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Gonzo
11-30-2007, 10:33 PM
Hope all you midwesterners have stocked up! The forecast calls for ice, snow, rain and locusts here in Omaha. Be careful gang!

Gonzo
11-30-2007, 10:34 PM
:grr:

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 10:36 PM
Got all my chilli supplies for the game tomorrow...

I may have to make a beer run, but, by God, I can hoof it if necessary. :)

Guru
11-30-2007, 10:38 PM
Its just weather.

Bowser
11-30-2007, 10:38 PM
Its just weather.

Says the guy not in the projected ice/snow storm. :)

Frazod
11-30-2007, 10:38 PM
Yeah, it's supposed to hit here late tomorrow afternoon. I lubed up the satellite dish a few minutes ago so I won't lose my signal during the game tomorrow night.

Demonpenz
11-30-2007, 10:39 PM
i have got two cases of wild turkey and a case of miller light. 10 arby's ham and cheeses on ice and one large boner.

Mecca
11-30-2007, 10:40 PM
As long as my power stays on I don't care.

DaneMcCloud
11-30-2007, 10:41 PM
Got all my chilli supplies for the game tomorrow...

I may have to make a beer run, but, by God, I can hoof it if necessary. :)


Hmmmm. Chili.

It's cold here in SoCal, too.

57 degrees tonight. :grr:

Count Alex's Wins
11-30-2007, 10:41 PM
Wonder how bad Sunday in KC will be.

Guru
11-30-2007, 10:41 PM
Says the guy not in the projected ice/snow storm. :)
I have been through several shit storms like what will be up north. It is not the weather you need to worry about. It is the people that have no friggin clue how to get around in it.

Gonzo
11-30-2007, 10:41 PM
i have got two cases of wild turkey and a case of miller light. 10 arby's ham and cheeses on ice and one large boner.


ROFL ROFL

That's great.

Buck
11-30-2007, 10:42 PM
Told you it was gonna snow, MFers.

Guru
11-30-2007, 10:42 PM
Wonder how bad Sunday in KC will be.
Cloudy and cold. NO mention of rain sleet or snow as yet.

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 10:42 PM
i have got two cases of wild turkey and a case of miller light. 10 arby's ham and cheeses on ice and one large boner.LMAO

Sounds like a recipe for trouble.

Frazod
11-30-2007, 10:42 PM
Hmmmm. Chili.

It's cold here in SoCal, too.

57 degrees tonight. :grr:

OTOH, a little ice and snow won't make my neighborhood burn to the ground. :)

Jilly
11-30-2007, 10:43 PM
yeah, i'm sitting here trying to stay awake since I'm expecting the hubby to call for me to come pick him up cuz he's too drunk and thinking, how in the hell will I do this in the ice and shit? Seriously, i must be the best wife ever

Gonzo
11-30-2007, 10:44 PM
yeah, i'm sitting here trying to stay awake since I'm expecting the hubby to call for me to come pick him up cuz he's too drunk and thinking, how in the hell will I do this in the ice and shit? Seriously, i must be the best wife ever

Eh, the BEST wife ever would pull over and give him a handy. :)

DaneMcCloud
11-30-2007, 10:45 PM
OTOH, a little ice and snow won't make my neighborhood burn to the ground. :)

Seriously, 57 is cold here.

My wife has a Chiefs sweatshirt, sweatpants and two blankets. She's a native.

I, of course, am in a tee-shirt and cut-off sweatpants.

And I'm hot.

But real chili sounds awesome! Chili in SoCal is ketchup and hamburger.

Phobia
11-30-2007, 10:45 PM
I'm glad I don't have to contend with that crap. It should be safe by the time I get out and about in the morning.

Bowser
11-30-2007, 10:46 PM
yeah, i'm sitting here trying to stay awake since I'm expecting the hubby to call for me to come pick him up cuz he's too drunk and thinking, how in the hell will I do this in the ice and shit? Seriously, i must be the best wife ever

If he's drunk enough to think that the roads are iced over NOW, you've got problems. :)

Phobia
11-30-2007, 10:46 PM
i have got two cases of wild turkey and a case of miller light. 10 arby's ham and cheeses on ice and one large boner.

A large boner? Did you invite a friend over?

Buck
11-30-2007, 10:46 PM
Seriously, 57 is cold here.

