:47 PM
More like getting his ass kicked by the folks from PatriotsPlanet

Yeah, some wicked pissah might come down on me hard. I better watch it.

StcChief
11-18-2007, 10:48 PM
a girl will hit on you....

and you'll c*m in your pants.

Bob Dole
11-20-2007, 06:34 AM
At least yours was an actual "fortune".

Bob Dole's from yesterday says:

Here we go. "Moo Shu Cereal" for breakfast with duck sauce.

What the **** is that supposed to mean?

plbrdude
11-20-2007, 07:31 AM
At least yours was an actual "fortune".

Bob Dole's from yesterday says:

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Here we go. "Moo Shu Cereal" for breakfast with duck sauce

What the **** is that supposed to mean?


go duck hunting, kill a few ducks. after cleaning them thin slice the duck meat. turn it into duck jerky. put in a box and market it as breakfast cereal. you'll be a millionaire.

Bwana
11-20-2007, 07:51 AM
It means your strokestick and twins are going to turn black and fall off from lack of use. Ture story, I looked it up.