It's 3 am, I can't sleep and they're selling `poket-pussies` and Dildos on DTV. [Archive]

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:05 AM

Right now on channel 225 Directv. Unbelievable! This country is going to hell in a hand-basket. ROFL :shake:

luv

11-19-2007, 02:06 AM

I'm not going to even comment on that. You're still watching it, aren't you? :p

|Zach|

11-19-2007, 02:06 AM

So are you going to buy both of them and just use them on eachother?

Like a messed up play or something?

SLAG

11-19-2007, 02:08 AM

and now you know why we went with dish network

Jenson71

11-19-2007, 02:10 AM

This is the first week my fantasy football team won and the Chiefs lost. Throughout the season, it has been when the Chiefs lose, my ff team loses. (On the Chiefs bye week, I won).

Also, check out my Billy Joel thread in the Media Forum.

SPchief

11-19-2007, 02:12 AM

So this is why Skip works for them.

smittysbar

11-19-2007, 02:13 AM

Right now on channel 225 Directv. Unbelievable! This country is going to hell in a hand-basket. ROFL :shake:

Your looking for your credit card, don't lie

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:14 AM

Now selling: "The electronic pump-master". LAME

Mecca

11-19-2007, 02:15 AM

Hey it's a fact of life.....and tons of people buy those things.

SPchief

11-19-2007, 02:18 AM

Hey it's a fact of life.....and tons of people buy those things.

I'm gonna guess you're speaking from experience.

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:19 AM

Hey it's a fact of life.....and tons of people buy those things.
I know it's late and all, and I know sex isn't a bad thing. But jeez can't they just sell these in select shops? I mean really, everything that used to be right is now wrong and everything that used to be wrong is now right, moraly.

Mecca

11-19-2007, 02:20 AM

I know it's late and all, and I know sex isn't a bad thing. But jeez can't they just sell these in select shops? I mean really, everything that used to be right is now wrong and everything that used to be wrong is now right, moraly.

Are you offended by it?

Honestly I think this countries total shunning of anything sexual is pretty sad. It's ok to watch people's guts get ripped out but no, no sex..

luv

11-19-2007, 02:21 AM

I'm gonna guess you're speaking from experience.
Do you think women just magically open their nightstand drawers and find a dildo? They have to get them somewhere.

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:25 AM

Are you offended by it?

Honestly I think this countries total shunning of anything sexual is pretty sad. It's ok to watch people's guts get ripped out but no, no sex..
No.

kcxiv

11-19-2007, 02:25 AM

Want me to buy ya one Luv? lol

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:27 AM

next up: "Tera's wireless heart on."

SPchief

11-19-2007, 02:27 AM

Do you think women just magically open their nightstand drawers and find a dildo?

You mean they don't?

Are you suggesting that Mecca has a dildo? I was trying to give him shit about "pocket-pussies"

I'm well aware that women buy dildos. But didn't think that guys would buy something labeled as a pocket pussy.

Mecca

11-19-2007, 02:28 AM

I'd honestly laugh if anyone bought a pocket pussy....but I'm pretty sure every woman I know owns about 10 dildos/vibrators.

luv

11-19-2007, 02:29 AM

You mean they don't?
Ha.

I'm well aware that women buy dildos. But didn't think that guys would buy something labeled as a pocket pussy.
You think guys want pocket dicks? :p

Jenson71

11-19-2007, 02:29 AM

I'd honestly laugh if anyone bought a pocket pussy....but I'm pretty sure every woman I know owns about 10 dildos/vibrators.

Even your mom?

luv

11-19-2007, 02:30 AM

I'd honestly laugh if anyone bought a pocket pussy....but I'm pretty sure every woman I know owns about 10 dildos/vibrators.
You must know some rich women. Those things can be expensive.

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:30 AM

I'm going to make another go at this sleep thing now. Take care ;)

luv

11-19-2007, 02:32 AM

I'm going to make another go at this sleep thing now. Take care ;)
Through Christmas shopping already? :p

Sweet dreams.

SPchief

11-19-2007, 02:35 AM

You must know some rich women. Those things can be expensive.

Who cares about the price. The fact that Mecca says these women he knows have atleast ten dildos should make him think about his status. I mean if all of the women he knows has multiple dildos, he probably should be wondering why they have so many dildos.

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:36 AM

Through Christmas shopping already? :p

Sweet dreams.
Ha! Nah :)

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:37 AM

Who cares about the price. The fact that Mecca says these women he knows have atleast ten dildos should make him think about his status. I mean if all of the women he knows has multiple dildos, he probably should be wondering why they have so many dildos.I don't think he literally meant that, but still; pretty funny post.

Mecca

11-19-2007, 02:40 AM

Simply Red

11-19-2007, 02:42 AM

Ohh,

One more thing before I crash:

Feel free to make this a poop-thread as well.