My wife has a Chiefs sweatshirt, sweatpants and two blankets. She's a native.

I, of course, am in a tee-shirt and cut-off sweatpants.

And I'm hot.

But real chili sounds awesome! Chili in SoCal is ketchup and hamburger.

You mean 57 is ****ing Freezing here?

Phobia
11-30-2007, 10:47 PM
yeah, i'm sitting here trying to stay awake since I'm expecting the hubby to call for me to come pick him up cuz he's too drunk and thinking, how in the hell will I do this in the ice and shit? Seriously, i must be the best wife ever
If I were you I wouldn't let my husband go out drinking alone.

DaneMcCloud
11-30-2007, 10:47 PM
You mean 57 is ****ing Freezing here?

Apparently, it is for some people

Buck
11-30-2007, 10:48 PM
Apparently, it is for some people

Yeah, like me.

Once it hits the 60 mark, its indoor activities.

DaneMcCloud
11-30-2007, 10:48 PM
If I were you I wouldn't let my husband go out drinking alone. You never know what might happen in the bathroom of a bar.... or something.

I'd highly recommend that he doesn't go out drinking with Demonpenz.

Arby's and boners are bad karma.

Gonzo
11-30-2007, 10:50 PM
Yeah, like me.

Once it hits the 60 mark, its indoor activities.
57 here is perfect weather for sex alfresco. Our girls are insulated. ;)

Jilly
11-30-2007, 10:52 PM
If he's drunk enough to think that the roads are iced over NOW, you've got problems. :)

nah, not quite yet. He's still texting me and calling me gorgeous...and spelling it right. So we're good.

Bob Dole
11-30-2007, 10:56 PM
High of 70 tomorrow with 20% chance of rain.

Sounds like a good day for a bike ride.

Delano
11-30-2007, 10:59 PM
I always enjoy the first snow storm of the year.

This one got me out of driving my wife to her company Christmas party and talking to a bunch of ethanol cronies.

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 11:01 PM
nah, not quite yet. He's still texting me and calling me gorgeous...and spelling it right. So we're good.That's key. LMAO

:)

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:03 PM
That's key. LMAO

:)

Yeah, I know! Well, that's a hard word to spell anyways.... so when I get that text when things are spelled wrong, then I'll know that I better put on some pants and get ready for the long drive up to the Northland!!

Donger
11-30-2007, 11:08 PM
High of 70 tomorrow with 20% chance of rain.

Sounds like a good day for a bike ride.

You ride a bicycle?

I don't miss the winters in the Midwest. All those ice storms. Come to think of it, I don't miss the summers, either.

Delano
11-30-2007, 11:10 PM
Yeah, I know! Well, that's a hard word to spell anyways.... so when I get that text when things are spelled wrong, then I'll know that I better put on some pants and get ready for the long drive up to the Northland!!

Be a sweetie and describe your current wardrobe situation please.


:p

Bob Dole
11-30-2007, 11:11 PM
You ride a bicycle?


With a 1300cc v-twin.

Donger
11-30-2007, 11:12 PM
With a 1300cc v-twin.

Yikes. Those are some big implants. They must be big b*tches.

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 11:13 PM
Be a sweetie and describe your current wardrobe situation please.


:pLMAO

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

Delano, you perv.

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:13 PM
Hope he gets home safely and u don't need to go out in the weather to get him. Be safe.

thank you! I hope so too.

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:14 PM
LMAO

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed that.

Delano, you perv.

oh boys.... :shake: I should have known better.

Delano
11-30-2007, 11:16 PM
oh boys.... :shake: I should have known better.

cum on gorgus.

Delano
-masturbator.

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:17 PM
cum on gorgus.

Delano
-masturbator.

uh oh...someone needs a designated driver....

chiefbowe82
11-30-2007, 11:17 PM
Important message: Ice storm warning in effect until 12 PM cst Saturday. Wind advisory in effect from 12 PM to 6 PM cst Saturday.

Rest of tonight: Chance of light freezing rain or light freezing drizzle after midnight. Periods of light freezing rain or light freezing drizzle early in the morning. New ice accumulation of up to one quarter of an inch. Near steady temperature in the mid 20s. Southeast winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.


