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Short Leash Hootie
11-21-2007, 04:32 PM
ROFL ROFL

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/7969/merrimanbeforeafterru9.jpg

HolmeZz
11-21-2007, 04:40 PM
He fills out that 2nd picture about as well as GoChiefs would a jockstrap.

John_Wayne
11-21-2007, 05:09 PM
He's compared to a white box with a red X?

Demonpenz
11-21-2007, 05:22 PM
wow he really did lose weight

Cochise
11-21-2007, 05:25 PM
www.snopes.com/I thought you were going to stay out of the Lounge.htm

Count Alex's Losses
11-21-2007, 05:27 PM
Doesn't matter. You can still see it in his face and neck.

Demonpenz
11-21-2007, 05:28 PM
in the first pic he looks about 20 pounds heavier

barry_smilez20
11-21-2007, 05:31 PM
i think mariusz pudzianowski should become the detroit lions full back all he takes is creatine


http://ejdzej.jogger.pl/files/Pudzian_Barbarzynca.jpg

thurman merman
11-21-2007, 05:40 PM
what an ugly bastard

Skip Towne
11-21-2007, 05:53 PM
www.snopes.com/I thought you were going to stay out of the Lounge.htm
He welched.

Consistent1
11-21-2007, 06:16 PM
i think mariusz pudzianowski should become the detroit lions full back all he takes is creatine


http://ejdzej.jogger.pl/files/Pudzian_Barbarzynca.jpg


Yeah, Pudz uses a little bit more than that. You guys are so funny.

Demonpenz
11-21-2007, 06:25 PM
I don't know how that would match up to jamal williams. Williams is alot darker

Buck
11-21-2007, 06:58 PM
findthedr is right fellas.

Its obvious.

Count Alex's Losses
11-21-2007, 07:00 PM
Yes, but you can still see the difference in his face/neck. Come on.

Buck
11-21-2007, 07:04 PM
Yes, but you can still see the difference in his face/neck. Come on.

Yeah, but you should know this, being a photoshop master and all...

The first one is clearly taken about 6-12 inches closer then the "After".

Also, because Williams' Shoulders are more upright than Merriman's, it creates an optical illusion, making it look more bunched up, like someone with alot of shoulder/neck muscles.

Count Alex's Losses
11-21-2007, 07:18 PM
.

Also, because Williams' Shoulders are more upright than "roidman" Merriman's, it creates an optical illusion, making it look more bunched up, like someone with alot of shoulder/neck muscles.



There is no illusion:

http://i4.tinypic.com/6ujltax.jpg

Buck
11-21-2007, 07:19 PM
There is no illusion:

http://i4.tinypic.com/6ujltax.jpg

The picture was still taken from closer.

stumppy
11-21-2007, 07:21 PM
You didn't even notice the tatoo is missing ???

Buck
11-21-2007, 07:25 PM
You didn't even notice the tatoo is missing ???
what he said

Count Alex's Losses
11-21-2007, 07:30 PM
The picture was still taken from closer.

It doesn't ****ing matter, and the difference is not that huge. Let's cut out the noses and see how different they are:

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6375/nose1pq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3610/nose2et1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Do you see a huge difference in these noses? NO! Why? NOSES AREN'T AFFECTED BY ****ING STEROIDS.

Merriman took roids.

unothadeal
11-21-2007, 08:00 PM
Do you see a huge difference in these noses? NO! Why? NOSES AREN'T AFFECTED BY ****ING STEROIDS.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

barry_smilez20
11-21-2007, 09:09 PM
Yeah, Pudz uses a little bit more than that. You guys are so funny.

this man drinks milk and takes protein drinks

barry_smilez20
11-21-2007, 09:10 PM
http://ejdzej.jogger.pl/files/Pudzian_Barbarzynca.jpg

Buck
11-21-2007, 11:52 PM
It doesn't ****ing matter, and the difference is not that huge. Let's cut out the noses and see how different they are:

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/6375/nose1pq6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3610/nose2et1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Do you see a huge difference in these noses? NO! Why? NOSES AREN'T AFFECTED BY ****ING STEROIDS.

