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Simply Red
11-19-2007, 09:21 PM
"second-hand smoke, judge."

err---

"I ate a poppy-seed bagel just a day before the test."

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-19-2007, 09:24 PM
It was residue from your wife doing lines of coke off my dick.

Gonzo
11-19-2007, 09:24 PM
"Judge, I'm into water-sports and I accidentally opened my mouth."

acesn8s
11-19-2007, 09:28 PM
but i got it from my coach

CoMoChief
11-19-2007, 09:34 PM
It's because I got too high last night?

Hey on the bright side you may get some brownie points for actually telling the truth!

Valiant
11-19-2007, 09:39 PM
Anybody else listen to ESPN ripping into Shanny for the excuses and length he is going too to prove Henry did not do it...

Der Flöprer
11-19-2007, 09:41 PM
I heard somewhere that urinalysis for marijuana produces false positives at a rate of 30-40%.

acesn8s
11-19-2007, 09:52 PM
I was going to the NFL but then I got high
I was going to run the ball but then I got high
But I can't score a TD and I know why...
Because I got high
I got high
I got high

Reerun_KC
11-19-2007, 09:53 PM
It was residue from your wife doing lines of coke off my dick.


perfect.

acesn8s
11-19-2007, 09:53 PM
The same way you argue a positive pregnancy test





Complete denial

gta0012
11-19-2007, 10:04 PM
No from what i heard said on MNF was that they tested his Hair and it was clean. And he has passed lie detectors as well. I really dont care though....

ClevelandBronco
11-19-2007, 10:17 PM
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Papi
11-19-2007, 10:55 PM
That was hilarious ClevelandBronco

I can't believe no one has mentioned "I didn't inhale"

CrazyPhuD
11-19-2007, 11:08 PM
I didn't inhale?

DOH that's what I get for being slow :banghead:

boogblaster
11-19-2007, 11:40 PM
Damn Mexican-Fast-Food places ...spiking me tacos ...

Valiant
11-19-2007, 11:51 PM
No from what i heard said on MNF was that they tested his Hair and it was clean. And he has passed lie detectors as well. I really dont care though....


Yeah the hair test they said differed from the way the league does it, I got that they tested hair that was done afterwards and shorter then hair that would have been on his head earlier and longer..

And the lie detector test was just Shanny's word that he passed, more then anything they did not like how Shanny went behind Goodells back with the comments publicly and trying to circumvent Goodells policy..

BigRedChief
11-20-2007, 08:17 AM
Yeah the hair test they said differed from the way the league does it, I got that they tested hair that was done afterwards and shorter then hair that would have been on his head earlier and longer..The hair foillicle test can look back up to a year with scentific factual evidence. If his test was real and his hair was really tested then he didn't burn a tree.

False tests for opium can be produced from eating a poppy seed muffin. Thats why most of us that have to take drug tests never eat those type of muffins.

I've never heard of a false positive for the weed unless the specimen was mishandled or the lab mixed up the results.

Bob Dole
11-20-2007, 08:32 AM
Yeah the hair test they said differed from the way the league does it, I got that they tested hair that was done afterwards and shorter then hair that would have been on his head earlier and longer..


Bob Dole is pretty sure they don't test the hair from your head if they're serious about the testing.

kregger
11-20-2007, 10:18 AM
Bob Dole is pretty sure they don't test the hair from your head if they're serious about the testing.
Is that why the eyebrow is extinct?

chasedude
11-20-2007, 10:21 AM
Bob Dole is pretty sure they don't test the hair from your head if they're serious about the testing.

The Testing for Hair is pretty damn expensive from what I hear.

Braincase
11-20-2007, 10:48 AM
My trainer told me it was flax seed oil.

StcChief
11-20-2007, 11:53 AM
The Testing for Hair is pretty damn expensive from what I hear.
did he smuggle in someone else's hair..... DNA match on that to be sure

Simply Red
11-20-2007, 12:26 PM
My trainer told me it was flax seed oil.
ROFL

ChiefaRoo
11-20-2007, 02:32 PM
Just say.... It wasn't me. Works for most brothas.
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