Saturday: Very windy. Cloudy with periods of light freezing rain and rain likely in the morning...then partly sunny with slight chance of rain in the afternoon. Ice accumulation of less than one quarter of an inch. Highs in the upper 50s. Southeast winds 20 to 30 mph increasing to south 30 to 40 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation 80 percent.

Saturday Night: Windy. Partly cloudy. Lows in the upper 20s. Southwest winds 15 to 30 mph becoming north 10 to 15 mph after midnight.

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:26 PM
bad news...just got a text where pussy was spelled russy... does that mean his phone messed up or him? Could be either.

RJ
11-30-2007, 11:26 PM
i have got two cases of wild turkey and a case of miller light. 10 arby's ham and cheeses on ice and one large boner.



Just you, or are you expecting company?

Gonzo
11-30-2007, 11:28 PM
bad news...just got a text where pussy was spelled russy... does that mean his phone messed up or him? Could be either.

Well, you'll know more when he asks to see your bunt.

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:29 PM
Well, you'll know more when he asks to see your bunt.

ha ha! One can only hope.

Baconeater
11-30-2007, 11:30 PM
I have the woodstove fired up, a 3-day supply of wood in the garage and a 2 week supply right outside the door, a case of Blvd and six packs of smokes. I think I'll be OK.

Demonpenz
11-30-2007, 11:30 PM
nah, not quite yet. He's still texting me and calling me gorgeous...and spelling it right. So we're good.


thats why when i am drinking i use the default txt or one's I spelled out before I started drinking that day

I will be home late
Wow you are pretty.
Sorry stuck in traffic

Demonpenz
11-30-2007, 11:31 PM
Just you, or are you expecting company?

lets just say only 9 of the sandwhiches are for eating

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 11:32 PM
Oh hell... if you expected the worst, you just got it.

LMAO

Delano
11-30-2007, 11:32 PM
lets just say only 9 of the sandwhiches are for eating

If that is the case, why didn't you get straight roast beef. Melted swiss if ****ing sticky.

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 11:33 PM
thats why when i am drinking i use the default txt or one's I spelled out before I started drinking that day

I will be home late
Wow you are pretty.
Sorry stuck in trafficBrilliant!

Frazod
11-30-2007, 11:33 PM
Uh, definitely hold the mayo. :spock:

SPchief
11-30-2007, 11:33 PM
oh boys.... :shake: I should have known better.


Are you new here?

Demonpenz
11-30-2007, 11:34 PM
If that is the case, why didn't you get straight roast beef. Melted swiss if ****ing sticky.

ugh shane battier's head ruined that dream for me

Prometheus
11-30-2007, 11:36 PM
I have the woodstove fired up, a 3-day supply of wood in the garage and a 2 week supply right outside the door, a case of Blvd and six packs of smokes. I think I'll be OK.


3 day supply of wood? And a one-day supply of beer, and maybe two days of smokes? And you consider that adequate? Oh my.

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:36 PM
Are you new here?

no :banghead:

RJ
11-30-2007, 11:36 PM
lets just say only 9 of the sandwhiches are for eating


Say no more, I understand. You picked up some extra horsey sauce, I assume?

Prometheus
11-30-2007, 11:37 PM
ugh shane battier's head ruined that dream for me


KY warming gel....and, he has nice "ear holes"...

Jilly
11-30-2007, 11:42 PM
lets just say only 9 of the sandwhiches are for eating

wait, what?

Prometheus
11-30-2007, 11:43 PM
Uh, definitely hold the mayo. :spock:

LOL

KcMizzou
11-30-2007, 11:43 PM
wait, what?Don't ask.

As a side note.. D'Penz is one of the funniest bastards on this site.

You go, Ninja Turtle.

Demonpenz
11-30-2007, 11:49 PM
wait, what?


Well when a Man and a ham and cheese sandwhich really really love each other.....

RJ
11-30-2007, 11:52 PM
Well when a Man and a ham and cheese sandwhich really really love each other.....