"roidman" Merriman took roids.

Dumbass, the first is taken from a lower angle.

stumppy
11-22-2007, 12:03 AM
Dumbass, the first is taken from a lower angle.

Hell, all he had to do was look at the shadow under the chins. For someone who blows their own horn about their skillz with photoshop like he does you'd think he'd pick up on all this obvious stuff.

EyePod
11-22-2007, 08:58 PM
I'm sure this is a repost, but I can't really remember seeing them before. Here are pictures of "roidman" Merriman during/after steroids:

http://www.profootballtalk.com/merrimanBeforeAfter.jpg

Just let those pictures do the talking....

Sure-Oz
11-22-2007, 08:58 PM
PS'ed and Re-Post

unothadeal
11-22-2007, 09:02 PM
They are fake. Well, the top one is.

MIAdragon
11-22-2007, 09:02 PM
a simple "search" would have avoided this RP.

BigRedChief
11-22-2007, 09:18 PM
PS'ed and Re-Post
Not to mention that its photoshopped

Tribal Warfare
11-22-2007, 09:19 PM
if one calls REP0ST then provide the link

MIAdragon
11-22-2007, 09:23 PM
if one calls REP0ST then provide the link

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=175078&highlight=merriman

Tribal Warfare
11-22-2007, 09:24 PM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=175078&highlight=merriman


I have that f*cktard on CPiggy

Short Leash Hootie
11-22-2007, 09:28 PM
I have that f*cktard on CPiggy
my dad is an ER doctor and he says that is untrue

BigRedChief
11-22-2007, 09:30 PM
my dad is an ER doctor and he says that is untrue
Damnit Carl! :cuss:

Easy 6
11-22-2007, 09:32 PM
They are fake. Well, the top one is.

Yeah, no way his shoulders shrunk THAT much.

Tribal Warfare
11-22-2007, 09:34 PM
Damnit Carl! :cuss:


Wow man you're responding to nothingness :rockon:

Short Leash Hootie
11-22-2007, 09:41 PM
Cpiggy has a major flaw; it allows you to simply click one button and you can read the ignored post...I guarantee 90% of the users that are gay enough to actually use Cpiggy constantly read posts they have chosen to ignore. GUARANTEED. A HOOTIE GUARANTEE!

Bill Lundberg
11-22-2007, 09:47 PM
Do Roids make you darker?

MIAdragon
11-22-2007, 09:47 PM
Cpiggy has a major flaw; it allows you to simply click one button and you can read the ignored post...I guarantee 90% of the users that are gay enough to actually use Cpiggy constantly read posts they have chosen to ignore. GUARANTEED. A HOOTIE GUARANTEE!

http://www.roflemo.com/images/emo/worthless.gif

penguinz
11-22-2007, 10:05 PM
Do Roids make you darker?no, but photoshop does.

MIAdragon
11-22-2007, 10:10 PM
no, but photoshop does.

as does a suntan

blueballs
05-14-2008, 08:58 AM
Shawne landed an endorsement deal
He says he graps some everytime he's at his favorite theater

Ultra Peanut
05-14-2008, 09:41 AM
There is no illusion:

http://i4.tinypic.com/6ujltax.jpgN'a got vitiligo.

Sanka
05-14-2008, 09:59 AM
Fraudulent or not, Merriman is still a POS.

cadmonkey
05-14-2008, 10:43 AM
I understand that the head was photoshopped onto the body in the first picture, but what I see from this is that steriods give you one hell of a tan and a unibrow.

fan4ever
05-14-2008, 02:06 PM
look at the jerseys and shoulders its exactly the same. every crease, every fold.

Not sure how many visiting, but I had some lunch time, so I took the images, copied each separately and lined up the eyes so they were exactly in line. Then I omitted the silhouette of the "Roided" Merriman and colored it magenta and placed the most recent photo over it. You can see some real difference around the neck area, and he's got a bit of a hair cut. The shoulders are not his, but still, you'd have to assume they've gone down as well.