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AZORChiefFan
11-19-2007, 12:51 PM
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http://sellmic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/riding_bicycle.jpg

FAX
11-19-2007, 12:52 PM
Where are the training wheels?

FAX

AZORChiefFan
11-19-2007, 12:53 PM
Where are the training wheels?

FAX
Thought the bike had them as that was my google search. Stupid google

FAX
11-19-2007, 01:12 PM
Thought the bike had them as that was my google search. Stupid google

I know what you mean, Mr. AZChiefFan. Some of my search results are just a bunch of pictures of cats. And I hate cats.

Nevertheless, your point is well made. Herm is insulting our players - particularly the ones who were part of a record-setting offense - by not trusting them to do what they were brought here to do.

FAX

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:13 PM
I don't get it, but I guess Barbie is better than Dora the Explorer.

I hate that little c*nt.

Reerun_KC
11-19-2007, 01:14 PM
http://www.beforethearchitect.com/images-draftings/BandA%203%20monkeys.jpg

Reerun_KC
11-19-2007, 01:16 PM
Herm in his offensive coachs meeting....
http://www.dumpthe.net/thumbnails/269017301office_monkeys.jpg

FAX
11-19-2007, 01:16 PM
I don't get it, but I guess Barbie is better than Dora the Explorer.

I hate that little c*nt.

Agreed, Mr. Donger.

Dora can kiss my ass. She needs to get out of the yard, back in the kitchen, and learn how to make a decent sandwich.

FAX

siberian khatru
11-19-2007, 01:19 PM
http://www.beforethearchitect.com/images-draftings/BandA%203%20monkeys.jpg

Which one's Herm, which one's Solari and which one's Curl?

Chief Chief
11-19-2007, 01:20 PM
Herm's gonna rip her big-time for NOT:

1) Having/wearing a seatbelt;

2) Having airbags installed;

3) Having a roll-over bar;

4) Wearing a welder's mask;

5) Wearing steel-toed boots;

6) Having a spare tire on board;

7) Having an oxygen mask available;

8) Having a life jacket handy;

9) Wearing shin guards;

10) Having four EMT-qualified spotters within 2 feet of the operator.

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:21 PM
After being exposed to Dora from spending time with a cousin of mine I really like the show. I think it is an excellent program for young girls to be seeing.

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:22 PM
Herm's gonna rip her big-time for NOT:

1) Having/wearing a seatbelt;

2) Having airbags installed;

3) Having a roll-over bar;

4) Wearing a welder's mask;

5) Wearing steel-toed boots;

6) Having a spare tire on board;

7) Having an oxygen mask available;

8) Having a life jacket handy;

9) Wearing shin guards;

10) Having four EMT-qualified spotters within 2 feet of the operator.

Please note that that bike is equipped with a front hand brake. Sweet girl is going to learn a painful physics lesson very soon.

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:22 PM
After being exposed to Dora from spending time with a cousin of mine I really like the show. I think it is an excellent program for young girls to be seeing.

Oh really, f*ck face? Why precisely is THAT?!

FAX
11-19-2007, 01:26 PM
After being exposed to Dora from spending time with a cousin of mine I really like the show. I think it is an excellent program for young girls to be seeing.

Four words, Mr. |Zach|. Get a new cousin.

Now, if Dora were exploring the Zen of oral sex or the mysticism of the Karma Sutra, we might have something.

FAX

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:30 PM
Oh really, f*ck face? Why precisely is THAT?!
Heh. A show geared toward young girls that doesn't focus overly on the "princess" image that so many shows seem to use all the time. That every little girl is a princess and should get what she wants when she wants it. It also doesn't oversexualize anything and the young girl is portrayed like most normal little girls are. Her shirt that hangs loosely over her realistically rounded 8-year-old belly. Rugged and athletic.

It is a good show. Esteem building.

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:30 PM
Heh. A show geared toward young girls that doesn't focus overly on the "princess" image that so many shows seem to use all the time. That every little girl is a princess and should get what she wants when she wants it. It also doesn't oversexualize anything and the young girl is portrayed like most normal little girls are. Her shirt that hangs loosely over her realistically rounded 8-year-old belly. Rugged and athletic.

It is a good show. Esteem building.
I know this is a joke type thread. I didn't mean to sway it.

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:33 PM
Heh. A show geared toward young girls that doesn't focus overly on the "princess" image that so many shows seem to use all the time. That every little girl is a princess and should get what she wants when she wants it. It also doesn't oversexualize anything and the young girl is portrayed like most normal little girls are. Her shirt that hangs loosely over her realistically rounded 8-year-old belly. Rugged and athletic.