What is love / Oh baby, donít hurt me / Donít hurt me no more / Oh, baby donít hurt me / Donít hurt me no more

Bowser
12-01-2007, 12:04 AM
What is love / Oh baby, donít hurt me / Donít hurt me no more / Oh, baby donít hurt me / Donít hurt me no more

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go bowe
12-01-2007, 12:24 AM
Yeah, it's supposed to hit here late tomorrow afternoon. I lubed up the satellite dish a few minutes ago so I won't lose my signal during the game tomorrow night.lubed your satellite dish?

sounds kinky...

are you planning to ass-**** your sat dish after the chiefs lose another close one?

otherwise, what's the lube for?

does it repel rain, or keep ice from forming, or what? :shrug:

Bob Dole
12-01-2007, 12:26 AM
lubed your satellite dish?

sounds kinky...

are you planning to ass-**** your sat dish after the chiefs lose another close one?

otherwise, what's the lube for?

does it repel rain, or keep ice from forming, or what? :shrug:

It keeps the snow from sticking.

Thig Lyfe
12-01-2007, 12:29 AM
thats why when i am drinking i use the default txt or one's I spelled out before I started drinking that day

I will be home late
Wow you are pretty.
Sorry stuck in traffic

I would imagine you spelling things correctly would be cause for concern.

VonneMarie
12-01-2007, 12:31 AM
Nothing is going to happen in KC. KC has this big bubble over it so no storms can get in. KC will be fine.

Bowser
12-01-2007, 12:32 AM
Nothing is going to happen in KC. KC has this big bubble over it so no storms can get in. KC will be fine.

The jinx is now in.

VonneMarie
12-01-2007, 12:33 AM
The jinx is now in.
It true. Every storm that is headed for KC mysteriously goes to the north or south. Never KC. :harumph:

Jilly
12-01-2007, 12:35 AM
It true. Every storm that is headed for KC mysteriously goes to the north or south. Never KC. :harumph:

OH well great. I'll start putting on my pants AND my snow boots then and make sure I stock the car with blankets, flares, and jumpers, just in case

Thig Lyfe
12-01-2007, 12:39 AM
OH well great. I'll start putting on my pants AND my snow boots then and make sure I stock the car with blankets, flares, and jumpers, just in case

So you'll be wearing nothing but pants and snow boots?

Frazod
12-01-2007, 12:58 AM
lubed your satellite dish?

sounds kinky...

are you planning to ass-**** your sat dish after the chiefs lose another close one?

otherwise, what's the lube for?

does it repel rain, or keep ice from forming, or what? :shrug:

nlm

Yes, it keeps the snow from sticking. Two years ago, I lost a good chunk of the Missouri/South Carolina bowl game because the dish was covered with snow. IIRC, that little piece of advice came from Skip.

And actually, I used Pam. So I guess you could say I Bronco'd my dish. :grr:

KcMizzou
12-01-2007, 01:31 AM
nlm

Yes, it keeps the snow from sticking. Two years ago, I lost a good chunk of the Missouri/South Carolina bowl game because the dish was covered with snow. IIRC, that little piece of advice came from Skip.

And actually, I used Pam. So I guess you could say I Bronco'd my dish. :grr:Again.... sounds kinky.

Mr. Kotter
12-01-2007, 01:35 AM
Again.... sounds kinky.

Damn, guess I gotta consult the Urban Dictionary, again...just looked up "Superman dat Ho..." that my 11 yr old is listening too.


:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

CoMoChief
12-01-2007, 01:43 AM
I have a huge sack of weed I just bought. Dont plan on going anywhere to watch the game other than the small little world I might be in. **** Herm, Solari, Curl and Carl for this mess. This is just pathetic.



Im gonna rape the living hell out of my pantry this weekend.

blueballs
12-01-2007, 02:15 AM
.

kstater
12-01-2007, 06:09 AM
I hope everyone up there stays safe. That said, I hope it snows a bunch. Push all those ducks down this way.

Gonzo
12-01-2007, 07:58 AM
Looks like glass on the streets & trees here.

No one is traveling.

CupidStunt
12-01-2007, 08:07 AM
Might have to get in on the UNDER (37.5) before the book picks up on this.

Skip Towne
12-01-2007, 08:31 AM
I've got 10 inches here in Tulsa.

OmahaChief
12-01-2007, 08:40 AM
Looks like glass on the streets & trees here.

No one is traveling.

It is not that bad at 108th and Military so far. I just got back from Hy-Vee as I had to make sure I had plenty of Gentleman Jack to toast the night away when Mizzou is beatin that Sooner ass!

