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Demonpenz
11-29-2007, 01:31 PM
Is there any decent software or any books that anyone has tried to learn spanish on here?

FAX
11-29-2007, 01:33 PM
Moving to Mexico is not the answer, Mr. Demonpenz.

FAX

SBK
11-29-2007, 01:34 PM
I'm using Rosetta Stone right now.

Pushead2
11-29-2007, 01:35 PM
My mom and grandma

luv
11-29-2007, 01:37 PM
Un poquito.

Nzoner
11-29-2007, 01:40 PM
cerveza,jose cuervo,two of the most important words to know.

DMAC
11-29-2007, 01:42 PM
cerveza,jose cuervo,two of the most important words to know.That's 3 words, ya drunk.

chagrin
11-29-2007, 01:42 PM
cerveza,jose cuervo,two of the most important words to know.

That's 3 :p

rageeumr
11-29-2007, 01:43 PM
I got a minor in Spanish in college. I was pretty good in HS too, I won a contest at MWSC over my friend whose mom was from Mexico.

It was very useful on Spring Break in Cancun, it may have kept my buddy out of jail when the cops caught him pissing on the side of a building. Or maybe it was the $50 that got him out of it.

Pero he olvidado la mayoría.

Skip Towne
11-29-2007, 01:44 PM
Nein.

DaKCMan AP
11-29-2007, 01:44 PM
Hablo español (pequeño).

DMAC
11-29-2007, 01:44 PM
That's 3 :pEl beato you-oh.

HypnotizedMonkey
11-29-2007, 01:46 PM
¿Por qué quiere usted aprender español? Es usted tratando de atraer una mujer de latina en el saco? ¡Si ése es el caso... oraleee!!!

¡Vaya a Jefes!

DaKCMan AP
11-29-2007, 01:56 PM
When in Mexico, walk up to a girl in the bar and say,

Quiero que usted ponga la mano en mis pantalones.

pikesome
11-29-2007, 01:59 PM
Un poquito.

Si.

I had 3 years of Latin which means I think I ought to be able to speak it. But I can't very well.

bobbything
11-29-2007, 02:02 PM
Anyone speak spanish here?
Baxter does...


http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8084/baxterjr2.jpg

Mr. Plow
11-29-2007, 02:16 PM
You know I don't speak Spanish. In English please.

MIAdragon
11-29-2007, 02:22 PM
come to Miami for a few weeks.

Ok its kinda gay but we watched this my freshman year in college.

http://www.learner.org/resources/series75.html

bowener
11-29-2007, 02:25 PM
im taking classes for it, but im not the greatest, why?

Demonpenz
11-29-2007, 02:25 PM
Thanks for the help guys.

Lonewolf Ed
11-29-2007, 02:27 PM
When in Mexico, walk up to a girl in the bar and say,

Quiero que usted ponga la mano en mis pantalones.

In some of the bars in Mexico I have been to, they do that anyway before you say a word.

RaiderH8r
11-29-2007, 02:27 PM
Que Pechos! - What tits!
Mira, pechos grandes! Que magnifico! - Look, big tits. How magnificent!
Ensename su pechos!- Show me your tits!
Quiero ver pechos!-I want to see tits!
Un dolar para ver su pechos.-One dollar to see your tits.
Chupa me.-Suck me.
Dos cervezas, una tequila....mas pechos.-Two beers, one tequila, more tits.
Que culo.-What ass.

And so on and so forth. Oh and:

Tomas algo para controlar la encinta?- Do you take birth control?

StcChief
11-29-2007, 02:28 PM
does 'Cervasa por fabor' and 'donda esta el bano?' count.

RaiderH8r
11-29-2007, 02:29 PM
does 'Cervasa por fabor' and 'donda esta el bano?' count.
Necesito tomar una mierda! - I need to take a shit.

alpha_omega
11-29-2007, 02:33 PM
Non, ma parlo italiano un po.

Chief Chief
11-29-2007, 02:40 PM
It sounds like a certain someone's going to try to be the agent for Ramiro Pruneda so that certain agent can con CP into signing the OT again as a Chief.

pikesome
11-29-2007, 02:42 PM
Que Pechos! - What tits!



My first job I worked with a girl that everyone called Chichona. And she did but not in a good way.

DaKCMan AP
11-29-2007, 02:51 PM
In some of the bars in Mexico I have been to, they do that anyway before you say a word.

LMAO excellent

Que Card QB
11-29-2007, 03:06 PM
Is there any decent software or any books that anyone has tried to learn spanish on here?I've been self teaching for about 5 yrs. Personally, I haven't found one book, software or audio cds that covers it all for me. To keep interested and focused, I have some children's books from Barnes and Noble, CDs I listen to when I drive, dictionaries, "dummies" type books, and a software program. All of it has a different perspective to learn from.

The biggest thing is staying focused and committed to practicing. And find some native speakers to talk to. It's one thing to learn it in a book but the first time you try and converse with someone, it's like your brain and your tongue do not function together.

I've heard of some immersion classes where they drop you off in Mexico and force you to talk--no one will speak to you in English. I'm thinking of that next summer.

MIAdragon
11-29-2007, 03:08 PM
I've been self teaching for about 5 yrs. Personally, I haven't found one book, software or audio cds that covers it all for me. To keep interested and focused, I have some children's books from Barnes and Noble, CDs I listen to when I drive, dictionaries, "dummies" type books, and a software program. All of it has a different perspective to learn from.

The biggest thing is staying focused and committed to practicing. And find some native speakers to talk to. It's one thing to learn it in a book but the first time you try and converse with someone, it's like your brain and your tongue do not function together.

I've heard of some immersion classes where they drop you off in Mexico and force you to talk--no one will speak to you in English. I'm thinking of that next summer.

Just come down to Miami, I learned more in 2-3 months than I did in 4-5 yeas of classes.

pikesome
11-29-2007, 03:09 PM
I've heard of some immersion classes where they drop you off in Mexico and force you to talk--no one will speak to you in English. I'm thinking of that next summer.

From what my brother tells me they could do it in El Paso and save travel expenses.

MichaelH
11-29-2007, 03:15 PM
I've heard of some immersion classes where they drop you off in Mexico and force you to talk--no one will speak to you in English. I'm thinking of that next summer.

You'd think that would work here for English.
:rolleyes: But no, my wife is having to brush up on her Spanish so she can talk to the illegal parents of her kindergarten class.

2bikemike
11-29-2007, 04:24 PM
You'd think that would work here for English.
:rolleyes: But no, my wife is having to brush up on her Spanish so she can talk to the illegal parents of her kindergarten class.

There is an elementary school here that has a Spanish immersion program so all the little kids can grow up to speak our new language. Another school wants to join in but some of the parents are fighting it.


http://www.nbcsandiego.com/education/14700337/detail.html