It is a good show. Esteem building.

She's a propaganda tool for the advance wave of Aztlan, probably a f*cking Communist and a soccer-playing lesbian.

But, sure, let's look past all that because she doesn't focus on the 'princess' image.

Idiot.

FAX
11-19-2007, 01:35 PM
Heh. A show geared toward young girls that doesn't focus overly on the "princess" image that so many shows seem to use all the time. That every little girl is a princess and should get what she wants when she wants it. It also doesn't oversexualize anything and the young girl is portrayed like most normal little girls are. Her shirt that hangs loosely over her realistically rounded 8-year-old belly. Rugged and athletic.

It is a good show. Esteem building.

Show me where it says that young girls should aspire to rounded bellies and I'm with you, Mr. |Zach|.

And, consider this. Maybe, just maybe, the reason she doesn't get what she wants when she wants it is due to that repulsive gut.

FAX

siberian khatru
11-19-2007, 01:36 PM
OK, all of a sudden this thread is starting to creep me out.

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:36 PM
She's a propaganda tool for the advance wave of Aztlan, probably a f*cking Communist and a soccer-playing lesbian.

But, sure, let's look past all that because she doesn't focus on the 'princess' image.

Idiot.
Surely, there is something else going on in your life to bring this kind of response. Or maybe you are being a drama queen today?

Aside from that.

Explain how you got to all of this. Aside from promoting the idea of being bi-lingual?

Ari Chi3fs
11-19-2007, 01:37 PM
Dora's last name is Guevarra. I don't know if that helps any.

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:38 PM
Show me where it says that young girls should aspire to rounded bellies and I'm with you, Mr. |Zach|.

And, consider this. Maybe, just maybe, the reason she doesn't get what she wants when she wants it is due to that repulsive gut.

FAX
Not like a fat gut. Just a normal kid. Baby fat. Even really healthy girls that young don't fit the normal way they are represented in dolls and cartoon shows and what not...

It did sound creepy the way it was written as siberian said. Maybe my better point was Dora represents what a normal healthy child that age is physically than other cartoons and representations.

DMAC
11-19-2007, 01:38 PM
Hate to interrupt, but...

That little girl is risking serious injury.

http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/bicycle-helmet-proper-usage.jpg

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:40 PM
Surely, there is something else going on in your life to bring this kind of response. Or maybe you are being a drama queen today?

Aside from that.

Explain how you got to all of this. Aside from promoting the idea of being bi-lingual?

You want to see the real Dora and Boots? I realize that she's pulled the wool over the eyes of many people, but I figured this out a LONG time ago...

<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?player=videodetailsembedded&type=v&permalinkId=v1219880rPAXn6qB&id=anonymous" allowFullScreen="true" width="540" height="438" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.veoh.com/">Online Videos by Veoh.com</a>

siberian khatru
11-19-2007, 01:40 PM
Hate to interrupt, but...

That little girl is risking serious injury.

http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/bicycle-helmet-proper-usage.jpg


Is this a metaphor for having Dick Curl as your QB coach?

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:41 PM
Hate to interrupt, but...

That little girl is risking serious injury.

http://medicalimages.allrefer.com/large/bicycle-helmet-proper-usage.jpg

You do realize that the little princess won't be able to show off her bangs if she wears that helmet correctly, do you not?

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:41 PM
You want to see the real Dora and Boots? I realize that she's pulled the wool over the eyes of many people, but I figured this out a LONG time ago...

<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?player=videodetailsembedded&type=v&permalinkId=v1219880rPAXn6qB&id=anonymous" allowFullScreen="true" width="540" height="438" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.veoh.com/">Online Videos by Veoh.com</a>
I can't see that video where I am right now. Care to articulate your thoughts?

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:43 PM
I can't see that video where I am right now. Care to articulate your thoughts?

No.

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:45 PM
No.
Thats kind of strange. You are usually so dense and always ask other people to explain themselves for you.

You would think it would be easy to explain yourself pretty easily.

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:47 PM
Thats kind of strange. You are usually so dense and always ask other people to explain themselves for you.

You would think it would be easy to explain yourself pretty easily.

That's why I provided you with a pretty video, you knob. Perhaps moving pictures and audio will be able to penetrate that massive cranial plate of yours better than words.