GO TIGERS!!!! :mizzou:

Sfeihc
12-01-2007, 08:40 AM
TMI, skip.

Baconeater
12-01-2007, 10:14 AM
Meh, everything is melting off already. I guess I'll have to die another day.

Adept Havelock
12-01-2007, 10:32 AM
I lubed up the satellite dish a few minutes ago...


LMAO

This is a line that will stick in my noggin for quite a while. Thanks.

Skip Towne
12-01-2007, 10:37 AM
TMI, skip.
And I thought no one noticed.

morphius
12-01-2007, 10:49 AM
And I thought no one noticed.
Sadly for you, nobody has noticed it in a long time...

(sorry easy setup)

morphius
The other joke was that it isn't fair to count you and your boyfriend together, nttiawwt.

Sully
12-01-2007, 10:51 AM
If I were you I wouldn't let my husband go out drinking alone.
I see what you are doing.
I'm not a fan.
Use your powers for good, rather than evil.
:#

blueballs
12-01-2007, 10:53 AM
I've got 10 inches here in Tulsa.

SSI direct deposite
making the street boys happy
NTTIAWWT

Sfeihc
12-01-2007, 10:53 AM
The S!ht storm is bearing down on my neck of the woods. I wonder if I should lube the dish?

Skip Towne
12-01-2007, 10:54 AM
It's 54 degrees and windy here.

Pablo
12-01-2007, 10:55 AM
Yeah..it's just raining and kinda cold here.

No sh*t storm. Guess it must have missed me.

chiefbowe82
12-01-2007, 11:09 AM
yeah we were suppose to get it real bad here, and it's just damp outside

KcMizzou
12-01-2007, 11:14 AM
Yeah..it's just raining and kinda cold here.

No sh*t storm. Guess it must have missed me.Likewise... which is fine by me.

Pablo
12-01-2007, 11:19 AM
Likewise... which is fine by me.We never really get it as bad as I think we will, and Direct TV is so fickle, if I fart in its general direction, the signal fades.

I want to be able to watch OU take out the trash tonight.


;)

Gonzo
12-01-2007, 11:25 AM
We never really get it as bad as I think we will, and Direct TV is so fickle, if I fart in its general direction, the signal fades.

I want to be able to watch OU take out the trash tonight.


;)


Are you watching ESPN classic or something?

Chiefs_5627
12-01-2007, 11:41 AM
Gettin dusted pretty good by the Twin Cities here.

Frazod
12-01-2007, 01:21 PM
Snowing like hell in Chicago, but it's not supposed to amount to much. Roads are a mess, though.

Skip Towne
12-01-2007, 01:29 PM
Are you watching ESPN classic or something?
You need to aim your dish correctly and tighten the bolts TIGHT. They work great when correctly installed.

Pablo
12-01-2007, 01:32 PM
You need to aim your dish correctly and tighten the bolts TIGHT. They work great when correctly installed.The dish is aimed correctly..I suppose it could be secured better, but when it rains heavily..or snows..or ices for that matter...all bets are off.

But I don't think we're gonna get much worse weather up here than the mild rain storm..it's probably about 45 degrees..so there won't be any freezing going down..unless it dips down really low tonight.

Baconeater
12-01-2007, 01:38 PM
OK, I'm getting ready to face certain death by venturing out into this mess. Wish me luck.

Gonzo
12-01-2007, 01:40 PM
OK, I'm getting ready to face certain death by venturing out into this mess. Wish me luck.

It's not too bad. You should make it ok.

Pablo
12-01-2007, 01:40 PM
OK, I'm getting ready to face certain death by venturing out into this mess. Wish me luck.Make sure you take at least 6 beers with you. You could get stuck or slide off the road..and you gotta kill the time somehow...

LiL stumppy
12-01-2007, 03:09 PM
Looks like fun, the one we went through last year sucked. People pancaked and it just made things that much worse. Ice sucks.

Baconeater
12-01-2007, 03:36 PM
By the grace of God, I made it back home alive.

chiefsfan987
12-01-2007, 04:59 PM
Guess its not just the midwest, we're gettin snow up here right now too. Man, I hate winter. Oh well, at least its not ice.

Bowser
12-01-2007, 05:00 PM
Windy as **** outside right now.