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Bob Dole
07-05-2001, 08:31 AM
Bob Dole thinks this is some pretty funny stuff.

Maybe we should have our own Chiefs Haiku section here on the Planet.

<a href="http://www.tomifobia.com/redneck_haiku.shtml">Redneck Haiku</a>

07-05-2001, 08:44 AM
Those are pretty good. It will be a challenge, but I am sure this bbs is up to it... :)

07-05-2001, 09:52 AM
Having lived in N. Florida twice I can tell you, those are less Haiku and more someone's personal diary. Especially 'Desire' and 'Gathering'.

Rain Man
07-06-2001, 10:13 PM
The Chiefs' History in Haiku
(Can you tell that I’m procrastinating work?)

Oil is gushing
Lamar needs a good hobby
How 'bout football?

It's Super Bowl time
Lombardi's Packers are here
Wait till next year

Buttonhook, stiff arm
Forty-seven yard touchdown
We love Otis

Double overtime
Yepremian puts it up
The curse is on

Hank Stram is leaving?
Where’s Lanier? Where’s Bell? Where’s Lynch?
This can't be good.

It’s January
Arrowhead is deserted
For two decades

We need a good passer
Hmm, how about Todd Blackledge?
We can't go wrong.

Marty’s in charge now
And there’s a new linebacker
That kid can rush.

Three and out again
Let’s get the defense back out
They score more points

Third down and seven
Three-yard swing pass to Anders
Damn Paul Hackett

Christian Okoye
Won't fit the west coast offense
Damn Paul Hackett

Denver, Monday Night
No timeouts, but Joe wins it
Despite Hackett

Greg Hill bursts forward
Ten-yard gain to start the game
Back to the bench

When Elliott kicks
The safest place to be is
Near the goalposts

Explosive first step
Streak of red, falling blocker
I miss Derrick

We’re up two points
Two minutes left, it’s their ball
Why soft zone, Kurt?

Welcome, Coach Vermeil
We want a Super Bowl, please
Before we die.

KS Smitty
07-06-2001, 10:19 PM
Rednecks can't count sillbles!

07-06-2001, 10:23 PM
That was excellent, Kevin!

07-06-2001, 10:51 PM
duplicitous crap
masquerading as Chiefs fan
garbage taken out

KS Smitty
07-06-2001, 11:03 PM
Gannon Stalker Fan
Crazy as thirty-seven bedbugs
But we love ya lots

KS Smitty
07-06-2001, 11:23 PM
Kansas City Chiefs
win playoffs from behind and
win the Super Bowl!!!

Zebedee DuBois
07-07-2001, 01:05 PM
Fine dining tonight.
Chile, brautwurst, and cold beer.
Covers float tonight!

The joke is told well!
My laughter make me feel warm.
Damn my old prostate!


Zebedee DuBois
07-07-2001, 01:44 PM
Aturnis ages.
Cody giggles and cracks wise.
Will football come soon?

Keg says his goodbyes.
The Mrs. talks for Smitty.
Words escape two men.

Roy D. Mercer says,
"I have a can of whup-pass"
Where do they sell that?

The Chiefs are picked last.
There's no where to go but up.
Green! Score some touchdowns!

KS Smitty
07-07-2001, 08:03 PM
Zebedee Dubois
Zebedee Ay My oh My
What a wonderful such day!

Thanks Zeb!

Chiefs Pantalones
07-07-2001, 08:09 PM
Good one, Z:D

07-07-2001, 08:14 PM
My usefulness here
Has come to an abrupt end
It has been great sport

Zebedee DuBois
07-07-2001, 09:01 PM
Bye, GannonStalker.
Pretty fireworks for the Fourth!
Who was that masked man?

Zebedee DuBois
07-07-2001, 09:23 PM
Viagra in veins,
Bob Dole speaks in third person.
Who pleases Brittney?

Kyle travels abroad,
to see the Spanish ladies.
Be careful, my friend.

No QBs to crush,
dozing in fair Doodah-lite,
Gaz posts less and less.