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 01:51 PM
That's why I provided you with a pretty video, you knob. Perhaps moving pictures and audio will be able to penetrate that massive cranial plate of yours better than words.
So you can't even explain it? You realize I can read.

After all the times people go out of their way because you are so obtuse. I didn't think this would be that hard for you. ROFL

Donger
11-19-2007, 01:54 PM
So you can't even explain it? You realize I can read.

After all the times people go out of their way because you are so obtuse. I didn't think this would be that hard for you. ROFL

Considering the fact that you are probably the only person on this thread that apparently is not aware that I'm kidding, you may want to re-think that obtuse comment.

Kerberos
11-19-2007, 01:57 PM
I may be going out on a limb here but Donger either has a problem with Zach personally, or he is kidding.... or he forgot to take his Zoloft this morning?

Kerberos
11-19-2007, 02:00 PM
the only person on this thread that apparently is not aware that I'm kidding,




OOPS a few minutes late with my thoughts.

go bowe
11-19-2007, 02:00 PM
Surely, there is something else going on in your life to bring this kind of response. Or maybe you are being a drama queen today?

Aside from that.

Explain how you got to all of this. Aside from promoting the idea of being bi-lingual?bi-lingual?

you mean like a snake with a forked tongue?

or perhaps the fine art of pleasuring your companion taken to the second level?

who can say?

after all, the world is filled with possibilities..

banyon
11-19-2007, 02:05 PM
Is this the bike DA is going to ride down Massachusetts st down Us 24 to his office in Overland Park? I hope so. LMAO

|Zach|
11-19-2007, 02:05 PM
Considering the fact that you are probably the only person on this thread that apparently is not aware that I'm kidding, you may want to re-think that obtuse comment.
Apparently not.

Hydrae
11-19-2007, 02:07 PM
Which one's Herm, which one's Solari and which one's Curl?


The one with the mouth covered is Solari because he is not allowed to actually get his plays directly to the field.

The one with the eyes covered is Curl, he sends in plays with no notice of the reality happening on the field.

The one with the ears covered is Herm, he will not listen to any critics of his "system."

Hydrae
11-19-2007, 02:08 PM
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http://sellmic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/riding_bicycle.jpg


Hey Kevin, we found the culprit!!! ROFL

Simplex3
11-19-2007, 02:13 PM
You want to see the real Dora and Boots? I realize that she's pulled the wool over the eyes of many people, but I figured this out a LONG time ago...

<embed src="http://www.veoh.com/videodetails2.swf?player=videodetailsembedded&type=v&permalinkId=v1219880rPAXn6qB&id=anonymous" allowFullScreen="true" width="540" height="438" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer"></embed><br/><a href="http://www.veoh.com/">Online Videos by Veoh.com</a>
LMAO

Chief Chief
11-19-2007, 02:27 PM
Dora sho' do luvz to hold tight onto that monkey!

Donger
11-19-2007, 02:29 PM
Apparently not.

Well, it is nice to have company.

Calcountry
11-19-2007, 02:51 PM
After being exposed to Dora from spending time with a cousin of mine I really like the show. I think it is an excellent program for young girls to be seeing.Oh yeah, like yelling "Swiper no swiping" 3 times is really goin to stop a thief.

Stryker
11-19-2007, 03:01 PM
Now, if Dora were exploring the Zen of oral sex or the mysticism of the Karma Sutra, we might have something.

FAX

ROFL ROFL ROFL

HELL YEAH! :thumb:

scooter
11-19-2007, 03:19 PM
Herm's gonna rip her big-time for NOT:

1) Having/wearing a seatbelt;
2) Having airbags installed;
3) Having a roll-over bar;
4) Wearing a welder's mask;
5) Wearing steel-toed boots;
6) Having a spare tire on board;
7) Having an oxygen mask available;
8) Having a life jacket handy;
9) Wearing shin guards;
10) Having four EMT-qualified spotters within 2 feet of the operator.

11) I'm sure there should be SOMETHING in there about fig newtons...I'm just sure of it.

MahiMike
11-19-2007, 04:09 PM
Herm in his offensive coachs meeting....
http://www.dumpthe.net/thumbnails/269017301office_monkeys.jpg

ROFL

TEX
11-19-2007, 04:29 PM
They've been conserative for so ling now that IF they ever do open it up, they won't know how. Then Herm will point to the turnovers and say,"I told ya so."

thebrad84
11-19-2007, 05:45 PM
After being exposed to Dora from spending time with a cousin of mine I really like the show. I think it is an excellent program for young girls to be seeing.

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